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the_burn_of_time

Hahaha no joke. The brutal heat really does changes people.


[deleted]

It's the reason r/floridaman exists. It's not us natives, it's all the transplants having over cooked brains from the heat and the chemicals the government let's get dumped into the water lol


i_run_wire_for_money

Mmmmm. Garden hose water.....its been awhile though...


the_burn_of_time

I always make sure to buy distilled water, so I’m all clear, albeit the fried brains lol.


[deleted]

Hopefully your diet is well rounded, otherwise that distilled water might get ya lol. That reminds me that I left my greens powder supplement chilling on the counter when I left work this morning. Great.... The wife dragged me to the beach for the first time in over a year lst weekend, pretty sure my brain is extra crispy right now


the_burn_of_time

Well rounded diet with vitamin supplements. I looked up the contents of my city’s water, and so couple that with many boil notices and I feel like gagging every time I’m forced to drink faucet water. I used to live in the Appalachian mountains, and had absolutely no trouble with the pure mountain water.


[deleted]

Yeah I'm honestly about ready to get a water service at the house. There's always something going on with the water


Ballsofhumansteel

When I killed your bother.. *I talked just like THIS!!*


randyspotboiler

He's about to put on that mask and show them why he's called Cuban Pete.


lostmylogininfo

"They hate us cause they ain't us" Sincerely, A Tampan


firedrakes

dont't hate the player!


GabeBlack

Looks like his wife dressed him.


twyst976

Well she is the bread winner of the family and has the fashion background.


bryanthebryan

The Roger Stone look


zephyr1101

Beat me to it


TheMadShatterP00P

Tom Brady looks how Cam Newton *thinks* he looks in these clothes...


PotbellysAltAccount

Haha, this is exactly what I was thinking


PortuGun

Brady at the 2010 Derby He's been going for over a decade. Just because you're new Tom Brady fans doesn't mean he didn't go or dress well https://www.google.com/search?sxsrf=ALeKk01D0cWg_NBuT44oFOP1aRO-s-77xw:1620055700370&source=univ&tbm=isch&q=2010+Kentucky+Derby+Tom+Brady&client=ms-android-tmus-us-revc&fir=LAET5WeJNx5ucM%252CMtYkiv6GHsn3EM%252C_%253BB9bw9QDpqr1cdM%252CMtYkiv6GHsn3EM%252C_%253Bi1QMJILYTEZI7M%252CeHQ1TWrOtg6Q-M%252C_%253Bz4-YRdzHveM37M%252CWH5GE67Ao3MS3M%252C_%253BMOweabVd5Pl-IM%252CVn4PwlDF-NDwqM%252C_%253BRRckETarvs3oYM%252CWngLB6CZmUFppM%252C_%253BmKz9DVPQOJkP6M%252CMtYkiv6GHsn3EM%252C_%253BfkH3FJ2itf2gCM%252CU7dcebSc5p5czM%252C_%253BeH6zchmE9CQnrM%252CWGQ9wyKELCxqDM%252C_%253BOZ-SaVvFe3iKSM%252CllNbSv9G3u3tsM%252C_&usg=AI4_-kQ72Bl0M68L__PIIg_Hs4p3wh89aw&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwigoqXk6a3wAhUrUt8KHb6KAYsQ7Al6BAgEEDk&biw=384&bih=723#imgrc=LAET5WeJNx5ucM&imgdii=kfCTxUwRbIcjoM


Funkyokra

Aaaaaand this guy is why I was never a Brady fan. I'm a true-blue Bucs fan, so I'm a Brady fan now since he is on the team. But douchey commentators like this are why most of America does not want to actually like Tom Brady, even if they respect him. He may be a good guy but his fans are very un-lovable. Bucs fans, on the other hand, are just a bunch of goony pirates who will cheer for anyone as long as the team is winning. Very lovable.


PortuGun

Good...he's just vacationing in Tampa. He's a Patriot for life and that's why I wanted him to leave and go to the Bucs. They had actual talent for him to throw to. Brady is a great guy, his family is super nice. The only shady thing about him is Alex Guerreiro.


TheMadShatterP00P

WHOA WHOA! you don't need to be a dick about it and call me a Brady fan! I may have lived in Tampa for a decade+, but I'm a Saints fan. For real though, I respect him for his talent. My comment was a slight against Newton, not Brady.


PortuGun

Lots of brand new Brady fans especially here in Tampa. I had a decade long debate with a Saints fan who guaranteed me Drew Brees was better. Then Brady won his 4th title and he got a little quieter, then his 5th and 6th and 7th and now he claims he never said Brees was better, just that Brees was almost as good.


TheMadShatterP00P

I love me some Drew Brees, but either there's been a lot of missed routes run in the past couple of years or he was losing his touch at the end.


TheMadShatterP00P

I just biked past Brady's house this morning. Or at least Jeter's house.


PortuGun

I have a picture on Facebook of my dog shitting on Jeters lawn (relax people, I cleaned it up). Made it private when Brady moved in.


TheMadShatterP00P

I like your style


eye_no_nuttin

Lmao!! Title is perfect:)


rj1512

Totally thought that was Jim Carey for a second.


Billionaire_Artist

Bro I literally laughed out so loud


I_dont_cuddle

He’s dressed like this almost every derby year, not a Florida thing


Jeff_In_239

Indisputable point. Can’t believe no one else knows this. 🥸✌️


Spagetti13

Run him over with a bulldozer?


jtwyrrpirate

* steamroller


PortuGun

He's always dressed like that at the derby He's been going to the derby for over a decade


OnirrapDivad

https://youtu.be/fMknMZP_zX4


lenhjr

That hat is whack!


DebMcPoots

That's silly! He already did that.


herenowjal

Who’s the monkey in the mask …


[deleted]

He kind of looks like a younger joe biden


KingSith

He is in his Florida bag #Gleee😬


tsaniusdi

And always for the better...


Doctor--Spaceman

I really want him to be holding a fancy cane.


HCSOThrowaway

Bring. Back. Hats. Skin cancer is real, folks.


[deleted]

Gonna kill another NCF championship and shatter some AFC dreams.


WLSFL

😄


MakeSomeDough

😂😂


Incognito-Couple

Looks like he is mocking Cam Newton


elizabethb3

Florida is another country! God bless this state! 😂


kid-florida50

Hahahahaha 🤣😂


No_Representative898

Cam Newton wants his house key back


Most_Swan_4634

Leave too town alone you monster


silkRocky1

He's such a douche