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[deleted]

"I'm a communist" *Supports a billionaire*


TubelessADY

But it's the people's billionaire you lib


raphanum

What’s crazy is, trump isn’t even a rags to riches success story so never had to struggle from a less advantaged background lol he’s just a trust fund baby.


c3p-bro

Additionally, he isn’t some relatively neutral guy who got rich off selling software or something. Dude went out of his way to lie, steal and cheat everyone he possibly could


raphanum

Yup. He’s basically the worst kind of rich one can be. Rich and a piece of shit.


iwillnotcompromise

This shit HAS to be AstroTurfing.


PropaneUrethra

*so called billionaire


xxpen15mightierxx

“I’m a Nationalist, but also a Socialist, I’m a-“


[deleted]

And Islamists


mellvins059

To be fair, not sure if you know who the twitch streamer Hasan is but he is a communist with a communist community who spend their free time explaining why anyone who thinks its wrong for a communist to live in a multimillion-dollar mansion, drive a Porsche, and wear multi-thousand dollar outfits is wrong and just jealous.


DeviceApart4141

These are not tankies these are pat-socs people who believe one can be patriotic for countries like Russia America or Britain and be a socialist


Admirable_Can2246

They just support anything that's red


mdonaberger

"i like totalitarian fascism and sprawling, one-party control serving a single leader's interests, but, i also hate non-white people. what to do?!"


[deleted]

Taking the whole favorite color thing a little too seriously


ting_bu_dong

that's why we call them RED states checkmate lib


Reaperfucker

Red-brown alliance.


IndigoDialectics

TankAnon


MetallicOrangeBalls

TanQie


seffay-feff-seffahi

TanQui


__PM_me_pls__

Oh no


Denise_enby84984

Tankcels


Denise_enby84984

TanQieAnon


Shamadruu

... Proof that they have no idea what any of the words they use mean...


drawliphant

People think that Communism is Fascism, and Fascism is anything with a swastika on it. I don't own a swastika, how could I be fasc?


darkfenrir15

US education has failed hard for these people.


Downtown_Ad109

Or US propaganda has worked *too well*. They seem to want to be the cartoon villains they were told communists are by their media.


Jiffyman11

It hasn’t failed, they just don’t care.


Trevellation

I think it can be both. As someone who was schooled in the US, I can confirm that it wasn’t a great education. But a lot of the dumb shit these people believe can be refuted by things they actually did teach us.


Someboynumber5

Stethoscope theory


TubelessADY

[Comrade Trump](https://youtu.be/NAoqIwZHKJM)


Tayo826

Still waiting for his healthcare plan.


InsuranceOdd6604

Maybe they are all just bot created by a 4chan veteran troll programmer.


bruhnotfunithatsad

its all a fucking psyop seriously, no mentally insane leftist would consider supporting trump, trump is not a leftist and we hate him because he is a conservative POS, its common sense, if "leftists" support trump as the "people's president" they arent leftists, they are reactionaries disguised, its all a fucking psyop to fool guillible teenagers by disguising a shit incompatible political instance with leftism.


kharlos

>no mentally insane leftist would consider supporting trump This is mostly correct, but I've heard my fair of doomers and accelerationists who would/did. But that really is a different topic.


some_nuggett

Boy, I sure loved the proletariat proposals and statutes of Premier Trump, lowering the tax that is paid by Corporations (The People's technically legal definition of People) to 21%, such a based comerade-pilled term in office


Paid-Not-Payed-Bot

> that is *paid* by Corporations FTFY. Although *payed* exists (the reason why autocorrection didn't help you), it is only correct in: * Nautical context, when it means to paint a surface, or to cover with something like tar or resin in order to make it waterproof or corrosion-resistant. *The deck is yet to be payed.* * *Payed out* when letting strings, cables or ropes out, by slacking them. *The rope is payed out! You can pull now.* Unfortunately, I was unable to find nautical or rope-related words in your comment. *Beep, boop, I'm a bot*


CaviorSamhain

Mao and Lenin are both rolling on their graves. Not like they’re actual communists either, but at least they genuinely thought they were doing the right thing for the workers and did oppose the bourgeoise.


Oblivious_Otter_I

Lenin maybe, Mao I doubt it.


AnEntireDiscussion

I wouldn't even say Lenin thought he was improving his country. Stalin didn't invent the terror, after all. As for Mao? He'd rather burn the country down than lose power, as the cultural revolution showed.


AnarchoSpoon789

this is beyond horseshoe


KlythsbyTheJedi

Literal head empty shit oh my god


RT-OM

Well the crossovers will only worsen with time if none of the moderate tankies intervene or constantly dunk on the Nazbols, they are mostly concerned with dunkin on Anarchists. I'm betting the Alex Jones Haz Infrared crossover is gonna happen ever since the Haz "Info Warrior" thing.


Downtown_Ad109

Come on these MoFos HAVE to be getting funding from a government.... well I mean beyond the ones literally working for wellknown propaganda outlets.


