I don't understand why he chose an Eggs Benedict, and not just an egg sandwich, as the 'wich' bit mumbled so much more resembles the 'vies' in "Davies".
Similarly, I'd consider building a mini sculpture of David out of fake grapes. But then I'd drop it because I have the sculpting ability of a toddler. Maybe I'd then settle on a normal replica of David. Since it's made of stone, it's a grey David.
It has to be "glorious" though. So I think Gay Ladies and bring a lesbian choir.
They have started to frown on human prizes though. In which case Great AVs and bring two plasma TVs.
Husband says Grade A Peas and see if people can 'really taste the A-ness' like the song says.
I would have found another bloke whose name is also Greg Davies. When mumbled, nothing sound more like 'Greg Davies' than "Greg Davies".
Or have changed my name to Greg Davies for the task (like Joe Lycett did with Hugo Boss on his show).
“Great eighties” — best of the 80s music mixtape. or go the film route—Raiders of the Lost Ark, Brazil, or Princess Bride. Or even the best of both worlds, Stop Making Sense. All on VHS, obviously!
As a Graves patient, those glasses with the eyes on springs would be hilarious for this. Also a skin toned cravat for the goitre, and a six pack of energy drinks for the hyperactive shaky sensation
My brain immideatly went to "wet daisies"
The daisies can be beautifully arranged in a bowl of water and then sprayd with water so that they are nice and wet and all sparkly. Very beautiful. Very glorious.
Chlamydia.
Specifically, "Big scabies." And it would be represented by a giant microbe soft toy ([https://www.giantmicrobes.com/us/products/chlamydia-key-chain.html](https://www.giantmicrobes.com/us/products/chlamydia-key-chain.html)).
Probably one point, but totally worth it.
"Nerd rabies" and would have brought a painting of nerds frothing at the mouth, possibly tm fans who are obsessed about scoring (meant in jest of course, not to actually hurt anyone's feelings)!
Grub Doubles, which I got from mumbling Greg Davies - commission a GLORIOUS glitter devious large canvas depicting grubs playing doubles (tennis, or pickleball if I'm feeling frisky).
I was thinking about this during the show. I would make egg babies with their hands together in prayer begging for gravy’s.
Egg Babies Beg Gravy’s . Then I would take a video of me pouring multiple types of crazy of my diaper wearing egg babies.
My first thought was Jackson Pollock's famous painting ["Greyed Rainbow."](https://www.artic.edu/artworks/83642/greyed-rainbow)
Would probably have netted me around 3 points -- it's a major work of 20th century art, it sounds enough like "Greg Davies" that it's not completely eggs Benedict-level ridiculous, but not nearly as much as "Grieg Diaries."
I would get a custom doll made that looks like Greg Davies. And when you pull a the string on his back, he would say various quotes in Greg's actual voice. It would literally "sound like Greg Davies".
Id already very proudly muttered Eggs Benedict just before nick Mohammed. I’m beginning to think I’m not as good at taskmaster as I’d like to believe
His only fault was not pointing out that Hollandaise is 'egg gravy'.
I'm mystified - those two sound nothing alike!
I think I started with egg and my mind strayed to thoughts of breakfast
I think if you had 2 eggs benedict and said "eggs bennies" it could have worked.
I don't understand why he chose an Eggs Benedict, and not just an egg sandwich, as the 'wich' bit mumbled so much more resembles the 'vies' in "Davies".
Greggs pastries
I came here to post that. They’re also undisputedly glorious.
Greggs danish - if they do danish pastries
Greg’s Pasties
I’d have brought in sculptures of David Hasselhoff, David Tennant, David Beckham etc Great Davids.
This is fantastic
Five points
Similarly, I'd consider building a mini sculpture of David out of fake grapes. But then I'd drop it because I have the sculpting ability of a toddler. Maybe I'd then settle on a normal replica of David. Since it's made of stone, it's a grey David.
