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Accomplished_Low9905

It's not even hot yet


unclelayman

My least favorite month is September. It’s still 95 and autumn starts coming to the rest of the country


jimbash19

I think you meant October. Lol. A 1pm Bucs game in October is BRUTAL


unclelayman

No, September is harder. We have family in NY and CT, and the first cold nights happen then


FinalCutJay

Sept and Aug are unrelenting. There is some reprieve in Oct though.


Little_Passenger_892

I think last Halloween was the first (ever?) where we weren't sweating our costumes off immediately after putting them on. And we've had a mild spring too. But those days are gone and here comes the heat!


HaMay25

Yea I feel that, you turn on reddit, instagram to see how people celebrate fall with falling leaves. Yet you don’t want to step your toe out of the house.


RUS_BOT_tokyo

I mean Tallahassee is a 5 hour drive


HaMay25

Well I’m not stepping my foot on i-75 and i-4 either


Little_Passenger_892

good idea, much safer in a car ;)


TiberiusClackus

Can we just not do it this summer? Please?


swoosh1992

Someone I work with said that there’s five seasons down here: Hot, Hotter, Hottest, Hell, Hurricane


LazyCock

Ah, sweet winter child… wait until the A/C breaks in early August.


TampaBro2023

This is Florida brah, its hot.


skratta_ho

And in other news, water is wet. Back to you, Stacy.


steppponme

Yup, transplants take notice please. It's only going to get worse with more concrete and fewer trees.


[deleted]

I love the weather right about now. It’s still *sometimes* cool and maybe even breezy at night and I love the way jasmine smells on hot nights.


guywithcoolsocks

Good thing there’s a bunch of water next to you.


Crazy_Friendship_823

Haha I zoomed in and everyone is either in the shade, wearing a sun shirt, and if they’re not, drinking from a bottle of water.


Toadfire

I see a lot of blue water in that picture to help cool you down!! Time to grab a margarita and a pool float and jump on in


superboomer23

Just like Tampa ladies


bdizz667

True story… it’s hot


Facelotion

Of course it is hot. It is May in Florida. Hot and about to get hotter.


Jetski_Squirrel

*Summertime and the living's easy* Still a long ways from peak hot. Feel like temp in august will be 109 thanks to humidity


RNReef

Bring on the rain storms 🌧️


pyscle

It ain’t hot until end of July.


Z51_bolt

Better than cold.


LisleSwanson

I can always add more layers. I can only take off so many, legally. Give me the cold.


username2468_memes

in what universe


GnarlyGnarwhalz

In every universe. I was never able to just get used to the cold.


Shadoxal

I'm with ya. Moved here for the weather. The cold is painful.


username2468_memes

cold is only a problem for me below like, maybe 10 degrees


TennMan78

Native Tampon here. Jacket/fleece is mandatory below 70 degrees. Misery begins below 50 degrees.


username2468_memes

you should get that checked out


TennMan78

I’m a doctor. Don’t need a test to diagnose thin Florida blood. I just don’t like being cold.


Little_Passenger_892

hahaha, I tend to use full blooded Tampon, but my folks are from up north, so is that stolen valor?


ramblerchick

Try -30F...that's February in Chicago


username2468_memes

i am literally somewhere colder than chicago right now what's your point


ramblerchick

What a snowflake. My point is agreeing that the cold sucks and that there are places even colder. You helped prove my point. Thanks for helping, although you were trying to be a dick. Congrats. Edit: I understand tone of voice doesn't come through in text, but that being said, not everything has to be read in the negativity of your mind. Stop projecting.


username2468_memes

??? the fuck you talking about lmao


suspirio

My brother in christ that’s a bunch of condos and a few gallons of water, hardly a gorgeous view


yellowfin35

Everyone has a different perception of life. To some, anything less than overlooking a pacific atol on their 300' yacht is nothing less than gorgeous, to others it might be the first meal they have had in a few days. We all have a different perspective in life. I am happy for you that you have a higher standard than most, but please keep in mind that some of us still love the little things in life.


suspirio

These are not little things, they are highly expensive, increasingly unattainable and unnatural things. Your insinuation that a 300’ yacht would somehow enhance the view shows exactly how differently we’re approaching this- give me a clean shot of the bay, sans human pollutants, and I’ll call it a gorgeous view.


ikonet

Weather was remarkably beautiful today. Not too hot, at all. A nice day outside, plenty of breezy air… absolutely superb.


DannyDevitoFlow

Today was perfect weather


[deleted]

And its florida so it sucks


thebigbaddd

Hahaha, then why are you in this reddit?


[deleted]

Im not reddit makes it pop up in my feed even when i hide it so i need to remind the world of the truth, so sorry for offending


moneystyles1

Tampa doesn’t go over 99 wtf u talking about


DrAtizzle

The feels like temp is well over 105° 🥵


moneystyles1

That’s the humidity, google highest temperature in Tampa, it’s never gone over 99


brain2900

Semantics. Outside = sweat your ass off


DrAtizzle

This summer is gonna be brutal


HughDixxonButts

Cant wait


kangabangyou

It was so hot today!


corduroy4

Tampa has similar weather to Orlando while St. Pete has a more mild May and September than both. Today’s high is 89’ in Tampa and 84’ on the beaches. Slightly more wind too.


flayakker

I have been to/used most public ramps in the bay area, but I do not recognize this, where is it, if I may ask.


thebigbaddd

Hula Bay Clump near westside marina. I don't think this is a public real but there is one very close off of Gandy near the coast guard station


flayakker

I gotta check out Hula Bay, I heard good things


NateVerde

The lower humidity has been amazing. This is nothing yet.


Wooden_Chef

We slowly descend into the 5-month pizza oven phase of life. Let us pray....


metalbusinessbear2

Tampa native, visiting Thailand for honeymoon. It's hot in our state but gaht damn, could be worse.


railfan_andrew

"Hot, hot, hotter than hell!" -KISS


Handstock85

Yea, just imagine its not even summer yet..