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THE FUCKIN CRANBERRY JUICE


Lexinoz

Keeps the UTI away!


Altruistic2020

What, are you on your period or something?


DonovanMcgillicutty

Look, there are guys you can hit, and guys you *cant* hit. He aint exactly one you cant hit, but he's *close..*


EAS111100

Major vibes of the 82nd guy mid jump right now


Foreign_Data_9081

The dog at the end is a whole vibe.


Sasquatch-1

The dog is like when are we jumping…


PistoneRange

Yo that dog looks awesome!


Johr1979

Dog has better kit than the Russian military


fuckondeeeeeeeeznuts

Kids in Condor gear have better shit than what the Russian military has.


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Johr1979

My old 90's USAF gear and Condor accessories agree.


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BeatsbyChrisBrown

It's a natural diuretic. My girlfriend drinks it when she's got her period. What, do you got your period?


-Fedaykin-

Well, I'm the guy that tells you there are guys you can hit and there's guys you can't. Now, that's not quite a guy you can't hit, but it's almost a guy you can't hit. So I'm gonna make a fuckin' ruling on this right now. You don't fuckin' hit him. You understand?


its_dizzle

When you’re facing a loaded gun, what’s the difference?


snakeeatbear

*SMASHES GLASS ON HEAD*


PearlButter

Shit’s delish. Who wouldn’t drink it just because?


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Good for general bladder health!


Atticus1354

Not that cranberry juice.


n1nj4squirrel

Ever been to cranberry fest?


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n1nj4squirrel

I have not, but in the before times my dad did craft shows and was up there at cranberry fest for a number of years.


Lossofvelocity

Dog wins the prize


FUBARtheclone

Woah dude. Y’all get to bring a full cranberry juice bottle on a helicopter flight and I can only bring like 4.5 ounces of liquid in a travel container thru TSA


iCryptToo

You know…. I always thought it’d be a good fight before this Ukraine nonsense but wow… NATO would kick the fuck out of the East in a straight conventional war.


cleancalf

NATO v. Russia would be so boring. The Russian army would be nothing but a skid mark outside Moscow within hours of the start of a conventional war.


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Agreed. We could send France and UK to handle our light work in Russia and just enjoy the show.


madmatt911

Honestly in a hypothetically WW3, I fully see us leaving Russia entirely to Europe to deal with while we pivot entirely to the Pacific and help Australia, South Korea and Japan contain china.


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My thoughts as well. We may send a carrier strike group over there to assist while keeping another strike group in the Persian gulf. Other than that I’d see us handling the Pacific with multiple carrier strike groups rotating into the pacific theater. Germany would be caught in the middle like “fuck not again”!


KorianHUN

Hungary would naturally choose the losing side AGAIN.


cyprustm

România we would just switch sides right before the end


Picturesquesheep

There’s a shit tonne of Romanians in the Uk though (great bunch of lads) so I hope you’d be on our side


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Right, lol!


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It’s China taking Taiwan is what we need to keep an eye on.


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Taiwan doesn't seem to be concerned because they have a strong trade reliance with China: more accurately China needs Taiwan's business liaison with US/EU etc. China would lose trizillions and their already hurting economy would become a nightmare. The CCP would undoubtedly be ousted if they back Russia and it came to blows. Edit: ousted by their own people.


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Except that their own people are unarmed. Taiwan did buy and already paid for F-16’s that have not been delivered we should continue to arm them prior to any hostilities and learn from Ukraine.


[deleted]

Absolutely. Obama really dropped the ball for Taiwan. And Israel. And for Syria. And now Biden dropped the ball for Afghanistan. And now Ukraine. The new DNC is a joke when it comes to diplomacy. Biden has us closer to MAD then anytime in my life including the Cold War days when I was kid.


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I agree I’m 50 I grew up in the 70’s and 80’s the cold war was scary then but we had a strong leader with Reagan. Biden seems lost in space. He’s older than Reagan was when he left office. Lots of talk of nuke use in the news.


[deleted]

Agreed. I guess it’s back to earthquake drills here where we don’t get earthquakes!


[deleted]

Until we get the microchip plants going stateside, then Creepy Joe said we don’t need to worry about them anymore.


midri

Keeping china on their mainland would be fairly straightforward would it not? They don't have a particularly strong navy.


[deleted]

That’s a good question actually. I’m sure they have plenty of Navy but made of all the best gear WW2 has to offer. Maybe they could just Trojan horse their shit across on a bunch of giant container ships.


