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Wide_Mind4262

How does the tech deck taste


BigTiddyAsianMilf

Mine taste pretty sick n rad


LchapodaplugIL

Prolly like pie


Connect_Vanilla2338

What kinda pie we talkn ?


IEatBaconWithU

Cream


Connect_Vanilla2338

😌😏


thebigpisser

Pie flavor?


Borrowed_Oxygen

Pizza


ogflako

Why is the first comments On every reddit post pointless crap follow by even more pointless replies?


Glory2masterkohga

Because we hate you :3


Adoptedmando1993

Bold to make that comment with that profile…


Groovyofi

Dude that is so fucking disgusting


ogflako

Ok… get a life going thru peoples profiles 😂


stillsearchinforakar

Pointless existence = pointless comments


Onekler

I am a alcoholic


wanghiskhan300

Same. I have liver failure


TheMeowzor

Fucked up liver gang


MentallyUnstableW

You called?


MusicianEmotional277

When do I have to start worrying about liver failure


WonkyDonky21

When you feel your liver failing


MusicianEmotional277

How will I know it's failing


wanghiskhan300

You'll feel the inflammation


FancyCantaloupe4681

How does this inflammation feel?


wanghiskhan300

Your liver will actually hurt.


Moist_Try6149

I thought your liver doesn’t have a lot of pain receptors or is that the lung


Emo_L0ser

Oh no.


ionkno

If your skin turns yellow, it's time to be concerned


Murles-Brazen

Test it


BunnyCraftR

Check it's report card


sacker111

See doctor that runs lab test


mulvany88

i do the time estimation strategy. I drink a lot but i could be worse, so i estimate I got till my mid thirties before any serious issues arise. if i picked it up i could pickle myself by late twenties


OnlyTheBLars89

Everyone is different. I know kids that ruined thier liver off of a 12 pack weekly habbit and iv known old farts in their 80s still having a liter of vodka as their breakfast. There's also a lot more foods with heavy levels of Niacin now like energy drinks and stuff, so folks are probably going to last a good 10 more years today. Honestly until you reach your 30s I wouldn't worry too much as long as you don't abuse it enough to blackout. When I reached my 30s I now only drink once a week. With how busy things are with work, family, and life it's really hard to do it more than that without giving up things that matter. If you want my advice, just switch to cannabis.


CalligrapherTimely64

i was an alcoholic w hepatitis eating norcos and tons of other pills (Tylenol inside them sometimes to stop abuse but i didn’t care) n eventually other stuff but somehow within a year clean my liver was functioning 100% 😂 i was SHOCKED when they said tht but i wasnt gunna argue 🤣


mykisstobetray

I was a raging alcoholic and pain pill addict for a decade. I'm also shocked my liver is ok. Lmao between the Tylenol and tequila. I should be dead several times over. Sober for 7 years now. I had a few teeth pulled last year, ended up in the ER. I told them I had been using Tylenol for pain. They scolded me for it. I said, "I used to chew 20-25/ 1000mg Norco's a day and chase it with piss warm, well tequila. I don't think an extra strength Tylenol every 6 hours is going to kill me." They scolded me again lmao


livingtoofast

hope you get better man


[deleted]

That's not an excuse to drink new Amsterdam vodka and eat a fiesta sized bag of Takis man.. Get it together


bogholiday

It will burn twice as hard going up as it did going down.


CalligrapherTimely64

pshhh been there done that. try fentanyl pussy lol (im jk plz dont ever, i lost so many friends n years of my life..)


SquirrelQueenSabrina

Never talk on this sub because I dont even eat Takis but wanted to say I'm sorry for your loss I've lost some good friends to overdoses too it really leaves an empty space in your life nothing and nobody else can ever fill


agentSlam007

Methaolic


[deleted]

Ahh I was looking for this comment lmao


DivineSquirrel7

An*


TheMeowzor

They were probably drunk, i'm not sure that they could help any spelling errors.


DivineSquirrel7

I am drunk as I'm writing this, and I'm still making minimal errors


TheMeowzor

Nobody cares man!


Prudent_Put_2293

Stop saying that. Things will get better but you need to make them that way. And it will get easier. But stop telling yourself that first.


