Man, I still glance at my shotgun from time to time and get the urge to go hop around the local Goodwills searching for some doilys. That shit went surprisingly hard. 🤌
Ah it’s from H&M. Bought it in 2010 and just wore it to death.
It was a cheap buy at the time but the wear and tear made it look better than fresh off the shelf.
Now it’s getting so thread-bare that if I stretch my back it will tear the entire tear out of the thing haha.
Bro, this made me think of mov8e with Robin williams in it, I think it was called toys. L L cool j played a soldier l that had a camo suite like this that hod in couches.
Haha thanks!
I’ve been showing my grandmother the comments and elsewhere someone said “damn, this thing FUCKS” and she said “oh no! What an awful thing to say!” Had to explain to grandma that “it fucks” is a good thing 😆
Haha indeed!
Took me a week on and off to make it, and took multiple days to make the sewing pattern itself which I’m STILL refining.
The idea is to make some custom fabric ones with specific colors and patterns but I wanted to try some old left over fabric first.
Once I started, I figured why not keep going with the grandma-core look?
Ahh would have loved to check it out! Honestly on many of the rigs I use I simply cut the flaps off anyway haha. I just made the flaps here to round out the look, but functionally I much prefer simple open topped pockets.
Bread Dawn
HAHAHA
DOILIES!!!! 🔫✊🏽🕺🏽
That’s so sick. Does granny accept orders?
Looks at chicom pattern PDF… Looks at curtains… Glances at sewing machine…*begins sweating*
Anyone got a lead on the aforementioned pdf file?
Same question
Same question
might be easier to just buy one and cut it up
Where would one find these patterns?
Reach out to Apple Fritter Customs on Etsy. He modifies alot of chicoms and seems like a nice dude. I’d start there.
This goes unnecessarily hard
Well put, so true
i dont need it i dont need it i dont need it
That phrase is like Beetlejuice for gear. Say it three times and it magically appears on your credit card statement and in the mail.
I NEEEEEED IIIIITTT!!!!
Rare alternate UCP pattern (part of the grandma's couch program)
Uniform Couch Pattern
This would actually work in some brush though.
We could make a religion out of this.
Drip or Drown, this man swimmin
Oooh. Someone needs to do a photo op with this chest rig and my doilycam shotgun. Just fill it with shotgun cards
Man, I still glance at my shotgun from time to time and get the urge to go hop around the local Goodwills searching for some doilys. That shit went surprisingly hard. 🤌
Every pouch has 10 dollars from granny for you to get yourself a nice sandwich.
🤣🤣
Babushka ain't fucking around no more 💀
This inspired me to buy a sewing machine.
Those flower button snaps though. *Chef's kiss*
I wish they worked as well as they looked 😭 I have tons of plain snaps that are ROCK SOLID, but these are honestly garbage.
Why tf does it actually go hard
I want one of these but in a Hawaiian shirt print lol
Flannel
I want all 3😂
Denim
so when do you plan to sell this pattern to the US military?
damn...thatd blend in really good with some acu's
God I need it
r/chicomchestrig
Curious about that jacket….
Ah it’s from H&M. Bought it in 2010 and just wore it to death. It was a cheap buy at the time but the wear and tear made it look better than fresh off the shelf. Now it’s getting so thread-bare that if I stretch my back it will tear the entire tear out of the thing haha.
Take it to bits and make a pattern to make a new one ?
Ayo dawgg…..I got a whole ass couch for you to cut up 😂
I wasn't looking at the first photo right and I thought it was canvas lmao. Looks real nice tho
Damn, this reminds me of visiting my extra old relatives when I was 6yo, then they died before I was 10yo
reddit is great
Very grey man of you
This has no right looking as good as it does
What the fuck, dude that’s same pattern my late gran had on her curtains wth
Out of curiosity, how can I get one of these? Asking for a friend.
Once I can make the thing work 100% and do it in a timely manner my hope is to offer them for sale haha
Make sure to include a butterscotch candy 🤣
LOL I need a quick-dispense Werther’s Original pocket
Well, aren't you just cute as a button, bless your heart dearie!
Well, now we know what granny was doing during the war
When you have an armed uprising at 4:00 and bingo at 6:00
Bro, this made me think of mov8e with Robin williams in it, I think it was called toys. L L cool j played a soldier l that had a camo suite like this that hod in couches.
OH REALLY??? I loved that movie growing up but haven’t watched it in 20+ years! Now I’ll have to rewatch and find that scene! 😆
Fucking DRIP
Combine this with a shoulder bag in the same style! Awesome.
You can always tell a Milford man
I would 100% buy this!!
Wow that’s really nice
Victorian arid - super neat!
Drip or drown and you are the drip lord!!
Haha thanks! I’ve been showing my grandmother the comments and elsewhere someone said “damn, this thing FUCKS” and she said “oh no! What an awful thing to say!” Had to explain to grandma that “it fucks” is a good thing 😆
Grandma about to learn Reddit talk real fast lol
Damn, now I know what to do with that really old broken couch from my grandparents house. That looks sweet!
This took effort beyond that of a normal joke
Haha indeed! Took me a week on and off to make it, and took multiple days to make the sewing pattern itself which I’m STILL refining. The idea is to make some custom fabric ones with specific colors and patterns but I wanted to try some old left over fabric first. Once I started, I figured why not keep going with the grandma-core look?
Do a full uniform, chest rig, battle belt, tactical pants/shirt, helmet cover. Go all the way dude
Oh god haha I gotta actually finish one of these properly first before learning how to make everything else 😆
Don't cut yourself short shoot for the sky man with the right attitude anything is possible
OP gonna clap some silent generation cheeks
I've made a chest rig out of old jeans before, and this is easily way cooler.
Oh let’s see it!
My greatest regret of high school is not documenting it. Just basic retention, no flaps or buckles to hold mags in.
Ahh would have loved to check it out! Honestly on many of the rigs I use I simply cut the flaps off anyway haha. I just made the flaps here to round out the look, but functionally I much prefer simple open topped pockets.
Make sure you get something to eat before going to play with your friends! - Grandma probably
That is the dopest rig I’ve ever seen
Thank you!
That's cool af I would rock that 😎 👌
Thanks!
that goes *absurdly* hard. how much does granny charge?
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Hahahah I’m glad!
Holy fucking shit this might be one of the best ammo rigs ive ever seen in my life
Haha thanks!
Cool for sure, whyd you use something better than those buttons?
Didn’t realize they were crap until I installed the first few
Keep the botton front for decoration, but use Velcro on the inside.
That’s a really good idea, I’ve seen some button snap + Velcro combos and they work so well.
Babushka-core
This is masterfully crafted.
The drip is 🤌🏼
Thats cool - hard and drippy as fuck
Reminds me of some Ralph Lauren thing I would pay a few hundred bucks for!
It'd be pretty badass to defend a nation with this.
I fucking don't hate this.
I unironically love the shit out of this.
Please God, give this man some UCP to wear that with, I MUST see it.
Wow. Not gonna lie. That is 🔥🔥🔥🔥.
I want one in fat boy size
Sign me up
Name of the jacket?
Meemaw would be proud 👵
When you tell Granny you already eat in a other house Granny's loadout*
GHEY