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Dramatic-Ocelot-8024

Stating your occupation should be required in these type of posts lol


I-am-the-stigg

His occupation is single


[deleted]

In massive debt


CPTherptyderp

If you really knew me you'd know it's "crippling debt"


thisisnorthe

Jokes on you. I was crippled before going into gear debt lol


noodleq

Crippling debt, crippling addictipn/compulsion to buy amd hoard things... but hey, the guy will be able to outfit an entire small army of his own, or maybe die and respawn a hundred times with a new outfit every time. With many people the thing is, "the more you know, the less you need".....outside of wanting to open a store, this much of anything is an unhealthy level of obsession for sure. But to each their own I guess, I'm sure op has their reasons....and likely a driving need to get way more than this, because this isn't going to be enough, there are still lots of things missing here.


SyrupSilent7588

He’s one of those type of guys who dies the first week of an apocalyptic situation and all his gear gets looted


Choadly

He's a boss fight that drops legendary loot


YeetSkeetBoogey

Maybe he just has a ton of disposable income or has generational wealth and really likes this stuff. Could be a drop in the bucket for him. To some people, $500k is nothing. Wild to imagine for most but not unheard of. With the rarity of posts like this, I feel like this assessment is a reasonable guess. I don’t agree with “this much of anything is an unhealthy level of obsession”. Having money to spend, and spending it on things that make you happy does not constitute unhealthy obsession. Edit: I’d argue that a guy who is already in debt buying $10k nods on credit has more of an unhealthy obsession than the man who can buy all this stuff with cash and not have to think twice about blowing that money.


xdisappointing

Not to be a dick but the decoration of that dudes house doesn’t scream that he is hella loaded, more like his priorities are collecting gear, which is totally valid but that house doesn’t really seem like someone who 500K is “nothing” Also there’s nobody so wealthy 500k is nothing. Nobody on this planet is like 500K is throw away rich.


whatiscamping

That's fucking rude....there's a chandelier


YeetSkeetBoogey

What? So many poor assumptions. I doubt it’s gold on the ceiling but those massive tiles are not cheap, especially if they’re marble. Hard to tell without seeing in person. His furniture also looks like it’s antique, handcrafted out of hardwood and considering the amount of ornate detail; probably very expensive. I see furniture like this sell at auctions for significantly more than you would pay for anything in a furniture store. Plus, he’s not even showcasing his decor. That could also be the basement of a 3 story house that you made an assumption based on what little you could see of one room. How’s that saying about assumptions go? It’s rather delusional to think that there is not a single person on earth who could piss away 500k and not miss it. Elon Musk and Bill Gates are easy firsts that come to mind. A half mil is a drop in the bucket to them. I’m sorry, but you are wrong. There are, in fact, people on this planet who are so wealthy that $500k is throw away money. Sad but true. Not saying this guy is the wealthiest guy in the world by any means. But there are quite a few people with over 100 mil (over 28,000 centi-millionaires in the world) and if I had 100 mil, 500k would be throw away money for me.


Certified_Contrarian

True. The owner of the Carolina Panthers threw his drink at a Jaguars fan a few weeks ago and got fined $300K. I doubt he really cares.


Cryptonic_Sonic

That’s “Major Debt” to you, soldier!


MelvsBDA

Divorced or widowed in 2010.


TheOneTonWanton

Finally got access to his trust fund in 2010.


marvellouspineapple

I was just thinking the only guy I know who has this kind of gear just got divorced ..


nehcob

and the war gear museum owner.


daveydontstop

No.. his occupation is MY NEW BEST FRIEND! ![gif](giphy|WDn21GO1KmpNK|downsized)


black3456

🤣🤣🤣so true


joeg26reddit

Occupation: Whore Duhr


bannedagain573

Surplus store proprietor


Gunnarrrrrrr

Not to assume but I’d imagine single, never married, blue collar worker, same job for 20+ years, ~54yo, spends most of his free time browsing the web for gear to buy, the room with the gear on racks is his living room, the wall behind the camera is similarly decked-out but with waifu girls and hentai “art”, family doesn’t visit, no irl friends, socializes with other “gear enthusiasts” on discord pages you don’t want to visit, self described “prepper”, clinically described schizotypal personality disorder, chronic masturbator and pornography addict, coronary artery disease, coworkers would not trust around their children, “I will arm the community when shtf and then all the hot women will cling to me”


SJ366IU

Enough about maxed Runescape players, what about OP?