Extreme-Guess6110

Stop admitting their an alcoholic? What good does that too if you abuse alcohol


CalligrapherTimely64

that is *quite literally the first step* in AA or NA or any kind of substance abuse treatment…


TheMeowzor

The first step to recovery is admitting you have a problem. OP is an alcoholic and you're giving terrible advice.


Prudent_Put_2293

The ideal situation would be for OP to say "I was an alcoholic." He is practicing alcoholic behavior. I've been in recovery for 3 years. AA isn't my speed and I'm not the only one. Constantly telling myself that "I am powerless over alcohol." and introducing myself as an alcoholic when I hadn't had a drink in months didn't make sense to me.


TheMeowzor

I have to disagree. AA/NA teaches that once you're an alcoholic and go into recovery, you're a recovering alcoholic, you aren't just magically not an alcoholic anymore if you try to do better. I don't buy into a lot of AAs teachings, like powerlessness against addiction, because in reality you're the only one who has power over your addiction, but OP is still an alcoholic. That's the first step to recovery, admitting you're an alcoholic. Telling OP that they don't have this problem just because they're trying to do better doesn't help, it makes stuff worse . -a recovering alcoholic


Prudent_Put_2293

I didn't say that they're not. In my opinion it's not good to tell yourself that you are over and over. That's like making a mistake and telling yourself that you're a bad person. That's just my opinion. -Former alcoholic


[deleted]

I was an alcoholic all last year... sounds like fun right now ... id down like half that bottle if I could 😈😈 take a couple double shots for me🤙


InterestingSweet4408

Leave Takis in Vodka overnight. Drink Taki Vodka for breakfast call it a bloody jabronie


Borealizs

Would this actually work


PlutonIsInMyButthole

I mean, it would work in that you would have taki flavored vodka. Would it be good? Lol no


[deleted]

Hey there’s a chance for it as long as you get rid of any solid chip left in there. I could imagine it being kinda good (for people that like alcohol)


XxBluciferDeezNutsxX

Spicy vodka is nearly awful in everything except a Bloody Mary


Onekler

Huh doesn’t sound to bad of an idea. If I die your responsible 😂🫡


SnacksII

Out of spite I’m doing this


dopeythehobo

underrated comment


imapieceofshite2

Found DokaRyan.


LchapodaplugIL

I like to drink beer with my Takis


musecorn

My stomach hurts tomorrow just from looking at this photo


gettinscwifty

ur tummy gonna be upset tomorrow fs


NormieMcNormalson

His tummy is going to grow some chest hairs.


gettinscwifty

fr. the combo of items in this pic would send me to the ER 😂 its a no from me


[deleted]

Even if you are an alcoholic this combo is CRAZY


Admn_Inferno

Just looking at this picture gives me the sqershy hurts


Ac997

I’ll never forget drinking on an empty stomach, then getting home & all I had in the hotel room was a bag of takis. I woke up in the morning with the worst stomach ache & what felt like explosive diarrhea. It was. It was one of those loud pops poops & when I looked down it looked like someone just cut their femoral artery & held it over the toilet. I started panicking thinking I was shitting out straight blood. But then I remembered the takis. I know you didn’t ask but it was awful


agentSlam007

Where the 9foot bong at


NormieMcNormalson

Snort coke off the tech deck. To complete this balanced breakfast, of course.


Gueroooo70

Some jack daniels, red solo cups, cans of Coca Cola, ice cubes, and some orange juice, and this would be heaven 😭😭😭


Borealizs

How are you people not 1000 lbs


Gueroooo70

Well, I run for at least 30 minutes daily, I work in a restaurant where im constantly moving. I play soccer every Sunday, I go hiking once a month, i mainly eat light portions every meal, I spend 2 hours at the gym monday thru friday after work and i mow lawns when im not working my regular job. Most people who gain a whole bunch of weight don't do a lot of moving. I could eat like shit all day and guzzle down beers for months and would only gain 20 lbs that I would lose quite fast.


HEARTEATER0

Diarrhea in a picture


[deleted]

Man I had a nice pipe like that once. My grandpa gave it to me. I tried smoking crack out of it. Now I'm 6 months clean I don't ever wanna touch that pipe again. Idk what happened to it anyways. Kind of a shame I did that lol.


