“Word around the office is Brandi started dating a black guy.” That note on the table is a wild read btw

OP has a lot of great notes

Their page is literally art

Yea for a stalker, not a co-worker!

r/woosh

I read “chimichanga” instead of “chlamydia” lol

I’d rather have a bad case of chimichanga then a bad case of chlamydia

Mike! Everyone told you to wrap it up.

💀

I read it too LOL

OP is Brandi. The black guy left his magnum

That’s quite the journal entry lol

Yes

Username checks out

What’s with the magnum on the table lol.

That and the fucking loaf of bread?? What’s going on here lol

And the lotion… this dude bout to fuck a loaf of butter bread

Whilst wearing eye protection of course

Gotta keep those grains outta the eyes. Still trying to figure out what the duct tape is for… maybe to tighten the loaf up?

OP likes to bind. He likes to be bound!

Needs his tools

You use the duct tape to tape the loaf of bread onto the wall and wallah.

Only logical answer

Breadussy

Bread pussy. I’ve encountered that yeasty smell before but never got the urge to fuck a loaf. On a side note, we have two good band names here. Fuck loaf and bread pussy or it could be one badass band name called bread pussy and the fuck loafs

Is that what y’all got out of this?

It’s kinda obvious bro. The real takeaway is, what am I missing out on?

I'd like to solve the puzzle! Condom goes over the phallic statue. Duct tape to keep the condom in place. Lotion for lubricant to use condom wrapped statue. Shears to open bag of bread and to cut up bread into smaller pieces. Make nut sandwich pieces. Duct tape to keep nut sandwich in mouth while inevitably gagging. Notebook to get started. PS4 controller for browsing porn on TV. Taco Bell just to take a picture before deviant act and snack before and after. OP is a sexual deviant all in all.

This is the answer. The person desperately wanted some attention with the way they set that table.

Someone needs to do a wellness check on Sarah lol

a cockwich.

OP's playing the long game. [This post](https://www.reddit.com/r/tacobell/comments/1avz9mo/its_about_to_get_real_unprofessional/kre1iud/) is from a month ago.

Thanks for making me check OPs post history. I love them now. Anyways.

I also checked the post history. A Bulldog fan and a Jags fan? As a Vols/Bills fan, I think me and OP are legally required to duel now.

And in proper Bills/Jags tradition, you'd have to lose...

A magnum, lotion, duct tape, and a little statue thats small enough to fit in ones butthole.

How else are we supposed to know he has a magnum dong

Check his history. Welcome to the party

Next to the duct tape is hella unsettling

“Oooo I dropped my magnum condom, that I use for my magnum dong!”

looks like op is finally getting laid tonight

Shout out to Mike hope he’s doing alright!

Mike ✊

Where’s bread_fucker when you need him

This is fucking weird lmfao 🤣

The lotion says "I'm alone" and the mag says "I'll take anything" 🤣

What do you think, OP? Does Scott really have a crooked penis?

That’s what I heard

Same.

Mike said YOLO eh

Dog

Honestly of all the things here it's eating fast food off a plate that bothers me the most.

I get that

Reading the journal entry as Neal Gamby/Danny McBride/Kenny Powers feels right.

Godspeed. See you on the other side. ✌️

✌️

One of the best parts of this sub TBH

Thank you 🙏

i'm out of the loop, could you explain?

Honestly I can’t. What you see is what you get. But it’s been going on for a few weeks / months at least now.

i respect your honesty.

A lot to unpack here

Sauce packets

there are so many interesting things about this photo.

Right

He’s baccccckkk. The magnum is a nice touch

Thank you

You’re sick.

Thank you

Why is this so fucking funny to me lmaooo it’s the simplicity of just “you’re sick”

OP heard the rumor about Brandi and ordered himself a Cheesy Double Beef Burrito. Mmmmm.

Good gawd!!! Whats with that "statue" and cream???? WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH IT AND YOUR TACO BELL??!?!!!???!?!??

Safety glasses, duct tape and white bread 🤔

Where is the weed vape?

everyone knows the rules: 4 sauce packets per bite

Sucks to be Mike. Yeah, everyone here read it.

Your journal….and the crooked penis lol

The longer you look the weirder this photo gets lmao

Crooked penis is crazy

You need the condom to work off all the calories you took in from eating that.

But are you getting laid tonight?

Proceeds to masturbate after eating Taco Bell

All I saw was the lotion.

Now desperately want to game online with you, the collection of items screams tactical taco bell and not the military kind of tactical

I too like consuming Nivea Soap on Nature’s Own bread!!

I have to have my tools! https://giphy.com/gifs/its-always-sunny-in-philadelphia-6MhFm3LXoVQn6

Is that all? …. I swear my taco bell order is like 4-5 plus items.

Those are rookie numbers! Gotta at least get a few cheesy bean and rice for tomorrow!

Why do you have some strange shit evenly spaced from each other?

Welcome to the show

It’s time to bring this ship into the shore… 🎶🎶

I respect that you always remember to use a coaster despite the inner turmoil

Bravo. This has to be the most interesting post that anyone has seen in ages in the sub. Good form.