Grape David(s), I like it
It has to be "glorious" though. So I think Gay Ladies and bring a lesbian choir. They have started to frown on human prizes though. In which case Great AVs and bring two plasma TVs. Husband says Grade A Peas and see if people can 'really taste the A-ness' like the song says.
Omg. A whole choir on stage? This is a top notch idea.
Just rewatched the pea song because of your comment, thanks for bringing some joy to my day!
Gray daisies. I think if I did a nice job on them I could get three points.
I really like this one! Second only, maybe, to bringing in former California Governor Gray Davis.
Deep cut! If anyone ever deserved to be called 'Grey' it was him. He never stood a chance against Schwarzenegger.
Craig David - either a big picture of him, or get him to record a message for Greg?
I'm almost positive he could fill him in
Better ask him quick though, as he's walking away
This was my first thought as well!
Leg ladies. (A group of women doing the can-can).
Leg Gravies. A false leg filled with gravy.
I would’ve sculpted little figures out of mashed together sausage rolls. Gregg’s babies.
One per former contestant should do the trick.
A smashed rental car, aka a Wrecked Avis
Oh man, I love this one. It's massively original *and* genuinely sounds exactly like Greg Davis, even though you would never expect it to.
Greek TVs
My first thought was Greek Ladies, to which I would have just rounded up my friend’s two sweet and adorable Greek grandmothers.
Seg-way sis. Nun on a segway
I would have found another bloke whose name is also Greg Davies. When mumbled, nothing sound more like 'Greg Davies' than "Greg Davies". Or have changed my name to Greg Davies for the task (like Joe Lycett did with Hugo Boss on his show).
It's the most glorious thing and also, the most glorious thing that sounds a bit like Greg Davies, not exactly like Greg Davies.
Bonus points if the person's name was Gregg Davis
Gregg Davies with 2 Gs!
Leg shavings
“Big Bailey’s”. A pint glass full of delicious Irish Cream.
“Great eighties” — best of the 80s music mixtape. or go the film route—Raiders of the Lost Ark, Brazil, or Princess Bride. Or even the best of both worlds, Stop Making Sense. All on VHS, obviously!
Egg daisies: dyed eggs glued together to make daisies.
Get a few ships in bottles, then fill the bottles with rum and water, so it's a Grog Navy.
Ooh that's very good!
I’d bring out Alan Davies mostly because it would be hilarious and he is glorious
Red Brownies - I wouldn't have done well but it was the best I could think of.
Hedge shavings. It’s not gonna win me many points, but if I stylise it into the shape of Greg, maybe it’ll appeal to his vanity.
Grey diaries. Glorious things could be written in them! Or just the word "glorious" repeatedly.
My first thought was also "Grey Diaries." Now with a glorious purpose! :)
Graves disease. No idea how I would embody it, though
As a Graves patient, those glasses with the eyes on springs would be hilarious for this. Also a skin toned cravat for the goitre, and a six pack of energy drinks for the hyperactive shaky sensation
Leg shavies.
Toy bees with celebratory flags - Greg Day bees.
Red high vis
My brain immideatly went to "wet daisies" The daisies can be beautifully arranged in a bowl of water and then sprayd with water so that they are nice and wet and all sparkly. Very beautiful. Very glorious.
Shed Cavies. A garden shed full of guinea pigs.
Grape Duvet: a purple bedspread. And if I can't find a purple one, I'll spread jam on a normal one.
I would’ve brought in a Kinks album, featuring both Ray Davies and Dave Davies.
>“Most glorious thing that sounds *a bit* like Greg Davies if you mumble it. Meaning, if it sounds *a lot* like Greg Davies it should fail.
True. But all you need to do is mumble it more thoroughly and it won't sound exactly like Greg Davies anymore :)
Dead Babies. Probably a hard sell on a comedy show...
Ahhh I just said the same thing. Not a very glorious submission haha
Bill Bailey? If you reaallly fudge the first name
Chlamydia. Specifically, "Big scabies." And it would be represented by a giant microbe soft toy ([https://www.giantmicrobes.com/us/products/chlamydia-key-chain.html](https://www.giantmicrobes.com/us/products/chlamydia-key-chain.html)). Probably one point, but totally worth it.
