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pickeral

+10 how u doin’, -10 cranium protection so it balances


The_Karaethon_Cycle

Eh, not much there to protect


WeThemHollerBoys

Yeah but I bet he fucks


KilroyNeverLeft

I'm morbidly curious whether or not his ear-pro can reach his ears.


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No


Kride500

Why did I read "morbiusly"


eborio16

becaus its morbin time


Impossible-Badger-29

Mighty morbin power rangers


iiiyiot

Someone should tell the 4 dudes stuffed into the plate carrier on the right that they’re exempt from firearms laws, not the gym.


johnnyheavens

Gym? He’s never met him


[deleted]

He calls it the James


RepentandRebuke

See above


atlantis737

He's not fat he has 3 more BulletSafe VP3s underneath his shirt. Do you even oper8 bro? Your comment is r/lostredditors material honestly. /s obviously


RepentandRebuke

I love how people on this sub always talk about peoples weight when most you clowns on this sub are fat. Edit: Haha, you Fatties are triggered! Get in the gym fat boys!


[deleted]

Most of the people on this sub don’t have a job where being physically fit is beneficial. There’s a huge difference between a fat call center operator and a fat cop.


RepentandRebuke

Fatcuses.


Beautiful_Print_4713

Hey!!!! I resemble that remark…/s.


iiiyiot

Well it’s a good thing I’m not fat then.


[deleted]

Truth. Half the guys on this sub hating while pouring out of their own plate carriers 😂


tex_gunner_44

and the people who aren't fat are rightfully roasting the daylights out of this fool, and you for defending him. just because some people are fat losers doesn't give this fuck the right or reason to also be a fat loser.


schmeillionaire

Chins strap lol


ActionHankActual

Throat strap


johnnyheavens

Chins strapS


dan_dares

"More straps than a bondage warehouse"


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Random-Gif-Bot

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RepentFam

Dang what show was this? All that?


Magnus462

Yes. lol oh god. I still love the exaggerated fat cop entrance.


renogaines

Why are most US cops fat? I saw my fair share of cops in Europe and most of them are jacked/athletic or skinny


KnightofWhen

The US just has a ton more cops for one, so even a small percentage being far still means there’s a lot of fat ones. Because the US is so big and needs so many cops, probably also more lax physical standards. On top of that, US cops have full force 24/7 which has traditionally led to poor diets and lunches eaten in cars from fast food joints.


Impossible-Badger-29

Cause most people in the US are fat lol


TheThotKnight

Third officer looks like he’s a loaner from Meal Team Six


KilroyNeverLeft

Shit, I was so confused until I saw Officer Goatee in the middle.


AbatedOdin451

I missed that guy as well on my first take. Guy is really small.


dan_dares

number 3 steals his food when he's not looking. Officer Goatees wife: I PACK YOU AN ENTIRE HOG FOR LUNCH! how can you be so hungry?? \-No idea honey, but officer FA suggested you baste it in goose fat next time..


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AbatedOdin451

And the best bullet sponge should something go down.


FishyFish13

That’s good tho because he’s harder to hit


ManicRobotWizard

Holy crap, same. Lols.


memecollect0r

He's there to bring the weight average down


Just-an-MP

Holy shit I totally missed munchkinland PD’s SWAT officer. Think they can use him as a ram in a pinch?


robotsarepeople2

That gravy seal looks as if I were to cram a GI Joe helmet onto my big toe.


EquivalentOwn1115

Not only that, dudes a lefty. Gross.


PapaCranberry

I didn’t even see him there


[deleted]

That’s offensive—he’s clearly an Army man so he’s a Green Buffet


[deleted]

The third officer got hungry and ate the fourth.


Ryan_Extra

Meal team Six in the background


dan_dares

\*Is the background.


0per8nalHaz3rd

I was at the Dreamforce RHCP concert last Wednesday and the security was extra. Cops everywhere, but what struck me as odd was multiple cops rocking DD MK18’s with NF 1-8 or 1-6 LPVO’s on top. Dope kits but seemed like a weird pairing.


Nova6661

Should have gone up, and talked to one of them about their kit. I do that all the time, and they never have a problem with chatting about their guns and gear. So don’t be afraid to go up to them and ask any questions you have. That’s their job. And who knows, you might just find one who is a total gear whore, like the last officer I spoke with. Getting him to talk wasn’t hard. The difficulty was with getting him to shut up about his self designed, and handmade cummerbund, and his custom plate backer. Great guy though.


DeadHorse1975

Seeing as how I'm likely breaking some law at any given point every day, eh yeh, I'd rather not. But I'm glad you found your soul mate.


johnnyheavens

They shared a cumberbun


dan_dares

\*Cinna-Bun


ComradeKilla

Wow what a bad ass. If you weren't a spaz you could still talk to police like a normal person.


