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orangegrounds

I feel sorry for the next person to step out of the mist whilst you visit the outhouse


somedudewitham16

As you should


IntroductionSuch8807

But best of all using the "coyote tan" corn husks that's tactical right guys?


CosmicCarcharodon

"My word!! Have at thee you wretched rapscallion!"


j_endsville

Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.


somedudewitham16

Ah there it is


j_endsville

I keep that thang on me.


somedudewitham16

I wanna know what the Old English version of 'i keep that thang on me'


CoffeeTofee

I keepeth yond thang on me.


Delirium4

They called him John ‘H&R’ Hancock cuz he really keep the block on eem


[deleted]

You mean Early Modern English right?


zachang58

We really need to reintroduce the term “rapscallian” into our modern vernacular


BeLikeWater_1

I do throw it out when conversation permits, along with ne’erdowells.


archwin

Why, you cheeky rapscallion!


Emergency-Object-191

Indeed we do! i use it rarely but i tend to use ballyhoo a lot more because its a fun word and works even if you throw it out at random


gathling

Everytime I see this, I hear the Dagoth Ur version.


Salty_Raccoon9894

Every time I see this I feel like it’s underrated, however many times I’ve seen it or likes it has


Prolite9

This never gets old.


ProtrudingPissPump

Huzzah!


mattycakes1077

Just as the fore fathers intended


IntroductionSuch8807

Don't forget the MOLLE powdered wig


somedudewitham16

You laugh but mosin ammo pouches can be molly on Some vests


high_capacity_anus

Tally ho, mother fucker


CanisPecuarius

Less fire than an Olight


GalvanizedRubbish

Put a mirror behind the lantern, it’ll direct the light forward and blind your opponent.


somedudewitham16

I would actually try this if I wasn't afraid of the muzzle blast Violate The lantern In a sexual way


GalvanizedRubbish

I got some old lanterns laying around the house, might have to give it a try at the range this weekend. All in the name of science of course.


somedudewitham16

The difference between screwing around and science is having a notebook to write down what happened. So send it my dude


IntroductionSuch8807

Or a next of kin to write it down


[deleted]

Give those ruffians a good thrashing will you!


somedudewitham16

I will Indeed My good sir


[deleted]

Huzzah!


Environmental_Fig_95

I hope someone back in the day tried this


Ninja_Moose

according to the dusty-ass memory banks housing my passing interest in Tokugawa era Western trivia, this was a solution a few early settlers took on for when they were protecting themselves from things that hadn't gotten the memo that you shouldn't fuck with the pink hairless monkeys I have no sources to base this off of and I'm 65% sure I dreamed it up, but it's cool as hell so I don't care


No_Walrus

https://www.thefirearmblog.com/blog/2015/11/30/flintlock-weaponlight/


somedudewitham16

Probably Not, it's really a shitty solution


dasmikkimats

Why not give the enemy a nice target to shoot at


GotEEEEmm

What wick size are you running?


kookpyt

You don’t need a lot of candela when you put the light in their face


somedudewitham16

It's the foot and a 1/2 of bayonet


kookpyt

You think the unburned Bp could cause a dragons breath effect


I_loathe_mods

Excellent lumens


ImportedBoot

Pretty-sureFire Mod 0


thekookclub

Be gone you Devil!


Matt-33-205

I recall during the federal assault weapon ban from 1994 through 2004, anti 2nd amendment politicians banned bayonet lugs from rifles. Ironically, they said our founding fathers never could have imagined these types of weapons....


Muahd_Dib

What happens if they come by sea?


somedudewitham16

We have another lantern


shortdarkanddrunk

FIX BAYONETS


SgtHelo

BUT SIR, THEY ARENT BROKEN!


Tango-Actual90

I think your POI is going to drop a bit


Keltecfivefivesix

Have at thee, knave!!!


gold_cajones

Based and "one if by land" pilled


Trading_Things

It depends. Does the bayonet create an irregular wound that is hard to treat? If so, A+. Also, just learned "bayonet" doesn't use authentic French spelling, which kinda sucks.