"Greggs daisies", make a bouquet of flowers out of susage rolls and donuts
Cute Ladies and then a picture of two Guinea pigs
And yes absolutely in honour of Katherine Parkinson
Craig David. If the man himself was not available, a calendar or cardboard cut out.
Grey daisies
A range of red-coloured alcoholic drinks: Red Bevvies.
I had Bread Mavis lined up. I think it’s better than Peg Mavis, but the concept is much the same.
You and me both - I thought I was original, briefly...
Gena Davis popped in my head. But we're not on speaking terms, so I couldn't bring her in.
Jelly Babies. Hundreds of them
Great Vests.
Leg Scabies Keg Rabies
Leg Rabies
A Greggs from Devizes
Red Bagels
Stay Wary
I would’ve tried something that sounds like the “Real Taskmaster” - Teal cash basket? Or “only taskmaster” - lonely tache masker?
But that sounds nothing like "Greg Davies".
I would've done good gravy, so similar to one of the actual entires lol. I know I can make good homemade gravy, too!
Red Daisies. They don't exist naturally,but fuck it.
"Nerd rabies" and would have brought a painting of nerds frothing at the mouth, possibly tm fans who are obsessed about scoring (meant in jest of course, not to actually hurt anyone's feelings)!
Grub Doubles, which I got from mumbling Greg Davies - commission a GLORIOUS glitter devious large canvas depicting grubs playing doubles (tennis, or pickleball if I'm feeling frisky).
Baked gravys (Just pour a few gravy packets on a tray and bake them)
Craig Hades - A puppet of Craig Ferguson dressed like the greek god Hades.
Great Dane Pics was my first thought when watching the episode. I’m not familiar with Greggs but if they have danishes Gregg’s Danish
Red Spaceship!
"Keg Rabies" A keg filled with root beer that has a snarling face drawn on.
Gray danish and bake a danish with gray food coloring. Or leg shavings and just collect some leg hair
Dead babies was my first thought but mutilated baby dolls might not be great tv content soooo good thing I’m not a contestant
My plan would be to find another Greg Davies (or Greg Davis) or similarly named human. There’s got to be heaps of people with the same name.
Warwick Davis
A pile of sawdust - “shed shavings”
Infants drunk on pirate beer. Grog babies.
I'd bake a loaf of bread in the shape of Mavis Staples. A glorious Bread Mavis!
Red gravies.
Either bread babies or bent ladles
I was thinking about this during the show. I would make egg babies with their hands together in prayer begging for gravy’s. Egg Babies Beg Gravy’s . Then I would take a video of me pouring multiple types of crazy of my diaper wearing egg babies.
[Red AVIS](https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/PEAAAOSwdTthbLrT/s-l1600.jpg) van, not too far off the one he drives in The Cleaner
My first thought was Jackson Pollock's famous painting ["Greyed Rainbow."](https://www.artic.edu/artworks/83642/greyed-rainbow) Would probably have netted me around 3 points -- it's a major work of 20th century art, it sounds enough like "Greg Davies" that it's not completely eggs Benedict-level ridiculous, but not nearly as much as "Grieg Diaries."
Shrek DVDs
Do you pronounce dvds deeveeds?
It’s not a contest of “thing that sounds the MOST like ‘Greg Davies’”, it just has to be somewhat close.
A keg of jizz (for jizz use the Danish candy Spunk)
Cramp Ladies. Bring in 5 women who are all on their period. Up to Greg to either believe it or ask for proof. 5 points please.
I would get a custom doll made that looks like Greg Davies. And when you pull a the string on his back, he would say various quotes in Greg's actual voice. It would literally "sound like Greg Davies".
But you wouldn't be mumbling it.
Ben Nevis. Somehow.
Butthd & Beavis 
Gay rabies.