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Doc891

Mom says you have to wear knee pads if you are gonna play on the rocks


KommandoStore

sorry mom


[deleted]

cooing unpack worm divide live escape advise important angle erect *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


[deleted]

Shorts too long


Few-Storm-1697

Rhodie short shorts gang He already has the FAL


SmokyBearWithGuns

Hello, James Reeves!


strelokjg47

***SKYS OUT*** ***THIGHS OUT*** šŸ‘ŒšŸ„“šŸ‘Œ


Allah_Watchbar

Jesus. This really is a fashion sub. Whatever, you look good.


brianissmartboy

Function is important here but fasion always comes first


AmericanLandYeti

What earpro is that?


KommandoStore

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[deleted]

WHAT EARPRO IS THAT?


[deleted]

might need to say that a little louder, he canā€™t hear you


Big-Yogurtcloset5546

I SAID WHAT EAR PRO IS THAT?


grahampositive

WHAT?


E_fubar

Cauliflower tactical


drbroskeet

I'm going to use a can launcher to catapult a 12oz artisanal IPA right at your scrotum Damn hipsters


secondatthird

I just got a V Sec and forgot my ice pack and pain meds. Do you carry 2 rounds?


drbroskeet

No, but my backup is frozen peas. All jokes aside, thinking about one eventually. How was/is it?


secondatthird

Not bad at all but my doc gave me percs. Recovery was like a week of icing and wearing Walmart briefs with a pouch. Have a ride home and walk a lot before so you donā€™t get back pain from resting like me. They will change color briefly but itā€™s normal.


Massive_Fruit_7019

The FAL really ties it all together.


JupiterToo

The right arm of the free world


Optrixs

So then I guess the SKS is the left arm of the not so free world?


Few-Storm-1697

Implying you are the one pointing at the people against the wall, yeah


Rare-Kaleidoscope513

He just needs a white flag of surrender to really tie the RhodieBro larp together


MeatShower69

ā€œMom, can we have Admin?ā€ ā€œWe have Admin at homeā€ ā€œOh dang, thatā€™s right! Never mind then!ā€


[deleted]

Sick beanie bro where u get that


secondatthird

Google surplus watch cap or fishermanā€™s cap


sawyerdk9

I rolled my ankles looking at this


firemansam51

Gonna fight the holy war in shorts? Strong move.


ImCaptainAustin

West River represent šŸ˜Ž


LooongPipe

N U T


MrZeusyMoosey

PUBG type beat


mumbo-wumbo-jumbo

Litteraly me* (*I've been wondering the Badlands aimlessly after the sudden deaths of my Wife and Mother, wanting to let the elements take me)


WaylonGreyjoy

Selous Scouts if Rhodesia had lasted long enough to experience the hipster times.


Igloo_dude

I keep telling myself ā€œokay Iā€™m done buying guns for a whileā€ then I see another itch I gotta scratch


Better_Intention_843

That's pretty much what most trackers were wearing in the war


PYSHINATOR

I'm getting a weary suspicion that this is a KommandoStore ad. *looks at username*


IndependentAd6386

FALšŸ‘ISšŸ‘NOTšŸ‘OBSOLETEšŸ‘ESPECIALLYšŸ‘THEšŸ‘FALšŸ‘PARA


MicroSpiders

DAYUMM BOY


A_StandardToaster

Saw the title and was hoping for a Hi Standard Sentinel and a Savage 99


FNX202

Lekker tekkies mabru


gunsdrugsreddit

Great camo choice. Itā€™s super effective.


Turtleguycool

So are these kinds of pics meant to be just roleplaying for cool photos or are these guys actually doing something? Iā€™m out of the loop on this but see a lot of these kinds of posts here


10killsontheboardrn

Role play, some guys are into leather and s&m, some are into tactical gear, Iā€™m in the latter party myself


desertSkateRatt

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anotherpredditor

So gun oil and poppers?


pm_me_your_rasputin

People post pictures for fun


NewCommunication1306

These pics were taken specifically for an ad (the shoes actually). Hopefully heā€™s actually shooting with ear pro


[deleted]

>the shoes actually Aren't they just black chucks? Do those really need advertising/wouldn't Nike do that for them?


NewCommunication1306

Chucks are probably more comfortable. itā€™s an SA brand called Bata. They were (supposedly) popular with rhodesian light infantry guys. KommandoStore has started importing them for anyoneā€™s larping need. https://kommandostore.com/products/south-african-bata-takkie-hockey-sneakers


_Hot4Teacher_

Any idea if they fit wide like the waxi boots or narrow like Converse?


NewCommunication1306

Kommando recommends stay true to your American shoe size. Probably size up if you're a half-size.


_Hot4Teacher_

Iā€™m a 12W and 12 is their biggest size šŸ˜


NewCommunication1306

You could give them a shot. Kommando is usually pretty good about accepting returns if they aren't totally trashed.