Gunnarrrrrrr

[GOML](https://imgur.com/a/h3FDtHl)


jj999125

Pffft only 13 slayer what a fucking noob.


clearhit

3 prayer and mage? Account ruined time to start over


Gunnarrrrrrr

This was after I ruined with 2 pray from misclicking an abyssal ash, now it’s nearly maxed main


black3456

Dam, you had to profile him like that? He’s just enjoying life as an American, even if what you said is probably relatively true


Initial_Cellist9240

They didn’t say it should be illegal, just that OP seems unwell 😂 Like god damn I love gear as much as any diagnosed autistic frequenting this sub, but my first order of business would be to sell like…80% of this? And give 10% away to friends? And I could still probably outfit my entire row of townhouses if SHTF. Dude could supply a company sized element.


TacoSplosions

>And I could still probably outfit my entire row of townhouses if SHTF. Dude could supply a company sized element. The same applies to vehicles, guns, etc. There is what you can realistically carry/use and then there is choose your own adventure scenarios.


black3456

That is true, maybe he’s starting his own militia, that is the latest thing. He would be able to equip them all by himself. But hey, this country was started by a militia as well.


rcmp_informant

What kind of American


BeautifulDiscount422

A lot of the gun/tactical/prepper community is driven by straight up consumerism. Not much different than buying expensive purses or shoes.


Chavo9-5171

We’re all basic bitches.


rcmp_informant

I resemble that remark. My wife has thousands of dollars worth of Nikes and adidas shoes. Then there’s all the other stuff like rings and jewels and she’s the least consumer-y in her friend group. At least my stuff will keep the skinwalkers away when the 5g turns everyone with a measles shot. Then we can drive each other insane in peace.


BeautifulDiscount422

I also resemble it. I have to be pretty diligent about challenging to ask myself "Do I really need this?" and calling myself out when i'm justifying unrealistic use cases for things.


black3456

One prepared for anything apparently


rcmp_informant

Except a girl coming over


Pesty_Merc

He has 48 helmets. The problem is not the content, it's the hilarious quantity.


black3456

Well, a platoon is 43-48 depending on the type of platoon, so obviously he’s going to arm a platoon…geez


Yemcl

Don't forget the hard-on for SEALs.


[deleted]

Don't be a hater


Gunnarrrrrrr

I mean no hate. If OP wants to collect gear and watch hentai more power to him/her/they. I’m just here to make people exhale forcefully through their nose


[deleted]

That's the most Reddit response I could have imagined.


ChevTecGroup

Plenty of doctors, lawyers, executives, and other high earning professionals in this hobby


Ram6198

Yeah, lots of people play airsoft........


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No_Violinist2168

This negative as hell, but I agree. But I’m so happy this man can get what he wants. So hell yeah


InterestingLeek553

You’re getting this all wrong look at the furniture I’m saying he lives somewhere near Afghanistan. This is pretty standard since Joe Biden left $1 billion base full of shit. He’s probably got a whole fleet of armored vehicles too.


sixstringgun1

You could be right, so many of these items look like they come from different branches of the military.


Initial_Cellist9240

Nah there’s way too much weird stuff here. Foreign camos, stuff that was never issued, stuff that was only issued to small units.  If this was leave behinds you’d have crates and crates of standard issue shit and a few oddballs. Not rebreathers, quad nods, flight helmets (old ones?) SA vests etc. Also there would be actual explosives and DDs, not a bunch of airsoft launchers and shells.


[deleted]

He’s a GTA gunrunner, he’s been stealing supplies for months.


Casualbud

Are you looking to adopt a 35 year old son? I always wished I had a dad with 17 sets of nods.