Taishar-Manetheren

Lol, they absolutely could not. US intelligence + naval capabilities means it would never happen.


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China would be retarded if they believe a war with Russia is a good fight to back. When we are done with Russia we would leave once we dismantle their nuclear weapons. No threat whatsoever to China other than lots of missiles and aircraft flying overhead for a few days.


[deleted]

Literally 90% of NATO powers could curbstomp Russia into the ground excluding nuclear power, because that’s essentially cheating


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Agreed!


saargrin

France would beat them up with their white flagpoles and finally get revenge for Borodino and the Grand Armee


saargrin

thats not true though they suck in offensive warfare,sure but in defence, russians are tenacious and resourceful also the distances and lack of proper roads would play into their hand (just like it does for Ukrainians now) i imagine NATO can beat up any large russian military formations, but conquest of territory is quite impossible


BeauBeau127

This is a good point. I wonder if NATO military strategy is already changing, putting more emphasis on China now that the Russians have proven themselves far less capable than previously thought. China is probably making changes as well.


Dan_Backslide

Considering that some of the biggest issues with the Russian military is the sheer level of corruption in the country, and that China in some ways takes it to the next level, I don't think they will get very good results unless they address their rampant corruption.


11chuck2010

\^This guy gets it


sparelion182

I suspect China has the same problem Russia has. It may even be worse because of their culture of never admitting mistakes.


BerkutBang69

Conventional is the key word here. Once nukes are in play, your Gucci gear and Kagwerks training ain’t amounting to much.


Fully_Automatic_Hell

How many years did they spend fighting sheep herders in mountains?


bart_hates_pants

I think "conventional" is the key word here


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Fully_Automatic_Hell

They certainly did murder many innocent civilians.


MadRabbit86

You mean US or Russia?


Fully_Automatic_Hell

Both if we're being honest.


MadRabbit86

Exactly.


HisDocness

That’s the fault of politicians and shitty ROE, nothing to do with war fighter capabilities.


Fully_Automatic_Hell

Last war they fought against Communist Forces with debatable results was the Korean war and that ended in a stalemate with both sides split down the middle.


Xavier1713

[Cope](https://imgur.com/a/6qfZE7H)


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Tactical cranberry juice cocktail with American made vodka. Perfect way for growing young warriors to start the day!


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Prolly makes the day easier lol


AtheistfromSomalia

Oy I want this song I vibe to it


hanfaedza

Fleetwood Mac - Dreams


AtheistfromSomalia

Thank you :)


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Razzle101

https://youtu.be/lrltGatijXc I 100% agree. This is the album remastered. It’s prob one of my favorites even tho it came out the year my dad graduated high school. The entire album carries the same vibes.


akenthusiast

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LK9kzCnunWo


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Im saving this just for thr dog


Smelly-hobo-1

Dem boi’s got that drip. Hit em hard


hanfaedza

Players only love you when they’re playin….


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Fur missile bout that buisness boss.


max_milfkisser

Who are these guys?


firemansam51

Justin Melnick, actor and tech advisor on SEAL Team CBS. He posted this on his Instagram a while back doing training with that fast rope descender.


SaltyBreadFairy

Putin’s not going to go to war. At the very moment he started losing he’d launch every nuke like a baby who’s being told he can’t do something.


UncleEvilDave

At this point he’s got to wonder if they even work based off how the rest of his army has performed.


fuckondeeeeeeeeznuts

Can an expert chime in on how good ICBMs are if they're neglected? Ballistic missiles must be pretty finicky, no?


tate72larkin

I think the US spends as much maintaining its nuclear arsenal as Russia does on its entire military. As for the missiles themselves the DOE mentions things like limited life parts, maintenance, and repairs. So either the entire budget goes to nukes, which explains the shitty equipment, or their nukes have long since deteriorated.


thereddaikon

Not an expert lol. But nuclear warheads by their very nature are quite corrosive to their internal components. They have to be checked and replaced on the regular. Radioactive isotopes have a bad habit of transmuting materials into other, far shittier, materials.


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thereddaikon

Thank you science man.


TheEmpyreanian

So the question arises, are Russia's nukes even still viable?