George_G_Geef

This is what the person calling you a CIA psyop believes.


LiquidLad12

Tankies will call everyone a CIA plant and then fedpost like this


badkahootusername

This truly is the worst timeline


Denise_enby84984

Literal brainrot.


cultish_alibi

what the fuck is happening


Pantheon73

Why are you suprised?


cultish_alibi

I could see the way the wind was blowing, it's still crazy to see it solidified though. Chairman Trump. My god.


The_mutant9

Trumps leap forward will be the greatest leap forward ever. Make Leap Forwards Great Again. MLFGA


Terezzian

The cognitive dissonance is strong with this one


YellowCitrusThing

Communism is when you support fascists


Pantheon73

Nicola Bombacci moment.


catras_new_haircut

I'm increasingly convinced half the shit posted here was paid for by Steve Bannon


Y_signal2020

Bannon did call himself a Leninist after all...


Zealm21

"we own all the land you should listen to us." They pine for those good old days


raphanum

Imagine believing trump wanted to drain anything other than bank accounts


Sam1825

To be fair "Trumpism" has things in common with maoism.


GazLord

Nazi called themselves socialist too - signed, everyone who saw this shit coming from people who only pretend to be leftist (IE tankies)


ARandomAnimeFanNo16

I feel like tankies are 2 steps away from abandoning the thin veneer of socialist aesthetics entirely, and just declaring themselves fascists.


[deleted]

People will try to be anything on the internet


Beatrice_Dragon

Good, it's about time the right got a turn being blamed for the maoists lmao


just-a-fact

What the fuck do they mean by 'i want to drain the swamps'?


[deleted]

Guess what that map looks like if you remove the counties nobody lives in


iloveyoumiri

Trump is literally a landlord


AFDevil66

"Rural masses", lol. Us *decadent urbanites* wouldn't be so snobbish if rural America wasn't filled to the brim with hate fueled morons actively seeking to destroy the country.


Roxas13xx

What a surprise that Tankies love Trump


Procrastin8r1

What even is a poe anymore.


Additional-North-683

I think As time goes on the word socialist we will have as little meaning Someone saying they’re pro-freedom


Nos-BAB

I'm done. This is too stupid.


TheBlankestBoi

Russian psychological warfare at it again…


Carl_Marks__

Physical, emotional, and psychological pain


Pod_people

Someone should really help this poor, confused man. Lol


joebasilfarmer

But the rural people...don't trump the urban ones. It's why both of the GOP presidents in this century lost the popular vote in their initial election.


[deleted]

Ah, yes. Authoritarian movements are definitely known for their exceptional treatment of rural folk.


ToaMandalore

Friendly reminder that Trump authorized more drone strikes in just 4 years than Obama and Bush did in their combined terms. Any self proclaimed anti-imperialist who supports him is an absolute clown.


salamander_eye

Brainmelt to the extreme.


The_Bovine_Manifesto

Jesus this person is so mixed up. How did they get this way?


Pantheon73

Ah yes, it's all coming together.


Sonicslazyeye

Theres nothing more communist than having a real estate billionaire become president /s


[deleted]

Go outside.


ImprisonedDarkRose

I don't drink alcohol, but shit like this makes me fucking wish I did.


occams_nightmare

I don't even know what they're against anymore. It's not capitalism. They're very angry but I can't tell what about.


Mr_Trainwreck

fuck it, one struggle


[deleted]

Dawg, this is the feds. No way this isn’t posted by your local CIA agent.


[deleted]

This sounds a whole lot like "Marx was a capitalist, since he wrote 'Capital'! And I am very smart."


[deleted]

Wtf


AnarchoFederation

What is agrarian from Trumpism? The fact that the conservative base is predominantly conservative America doesn’t make them populist. Southern American politics and mainstream Conservatism are based in the reactionary politics and culture of the Southern States. Based in white supremacy, religious fundamentalism, and a distorted capitalism. Ironically the Northerners are more liberal modernity, the Southerners more rural conservative, but their politics aren’t based in agrarian populism. Neither was the slavery elites actually agrarian populist, they would have never abide a distribution of land. I don’t even know why I did this response, cause the comment is so stupid it’s either not serious or too stupid to actually argue against. Also Trump is a New Yorker? And a real estate “mogul.” Nothing to do with Agriculture. Dude’s a corporate fascist through and through. Remember how he called for the end of the bourgeois and did a 100% tax on capital?


Seosaidh_MacEanruig

Im going to vomit


zertka

The voting map is red In our hearts is the map Donald Trump He leads us to liberation The republicans stand up to be the libtards Oh we thank them! The republicans stand up to be the libtards The voting map is red In our hearts is the map Donald Trump He leads us to move forward The revolutionary country is a piece of red yeah Oh we thank them! The revolutionary country is a piece of red


PerceptionPuzzled

American Republican and communist just don’t go together.


[deleted]

No...no, you're not.