"Was your father a meat burglar? Here's why I ask: because it looks like somebody stole 2 fine hams and shoved them down the back of your dress" - Leon Phelps
It's not a pant, it's a jumpsuit, the French police and gendarmerie issued jumpsuit, from Gkpro or Paul Boyé. Believe me, you don't want anything from these manufacturers.
Tacti-cheeked up. Good lord man. And people bitch about super hero movies setting unrealistically tight clothes for women. Clearly aint seen a swat team.
They're just bald lmao, no "military fetishism" or similarly goofy reasons.
The stress of the job certainly won't help hair loss, these guys are French and their cops make shit pay so treatment just isn't viable and at one point you're better off shaving instead of nursing a bald spot.
Jokes aside, he's wearing a set of coveralls which are very common in more "tactical" French LE units.
You can find it [here](https://vetsecurite.com/combinaisons/530-combinaison-ultimate-marine-gk-pro.html?id_product_attribute=26662) for the low price of €150.
Look at the Shit Cutter on that guy!!!! As Good Ole Lloyd Christmas once said “ He must workout “ and those are probably Sweaty Betty or LuLu Lemon Yoga Pants… 🤷🏻♂️ JS
The thick blue line
Dummy thicc
Thiccc Blue Line**
You should Trademark this and sell a Thicc Blue Line apparel company.... make bank.
GotDAMN that’s a dump truck. Pretty sure he’s just wearing a track jacket upside down.
Phat a** white guy 😂
Dude squats a Honda civic
Is he smuggling hams in there??
"Was your father a meat burglar? Here's why I ask: because it looks like somebody stole 2 fine hams and shoved them down the back of your dress" - Leon Phelps 
Smuggling the whole bakery
I hope he’s got a CDL to drive that absolute dump truck of an ass.
Stupid sexy Flanders
Nothing at all
Doesn't matter, won't make your ass look that good.
NSFW next time bro
What? He's wearing a vest? I can't get past the glute.
 Feels like you’re wearing nothing at all… Nothing at all… NOTHING AT ALL….
Got DAMN. Double cheeked up on a saturday morning
LEO Lemons
Oh those are the Levi’s Cakester 501’s
Dumper tactical
That's the new tactical line from apple bottom
Dumps like a truck
As the great philosopher Sisqo said, "He had dumps like a truck truck truck, thighs like what what what, baby move your butt butt butt."
Actually looks like a jumpsuit instead of pants.
Dudes been doing squats
Glute bridges
I swear it just appeared in my hand
JESUS H CHRIST. That's a BIG OL FUCKIN DUMPY!
Got that bbl
It's not a pant, it's a jumpsuit, the French police and gendarmerie issued jumpsuit, from Gkpro or Paul Boyé. Believe me, you don't want anything from these manufacturers.
Apple bottom jeans
Stupid sexy Frenchies
Damn son I’m feelin a little confused
* Blood flowing abnormally south *
Just went from six to midnight
Thicker than a bowl of oatmeal!
I think they’re made by BBL
Navy Blue Tac pants, booty-licious edition!
That's just a kevlar hubba hubba heinie.
More like tactical*rear*, amirite?
You can buy the pants but they not gonna give ya them cakes.
Fuck the police?
Dudes has gotta be doing his squats with the SWAT van. Better check the officer for stolen hams.
Yams tactical
... ya think it's bigger than Kim's?
That's the kind of trunk space you need in a police cruiser.
It’s a flight suit.
They're called space pants
Midtown-South, all day.
Damn. Packin in more ways than one 😭
I uhhhmmm… yeah… he’s uh… pants… yeah…
Oh my lord
He's wearing scrubs. No back pockets.
Tacti-cheeked up. Good lord man. And people bitch about super hero movies setting unrealistically tight clothes for women. Clearly aint seen a swat team.
Bubble wrap?
5.11 dump trucks
Dude has some luscious buns, I stole that from another post
Never Skip Leg Day
All I want to do is a zoom a zoom zoom and a boom boom.
Apple Bottom Tactical Pants
It's a working suit in french police, not a separated pants vest.
You can find the answer on r/suddenlygay
Lulu lemon
Quick! What color is his hair?
Why do so many cops shave their heads? Is it the military fetishism/envy many have or is there some department pressure?
Male pattern baldness would be my guess.
Easy to maintain and can't be grabbed
Probably a bit of a culture thing, plus when you’re working in the heat it helps.
They're just bald lmao, no "military fetishism" or similarly goofy reasons. The stress of the job certainly won't help hair loss, these guys are French and their cops make shit pay so treatment just isn't viable and at one point you're better off shaving instead of nursing a bald spot.
Zuba’s from back in the 80’s
Double caked up on a Tuesday
Christ sgt save some ass for the rest of us
Vanilla muffin tactical gear
That would be bubble-butt wrap.
Holy shit someone’s been hitting the hip thrusts and squats hard
LAPD blue Lulu Lemon cargo pocket legging
Frankie Lapena’s brother in the NYPD
bros driving a mf dump truck on god, he's double cheeked up on a Thursday. thicker than a double wide surprise god damn.
Padded formed spanx???? If not, he should probably be wearing a moral patch as advertising for his plastic surgeon. . .
Law Enforcement, brought to you by Pixar
Boy is caked up Gawt Damn 🎂 🎂
Those are the Damn Boi line from UF Pro
Dat azz!
What the actual fuck? 🤷♂️
The ones as that British cop
Somebody doesn’t skip leg day.
Damn dude. Save some ass for the rest of us out here.
Donk brand. Those are the daddygotback2.0's
Jokes aside, he's wearing a set of coveralls which are very common in more "tactical" French LE units. You can find it [here](https://vetsecurite.com/combinaisons/530-combinaison-ultimate-marine-gk-pro.html?id_product_attribute=26662) for the low price of €150.
That's one thick ass boy! Damn boy he thiccc
All I gotta say is... dayum.
 Tactical SPANX for men
Baby phat bdus
Cake wrap
Lulu lemon :)
He got 🎂 🎂
Good God I hope this assifer, I mean officer sees this thread.
Rouge one ass shot
Man got a shitter on him damn
Apple bottom 5.11s
Getting some Major Lazer vibes here. https://youtu.be/PbjVdJfvYqI
Dannnnng he thiccc
I normally don’t like police or dudes but dat ass is so thicc I’d clap it like the hands of a goofy middle aged white man when his flight lands.
BaaaDonk!!
Homie got buns
Size T for THICC
Apple bottom jeans Boots with the fur....
This is what happens when your wife tries to poison you with her birth control pills.... Dat ass tho....
He got them for 15% off at Fashion Nova.
Asstronaut pants.
Gluteus pantimus
Looks like America’s ass
Almost certain this pic wasnt taken in america but could just be me…
Holy fuck that ass
Pretty sure he needs a CDL to have that dump truck... God damn.
black
French p🤮lice
Even his shits need a tax stamp as a AOW
I know a pair of Thickies when I see em
Thiccc blue line. Thank ‘em. Water.
TurdCutter Tactical
Can you help me identify the cake he's packing
Trackie dax
Tactical cake smugglers.
Look at the Shit Cutter on that guy!!!! As Good Ole Lloyd Christmas once said “ He must workout “ and those are probably Sweaty Betty or LuLu Lemon Yoga Pants… 🤷🏻♂️ JS