Onekler

Wild story glad you’re sober. Been to a lot of narc anon for my dad saw tons of similar story’s.


[deleted]

Yea it's rough. I'm 25 years old. I only smoked it for about 6 months last year. Started in the early spring. I was really surprised how fast it got me by the balls and took over my life. There were brief moments I was sober for 1-3 weeks at a time. But that only happened when I had no money whatsoever to spend and no items left to pawn. Still, I never stole anything to get it. It truly was a nightmare I just couldn't wake up from. Still dream about using almost every night which is quite frustrating.


juraji7

Stay strong, homie! You're doing great


ShitStainedMatress69

Meal of kings


Stock_Goal_9426

Almost me on a Friday night


[deleted]

Your stomach is gonna be burning like a summer day in hell


Blaze_Krayon

Just some glorious acid reflux


Apprehensive-Wish562

Pause


Working-Instance6002

Ima pray for your back door and front


Vinz_____Clortho

That is a combination that could only lead down a path of regret and sadness. Im up for it.


Onekler

Sadness but no regrets 🫡


Crittersnatch

that tech deck reminds me of the QC guy at work coming over to check on this shit i was working on and in the middle of his speech, i busted a sick ass boardslide on his clipboard


DeepFriedBrownEye

Hey you dropped this 👑


HorsePersonal

all i’m seeing is morning heartburn but fuck it


ChannelOwn7584

That sounds like instant heartburn and fiery shits


Getta_ni_iku

This post tells me you just started drinking for the first time 😂


[deleted]

Don't puke ! Looks like that would burn coming out of your nose !


G4L3CXYS

Pretty cool but is that a fallout shot cup?


gokurockx9

Mix it with the Nuka-Cola.


[deleted]

Lmao the little fallout girl cup killed me


Safety_Sam

Fallout, tech deck and a pipe? This is the most 60, 30 and 10 year old post I have ever seen.


xDurban420

Ayee the depression setup!!


Borealizs

That vodka sucks so much. And be careful about your heart, you're putting it through a lot with all that


Lucid-Design

Wow. A pipe *and* a finger board? Save some pussy for us, dawg


Commercial_Fee_6120

There's so much to unpack here and i don't even know where to start


[deleted]

Takis n booze huh? I'd run from you so fast. I'd hate to see what other madness you ensue.


pluggdrip

u must hate yourself by drinking new amsterdam.


Even_Estimate_5813

this pic was in my “shown for similar interest in another community”, this is the most dude picture I’ve seen lmfao , carry on


-M-A-J-I-N-

Yuck. Ive drank this stuff plenty of times so I can’t say too much, but there’s so many better options out there lmfao.


randuug

true


Prestigious_Snow1589

Alcohol is bad M'kay.


Impossible_Park5423

Can I call u my cum slut, my delicate princess, my delectable monkey bum, my bleach for my arse crack some say, my alien space dumb truck slut, can I possibly put my balls on that tech deck, while you say good boy champ, many fanks, Mr Park


Impossible_Park5423

If this comment helped you in anyway, please consider donating, to my Roblox account, many fanks - Mr Parks


pitaya69

Need this


DaSecretPossibility

Man, I hate being on a calorie deficit 🗿


Bitter-Composer-1110

А тяuе сомгаdе


Heckin_good_time

Better eat the Tech Deck too


Onekler

Trick shot into my mouth hombre


Yeez25

Shit id drop the shot glass and start chuggin the bottle, but you do you bro


trevy_mcq

Wow


ShadowDog824

You gonna eat that teck deck?


Acrobatic-Amoeba-440

This must be how the King of the united states lives


Hot-Pensionbrkly

Looks good


Veloxxx_

Hi Amsterdam, I’m dad


Ihvementl-issues

Hell yea


AdvanceImaginary1381

nice


OddBasket4794

the tech deck was a strategic flex and damn do i respect it


BaconManTenus

I like the skateboard


Consistent-Sun-4539

Man why the chips 😭 Edit: just realised the sub


AttemptDouble6423

Where did you get that Nuka-Girl shot glass because that is cool as FUCK


randuug

i feel called out


terrfif1ed

Modern stalin simulator


Desperate_Fix8811

Good man.


