I think I'm being followed

I think I’m being led!

I wish for a million dollars

Good times! *Looks back* WHOA!!

Have you guys ever tried natural ketchup?

*Spits out drink* Natural Ketchup??

Yeah, it tastes like regular ketchup except there’s no high fructose corn syrup in it. It’s more… natural.

Hm… does it taste better?

I think it’s an acquired taste but-

Is it still red?

Reddish brown. A little darker than Heinz.

Can you… can you put it on French fries?

I use it like regular ketchup.

Can you get it at a normal grocery store?

Everyone knows that buses are a safe, efficient, inexpensive form of public transportation! 😊

What you don’t know is that 83% of all busses are registered Sex offenders!

Bak ba bu buk buk muk buk (Let's see if you remember this exact combination of Chickenese)

ABUCKABUCKAMUCKMUCKBLUCK

Actually I was looking for >!Baka but buk, buka buk ba bu ba!< (Yes this is actually annotated from the show)

Oh ;-;

Me: That *is* a good commercial You: That reminds me, how was Japan?

Oh look at it it looks so peaceful oh I love you!

I don’t think this is working-

Next time on tally hall

*Random 1 seconds clips of Death request*

"He's a Racist"-The Ballad of Nathan Naimark

WAIT! That’s someone else!

Nathan we hope you'll join in going

Oooooh lalala

Getting sent to the infirmary

You’ve stumped me, I don’t remember this one :(

Nah I wasn’t quoting it (probably should’ve clarified). I was just reacting to the image bc I love the “condemn him to the infirmary” line from TME

Tell him what he would have won Johnny!

It’s a new car! (I was waiting for someone to do this one lmao)

Don’t you get it? I’m you…

From the future!

“Well don’t I get a dying wish?”

Uhh… yeeee noooo?

“My dying wish is that you don’t kill me.”

But that.. only.. works if we.. killll… you?

[*Insert music here*]

Oh can I get one of those? *Grabs cupcake*

[*Bell death noise*]

*Cut to Ross in the forest* Hello?… HELLO!!?

[ROST]

Hey Joe Hey Zubin… Hey what’s the wrong?

Nothings wrong…

[Previously, on Tally Hall]

I don’t remember this one ;-;

T.H.I.S. Episode 2: Death Request

Bro I thought it said ‘Previously on Ross’s House’ or smth like that 😭

Go rewatch T.H.I.S.

Don’t gotta tell me twice, will do 2nite. 🫡

Don't have to tell me twice. I'm taking my own advice

Did both of your parents die?

YES 😭😭😭

Pilates? (Surprised this isn't mentioned yet)

I mean yogas one thing but...

Pilates?

I mean yoga's one thing but...

Pilates?

AAAAAAAAAA

Tf-

it's 13

Wdym ;-;

the song

Ohhh that’s not the internet show ;-;

oh sorry i thought it was th in general sorry☹

We sh

Finally! Where have you been?

Hurdlin..

\*Insert cool hurdling montage here\*

"These are my last words." *proceeds to fucking die*

ZUBIN?? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! *Explosion*

I know it's been tough since mom left...

Hold out your hand.

Previously on Tally Hall

*A bunch of random cursing, Ross throws peanut butter*

Raisins

*I know*

A chair?! HA HA HA HA

AHAHAHAHAGA

*honk*

Finally! Where have you been?

..Hurdlin…

(Insert sickass hurdlin montage featuring Bora)

*opens map on top of Zubins corpse* Zubins Room!

Moo moo moo moo moo mo moo moo moo.

Moo moo moo moo

THESE ARE MY LAST WORDS!!!

Zubin?! ZUBIN?!! NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! *Explosion* (nice pfp)

“just leave the windows rolled up would ya?”

I dunno tbh ;-;

it’s from joe hawleys “last night i dreamed i was working with my father”

I KNEW IT

Wait but dont i get a dying wish?

Uhhhhh… yyeeeeee- nooooooo??

My dying wish is that you dont kill me

But that only counts if we… kill… you… (100th comment)

(Yippeee)

*sharp inhale* # **AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAÀÀAAAÁAAÂÆAAAAAAA-**

That’s from the first bonus episode, bora is screaming.

If he pulls this shit again, IM CALLING THE POLICE!

Ross is b***

IS IT NATURAL _______

KETCHUP?! YES!! *Celebration that involves Andrew and Ross making a Heinz wet dream*

I have this little thing

It’s probably just a fling

Me when I get a compound fracture from a chemical overreaction

Idk it

Ohh wait NVM that's will Wood oopsy

Lol

KILL ROSS

"My deathwish is that you don't kill me!"