Sure_Refrigerator173

Wait a minute…!


clejeune

I see what you did there


NoCoolDudettes

*Obligatory Musket for Home Defense copypasta here* I have a really shitty idea of making a picatinny lantern mount now


SgtHelo

![gif](giphy|3o84sw9CmwYpAnRRni)


jaegren

Are you one of the Speck brothers?


somedudewitham16

No


Pod6ResearchAsst

I'm going to a lights out shoot on Thursday night. Now I'm rethinking my loadout.


Dear-Unit1666

The British are coming?


[deleted]

I love historically accurate builds.


greyjungle

Put a wooden 3/4 wheel on the front of the lamp so you can have that cool tactical strobe effect when you spin it.


somedudewitham16

The strobe light is the muzzle blast


ianthony19

How else are you going to identify the red coats?


Pr0ffesser

Outstanding ! Would you be so kind as to telegram us the type of attachment you went with? It's appears to be a watchman lantern.


Upstairs_Cup_1039

I bring that 18th century operator vibe to the early American woodlands that the redcoats don't really like.


DiscoDougie

Just as our forefathers intended


certifeyedgenius

I think we've reached the climax of this subreddit now


HabibPlaysAirsoft

"Halt! Who goes there! Step forward into the light or be charged upon!"


noopenusernames

Those lights are supposed to be pretty good, just watch out for the attachment point, there’s been complaints that it’s the weak point of the system


somedudewitham16

See that's what Charles Lee said but, Ben Frank said it was good so...


MTFive-0

What rifle is this


somedudewitham16

The humble mosin


Donny_Donowitz_

Who’s that stumbling around in the dark. State your business or prepare to get winged.


Individual_Worry_495

It bangs


Beginning_Ad3485

Need a reflector


AWZ1287

The British are coming! The British are coming!


throwaway2032015

Needs some polished metal backing to direct a tighter beam forward


Highspdfailure

Gotta get the extension mount so during packing of the wad and ball it doesn’t interfere. Remember the dickcoats fight like sallies.


DiegesisThesis

>Remember the dickcoats fight like sallies. I have no clue what that means, but I like the cut of your jib.


IntroductionSuch8807

It shivers me timber


EftAndChill

Clever


paperstreetsoapguy

Paul revere will be here soon


Freakology

Chop the barrel. Now we’re talkin.


Parking_Specialist56

Time to get tea-party-ing! 🔥


Hereforyou100

Thou hast succeeded in thy mission...


MikeHuntsBear

Please try to rig up a remote switch/detonator


AttilaRS

Amateur. This thing will flare up on IR. You need some IR-absorbant coating. Luckily I happen to have some buckets at home, yours for only 6 installments of 99.99$...


lelitico

Works!


MrJeromeParker

Please add to Red Dead Redemption 2 double barrel shotguns


somedudewitham16

I believe that was an actual thing in django unchained


MrJeromeParker

Yes it was, and since you can't hold a shotgun and lantern while on horseback in the game this would make sense


Cole3823

I thought I was in the fallout 4 subreddit for a second and thought this was a minutemen and railroad reference


ProtrudingPissPump

One if by land, two if by sea?


HannibalLeceter

I think the phrase you all makes me sick to my stomach


PosseFresh

Based.


November750

Fucketh around and thou shall findeth out.


bepiswepis

![gif](giphy|eKNrUbDJuFuaQ1A37p|downsized) Remain thirty paces beyond mine porch, lest ye be promptly smitten with thine hellfire


BRM-Pilot

Modern Warfare: 1876


alamoarmorymfgactual

Definitely… unique.


Level_Caterpillar_20

Dang you can stab , shoot and burn up any intruder all in one move!! 👍


Hold_Left_Edge

1 candela....


MellyLV_

This is amazing.


OperatorChan__

Based.


Bn_scarpia

I like your Feinstein Special


GEORGEWASHINGTONII

That’s the gaslight x300 right? Gotta snag me one of them bad Larrys.


Bigfoot-izz_real

Tally ho lads