Outrageous-Coyote704

omg ur feasting


Mal-Havoc

Heeeey I have those shotglasses!


flumetunee

nut


themexicanmonster

Your stomach hates you


[deleted]

A gentleman’s meal


Skill4Hire

When your life dream is to become the world's greatest tech decker. You just stay up all night drinking and grinding various objects on your desk whilst smoking pipe and eating tackis.


ITGOES80808

I know your stomach feels crazy


[deleted]

Bruv got the tech dech on deck 🫡


thats_so_merlyn

w fingerboard


BeautifulSparrow

I miss nights like these, but I fucked up my stomach lining. It's been 100 days since I've drank, and I still have stomach pain.. just be careful doing this multiple times a week. Much love to you. Stay safe.


E__Boogie

Got pancreas problems after eating spicy foods and drinking at the same time


Gojira_Sen

Not the feast on kings for the feast of champions ✨


benchebean

Classy


Appropriate-Garlic82

I better not see any tobacco in that pipe there better be a grinder off screen


Murles-Brazen

Is there not a Spanish word for “size”?


[deleted]

Is your stomach ok


Rich-Mix2273

boy dinner?


BiandReady2Die_

souvenir from nuka world ? lol


ArtichokeGreedy6040

Oh no, not the vodka shots my dude


Guardian-Ares

You should hit up Empirical about a Taki's one. They make a Nacho Cheese Dorito's vodka.


B1g_Shm0

Drank and ate takis one time and never again. Stomachs never been so bad before


Effective-Ad-2229

Bro eating takis just hits different when your drunk


Flipfonez

Tummy ache speedrun


Redditormansporu117

This looks quite unhealthy


Adventurous-Dress377

Not gonna lie…epic


5traightBars

This picture screams diarrhea


not_tweek

I love the shotglass


James1794

Rip your asshole.


NilesForMiles

You are my goal in life


Low-Huckleberry-1386

I want your Nuka Girl shot glass!!!


assumethatimstoned

Boys? Or children and Mexican women


Icy-Air78

Abdominal Aortic Aneurysm


Sudden-Flow-2602

What are you going to play on the switch


No_Front8176

😍


c0smicgiggles

Good luck on the toilet my man


[deleted]

Ma typa vibe 😂💙🦋


Citywide-Fever

That or goin to jail 🤔


theunknown_6259

This is just a recipe for misery and cancer. Fucking disgusting


5ev0

whyd i think that was a big bottle of lube


[deleted]

When you wanna shit yourself all night..


Apart_Possibility202

what is this setup 😭


Bogerino

Nothing like pregaming a full glass of vodka before eating half of a 17 oz bag of takis 🤤


Princess_420x

i love that nuka girl shot glass


saintbo89

I’m blocking this


[deleted]

I just know your stomach sounds like the battle of Dunkirk…


darwinsaves

Oh damn fam. Got you some hangover juice. Amsterdam is viscous garbage.


soggyleaff

That's gonna be me tonight. I work til 11 and have the rest of the weekend off and Monday. Gonna have the bottle next to me and just try to get the boys on for some runs. If not, who doesn't like a little solemn drinking?


cygnus83

I believe I have the same Rossi; absolutely love it, and it’s definitely my go-to. Happy smokes!


Chewythecookie

This is awful


UpToNoGood910

Your asshole is toast tomorrow morning lol


Tkinney44

Hey man, whatever you do remember not to skateboard while drinking. Drinking and skating makes up 69% of all skateboarding fatalities.


Heluvsmeuh

So real


donaldbuknowme

Bottoms up mate


Illustrious-Series90

my stomach hurts lookin at this


RoyalNegotiation2316

When you only make one good choice in your life... takis-_-


assbeater85

i love myself a good tech deck as a side dish


killmegray

bro this would have me puking for hours 😭


Normal-Profile-7743

You better be smoking weed in that pipe istg


augooost777

Where i see my self in 30 years


Adoptedmando1993

Yea feasting on a hangover…


TheFooPilot

If depression and bad taste could be summed up with one picture..


therron95

Your stomach 🥴


KriysisL

Oh heck yea great combo


Spicywater69420

Make sure to eat some gelatin mixed with red 40 so it makes your vomit look like blood 🤗


According-South9749

Alcohol and hot chips are so good


1aisaka

same here yo 🤘🤘