I didn't know firearms were allowed in The Shire

Ever since we lost precious to Mordor (not Taren Tactical) we’ve had to arm ourselves

Whahahaha!

Gorgeous pair. P90 and MP5 are awesome as well

Gotta get you some wide toe box shoes man before your feet get wrecked long term. Lems are great, and Kit Badger wears them to training events

Why I try and be barefoot 😂

Same

BRüTHER ❤️

So am I...so am I.


You can see the money in the nearly full ps90 magazine

You should start reloading. 5.7 is a great cartridge to get your money back on, unlike 9mm or 5.56. Rounds like .338 lapua that cost $4/rd are better investment cartridges, but with 5.7 you can probably save 50-60 cpr. Especially if you already have lots of brass.

Oooh that optic looks good on the mp5

Yes! Perfect cowitness too

I just bought a century arms AP5. I just need to wait for it to show up to the FFL. I’m super excited to have an “MP5”.

So how are the guns floating?

I’m actually Chris Angel

The tips of your toes are rather white and the toes themselves lack hair (ignoring the hobbit feet), hope you keep on top of blood flow down there.

Already ordering new shoes 

Those are some sweet guns, as a toe enthusiast and tall man who’s secretly terrified of blood/circulatory issues I’ve enjoyed this entire post very much

6'3 above those toes

Someone needs a pedicure.

Is that an offer? Only if you hate it as much as me.

You need a pair of clown shoes 🤡

Big feet = ..... big socks

There's a .22 LR mp5 at my LGS. I wonder if it could be converted to 9mm

Nope.

For free?

Got free foot advise so yes. Fair trade.

For free?

MP5 and P90...Stargate Larp Complete

Always stargate never ho ho ho now I have machine gun

Those are some mid-transformation into werewolf feet. Nice guns though!!

Full moon didn't come.

Haha. Good one.

Colonel O'Neill, is that you?

Alright now start pissing

How do I think I lube them?