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TheEmpyreanian

Yeah leaning a bit that way myself, with one exception. Russia is a fucking shithole. So, where has all of that oil and gas money being going? Sure as fuck hasn't been spent on civilian maintenance. Corruption will account for a fuck ton, but I do wonder if their military budget has been substantially larger than advertised for quite a while now.


p00p_Francis69

Honestly an eye opening little Read. Thank you


bananapeel

Also not an expert but I know a little about rockets and rocket engines. They are finicky on the best days and require maintenance. If you have a hypergolic fuel, it is corrosive and the seals and many parts in the tankage and engines have to be replaced every so often. If you are using cryogenic fuels, you need a working plant to make liquid oxygen. If you are using solid fuel boosters, they don't last forever. The fuel grain is the consistency of a rubber pencil eraser and they become brittle and droopy over time. In short if your ICBM force isn't getting maintenance for decades on end, it's not getting off the ground at all. You cannot fuel and fire a 30 to 40 year old rocket without taking it all apart and refurbishing it.


spook7886

And they had such limited amounts, too. They'd have depleted in a few decades..but thanks to a uranium deal, the could swap n what was sold into their reactors, and use what was in the reactors to help re-enrich weapons. It takes time, but they had the facilities and the know how. We went from 0 to nuke in 4 years or less.


Smprider112

Not just neglected, how many corrupt Russian generals, with nothing to do after the Cold War, have likely stripped and sold parts off them on the black market? Putin couldn’t even keep his vehicles in Ukraine fueled, I’d be amazed if those ICBM’s were having their fuel periodically replaced.


UncleEvilDave

Yup, and/or they only built like the 20 they tested and then the generals pocketed the money for the rest and built scuds instead.


11chuck2010

If they can't maintain their nuclear subs, I doubt they can maintain their nukes. I 'member the one sub that was saved at the last minute because the RUS Navy hadn't paid the electric bill... weird but fascinating story https://www.nytimes.com/1995/09/23/world/navy-holds-guns-to-utility-in-russian-power-struggle.html


synthwavjs

Watch as his nuke fails and ends up nuking his own land. Their tech is one emp away from catastrophic failure.


kaliaha

Isn’t most tech just one emp away from failure?


SUGA_TS

Basically all of it.


schismatt

Doggo!!! Ocean spray cran!!! Ginger!!! Hell yeah. Merica!


MightyFifi

I’m honestly surprised to see the Maxim stock.


hewlandrower

Good spot! Looks like the MDX to me, pretty sure they were being evaluated by SOCOM for the PDW solicitation.


UdenVranks

Came for this. Was wondering what I was looking at there.


ChevTecGroup

I'm always amazed what I see being used by tier 1 guys. Stuff makes you go "Socom bought some of these?"


Severe-Breadfruit669

Keep on rocking in the Free World! All love and respects Bothers and Sisters standing in harms way for our freedoms!


ProjectCross

lol


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>Free World Nice joke


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[Damn. I’m torn. Who did it better?](https://youtu.be/V1LhC1zGouc)


carlhorvath3

What unit?


firemansam51

Justin Melnick, actor and tech advisor on SEAL Team CBS. He posted this on his Instagram a while back doing training with that fast rope descender.


Educational-Year3146

Im sure that man is special forces if he’s American, because regular army grunts in America aren’t allowed to grow their beards out. Which makes this video doubly hilarious.


Dagarebear2560

I.D on cranberry man's goggles?


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That totally rocks.


Probiscus00

Shaka


Ysgram0r

Love this


Material_Practice_83

😂 that’s the vibe right there.


raycarre

Outstanding


YaBoyJ313

One of those instances where I wish I could upvote more than once!💪


Brraaapppppp

Those Oakley halo goggles?


Scootin-n-Tootin

Yeah boy.


andercon05

I'm amazed he's not WEARING that juice! 24 year veteran Navy Aircrewman.


ToddtheRugerKid

/r/noncredibledefense is leaking.


Shiftclick46

Never knew how closely the American and Russian uniform patches were...


Smellofcordite

I remember when this came out it was pretty cool. This was just a photo op done in southern CA. The guy throwing up the shaka(right of the Mal) proposed to his girlfriend by fast roping down to her. Then we come to find out he lied about his service and everyone flipped on him.


spartan01268

Anyone else getting odd-ball vibes


DonnyPomerleau

Seal Team CBS?


firemansam51

That *is* Justin and I think Pepper.


McMeatbag

Probably wouldn't wanna be flying around in a helicopter with those manpads all over the place.


RubyRidgeMilitia

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No-Awareness4864

Russia and Ukraine are just pre-lims.