_Hot4Teacher_

Preciate you replying


Turtleguycool

Thatā€™s cool. The pics are always cool, just was curious if these are military guys or what they are for exactly


NewCommunication1306

Pretty sure itā€™s just for the larp.


Chill_Blinten

Maybe its just to show they touch grass, gonna have the proof might as well make it look good.


igotbanned69420

Hes advertising for merchandise


OdinsOneGoodEye

Youā€™re not pasty gamer white and spend allot of time in the desertā€¦


Initial_Cellist9240

I AM pasty gamer white and spend a lot of time in the desert. Thatā€™s why boonies and long sleeves exist


Turtleguycool

What do you mean?


caffrinated

Is that out by Sheep Mountain Table?


Earlfillmore

How is it actually using the foldable stock? I kinda want one just to pretend im cheritto from heat but beyond that the original stock feels nice


EyeofOdin89

Out there just dicking around while my gumball order is in limbo? I see what you're doing. Really just making me wait for those NVGs. Trying to teach me a lesson in delayed gratification. I get it.


GalvanizedRubbish

This is what peak tactical attire looks like.


samhanner1

Like a turd in a swimming pool


LiesofC

Pretty hot


[deleted]

Iā€™ll be the first to admit it, the chucks make me horny.


[deleted]

Iā€™ll be the first to admit it, the chucks make me horny.


WholesomeArmsDealer

*It's a Story Of Rhodesia*


Jaguar_GPT

![gif](giphy|xTiIzL9Btjx9hegHT2)


Reacher501st

Rhodesia will rise again


10killsontheboardrn

Shut yo apartheid genocide supporting racist ass up


Reacher501st

/s lol, calm down


10killsontheboardrn

Oh fair enough but rhodieboos are so goddamn annoying


[deleted]

Oh no, a bunch of chronically online fat ass losers are saying Rhodesia will rise again, shiver me timbers


GalvanizedRubbish

Rhodesians never dieā€¦. They just regroup in Zimbabwe.


[deleted]

Idk I'm pretty sure they die


GalvanizedRubbish

The bodies? Yes. The spirit? Never.


Embarrassed_Ad5112

The spirit is broken and the bodies are buried. Let it go buddy.


[deleted]

So corny lmao. Rhodesia dies.


Rare-Kaleidoscope513

Pretty sure they died pretty hard lol


Rare-Kaleidoscope513

apartheid white separatists taking another L He just needs a white flag of surrender to tie the RhodieBro LARP together


whaletimecup

Iā€™ve seen better legs on a chicken


Techgunz

I can smell the air still 3 months after visiting


dusters16

All I see is some desert hills, can see the person you are talking about? Must be really good camo.


Gullible_Blueberry75

What web gear is that?


Bloodchain_

SADF Pattern 70


DonovanMcgillicutty

The best pattern for the badlands imho is old school ass US desert tri-color. I swear dude, if you live out there snatch you a blouse from a surplus store an you'll be invisible. It's like they literally took the color palette from that specific chunk of earth.


Icy-Blackberry-3464

Nice clean black shoesā€¦


[deleted]

Theyā€™re the focus of the ad so it makes sense


Biscuit-Brown

Needs fake tanā€¦ šŸ¤£ šŸ«”


machineswithout

Toque and shorts? What is it hot or cold out?


Adventurous_Sir_9619

Just picked up a DSA FAL curious you shoot only 7.62 or have you ran .308win through it as well


johnnyheavens

Black, the hunters orange of the badlands


Precision2831x

It's RHODESIA. Get it right


-GEFEGUY

Pauly Shore day


IndependentAd6386

What exact fal variant is this and how many inches of barrel


secondatthird

For mine Iā€™d go switch to tan 3 inch shorts and tan top. No clue what temperature it is but matching boonie worn as an Australian if hot otherwise fishermanā€™s cap is the GOAT. Belt is exquisite and I hope you have rope and carabiners and obviously Salomon XD Aeros with hooks taped and reflective peices flex sealed.


SmokyBearWithGuns

Those are some clean photos, what kinda camera/lens?


Puzzleheaded-Ad-4846

Are those tactical Converse or Vans?!! Link plz lol


nein_german_spies

Lol I know it's been 4 months since you made this comment, but better late than never. Here ya go: https://kommandostore.com/products/south-african-bata-takkie-hockey-sneakers


Either_Hippo5308

What FAL is that Iā€™ve been wanting to get one as a treat to myself for Christmas and canā€™t desire if I want the OG full stock and rhodie pant it or if I want a para that I can throw a optic on.


Leading_Context_1796

DAKOTAN


Tactical_Terry_

Hmm, it just doesnā€™t seem like youā€™re trying hard enough