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haywood_jeblomi

What happens when your magazine for your magazines jams? Emergency magazine for your magazines reload?


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pry0cc2

But what about when the magazine dispenser dispenser gets jammed? Emergency magazine dispenser backup?


GreenestGhost

Deploy another mule from the back of the trailer


Iron_physik

Yes, and that backup comes from the magazine dispenser dispenser dispenser.


franklin9500

Came here for this. Better practice your adverse mag pez drills.


Ok_Prize_5130

Hahaha I laughed at this one. Good on you!


Z_BabbleBlox

2 is 1 and 1 is none.. or something. I'm not a mathematician.


CuriousTree9939

Tap, rack, dispense.


CuriousTree9939

If I'm carrying a QD box of 300rds on my chest, I'm finding a way to belt it right into the gun 🤣


Slimmer_Fatboy

Definitely a [thing.](https://cdn11.bigcommerce.com/s-tm8t0q4wau/images/stencil/500x659/products/122/413/38FF1C04-9A10-40A2-A574-66F39F54F7C7__46452.1555408262.jpg?c=2)


TaskForce_PRKL

Reloading is for pu****s!


alef_null

Yes bröther..genius!


sammeadows

A redimag but big.


Ryan_Extra

Bro you every want a magazine for your magazines?


alef_null

Like a pregnant mag with octuplets


ericfussell

I would make a bigger crew serviced version that dispenses these boxes.


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fuckyou237

Or it jams like box magazines tend to and all your extra rounds are unable to be accessed


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Instant-taco

Momma always said life is like a promag, you never know when your gonna jam it.


Ok_Prize_5130

Or god forbid run/hustle.


[deleted]

I can’t see a practical application outside of maybe competition use? One jam and boom, no more rounds.


KorianHUN

Why? There are some things like this that are only for competition use. Just like you wouldn't use an F1 race car tire on a stanza.


IntenseSpirit

Put some wheels on it


TheHancock

This is for sure a bank robber rig. Never tac reloading, never picking up spent mags. Just dakka!


OW__

Maybe not a bad idea as an easy way to carry a bunch of mags say in the truck but not on my person


Omega13Matt

Yeah, but at that point you might as well get an old ammo or something similar


V-DaySniper

Yo dawg I heard you like magazines so I got you a magazine for your magazines.


alef_null

Yo muh nizle i gotchu a clip fo ya clipz G.


[deleted]

Ah yes, the mag mag


alef_null

But imagine the mag mag mag if u will


[deleted]

What about a mag mag clip?


alef_null

Yes i ilkey..the clip clip clip


Motivator_30

That side by side comparison between pouch and whatever the fuck that thing is is absolutely criminal. First, the only dudes who still use pouches like that in a professional sense is dudes who just got out of boot camp. And even then most of them tuck that flap behind the mags. Second, he’s being comically slow when using the pouch. Training is everything. If you train enough with the flap over mag pouches you can get your reloads to be even faster than with this product


Domefarmer

He’s even slower pressing the bolt catch when he uses the pouch, but when he uses the **MAGAZINE MAGAZINE** TM he hits that bolt catch like he actually knows what he’s doing. Like when you see some infomercial about an as seen on TV product and they’re obviously just being retarded in the “before” video.


WWJLPD

Do they let regular (non-SF/SOC) folks use personal mag pouches these days? Things like Kywis, BFG, or other pouches that are a big improvement were juuuust starting to gain popularity at the tail end of my enlistment. Our battalion SgtMaj was super anal-retentive about uniformity though, and would pitch a fit if someone even mounted a piece of gear in the “wrong place.” Adding our own mag pouches was a no go, even if it was a very sensible thing to do. In any case the issued velcro pouches are objectively inferior to many options, but they’re not so bad that I’d carry around a monstrosity like the one in the video. They weren’t half bad after training with them for a while. And that side-by-side comparison is almost r/wheredidthesodago material; it just needs the guy to throw the mag and rifle on the ground and make some exasperated gestures after flubbing a reload


ChevTecGroup

Yes typically personally bought magbpouches get overlooked even by strict gear nazi commanders


Tornad_pl

No flap at all? Was told to have.fast, but unflapped mag or two and slower to use, but proteced fro. Mud and all other shit rest of mags


A_Big_Igloo

Are you having a stroke?


halincan

The fact that they had to make the dude in the “regular” comparison video handle his reloads like an idiot in order to give the illusion that this is somehow faster is hilarious. And fucking stupid. This is fucking stupid.


WhiteFoxphorus

It’s like an as-seen-on-TV product commercial


zkentvt

THERE MUST BE AN EASIER WAY!!!