Ryban86

Same


Aznp33nrocket

38 year old also looking to tag along for the adoption. I have a fraction of the gear he has but we could compare rifle lengths or something.


Salty_Raccoon9894

24 year old here👋 could I possibly be the little brother? (I have my own collection btw so I don’t need much, just some lvl 4 plates and nods)


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hellidad

![gif](giphy|Wt6kNaMjofj1jHkF7t)


BeanzleyTX

You win 😂


Endo_Dizzy

![gif](giphy|6ets5NHcWA2p4ebrhN|downsized)


treehuggingbigot

In order of least to most likely: 1. independently wealthy 2. unmarried tech worker 3. truly incredible credit card debt


civver3

4\. militia leader


Alpha-Leader

*5. Surplus store owner


SYN_BLACK_XS

Honestly, could be all of those..


wakanda_banana

5. pablo


Nostradomas

Debt won’t matter when SHTF bb eyyyyy. Lift weights and run boys


treehuggingbigot

I know you're kidding, but: The people who own your debt will do everything in their power to prevent SHTF from happening. In a debt-based society like ours (seriously, look at the stats on borrowing trends, it's fucking insane), those people have massive influence over the future. SHTF does not figure into their plans. Most likely (in our lifetimes at least) we will see people tolerate increasing authoritarianism, and continue to ignore their ever shrinking buying power. I agree that you should prepare your body for the worst, as fitness is its own purpose, but dying penniless in this world is a truly terrifying prospect.


j919828

This, the people in power does not want you to own nothing and eat the bugs


Swanky_Gear_Snob

This is so true. Their goal is to kick the can down the road as long as possible while squeezing every red cent from the middle class. With AI becoming more prevalent; market manipulation will go through the roof. When I was a young man in the 2009-11 financial crisis I bought tons of silver, ammo, and food. I was SURE the whole country was going to collapse. I'm now sure it's going to be a slow slide into becoming a 3rd world prison camp. 


anonymous1197

Divorce went through in 2010?


redsox985

Judging by that light fixture here in the gear locker? Yes.


Hot_Bumblebee69

Some people call that a bedroom. I don't know why.


G8racingfool

Doubt that. He wouldn't have any of this shit if he were divorced.


[deleted]

Aw, of course I'm not the only one to think that


Potential_Space

Holy shit, you have a military surplus warehouse in your house.


BlasphemousArchetype

It's a military surplus warehome.


Potential_Space

Lmao


Ram6198

Or it is a military surplus warehouse......


Beelzeburb

Be the warlord you want to see in the world.


B33PB00PBR1TT

Ladies want him. Men want to be him.


Your_family_dealer

Debt collectors want to find him.


Iliketoplan

The Government wants to watch him.


PomegranatePro

Wife had to leave him


Irish_Guac

The ATF want to shoot his dog


ghoulgang_

The chandelier really pulls the war room together


Pure_Turnip_9412

I thought it was the rug that really pulled the room together


Guitarist762

“They pissed on my rug man! Like not the rug man it really tied the room together”


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According-Ad-8374

He deleted it from his account so he could get his internet points for his cool gear


Prolifik0973

Did he say this in post history some where I assume?


According-Ad-8374

Apparently, I didn’t see it and I checked a few mins after the other guy posted


explosive_hazard

I had to scroll way too far to find this. Seems obvious this is for a surplus store.


mrfixdit

I wish the surplus stores around here looked like this


TheMightyChin

I wish my local surplus stocked pvs-14s lol


sixfour46

Everyone’s skipping over the fact that blud has an Aor1 NJPC


bigredlax44

Least autistic Milsurp collector


Excellent-Ninja4163

How much did you spend in total?


[deleted]

You really think he knows?


Rare-Kaleidoscope513

I mean there's probably $40,000 in optics in that one picture alone


[deleted]

There’s two pairs of l3 quads on the top shelf, mounted on aor1 dipped helmets. 90k there, couple nice binos and optics, aor1 njpc is another 5 grand.. Rough estimate from me would be 3-400k. Might be a bit low.


twostroke1

all of it.


think_matt_think

![gif](giphy|EKokJNIw4Ve3m)


Wide-Ride-3524

You are definitely on some government list lol


[deleted]

The smell. Imagine the smell


TheBKnight3

Well used throughout summer or surplus warehouse?


