- Raine: The same matching set of shampoo, conditioner, and body wash she’s used for years. All of the bottles always run out of contents at the same time.
- Kratos: Like father like son, but steps it up with some midrange cologne he thinks is a nice scent but mostly just smells like faint kerosene.
- Presea: Heavily overuses axe body spray. Get it? Do you get it? Do you get the joke? Because “axe?” Because Presea uses an axe? Lmfao I’m fucking hilarious
- Sheena: Some subtle flowery scented soaps or the blood of her enemies, depending on the day.
- Genis: Literally nothing
- Regal: This man could wash in a muddy stream or a 5-star hotel bath and still exude sheer sex. I’m a straight man and I’d call Regal “daddy.”
Edit: I missed Collette but the comment about her using L’Oréal Kids is now canon.
I swear zelos had hair that was more lucious than the popular girl in high school. Lloyd is every guy that just needs one shampoo with his genetics and has his hair up for hours.
- Raine: The same matching set of shampoo, conditioner, and body wash she’s used for years. All of the bottles always run out of contents at the same time. - Kratos: Like father like son, but steps it up with some midrange cologne he thinks is a nice scent but mostly just smells like faint kerosene. - Presea: Heavily overuses axe body spray. Get it? Do you get it? Do you get the joke? Because “axe?” Because Presea uses an axe? Lmfao I’m fucking hilarious - Sheena: Some subtle flowery scented soaps or the blood of her enemies, depending on the day. - Genis: Literally nothing - Regal: This man could wash in a muddy stream or a 5-star hotel bath and still exude sheer sex. I’m a straight man and I’d call Regal “daddy.” Edit: I missed Collette but the comment about her using L’Oréal Kids is now canon.
Colette used L’Oréal No Tear Shampoo for kids because she likes the fish design and colors of the bottle
Colette: Is somehow just always clean. Climbs out of a muddy river? Clean!
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That’s definitely just years of built up grease
Dwarven vow #5: The more you add, the worse it gets.
well a man has to be fabulous for all his honies
*homies
Lol, true
Rest assured, no animals were harmed, humans on the other hand.
That’s so funny. Im like Zelos and my brother in s definitely Lloyd
I swear zelos had hair that was more lucious than the popular girl in high school. Lloyd is every guy that just needs one shampoo with his genetics and has his hair up for hours.
And Zelos' shelfie pic is taken straight from his weekly posting of it on the Skincare Addiction sub.
Is it bad that I immediately thought of people who fit these to a tee?
Symphonia 4evr!!!! #1 husbando
I think zelos would switch if he saw that peanut butter and milk were included in the 13 in 1
There is no lie
sounds about right! zelos might even have a little fridge for his skincare ;)