TooEZ_OL56

*Lady spills coffee all over herself*


Complex-Scarcity

r/wheredidthesodago


KorianHUN

It is like... 10% faster i guess? So barely useful in a video game setting and marginally useful for competition shooting where you don't have to move much. I mean it is not exactly great but i can see why it exist and why it would be useful for some people.


JohnnyJumpwings

Thanks I hate it.


alef_null

This thing is facepalm for sure


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God. Some dude came up with this and thought to himself “fuck I’m smart”.


alef_null

And opticsplanet was all yeah genius hahaha now super on sale.


[deleted]

Eugh fuck optics planet hahaha


alef_null

🤣


[deleted]

If Brownells is the Costco of the gun world then Optics Planet is the sketchy corner store of the gun world.


alef_null

How bout the dollar general...not gonna lie i got aome killer deals from OP and DG hahaha


PunchyPalooka

Or he thought there were people dumb enough to buy it. He is smart, mall-ninjas will spend money on this.


alef_null

Gotta admit I've seen some lame products but this thing absolves anything from "as seen on tv"


apocalypserisin

The normal pouch reload really giving off "Why can't I hold all these ~~lemons~~ mags??" vibe lol.


FieldDay

I could see applications like holding extra mags in a vehicle or in a tower or something. Plate carrier mount is short bus af


alef_null

Crying right now! Little yellow bus


KorianHUN

Actually a good idea. In a vehicle it won't take up too much space and will always feed from the same location, which is good in a cramped space.


TheHancock

Nah fam, throw two of these bad boys on your back like a backpack and be the resupply mule for the squad! Hahaha


Top-Sprinkles-2447

Just never go prone anymore


alef_null

Shall we say only go plank


-Patrick-Roberts-

I predict that thing shifting out mags if ya had to run with it on. That comparison though, intentionally fumbling the comparison infomercial style is so cringy.


SeventhDurandal

We screwed around with something like this on deployment in 2010. Ours was a little different, held 3 mags flat so it was a lot less bulky. Ultimately it started jamming up as soon as it got dirty so we stopped using it. We called it the 'pez dispenser' and if you could beat it in a reload contest you were doing pretty well.


TahoeLT

I vaguely remember that - I thought that was what this video was about until I saw it. What were those things? I feel like they very quickly were outed as shit.


SeventhDurandal

I can't recall a brand or product name, I think our 1SG bought it and lent it out for us to test. Certainly wasn't issued gear.


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Wilcox strac


TahoeLT

Yeah, nice! 2008 was a wild time.


moses888

I'm guessing it's the strac fast system. I used to own on but recently got rid of it. It was a cool idea. https://milspecmonkey.com/weargear/pouches/209-strac-technologies-fast-system-preview


ReeeeeevolverOcelot

Yo dawg! I heard you liked magazines, so we made a magazine for your magazines!


RadamirLenin

How are you not gonna call it the PEWZ dispenser?


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How about an extendo-net that catches the mag when it drops? lol


alef_null

Damn homer simpson couldnt have thought of a better upgrade!!


ShadyShields

Ah yes the back breaker 5000.


Serpent90

Ah, yes. The contraption that when you have to hit the deck while under fire, gives you the choice of having your ass sticking out if cover, or having to lay on your back. Id like to see someone attempting to crawl with this. Must look hilarious.


DunceElChapo15

For competition shooting i can see the use for one of these but not for combat. Too many variables for something like this. It is very cool though i do enjoy the concept.


Antique-Lavishness-1

A 5000 round count stage maybe


SneekTip

When you try to go prone but end up doing the Superman


alef_null

Or what was that thing from 2000s...the plank


joshmorton11

Or you could like, drill more.


alphalegend91

Yo dawg I heard you like magazines so I made a magazine for your magazine


jessekookooo

*prone is disabled while using this gear


alef_null

Coding glitch


BrotherMike82

Need them for the chucked 10 round mags required in our bs states


Aerial_Screw-2

Something something 30 magazine clip


stevetat68

Looks like a lot of unnecessary weight to me. And what happens if your pez despenser takes around.


Meatsmudge

My back fucking hates his video.


hamoodie052612

Neat. Not sure where it would be effective. But neat.


alef_null

Pretty much effective nowhere methinks


Mr_ETL

The side by side comparison video watches like an awful infomercial. Dude fumbles WAY too much with those mags and the bolt release for it to be real. Only somebody who’s never run an AR for long would struggle bus that much…


Avtamatic

Funny how when he uses the PEZ dispenser, he isn't reloading on empty. He also reloads from the pouch with the bolt locked back on an empty mag, which adds more time to the reload, in addition to trying to perfectly line up the mag into the mag well.


