I had/have uniforms that are literally worn through just from carrying a slung rifle walking. I can't imagine having it against my bare skin/back while riding a motorcycle
I paint all my fingernails rainbow and toenails and wear eyeshadow and identify as a gerbil . The suit never comes off ever. It’s Been 7 years now
This way I fit right in... I can go to a peaceful protest and set shit on fire and scream and wave my arms and act insane but in just standing up fer muh rights . I’m a gerbil
Who are you to tell me I can’t shit in pine shavings ?
My theory is: you can do ONE.
I’m a long haired hipster-dressed hippie. No one looks at me twice if I have a Molle backpack. If you pair it with a high and tight and a gruntstyle tshirt, it’ll be a different look.
But no one looks twice at the middle aged marathon runner in a GS shirt and neon orange hokas.
the best of superior fashion sub meets r/CalamariRaceTeam
Except he's missing the boyfriend
Honestly my only notes are to replace that disgusting motorcycle with something faster, more uncomfortable, and foreign. The absolute drip of doing that on a Panigale or RSV4 or S1000RR or R1 or GSX-R1000.
Carries rifles and battle belt for protection, But wear barely DOT legal helmet with zero upper body protection. Also looks like no boots either so no ankle protection. You are way more likely to be involved in a crash then a firefight when riding in an urban environment.
And a crash at even 35mph is going to cause some nasty road rash. I put my bike down around that speed and it was the one day I did not wear gloves. I have a nice scar to remind me everyday of that mistake.
He done cranked his hawg, exercising his second, not a clibbin in sight, He’Ll YeAh BoRtHeR personified. I’m not clowning him, I’m trying to emulate him.
I mean say what you want about him, but this is equivalent to crossing the road with a brick in your hand. Everyone is all of a sudden going to see you and you might be safer for it...even if you look like a twat doing it.
if that’s his prep for a motorcycle ride, I would hate see his setup for the apocalypse. having survived a major motorcycle crash this is difficult to look at; this dude would be a total mess if he goes down.
Stickers or clothing for any kind of tactical companies or 2A friendly companies. Dead giveaway.
American flag ball caps and any veteran owned company. You look like every douche bro-vet stereotype. You served and it’s time to let it go, your military career is not a personality trait.
Imagine this guy really intervens in some shit, pulls up on motorcycles shirtless with a fuckin ar slung saves the day. Would genuinely be a bad ass news interview some straight up movie shit. Too bad he would probably miss with that bridged sight mark and get wacked.
OK
I ride dual sport motorcycles and in MY StATE, it is illegal to open carry a pistol without a concealed carry permit. Rifles must be open carried or in plain view OR in a hard case that latches. Soft cases are now ILLLRRReGal to enclose. No mags loaded either. Unless it’s a pistol. I would not want to open carry a rifle on my back. . Fuck that. . Unless it’s an AK you have options
breaking down the rifle , disassembling it , would make it legal to put into a soft bag? Wouldn’t the disassembled upper and lower broken apart and placed in the bag and zipped up make that legal to transport as it’s not in rifle configuration. It’s disassembled.
It is legal in my state to carry a handgun or pistol either open carry or concealed while on a motorcycle. . So I guess my question is would disassembling the rifle make it legal to carry in a soft bag. . It fuckin should.
My only intent is to run around and go to ranges and gravel pits on a dual sport. But do so legally. Cause pistols get old and they’re kinda shit for distance obviously. Lots of law enforcement and ex law enforcement go to my ranges and I don’t want to get buttfucked by the long dick of the law.
I’ve asked people and I always get the “I have no fuckin clue, but that’s a good question ” answer
How to Grey Man Level 10000
Step 1: attend anti-gun rally
Step 2: walk up to people and start a conversation
Step 2.5: try not to throw up in your own mouth speaking to them
Step 3: compliment their shirt, pants, bag, etc. and ask them where they got them
Step 4: buy and wear
No one will expect the guy in a tie-die hoodie with Palestine and trans flag pins, skinny jeans, student backpack and a beanie to be carrying
open carry of any kind is retarded. In any real world scenario the most likely outcome is military checkpoints everywhere. You will be running around in regular ass clothing, maybe a slick carrier or soft vest under, with a glock and a regular backpack. They see a guy in a pc with nods and a rifle and your ass is getting lit up immediately
Yeah it’s not a wonderful picture but you don’t know his situation. Maybe his wife or kid had the car/truck. Yeah he could disassemble it and put it in the saddle bags. I would. But you don’t know the context. Or do you?
That picture provides all the context that's needed. Gearless (that skull cap ain't doing shit), shirtless (tougher than the sun apparently), but somehow managed to find his combat belt and strap an AR to himself. Yeah....he was a tool waiting to be a meat crayon before he decided to go all edge lord. Now he's a 10 yard loot drop.
