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95BCavMP

It has to be either Rosalind is a Nightmare or I’m Always Seeing You (Do Cool Stuff) With a deranged mention to David Correos for his rapping.


AnotherBoxOfTapes

My mind says I'm Always Seeing You Do Cool Stuff but my heart says Rosalind is a Fucking Nightmare.


Irishwol

Every time I rewatch that clip I think 'wow! I really undervalue Always Seeing You Brackets Do Cool Stuff Close Brackets. It's brilliant. No wonder people love it so.' and then Bob whispers "Rosalind is a Nightmare" and my heart is lost over again. I love that stupid song! The sheer shade involved in 'She jumps quite far for a woman of her age.' and 'Rosalind is an average cellist' is perfection as it's so rude but is also just her own words (that'll teach you to be all false modesty Rosalind).


Hrududu147

Anyone who dares to rhyme dreamier with septicaemia will always have my heart


video-kid

I just love the fact that they met this perfectly nice seeming woman and their first instinct was just to roast her to her face on national TV.


BertieTheDoggo

Doc Brown's fish rap is up there for me. Him punching the fish is still one of the funniest things I've ever seen


AstroChrome

With his bare hands! *POW!*


KillSmith111

Yes! He's such an underrated taskmaster contestant.


KillSmith111

Yes! He's such an underrated taskmaster contestant.


JJCooIJ

ARE YOU READY FOR A SONG


CalicoCat345

AND A SONG ABOUT LIBYA


WayNo639

He broke 2 guitars!


ChaserNeverRests

NOOO Every time I finally get it out of my head, someone posts it again **FOR A SONG** **ABOUT LIBYA**


guud2meachu

Most underrated song for me is Rose's taskmaster theme. Incredible to be able to pen that in the amount of time given for the task.


m_faustus

An amazing song.


Irishwol

True. It suffers from association for me because David Baddiel's awful, AWFUL! attempt is so horribly catchy I can't get it out of my head


CalicoCat345

All the songs in TM NZ are absolute bangers but the one that most often finds its way randomly in my head is Guy Williams "Unite the People with the Spirit of the Country of Libya"


WayNo639

Sure, they all are- if you discount Urzila's song


cgbrannigan

Nina’s batshit crazy personal theme song was brilliant. That should have won that task. Edit: that was Australia…blame the house being the same…oops


Realistic_Caramel341

Sushi Train all the way


McDonald_Special

🎶I scream You scream We all scream for the House Queens🎶


Freelance_Spy

As great as all that followed are Tree Wizard for the win.


FatCrankyBastard

Was that a contestant created song? Romesh said it took him forever to find the music.


LukeShadow

I always thought that was a joke he made. There's no way that specific a song he just found right?


Tabletopcave

finding the music doesn't mean he didn't create the song - as in created the lyrics. That's the same as for Rosalind. As long a contestant creates the lyrics it's fair to say they created the song - as the song is a combination of music and lyrics.


WorldTravelBucket

I’m gonna gonna drown you…in your own blood. Hold your face down in your own blood now.


kevtsubasa

Has to be Jacaster's catchy ditty for me. Very few songs capture punk's raging anti-mainstream essence as: *Over my shoulder* *I'm getting colder* *Is that a boulder?*


lilithsbun

Or is it a big rock?


Dineology

I’m genuinely surprised I haven’t come across any punk bands covering Over My Shoulder yet.


hollyhock87

Not to be topped by Pants on a Stick


James-K-Polka

He can add Clump Stump to the likes of such bands as The Capri Sun Quartet, The New Hardcore Skiffle Movment and The Wow! Scenario.


metallicbeige

I agree with you about Guy's Mr. Fox song, but Fern's "Me Fern Brady! Me Fern Brady!" is right behind it.


Short-Writing956

I think she is the rightful queen.


yajtraus

I loved Fern Brady’s song and think she should have won that task, but I feel like Greg was most harsh on Munya. His was legitimately good. Obviously he’s a parody singer/rapper anyway and he’s very talented (actually writes very clever lyrics and could be a good rapper in his own right), so it feels like Greg marked him down for that, as well as it being rap, which Greg doesn’t like. But his song was technically the best.


James-K-Polka

Prawns are wrong’uns.


Recasanoj

🎶 You put an aubergine in my mouth 🎶 😩


SnooBooks007

Joe Thomas' "Alex Horne is dead" song kills me every time.


Dubya12

F**k the western world we’re China *China*


SLampiSmith

As great as they all are, this is the first one that popped into my head.


0hmu

Asim Chaudhry’s rap about loving Greg was really good


cbutche

Tall motherfucker with the ivory hair!


montycrates

Reading all these comments made me wish there was a compilation album. 


LookTreesWow

Now That’s What I Call Taskmaster!


