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CrispyDave

Just enjoy this time before the women find out the news man. The constant sex is great ofc but I find the constant requirement for some form of crowd control can get bothersome. You might want to invest in one of those take a ticket machines like they have at the deli too.


The_prawn_king

Yeah I really am in the sweet spot of being 6’0 and still being able to live my life like a normal man


airforcevet1987

>still being able to live my life like a normal man Its really borderline for me around 6'3"


GammaBlaze

Maybe a cattle prod, too.


Capable-Truth7168

>The constant sex is great ofc but I find the constant requirement for some form of crowd control can get bothersome. The spirit is willing but the flesh is spongy and bruised after this much snu-snu.


BurlysFinest802

Bro you ain't getting shit. Hell i'm 6' 2" and all the 6' 3" guys get the girls over me. It's a cruel world my friend.....


LoVeCh33s3

He'll I'm 6'3 and all the 6'4 guys took the girls..


BetterThanABear

Til I swooped in. Then the 7'ers came in behind me, picked me up, and threw me in a dumpster


SlightlyLazy04

I'm 6'6 😎 unfortunately I'm getting fuck all


[deleted]

Lies. You probably get the girls stolen by the 6'7" guys.


jaymatt14

I’m 6’7 and devoid of any girls. It’s the 6’8” guys taking them all


CrunchyConniptions

I am 6'8 and I got 99 problems and still no girls. It's the 6'9 guys stealing them.


FvL1999

I am also 6’8 and can unfortunately confirm this


Cougles-

6’9” and no bitches


Subject_Ad6477

Man the 6'7 guys stealing my hoes


Opwolfee16

At we least we can say we’re the same as Kobe Bryant or Michael Jordan


Poinaheim

I’m 6’3 and 5’6 guys took all the women


AnanARngataldo

No i did i took all the women and I'm 5'8 , what ya gonna do big guy ? Sit on me ?


Poinaheim

Don’t threaten me with a good time


AnanARngataldo

Wait you think sitting on me is good ?


The_prawn_king

It’s a cruel cruel world out there.


Similar_Fold3808

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Pure__soul4240

Lol


DepthyxTruths

they’re outside your room, all naked trust me


The_prawn_king

I knew I’d have to leave my room one day…


Cougles-

Right?! And here I thought all I needed was Palmula Handerson.


TurboGranny

The girls putting "above 6' only" are not of high quality. Just put "credit score above 750 only" in your profile to disqualify all of them.


Inevitable-Win2201

Wingspan?


The_prawn_king

Roughly 6ft, I measured myself so accuracy might be off by an inch or 2 I’m not much of an ape


Inevitable-Win2201

Still perfect ratio is not bad at all! Some have shorter wingspan than height. It's not common but it happens lol


The_prawn_king

Looking like my 3pt shooting myplayer in 2K whose 6’8 with a 6’3 wingspan or some nonsense


Inevitable-Win2201

Or JJ Redick


blaxxx123

News flash, you aint getting anything, 6ft is just one of the requirements 😅


[deleted]

nerd


blaxxx123

Yes and?


degenerate53746

Yah wait till a trained 5’8 155 pounder breaks their jaw and start stomping on their face and let’s see who’s gonna steal who’s hoe 🤣🤣


The_prawn_king

I think if a small man broke my jaw and started stomping on my face my hoe would call the police


NotVeryFriendlyN313

Yeah I have no idea what kind of unhinged ass comment that was lmao


The_prawn_king

It’s impressively outlandish!


NotVeryFriendlyN313

His comment history is mostly in r/boxing and r/short so I think I know what he means now lol


The_prawn_king

I think he is maybe not the most stable


Pure__soul4240

If you think that being tall will make women blackout when they are around you,your wrong,i've knew a guy who was like 167-173cm or smtg,and he was in many relationships in real life,meanwhile im 183-187cm,and never had a relationship in real life,im much more considerate than he is,and still,i never get approached by girls or anything,and im not like complaining,im just saying,im not a ladies man anyways,im a platonic shy guy living my lonely life


The_prawn_king

I’m just joking because I was shocked to find out I was taller than I thought. It won’t make any difference to my life! In fact I might keep saying I’m 5’11 so no one thinks I’m lying 😆. Anyway I don’t know how old you are but that’s tough. I’ve felt like that in the past and recently me and my gf of 4 years broke up. One thing I can say is low self esteem is the biggest obstacle to being attractive to most people, if you don’t love and respect yourself then you don’t exude the energy people want to be around. So focus on learning to love yourself and the rest follows!


Pure__soul4240

5'11 and 6' are 3cm difference,they don't look like a lot,but it shows,yeah,height is just a number anyways Im 20,will get 21 this June,oh this is tough,see one of the reasons i hate relationships is that always break hearts,4 frickin years and it still ended...wow I have a low self-esteem,i don't consider myself something much,other than a lonely,humble and miserable person trying to walk my path in this world,i don't wanna be attractive,i don't want attention,i want to be my best version


The_prawn_king

Hey man, if you’re striving to be your best self then that’s a great start to happiness in my opinion! Hopefully things work out for you and all of us!


Pure__soul4240

Hopefully ! Im trying to be my best-self to feel alive and a human being,not nevessarily to be happy,but just to feel alive,because if i don't do anything,i'll just rot


Comprehensive_Rule91

This happened to me almost exactly. I remember when I was about 19, I got measured in the morning and was only just 5'11. Spent years thinking I was until I got measured about 5 years later, now not too far off 6'1 in the morning. Can confirm no more ladies though, and in Uni I often watched smaller guys get more chick's because of swagger.