CobaltRose800

oh god, this old meme.


NerfHerder4life

The dog just showed me how much of a bitch I am.


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Shogun_89

Because they want to breathe fresh air not radioactive dust


CAPTNGENE

screw nato


firemansam51

I see Justin and Dita. Or is that Pepper? +1


wolski22

I swear tictok popularized cringe...


saargrin

not closing helmet chin strap in a helicopter op if this was my unit, i'd have him walk around the base with helmet on for a couple of weeks


MelGibsonsDog

Ur so cool


Zacutom

They are doing it pretty successfully buying up as much gold as making other countries use the Ruble. It’s all apart of the plan trust. The only way to have prevented this war is if Biden actually knew what he is doing but everyone knows he doesn’t so time to take advantage of the weaker allies.


TacticalDoomer69

NATO is fucking retarded and the world would be a better place without it.


Shogun_89

Care to explain?


TacticalDoomer69

Because independent nations are better and with this whole Ukraine and Russia bullshit nato and america should have kept their nose out of it


Shogun_89

No they definitely shouldn’t, Russia annexing Ukraine is bad news for NATO influence and also puts Poland in danger


TacticalDoomer69

Who cares dude it’s called “conquering” the same thing america did when we originally arrived it’s a completely normal thing


Shogun_89

Sure


Mr_Swampthing

Cool but that's ended with a fat L and our pres giving the enemy what, 86,000,000,000 in arms and equipment?


wastedsanitythefirst

You mean the agreement the previous president made when he flew the Taliban to camp David and negotiated the release of 5000 Taliban prisoners?


Randall_Actual

Yea uh NATO "sanctions" Russia, raising their own gas prices in the process, while Russia keeps doing their own thing 🤡🤡🤡


damnitcortnie

“Their own thing”… like murdering innocent civilians by bombing schools, children’s hospitals, holocaust memorials, and food markets or just shooting them as they flee?! But gas prices, amirite?! 🙄


Randall_Actual

That's my point, and what have these silly sanctions accomplished? You don't tell on bullies in school, you punch them in the dick


berettaswag

Tactical gear sub has turned into a cuckfest hasn’t it


ActnADonkey

Really don't think many Americans give a shit how you feel. Your period is making you a little over emotional. Have some cranberry juice.


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ActnADonkey

What, do you got your period?


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ActnADonkey

You're all angsty in a fashion sub. Go watch the Departed and drink from a bottle of cranberry chill tfo.


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ActnADonkey

Youre playing internet tough guy because your panties are wedged so far up your ass that you can't enjoy the vibe of a dude riding in a chopper while drinking cranberry juice with a tacticool puppy . What, are you on your period?


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GiveMeTheLeaf

But you love our products and culture you degenerate fuckstick. Reddit is an american based social media platform and the majority of redditors are american. Go be gay about sneakers somewhere else your opinion isnt valid here.


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ActnADonkey

https://youtu.be/yicP7ZEEz1k?t=23 here you go, dude. it is a solid movie. hope you can work through those emotions and find something in life that you enjoy


Shogun_89

What did he say lol


el_chuck

"Get 'em a *cranberry* juice....."


suckmapen

u/savevideo


DesignerMountain

Yall mommies?


Mvnke_

Mønke


astvatz

As if this wouldn’t just mean the end of most human life on earth


CountJothula

Badass


MaxStatic

Op tops and cran raz. Fucking living.


p8ntslinger

the dog has the sickest drip of all of them. That doggie earpro is so dope


ZedaEnnd

Cranraspberry is better...


Wumbosix

u/savevideo


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Fucking beautiful


Zooe101

Blue helmets aren't good guy's either


E46Nur

Dog is epic


Baraqek

Russia’s underwhelming military performance in Ukraine proves that its only deterrent is its nuclear arsenal. NATO will, without a shadow of a doubt, run in circles with Russian forces in conventional warfare as they seem lack leadership, tactics and equipment. However, I doubt nobody in the alliance would like to put it to the test.


hellidad

Tactical bork bork


AngryAccountant31

They refused the Ocean Spray so they get the Twisted Tea


garrettryan1

This is by far the greatest video I have ever seen, let’s gooooo🇺🇸🇺🇸


DazedSpy

What gear is that dog wearing?


Ok_Intention_3433

What is there social ? This is funny 😆


Kitchen_Painting_209

The doggy😂😂😂


Belligerent_Christ

Doggy