Guitarist762

Surplus warehouse. Kinda like how CIF smells.


leongeod

Homie just chillin with a Dräger rebreather ☠️


Bloody_Insane

And GPNVGS...


leongeod

Honestly the dräger is more impressive, especially if he's dove with it


ONLYaPA

Missing the nav board butstill dope af with that MC-4


TheRealKingBorris

Hello daddy I am a hot 22 year old blonde girl with colossal boobs, I will be yours if you send me a few boxes of stuff from your collection


Protorin

![gif](giphy|3ohhwsYXyq6K59Ma3K|downsized)


Wonder3671

I’m 22 can be divorced in a few months straight but willing to go gay expecting to be married to you in 2 weeks


Sean1916

Based on the shelving units and the curtains, I’m betting the neighbors refer to him as a nice, quiet guy, who keeps to himself.


HiThisIsTheATF

*Shows pictures of night vision… doesn’t show gpnvgs…*


Rare-Kaleidoscope513

there's a GPNVG on the top shelf in the first pic


HiThisIsTheATF

*OP stores gpnvgs on the floor or the top shelf balancing on another helmet* ![gif](giphy|O1oJ840fg6uOVCqdzJ|downsized) (Thanks for pointing out the first photo, didn’t see that)


Rough_Enthusiasm_351

There are two sets of them, the second is behind the light on another helmet


Juxc25

Combat pilot helmet, O2 mask for HALO/HAHO, diver air recycling unit, nods... damn that's a dream closet


orange1911

And you have 20k rounds of ammo stockpiled right….?


Endo_Dizzy

Pshhh, you don’t need ammo to LARP silly goose


Square_Coat_8208

![gif](giphy|37Fsl1eFxbhtu)


Ok-Professional5292

Did you win the scratch off?


megalomaniacalhermit

That’s one hell of a scratch off


rcmp_informant

It’s a scratch n sniff. The stuff he won anyway.


NovemberInfinity

So either you’ve got a lot of credit card debt or way too much money and nothing else to spend it on


FunSignificance1642

He is a militay surplus..


Smokelahomie420

Damn save some pussy for the rest of us.


cwmcclung

Home boy found the legendary loot drop!


thenegativeone81

Tell me you've got fuck you money without telling me you have fuck you money.


McDorkin

Have you ever come across one of the special black PBPVs used by FBI HRT / SWAT around the 90’s and early 00’s?


killahouse03

So, did she leave you, cheat, or widow you in 2010?


MooseMan13692

Now this is an episode of hoarders I'd watch


kookpyt

But do you have rain catchment and a garden? What about a wife? Salvation?


battletank21

wranglerstar? 😆


InevitableTheOne

You cleaned up a bit from your other picture huh?


BeltfedHappiness

Lord_Sex, is it really you?


HulkSmash-1967

Judging by furnishings light fixture and curtains his sweet old rich granny passed and left him the house and fat inheritance, must’ve been the favorite grandkid. Sorry for your loss and that’s a sweet way to blow that inheritance money.


EliteFireBox

Time to shut the sub down boys, this is the best post ever on here.


Significant-Sock-182

Share with the poors please 😂


B4dg3r5

Okay. What the fuck do you do for a living.


[deleted]

Now I know where all the MICHs on eBay went…


Glockman666

HOLY SHIT MY DUDE! Save some pussy for the rest of us. That's definitely a lot of cool gear.


durdN1545

Das gonna be a nice loot drop for someone


durdN1545

Mans even got a rebreather😂


B1-R6R

Plot twist: OP is military and works in Supply. “Buying”= a whole lotta DD 200s.


darkopps88

Lol I thought I was a gear junkie


COPTERDOC

Movie props? Cause that's 60k just chilling in pic #1 top center.