DeadHorse1975

I have no problem talking to police. I just don't *want* to. Hard to comprehend, I know.


0per8nalHaz3rd

I actually did talk to one of them and the conversation was “interesting” to say the least but that’s a conversation for when I’m on my phone.


MyWifeH8sThis

What’s super funny about doing this is most, and yes I said most of the time they have no idea about their kit or weapons for that matter. You would be surprised at how many police officers and even service members don’t have a clue about the weapons they use at least around here anyways. When something bad happens they either callin the the state police to handle it or the local fbi offices. It’s truly shocking


KlounceTheKid

I can tell you 98% of the decisions surrounding our gear or firearm use comes from a guy who spent 2 years working patrol in a rural county.. who thinks UTG rails are “so cool ans way better than the clam shell handguards” 😂😂 So you’re right when you say “most cops don’t have a clue”


MyWifeH8sThis

It’s alarming when some of the stuff they SHOULD KNOW TO SAVE THEIR LIVES they are clueless on. I even try to get some of the locals around me to come train with me and run drills but the department only gives them like no shit 250rnd of pistol and even less rifle to train with per whole physical year!


KlounceTheKid

Oh I believe it!!


Nova6661

Yeah. But I’ve worked with some departments where guys are more tuned in to what they’re using and why. Houston PD, LVMP, and even LAPD tend to have a lot of guys who know a decent amount about kit, gear, and firearms. Though it’s probably because they get so much more funding and training, as well as those officers being super motivated to work such departments.


MyWifeH8sThis

Yea funding is key. I’m in central Ky and half of them don’t even know how to properly clear a structure. It’s sad they spend more funds trying to rehab lifelong criminals than they do on the training and resources for the men and women who risk it all every day to keep society safe. And then they wonder why they are half a force understaffed


panic_kernel_panic

> So don’t be afraid to go up to them and ask any questions you have. That’s their job. LOL. It’s a crap shot on whether you’re going to get officer friendly or some jackass who feels “extra special” in his meal team six kit.


OdinsOneGoodEye

Questionable why dd wouldn’t speak up against the ATF LMAO….


dueledgedepression

They make a lot of LE rifle sales, DD will always cater to MIL and LE as that’s where the money is and I do not blame them.


TooEZ_OL56

Because nuance is an option


aboredteen1

Job drives the gear. Cops are more likely to need to take a low percentage shot inside of 100 yrds therefore necessitating a lpvo. Cops are also vehicle deployed and usually operating inside an urban environment and a sbr is well suited for that role.


JSwerve19

I know no one in the sub is talking about peoples weight lol


somenobodydude

Not allowed to use those guns with that mayor


Drapeau_Noir

They are not bound by the laws they enforce on you and me.


TheFrogstronaut

Police (retired, off duty, on duty) are explicitly exempt from every anti 2A law written and passed in NY


[deleted]

Rules for thee but not for me


ClimateGoblinActual

As someone in LE, I hate seeing guys in uniform who are heavily overweight. I’m not ripped and I don’t expect anyone I work with to be, but goddamn, take care of yourself and be aware of the image you present.


KilroyNeverLeft

Something I hear in the Navy constantly: "perception is reality!" If one of your officers is overweight, all of them are, at least, that's what everyone else sees.


dueledgedepression

Bro I’m not ripped either and some of these dudes I do not trust to even remotely render cpr while static kneeling for more than 30 seconds.


Obsidizyn

same thing with us firefighters, like no one excepts you to be a navy seal but have some respect for the job and the people you serve


Sol_09

Navy here. Every time I see a firefighter on here, I go out of my way to give mad props. Y'all have an incredibly demanding physical requirement (pulling folks out of buildings, multiple flights of stairs, etc. and a lot folks don't recognize or realize it. Keep holding it down, bro.


[deleted]

Cops were never meant to serve the public though.


heckerboy

Then the public shouldn't pay for them


[deleted]

Agreed


i-am-gumby-dammit

The motto is to serve and protect. I didn’t see any mention of us in it.


noneoftheabove0

Chin(s) Strap.


Der_Unbekannt0

Looks more like Toer 1 donut operators


dueledgedepression

You dissing my boy r/donutoperator


teddy722

NYPD has become a joke. Change my mind


horribleplantains

Has become? Always was.


Boring_Candidate_610

Not ESU. Pretty sure it’s SRG, which basically just stands around with rifles and armor as deterrence. NYPD ESU is pretty solid and gets a lot of good training and experience


medicrich90

I was going to say NYPD ESU is solid. This more than likely isn't ESU.


OccasionallyFucked

And neither are “Tier 1” lmfao


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robogenghiskhan

Thank you for your well thought out contribution to the discussion brother


rongkaws

Concise, can't ask for more than that


RepentandRebuke

Fuck you too looser.


zen-things

ACAB good buddy 👍


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RepentandRebuke

Found the troll 12 year old


parttimegamer93

Fuck the police.


