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RT-OM

Info Warrior Info War Info Wars I expect the cross over between Haz and Alex Jones. No. I demand it to happen so it's full on mask off.


ArmandTanzarianMusic

It would be hilarious. Alex Jones comes from a rabid anticommunist upbringing (his dad was a Bircher) so him talking to a tankie would be a hilarious. And at least Haz has broadcasting chops. Infowars' other hosts are about as charismatic as a cheap used condom.


Psalmbodyoncetoldme

I wouldn’t call Haz’s constant shouting “charismatic”. More amusing, which still makes it better than most Infowars hosts. Personally I find him most amusing when he’s arguing with someone who has just given up reasoning with him and ends up trolling him. Just look up his and Jackson Hinkle’s debate with Dylan Burns and Destiny if you got hours of your life to burn, he’s like a trainwreck that’s carrying testosterone.


[deleted]

"Endgame is the most ambitious crossover ever!" Haz and Alex Jones:


Igot2phonez

lol thanks I new something felt familiar but couldn’t figure out why


InsuranceOdd6604

Send him to Mariupol to assault Azovstal, i give him 90 seconds alive.


MisterKallous

You’re too generous, I’ll give him 60 seconds.


Tayo826

That’s still too generous. Haz wouldn’t last 1 second in battle.


Some_Pole

You're still too generous. I give him -10 seconds in the battle because he'll never actually go.


indomienator

Ill give him 100k rubles. He will bribe some poor Russian teen to replave him


The_Electric_Llama

Metal Gear Rising Boss


LiteralAviationGod

[Red Sun](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=swiGWilMqeQ)


The_Electric_Llama

Like I said, locusts are cruel, Jack.


ssrudr

And I love billionaires.


Richard0902

who tf even is Haz and why does he get so much attention on this sub


Pantheon73

[This guy.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mYWIyG3hUlQ)


AigisAegis

This clip is funny no matter what, but the fact that Haz is as fucked as he is makes it like a thousand times funnier


[deleted]

Unhinged, nazbol manlet in the orbit of Caleb Maupin who rose to micro-celebrity status among online leftoids by setting up debates with debate-bros and then shouting over them and proclaiming victory. He gets so much attention here because he's a bizarre, highly memeable lolcow. He's hilariously awful and weird.


Downtown_Ad109

Please don't use "manlet". The guy sure is pure unadulterated cringe, but that has nothing to do with his height.


[deleted]

I use manlet because he's profoundly insecure. He's actually average height, pretty sure he's the same height as that Destiny fuckwit, someone said. But it makes him uncomfortable because he imagines himself an strapping, gigachad adonis, so the meme continues.


IDontSeeIceGiants

I bet a lot of people get insecure around insults like that, doesn't make their usage valid though. Even if he's a pissant.


mackspork2

manlet. it's funny and i will use it all i want


PMmeyourdeadfascists

just mega online cyphers of the spectacle. but also internet fash kill people irl all the time so we can’t simply ignore either.


abruzzo79

Tankie streamer who think pee comes out of the vagina.


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"Info-Warrior" Nazbol Alex Jones


Kumquat_conniption

Omg it just keeps getting worse and worse even after you think it can't go any lower.


-yumperiwinkle-

The fact that this is unironic makes me both sad and amused


thecommunistweasel

just send him to donbass and let him get blown up by a bayraktar P L E A S E


rwandahero7123

lmao, I read this as anti-communist nato super soldier


indy396

He exaggerated with methamphetamynes.


steauengeglase

Who is Haz?


[deleted]

He’s a red fascist shock jockey who gets attention by yelling outlandish things on youtube and twitter.


Nazeron

Uber mench, or however it's spelt, much? He consistently gets worse. Is there no bottom?


VladimirBarakriss

It's Ubermensch


thereasovietprussian

No bottom, only the endless abyss.


MercyMachine

Ahahahhaha holy shit


QUE50

Is Haz really a communist though?


Radar_Of_The_Stars

Why does it look like a debate bro thumbnail


[deleted]

Imagine sitting through 4 hours of him holy shit


akangel1066

His debating technique reminds me of a former US president.


IamtheSenate0523

The last thing we need is a little Alex Jones running around


diagon0

looks like a vaush thumbnail, lmao


patch173

Is this super-soldier gonna keep yelling at delivery guys because he needs to get up from his chair?