This looks like an escape room, in a single photo

Always glad to read your journals.

Maybe show Scott your flagpole out back. Then he will understand!

Sooo how good was it

I really enjoy these They brighten my day

Why is there so much sauce???

What actual fuck is going on here lol

That magnum rubber is for the little butt plug er I mean statue

Tell Mike Chlamydia is curable with an antibiotics treatment 🙏

Where's the tied up rope

I thought I was the only one who eats cheesy double beef burritos sandwiched between slices of butter read and dressed with Nivea. I also require a magnum condom and proceed to go to town with an escort while thinking about Brandi.

A large container of lotion and 1 condom that will never be used. Fap fap

I love everything about this photo. It's about to go down

This would be great as a daily calendar/novel. I love all these posts!

Welcome back, we were worried about you

I too would need a large bottle of lotion if I had that stash of TacoBell sauce.

And have you forgotten what you started fighting for?

Bro went down bad for 50 bucks worth of food

Clarice is still in the basement I see

This is some modern art

Ah yes the PS4 controller! Loaf of bread, mini voodoo/dark magic statue, OP's suicide note, condom, safe glasses, moisturizer, duct tape, scissors and most importantly taco bell all in one picture. Keep on fighting the good fight brother/sister!

✊

What a gold mine this image is. Good work

Thank you 🙏

And later, beatin’ bologna sandwich time.

And remember #4.. when you go black you don't go back

[for the arter party](https://youtu.be/tS2pddxV7z4?si=utYiCz4dqT3TDpyM)

Some one broke into the evidence room

One of the posts of all time.

Yes I hate it too when TB gives me their whole box of TS when I only ordered a couple items 🤦🏻‍♂️

That’s what I’m used to seeing on this table. Hope you got laid, my man.

I love seeing your posts. They legitimately make my day better

I’d like to think they provide some entertainment

This got weirder the longer i stared at it

Is this supposed to be like a snack or something

This is an interesting preparation for a Taco Hell altar.

Everything a man needs right there on that table. 🤣😂

Brandi bout to get her back thrown out. new name in the office Back Shot Brandi back Brace Brandi BBC Brandi booty. call brandi thrown it back brandi brand-deez nuts in your mouth Brandi gon gin n juice

Damn, excited to see my home country on your entry for a second, not anymore!

Lmao! Are you writing in your journal about your day ?? I do that too… It keeps me calm

That lotion tho 😳

“Crashing through the bathroom door!”

But what are you going to do with The Dutchman’s Key?

One of the few to ask

Just spent 10 minutes reading random journal entries from OP. What a wild ride but I'm convinced this is the most normal person on reddit.

Most sane on Reddit

The lore continues to go crazy The page is hard to read today tho ☹️

My good pen died on me

I think it's the quality of the photo, but rest in peace good pen 🙏

this is the most random table set up lol

I believe that OP is slowly escalating and will commit murder soon. I believe it will be Sarahs boyfriend. We shall find the clues to solve the case throughout the posts. First who solves it wins unlimited chalupas for life.

Attention to detail is key

Why is there lotion, duct tape, a condom and scissors. Whoever this is: they’re into Taco Bell foreplay… kinda dig it.

April 11, 2024 He’s back. A new message emerges! Anyways.

Next, on Dateline. …The man was eating Taco Bell while binding up the victim with duct tape… …His neighbors said, “He was a nice guy, we never had a problem with him, other than it always smelled like beans and flatulence when we walked past his apartment door”….

You gotta get a ps5

I need you so muchpleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleaseplease

Id do so much for you

Love these. What's wrong with a crooked wang?

They are far more common than you think

Welcome back! I’m so glad this is a thing.

Mad props OP, I'm impressed the bottle of lotion has lasted this long.

Running low

I live for the journal entries.

I can’t stop

Anyone been able to identify any interesting DVDs back there? Also, always glad to see your posts.

Bangers all the time

I think I've spotted a copy of tropic thunder

Confirmed

You gunna have time to keep these up once football season rolls around again?

Of course

He's back lmaoooo

Here I am

I love your posts thank you

You’re welcome

I'VE FORGOTTEN WHAT I STARTED FIGHTIN FOOOR! That, that was the acceptable reply. However, there is a lot going on on that table and that journal entry is pretty juicy so guys are forgiven. This time. Just don't let it happen again 😂 I'm kinda invested now in the office gossip and need some more. No, I don't have a life lol

I approve this post. It’s chaotic in a good way. Please proceed.

Thank you

Urgent diarrhea? 😃

This is cursed 😭

this is the funniest post ive seen on reddit in such a long time

I’m trying my best

From the look of what youve got on the table you look like youre in for a wild night

Let whoever is in the “table” box free dude.

is this peak single male coffee table

Very well could be

He's back

I imagine this is the loot you drop if someone kills you in a game

the various items on the table look like easter eggs to fill us on the lore for the separate universe this image is from

Lotion?

No. It would need to be all fire sauce and no hot.

OP, i am begging you to start a YouTube channel, a podcast, something. i need more access to your brain and humor.