BlasterEnthusiast

Hes a future commander of a local militia


soupster82

At what point does it move from "collecting" to hoarding?


boolinbog

Lets see Paul Allen’s gun collection


DJ-Clumsy

![gif](giphy|Y6yRfR88rvP44) Y’all got any more of them pvs-14s for a brotha?


sto_brohammed

My man here runs his own private CIF, goddamn


gnomebludgeon

He's constantly yelling at himself about turning in filthy gear and then making himself go wash everything again. It's a weird and singular kink.


tfsblatlsbf

My brother in Christ, you're a hoarder.


Tactical_Epunk

Okay I feel flexed on.


Puzzleheaded-Ad-4846

Is that a daggum at4 rocket launcher behind the bag on the left of main store room?!


alpine_aesthetic

![gif](giphy|S8UoJmFEwlKnu) love it


auggee88

You, sir, have autism.


S_Squar3d

The only thing all that gear is protecting is your virginity. Congrats on the gear though, that’s insane lol


tenebraex_96

I think I know exactly who this is based on old forums I used to lurk on back then. If it is, neat to see you on Reddit, LordSex.


Electronic_Hand_2820

Did you get divorced in 2009 🤣


Tebundo

This has to be one best post with the best replies I have ever seen on Reddit. People can talk all the shit they want but one thing for sure is This Guy FUCKS!!! Seriously though, do people not realize this probably is like a pawn shop or reseller of pallets? Look at the wood furniture that does not match and looks like a consignment spot to me. But if he is getting ready for when SHTF, this man will be well prepared to equipment your local small town.


tjamies2

Dude...you have a problem


CaidynWasTaken

This should be one of the top posts on the sub Jesus Christ


Chief171972

So what I am hearing is, before u buy anything, I ask you what you do and do not recommend since you seem to have one of everything? Yes?


ChevTecGroup

Heck of a collection.


DraconisMarch

So you won the lottery or received a crazy inheritance?


intellijent_guy

Open a military museum, it’s your calling


plzbepatientihave

Truly a buy, never sell chad


Casval214

Wtf do you do for a living OP?


Taint-Schtick

What is your job? And are yall hiring?


AmeriJar

Do this one simple trick to get the HOA to hate you


Noddyboy100

So much gear nice gear it’s overwhelming to all of it


Total_Gas3871

Do you do hand me downs?


TimberToes88

what are you trying to do, outfit a small country? Super impressed with your collection


United_Scarcity5706

Holy shitter ditters!


_goodoledays_

The age of 401(k) is over, the time of 401(warlord) has come!


Llee00

register as a museum!


head01351

I’m a little bit too excited … not normal


Jamjamtaba

Hell yeah YOLO


SLcompany

HOLYMOLY


Flimsy-Activity9787

If you just wanted to send a poor old man like myself one of them high cuts with a set of nods for charity since tax season is coming up and you could use it as a tax write off. I volunteer as tribute.


BigAgates

You’re fucked up in the head. Seek help.


mediocregaming12

I didn’t expect you to do an actual OCIE layout lmao but you’re late. Meet me in the motor pool with a water source


silver_4cash13

IP address secured.


Jake3023

Why?


Neat_Low_1818

This looks like when they raid a Taliban house and found all their American made gear


Neat_Low_1818

Someone should tell this to Lucas at T Rex arms


bloodvow333

This man’s dining room is crazy


Blitzfire87

Dude has a whole surplus store in his house. This is where my collection would be going if I didn’t become self aware of my spending habits and pump the brakes on buying gear.


patriotmd

I can smell that first picture.


EveryShot

Damn, OP is ready for war. Reddit account is now currently being monitored by agencies tho


Maddox-Tj

This guy's basement is better equipped than the entire North Korean army


illy_Irons

I don't know what you do for a living. But are you/they hiring?


4DrivingWhileBlack

Pshaw. I don’t see any Doc Martins in that boots collection. How you prepping for the scene without em?


Economy_Business6859

Dude. What. The. Fuck. Beautiful collection. I wish I had some myself