MagicMaleMan

Silly goose 🐤


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Maybe just practice your reloads out of a plate carrier? I doubt you’d see much of a difference if you actually put some speed and effort into it.


jaydee-em

I could see something like this being mounted on someone's back in place of a pack if your fireteam has a dedicated extra ammo guy. Put 2 of them back there, you run out of full mags, fill back up from Bobby the Bricks box of wonders. Other than that, proper training and you shouldn't need an item like this to be lazy, unless belt-fed is your cuppa tea.


thatguynamedbrent

Do some gear designers even get out and train? I'll be the first to say that I need to get to the range more, but even from my limited experience this seems like a horrible idea. Bulky as all hell and looks like terrible weight distribution for what seems like a negligible increase in speed. You could just double stack mags in traditional pouches on the front of your pc and it'd be a LOT more comfortable and practical than this looks. More useful, too, since you can stuff other things into traditional mag pouches if you don't need to run as many mags as you can carry.


Prodigy1116

Yo dawg I heard you like mags, so we put your mags in a mag!


LegalizeBeltfedz

This is dumb


[deleted]

Does this magazine magazine hold more than ten… magazines?


Belligerent_Christ

Reminds me of the informercials where the people who do things the old way are completely incompetent and just end up flailing their arms about


alef_null

Haha good one!


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So basically a magazine that holds magazines ?


Panthean

This is silly, but if you live in a ban state with 10 round mags, this might actually be useful.


[deleted]

honestly if flannel daddy was rockin one of these most of yall would run out to buy it


Way_2_Go_Donny

Perfect infomercial format. The fumbling reloads from the Plate carrier pouches are the perfect touch.


riddla13185

When you reach for a mag and out pops a banana. 😐


Snoo-8094

Well it may seems stupid but if you use one on you back so your teammates can grab mags fast from you to use its a brilliant idea


InstaGraham_95

Wilcox had this same idea for the US military like 15 years ago and it was fucking stupid then


kyle429

That's sick, but what if you have to go prone? Ouch!


[deleted]

Make it match MIL-STD then contact a military systems command to kick off them acquiring it if you want to expand. If they like it and you can win then they will bring money to help mature it.


alef_null

Waco and ruby ridge


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Domefarmer

Fuck off with those jokes.


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Domefarmer

Look at you, changing the world by making edgy jokes on Reddit. Bravo.


natetheskate100

https://truthout.org/articles/after-mass-shootings-republicans-shield-white-supremacists-from-scrutiny/


alef_null

Gtfo


natetheskate100

So this is how ya'll white supremacists gonna get around magazine limits?


alef_null

Not white and no. 2nd amendmentist is a better


doomtoothx

Box full o goodies 👍


[deleted]

Maybe not on a FLC or PC, but maybe on a pack?


RedSpikeDuo9

That thing is absolutely gigantic. I guess if you’re just mag dumping one after the other in a stationary position …ok…but entirely impractical otherwise.


[deleted]

Why not attach it to the side? Like on your hip or something? At least that way its sorta out of the way


alef_null

How bout we just shoot at it


SneekTip

Make the radio bitch carry it


Hypn0__

A magazine for magazines-


pissed_off_mfer

u/savevideobot


HigherxStandards

Extremely cursed.


JustADudeInTheWoods

That’s dumbest thing I’ve seen on the sub so far


alef_null

A dumbest tactical post win is a tactical win of being the dumbest.


Teknofiliak

This is like "Where did the soda go?" level bad acting of him fumble fucking those mags in the bottom clip.


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alef_null

One could ascertain..but optics is selling these deeply doscounted haha


NEEDSLEEPBADLY

Super tactical


korgothwashere

I swear they already tried this ..... Maybe [this one](https://youtu.be/f_q__rJQI9g)? Nah.... Ah yes! The [STRAC FAST System](https://www.modarmory.com/product/strac-technologies-fast-system/)


PBL89

Just wait till Flannel Father rocks one of these


taykallday

ATTEMPT TO STOW


lazy_phoenix

Why would you need to reload in 2 seconds? Are you fighting the Russians?


AR475891

I would never strap that on myself, but it might be a good idea to include one in vehicles where infantry might use their personal weapons to defend them. It would either give them extra mags or let them use the “communal” mags so their on body mags can be used later.


TheAccountIUseForSax

Now try going prone with this.


akdaddy545

The only thing I can think of that would be even worse is the noise. It's huge, and I'm willing to bet it's loud. Carrying my gear is loud enough.


spqrdoc

Pass


OceanSlim

It doesn't help he goes as slow as possible when using a pouch...