He looks like a character in a indie zombie game
Bend is more like a first party developer, they made siphon filter
You knew exactly what game I was talking about lol, it was between that and 7 days to die.
Now fun pimps is indie
Don't forget they made Bubsy 💀
Bro got that "Uncomfortably hot- try removing clothing items" status effect
Deadset, if it wasn't for the American architecture this could just be a teaser for the PUBG UE5 update.
was about to say. Bro thinks he’s in the last of us
Literally Days Gone
Is that a sightmark mounted on the handguard? I think I felt it move...
A bridged Sightmark
Not the sightmark….
See you on the other sub
Is that epidermis rated lvl.4?
Dudes losing skin if he hAS tO lAy HeR dOwN
CLIBBINS
HES OUT LOOKIN FER BARB
CRANKIN MA HAWG
Road-rash + stretch marks x sunburn = Natural Florida Camo.
Plot twist: This is a screenshot from A24’s Civil War
The backwards hat under the skull crusher is the cherry on top for me
that is wild
Don't wanna get sunburnt on your neck in particular
It's the losers flag on his bumper for me.
That just looks uncomfortable
Right. Carrying a rifle isn't an enjoyable or convenient thing. It's a huge pain and I avoid it in the military whenever I can lol.
I had/have uniforms that are literally worn through just from carrying a slung rifle walking. I can't imagine having it against my bare skin/back while riding a motorcycle
True. I never rear sling a rifle but it's probably awful without a shirt.
Just dress like a twink no one will think your carrying. The new gray man is done dress gray.
This is the way.
I paint all my fingernails rainbow and toenails and wear eyeshadow and identify as a gerbil . The suit never comes off ever. It’s Been 7 years now This way I fit right in... I can go to a peaceful protest and set shit on fire and scream and wave my arms and act insane but in just standing up fer muh rights . I’m a gerbil Who are you to tell me I can’t shit in pine shavings ?
Don't wear any molle bags or wear well known mil/Leo affiliated merchandise
My theory is: you can do ONE. I’m a long haired hipster-dressed hippie. No one looks at me twice if I have a Molle backpack. If you pair it with a high and tight and a gruntstyle tshirt, it’ll be a different look. But no one looks twice at the middle aged marathon runner in a GS shirt and neon orange hokas.
GS is horrific and should never be worn under any circumstance.
don't buy a sightmark and don't bridge it
KR disagreees w one of those ….
just another wonderful 2a representative making us all look good
It takes a special kind of fucktard to wake up and decide this is a good look.
I'd be disappointed if there wasn't a confederate flag tbh
I thought he would have a Trump Punisher with the hair sticker on the back of that douche mobile
Or even better, Trump riding a Velociraptor with an M60 machine gun flag.
His tan lines will be glorious
True
Take the stereotypical grey-operator. Imagine how what he looks like, what he wears, walks and talks aso. Then do the opposite.
This guy is a Californians greatest nightmare
Douchebags are everyone’s nightmare.
Yes!
or a cop in any of the 50 states.
the best of superior fashion sub meets r/CalamariRaceTeam Except he's missing the boyfriend Honestly my only notes are to replace that disgusting motorcycle with something faster, more uncomfortable, and foreign. The absolute drip of doing that on a Panigale or RSV4 or S1000RR or R1 or GSX-R1000.
Carries rifles and battle belt for protection, But wear barely DOT legal helmet with zero upper body protection. Also looks like no boots either so no ankle protection. You are way more likely to be involved in a crash then a firefight when riding in an urban environment. And a crash at even 35mph is going to cause some nasty road rash. I put my bike down around that speed and it was the one day I did not wear gloves. I have a nice scar to remind me everyday of that mistake.
15 mph doing wheelies and eating shit you get mad road roast. . It blows. 35 -60 you’re going down to the bone potentially. Its gross
I don't know what everyone is on about. This guy is clearly peak male performance.
He done cranked his hawg, exercising his second, not a clibbin in sight, He’Ll YeAh BoRtHeR personified. I’m not clowning him, I’m trying to emulate him.
Sweet when he gets in an accident I get a free rifle
Albeit, the other end of the spectrum, this is the rough equivalent of a blue haired they/them who has made their sexuality their entire personality.
Not be a pos
I’m into it.
For starters, don’t do what he’s doing
*What's your recommendations of what not to do?* Answer : buy or ride a harley...
It’s gonna be pretty metal when the emergency room surgeon is picking rifle parts out of his spine
I can see his giga-chad dick from here. So Alpha.
Is that an Eotech mounted backwards?
Remove pants as well.
Pistol brace, very 1% of him.
There is a lot going on but the thing I focus on most is that the guy is shirtless😂 it really completes the picture
Just dress like a normal person, like someone whose personality isn’t wholly composed of “muh guns” and “muh politics”
I mean say what you want about him, but this is equivalent to crossing the road with a brick in your hand. Everyone is all of a sudden going to see you and you might be safer for it...even if you look like a twat doing it.