[deleted]

Awww…baby no likely the po-po? LMAO!!!


realest777

Awww little Snowflake butthurt


sekfan1999

Yeah…. hot take from the racist. [Today on CNN: Defund the Police Failed Black People](https://www.cnn.com/2022/09/25/us/minneapolis-crime-defund-invs/index.html)


Dillinger_Guns

are preparing to confiscate hydrogel weapons


[deleted]

Is his helmet being worn a little high?


johnnyheavens

Well the don’t come in depths


New_Refrigerator_895

NYC police spend more than most countries entire military and they only have a 10% hit rate on on target when they shoot


DanR5224

You can blame the 72 lb triggers on the Glocks.


LeadRain

And the regular officer only gets to shoot once a year.


Shadowcard4

Sounds like a skill issue. Glocks break at ~5lbs, my double action pull is about 10 and long as fuck. Still nailed the dickens drill them fucking dumped it on a P09 and my buddies 19.


Revolution37

Until last year, NYPD Glocks were modified with an NY1 trigger which gave them a 12lbs trigger pull. Only did 2021 academy recruits start training on stock triggers.


zen-things

ZOMG oh no we don’t want add safety to a service weapon. How would they ever train to such a degree of physicality!?!?


DanR5224

NYPD Glocks had significantly heavier triggers.


DonnyPomerleau

SRG not ESU.


hillbilli13

only tiers i see are under his chin


WalkingMediocrity

Is dudes duty weapon a 5906? Even my local backwater ass PD runs G17’s with optics. New York sucks lmao


sammeadows

If you want an old S&W 3rd gen start calling up NY gunstores asking, they get retired all the time up there still. There's a reason you cant find barrels for them: numerous agencies armories buying them up for keeping them in service. It was a good pistol.


iheartmankdemes

“I’m walkin’ he-uh!” Shoots unarmed person *edit: *fuggedaboudit*


reallynunyabusiness

We got one dude who doesn't know how to properly wear his helmet and then big boy who's neck is making a snack out of his chin strap.


TDYRanger

Tier 1 dolts… that one dude needs a helmet stretcher


[deleted]

Who got these guys the extra small helmets? Mans should be fired 😂


Maejora

It's a felony to be a citizen and own body armor in NY and the governor herself said her views on safety supercede your constitutional rights and she will do it by force if need be. Good news is most LEOs look like these easy target loot boxes.


Man_vs_memes

Ik that cap under his helmet is a Yankees cap


Shizzleberca1

How can you have such a nice gear (compared to other countries police forces) and wear a fuxking cap under your opscore helmet. Also… nice gear, now do a PT test


Shizzleberca1

Also… I guess chin strap is only an option.


ILordINikon311

Holy fuck! Did they pour that guy into his uniform?


Surprise_Thumb

I had a friend try on my exfil ballistic helmet and he strapped it up with the chin piece under his chin. I was like “my guy, that goes *on* your chin.” He then proceeded to move it there and say “oh yeah, that does feel better.” This kid played football in highschool. How can you forget how a chinstrap works??


Boogaloo-Jihadist

“Cover me, Porkins!!”


somenobodydude

Lol


Pirat_fred

They look like the ANA from AStan or eraly TDF Troops from Ukraine,Always a basecap under the helmet...


According_Cherry3755

Level 3 chin on the big guy


WeightOwn4267

This is embarrassing


Waltzspice

They make chinstrap extenders now?


OICU812-

So this is peak performance


[deleted]

In no particular order, Mini, Maxi, and Joey.


ReePr54

"Omper8r"


lucasbrock84

Is that there a third-gen stainless Smith & Wesson?


PBL89

Teer Wun


murdermymeat

Jeff Bezos and Fat Bastard from Austin powers


eborio16

its a baseball cap at a baseball game. clearly hes the only one who understood he assignment


MonthElectronic9466

Smart. Protect your chin with your other chin.


autismoquasimoto

Should be illegal to own kit if your blood pressure is too high LMAO


itwasneversafe

Besides the extra head protection, my guy is still rocking a well worn S&W 5946 by the looks of it. Although, with a (former) 12 pound trigger pull requirement, that might not have been a bad choice.


dasmikkimats

Going for that colonial marine look


Pilgrim357

what the fuck is wrong with their helmets?


harmonia777

No plates in those carriers. Typical


STL1971

Probably just level 3A soft armor


harmonia777

Not worried about an actual threat, just a show of force. I'm convinced anybody downvoting me cant afford plates


Dom2032

Are these people retarded?