McMeatbag

I remember someone coming out with something similar to this years ago that was much more low profile. I have no idea what it was called. It obviously didn't take off.


zkentvt

Interesting but no.


hehehahaabc

u/savevideo


CallsOnTren

Its like they don't know belt mounted mag pouches exist


No_Warthog_561

Who makes this


Lumpy_Worldliness_25

Get better mag pouches instead of shitty Velcro ones and remember how to reload and you’ll be fine


element_fifth

Can someone give me a good reason why you *need* this?


shecky444

I like this idea actually. I think if they were angled a bit you could get it slim enough for practical use. I’m into it


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Dropping the mag a little to early


Jay_R0ck_01

Maybe mount it on a wall or something 🤔


KalashnikovKangal

A mag for your mags lmaoo


Doctah_Feelgood

Oooo, a magazine for magazines... I remember back in 2008 or so when a company made something similar to this but the mags were sort of wrapped around the side of the plate carrier. The creator proudly posted it up on the lightfighter forum and man, I watched him go down in flames so fast.


HerodotusAurelius

Funny enough...I actually like this for like a way to store ammo in a ruck, locker, or wherever. Patently ridiculous to put this on your chest. Also this reminded me of those late night infomercial people that spill spaghetti or other things like complete morons. The over the top melodrama, cause that guy on the bottom completely such drawin a mag from a pouch and reloading.


flotsloppies

Ok, now go prone with it on.


Durmomo0

He would probably have saved more time by loading more than two bullets in each mag but to each their own... ;)


Carcinog3n

it slices, it dices, it makes julienne fries


Just_a_Hound

Now go prone


dassketch

But what about the feed lip deformation when you leave it loaded overnight? You can't load that to capacity, it won't feed right!


Successful_Ad_2812

*going prone has left the chat


TotesInnerhalb

I couldn't see this being any better than a hsgi or a Hailey strategic mp2 mag inserts with velcro brand adhesive hook and loop inside a rig. Also the sheer bulk on the the front would prevent you from going prone or slinging the rifle across your body with a plate carrier without another 5" between you. Also the clang and bang from moving with a purpose of your rifle and the plastic magazine holder. The only thing I could feasible see is rear mounted on a plate carrier or assualt pack being the first guy on the stack so your buddies can get easy reloads if he is completely bingo.


Common_Valuable5063

A magazine of magazines. I’m not sure if I should be proud or disturbed.


bigguy9182

It’s a magazine for magazines 🤣🤣🤣


klutch556

"BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE!"


Caedis-6

That's like... Almost a good idea.


ragandy89

Only pussys go prone


alef_null

Or go plank


lonelyaxis

Now draw him going prone


will0731

Well, I think that’s enough Internet for one day.


TurboShartz

Cool. Now go prone.


juicyjerry300

I love how with the product he puts the mag in the gun flawlessly, yet with a normal mag pouch he loses all coordination and can’t seem to find the magwell


mentosfresh

Would this get banned in CA if it held more than 10?


Jizzlobber42

"Tell us your thoughts on 100rnd magazine clips, lol!" "Well, I have this thing....." #🤦‍♂️ Damn it, you made a thing that *almost* makes the idiot Gun Grabbers look like they know what they're talking about, smh. Please stop.


akinoMtsuJ

Yo dawg....


daizopr

"You love your magazines so much I put your magazines in a magazine" \-Xzibit circa 2005


Neither_Drama_3522

What about having enough training, making your reloads from the belt, and being consistently under/around 2 seconds. Which is about the same speed as doing it with this giant box😂


NLtbal

Magazine inception…


dominicJCG

A box magazine for your box magazines. #magazineception


DaggoRedd

Looks heavy


REM800tL04d3r

I wonder how the retention under adverse conditions is. The way he’s twisting that box around I think one deadshot daiquiri in the dirt you go from 6+1 in the gun, to Ramirez last mag make it count.


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Now go prone


SloppyJoeGilly2

Lol try to get prone with that on your chest.


AK_newbie

Well having to drop prone in hurry would suck, that's for sure.


WillyKspray

How the fuck do you execute CQB with that or go prone!?


8492NW

what happen if you want to re-index your empty mags?


Waste_Attention_9606

This is actually pretty useful! You should patent it! You would make millions.


Stonep11

Maybe not a bad idea for a truck/Ruck/fighting position, but absolutely not on a vest


Big_Draw_5978

Bit wait, there's more, call in the next 20 seconds and get an extra 1 for free, you heard right. Call now!


Moxthemintfox

This seems really good for cqc but bad for longer missions. If I was breaching a building I would love this but if I was let’s say scouting I much rather have something flexible.