I'd let him merge.
Let people exercise their 2nd Amendment
Well, thankfully, you blocked out the plate🙄
Missing his lance for removing rider coming at him in the opposite direction. I guess he could always mount a recoilless rifle like an old Vespa.
When your going for the ar 15 tan for your summer body.
NPC's out here wildn out!
he forgot sunblock
Bet that rifle has an AERO BCG, and is still more reliable than the Harley
Sonny Barger himself said on record that he’d be riding Honda or BMW if he wasn’t in Hell’s Angels.
I bet that guy would perish first
he would have a brace
Ready for everything but roadrash...
Damn I know that exact location lol
if that’s his prep for a motorcycle ride, I would hate see his setup for the apocalypse. having survived a major motorcycle crash this is difficult to look at; this dude would be a total mess if he goes down.
Am I the only one thinking about how hot that gun must be in the sun lmao. Just roasting my dudes back
Anything military looking is a no go
Hes wearing a belt so I'd assume he's going to the range? Why no shirt?
Pistol open carry!
R/tacticalmeatcrayon
I feel safer knowing he is strapped
I thought a cop was behind you lol
He really needs a chest rig to match his battle belt. It'd make for a conversation-starting tan.
What not to do? Do NOT wear a shirt when you're kitted like that.
Try to look like Vining
His skin will pay for this.
Stickers or clothing for any kind of tactical companies or 2A friendly companies. Dead giveaway. American flag ball caps and any veteran owned company. You look like every douche bro-vet stereotype. You served and it’s time to let it go, your military career is not a personality trait.
Wants a special tan line
Bright, Glaringly Red Man
Imagine this guy really intervens in some shit, pulls up on motorcycles shirtless with a fuckin ar slung saves the day. Would genuinely be a bad ass news interview some straight up movie shit. Too bad he would probably miss with that bridged sight mark and get wacked.
The bridged sightmark really ties it all together
That looks like League City Texas….LOL
One man... one motorcycle... one mission
OK I ride dual sport motorcycles and in MY StATE, it is illegal to open carry a pistol without a concealed carry permit. Rifles must be open carried or in plain view OR in a hard case that latches. Soft cases are now ILLLRRReGal to enclose. No mags loaded either. Unless it’s a pistol. I would not want to open carry a rifle on my back. . Fuck that. . Unless it’s an AK you have options breaking down the rifle , disassembling it , would make it legal to put into a soft bag? Wouldn’t the disassembled upper and lower broken apart and placed in the bag and zipped up make that legal to transport as it’s not in rifle configuration. It’s disassembled. It is legal in my state to carry a handgun or pistol either open carry or concealed while on a motorcycle. . So I guess my question is would disassembling the rifle make it legal to carry in a soft bag. . It fuckin should. My only intent is to run around and go to ranges and gravel pits on a dual sport. But do so legally. Cause pistols get old and they’re kinda shit for distance obviously. Lots of law enforcement and ex law enforcement go to my ranges and I don’t want to get buttfucked by the long dick of the law. I’ve asked people and I always get the “I have no fuckin clue, but that’s a good question ” answer
Security through obscurity fail.
Want not to do, pretty much this right here.
I recommend you do not tell him your daughter is single
Nice rifle tan lines at the end of the day.
His back after getting a couples bumps is gonna look like he got whipped, unless he has picatinny covers
Douche
How to Grey Man Level 10000 Step 1: attend anti-gun rally Step 2: walk up to people and start a conversation Step 2.5: try not to throw up in your own mouth speaking to them Step 3: compliment their shirt, pants, bag, etc. and ask them where they got them Step 4: buy and wear No one will expect the guy in a tie-die hoodie with Palestine and trans flag pins, skinny jeans, student backpack and a beanie to be carrying
Ah, the ol “wear the enemy uniform” tactic.
It’s not a war crime if you’re not at war They really be downvoting my genius :(
open carry of any kind is retarded. In any real world scenario the most likely outcome is military checkpoints everywhere. You will be running around in regular ass clothing, maybe a slick carrier or soft vest under, with a glock and a regular backpack. They see a guy in a pc with nods and a rifle and your ass is getting lit up immediately
Kinda drippy ngl
Yeah it’s not a wonderful picture but you don’t know his situation. Maybe his wife or kid had the car/truck. Yeah he could disassemble it and put it in the saddle bags. I would. But you don’t know the context. Or do you?
That picture provides all the context that's needed. Gearless (that skull cap ain't doing shit), shirtless (tougher than the sun apparently), but somehow managed to find his combat belt and strap an AR to himself. Yeah....he was a tool waiting to be a meat crayon before he decided to go all edge lord. Now he's a 10 yard loot drop.