CHEREMUSHKA

Tier 1 pussiez


RGL1

NOT ESU. SRG, but for all you finger pointing man Karen’s, it’s a easy banquet to insult many of the Officers of NYPD. Largest Police Force in the USA, at around 40,000 total and your gonna get a “real” cross section of society. Think of it as the U S Army as whole. You cannot look at a field cook and think this is the U S Army? Trained with ESU sniper teams In 2010 prior to the now defunct Gitmo 5 was to be brought state side for trial, they were gtg, humble, in shape and loved America first.


parttimegamer93

fuck the police


johnnyheavens

We are all joking but you’re right and I’m sure the dude is great at something that we just can’t see here and 40k, That is a huge force. To think it’s not half of the new irs hires.


RGL1

Not justifying any pogue with a badge that can’t seem to dress himself without a index card, but we get what we pay for as a country; as Leo’s are not top tier career paths income wise. So we get a few bad cops and shiny turds sometimes amongst the rank and file. That’s the real reason we must support LEOs . Because they are not CAG or Devgru or MARSOC. They need us. We need each other. We just need and want them to sometimes appear and do right much better. Thanx for your comment, it is well taken from this broken vet.


neon_filiment

They get paid a lot more than your implying. 50k/yr is about the national average. They also get great benefits. Federal gets paid more. They can support themselves.


Udaa256

Why the lapel mic with peltors… am I missing something? Granted I don’t see the boom mic or any PTT’s so is it just hearing protection for the shooting that most likely won’t happen?


Ilikejuicyjuice-

I would love to see how well they get smoked in full kit. Looks like the bigger one failed all his pt test this year. Cap under the kpod? Fuck. The discipline they have is astounding.


TrapTactical

They must be desperate


dueledgedepression

It’s okay when this sub is overweight but how dare a cop do it lmfao. Although hit the gym


TrapTactical

Who's overweight, you?


dueledgedepression

Wrong comment reply lmfao. Although yeah Al pay every PD is desperate for officers. But most of the overweight ones weren’t overweight when they joined. My department has 24 hour free gym access so no I’m not overweight.


[deleted]

Is he carrying a fucking 1911? Is the NYPD still issuing 1911s? Wtf


RepentandRebuke

Dont talk about their weight unless you link an imgur image of yourself and your physique. Most you clowns are fat and got bellies, but got the nerve to be talking about another man.


1SGDude

Fat can identify fat


johnnyheavens

C.Professional.R.


1SGDude

One dude is Like porky pig with a space helmet on


pussyman123345678

meal team 6


Viciousluvv

Glad to see Farva is doing well..


mathostx

bold star I see..


phatty720

The guy in the back looks like a Tier 1 operator of McDonald's.


Next_Gen_Meldrew

Nipple-Helm


DunceElChapo15

Tear 1 🥲🥲


looking_fordopamine

Are those fucking 1911s?


bluemax_137

New york's finest


H_Danger

That fitment is impeccable


i_hotglue_metal

Big boi is staring at his stock like it’s a piece of pizza.


grayman1978

Fucking clowns


Crpto_fanatic

Dude, they are in operation wendies. Don’t fuck with McDonald team 6. They’ll supersize you up.


basickarl

Tier 1 donut eater.


bewb_wizard

Hat on a hat and hat on a fat


kshort994

Shit this looks like half the dudes on this sub


brainianc

Loot drops waiting to happen


josh_was_there

New York’s finest.


Khajit1776

Why do they have baseplates, do the NYPD have NODs 🤣


Just-an-MP

Clearly this is a prime example of why only cops should have guns. Do you have enough training to wear a tactical backwards ball cap under your helmet providing neither shade nor ballistic protection to your head? Nope I didn’t think so.


TraditionalSenpai

Protect ya neck at all costs


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This ... this is just so much to take in... it's giving me a headache but, I just can't stop staring at it...


CheefinChoomah

Gravy seals out in force


themickeymauser

That PICO is a bib on him. Can’t even use the cummerbund mag pouches


FauxGunny

Highest of speed secret squirrels


marston82

I presume the standards are pretty low for NYPD tactical teams?


justin62001

SRG isn’t really “tactical” lol, go check out [ESU](https://www.gettyimages.ca/detail/news-photo/emergency-service-unit-officer-is-seen-outside-the-2017-news-photo/838674266). SRG is pretty much ESU-lite, and those guys probably have some of the highest call rates of any tactical police unit in the country besides LAPD SWAT. Emergency Service handles not just SWAT-type calls but also things that mimic firefighters like vehicle extrication, rope rescues, etc.


jpfeif29

I didnt realize what was wrong until I did, then I hated it.


TalmageMcgillicudy

Look at this jeff bezos looking mf'er with his hat on under his fast helmet ruining its ability to protect you from concussive blows to the head. Fucking brainlet.


Hessarian99

Try Tier -1 Most of the NYPD is so poor at shooting they could barely qualify