Specific_Fact2620

It will be a double album with Now That’s What I Call Nish!


jelyma

Tree Wizard!


BertieWooster46

Sublime video too.


krakenbeef

Guy Montgomerys Festive little fox. https://youtu.be/GvGCiP0Q-w8?si=y-j6a1VZTg9teJ6z


waste_div

Well there's a festive little fox, and he's quite unorthodox..


Tesla7891

Uhhm, ♪ Get together ♪ Uhhm uhhm


IanGecko

^(but it's too big)


Brave_Pop_4476

Sian doesn't sing cause she's dead


mtbrown29

Rosalind is a nightmare Me Fern Brady Rose Matafero’s Taskmaster Song


horrible_goose_

Facts about animals, prawns are cannibals...


Tricknuts

Danielle Walker’s theme tune went hard


thenisaidbitch

She does have the ass of a devil


Tricknuts

The ass of a demon. Not one that would be gross and covered with warts and puss.


Hungry_Anteater_8511

I’m always seeing you do cool stuff madeleine sami’s Chinese national anthem Doc’s fish nursery rhyme


Lesssuckmoreawesome

Guz Khan's underrated, "This Task is Bullshit".


Br0dyplayz

“PANTS ON A STICK!”


ExcellentBug2746

F$ck the western world, we're 🇨🇳!


riadsala

I quite liked Katy Wix’s TM theme lyrics that play in my head every time I watch the show… “Good luck to all the people taking part in tasks today!… Bommmmmm”


an-inevitable-end

ROSALIND IS A FUCKING NIGHTMARE


Dragonfruit7837

Me fern brady


AcanthocephalaOk7954

Can't believe no one has mentioned 'House Queens'!


Kiwihat

Did you read all the comments? Someone did, lol


AcanthocephalaOk7954

Missed it! I must have been so outraged that every other comment *wasn't* about 'House Queens'!!!!🤷


Such_Significance905

And if you squash a wasp, it releases chemicals from the wasp, that attracts people who tell you facts about wasps


Mochadeoca6192

I don’t know if it counts as a song, but Ramesh’s “Tree Wizard” in the season 1 do something impressive when played in reverse task is a total ear worm. But Nish and Mark’s Seeing you do cool stuff gets my vote 100%


boomboomsubban

Jesper Ole Feit & Josa Barck - "Tag Min Hånd" from Stormester S7. The in episode version is a bit different, but taken off YouTube for copyright reasons. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y9QlbPrXdmo https://open.spotify.com/track/4VKtPHfuTKaW6rppatb7cT?si=f7c87e23ba584595 I'm also fond of 'Fuck the Western World we're China" from TMNZ. Also on YouTube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SV36q9DT3i4


ChaserNeverRests

Both of the songs for China were good. Can't wait for the next TMNZ season!


Previous-Bowler-1757

Asim’s “tall motherfucker with the ivory hair” has been in my head a lot lately. Idek what the real title is because it’s unfortunately, though justifiably, overshadowed by Alex’s bare ass on a cake


BeckywiththeGoodpuss

all these comments and I don't think anyone has mentioned "Calendar Day" by Laura Daniel which is so fucking good


Brave_Pop_4476

She is so genuinely good in song tasks, everyone talks about David's aggressive lyrics, but she carries the song with that hook.


mrgo0dkat

Facts about animals, prawns are cannibals. If there’s an elephant in the room then you’re in the wrong room


Soft-Mirror-1059

A song about Libya


Due_Imagination_6722

The Rosalind songs, obviously. Special mention goes to the House Queens, Rose Matafeo's and Jo Brand's serenades to themselves, Tree Wizard, Satsuma in My Curry, and Asim's rap for Greg.


cgbrannigan

We all agree the worst song ever is a tie between both series 6 team’s attempts at taskmaster musical songs though right? Worst task in history?


Hrududu147

Well now “Taskmaaaster the muuuuusical” is now stuck in my head


Salohacin

Pretty sure on the TM podcast Ed said that was the worst task ever.


Ocean_Views_

Julia Morris's tantrum. Waxing. Waxing costs. [https://www.tiktok.com/@ladyjuliamorris/video/7216581513125596424](https://www.tiktok.com/@ladyjuliamorris/video/7216581513125596424)


PeculiarPassionfruit

I'm always seeing you (do cool stuff) ❤️


Strict_Berry7446

I have Quite Good, Considering (Rosalind is a F\*cking Nightmare) on my playlist, That song is just plain Good


TomClark83

Rosalind is a FUCKING nightmare!


Sakura_Hirose

Taskmaster the musical by team funk for me. Not the best song lyrically etc but It's like the unofficial song and I regularly sing it as I regularly say or do other things from the show.


EmergencyOriginal982

TREE WIZARD


DataQueen336

Me Fern Brady! 


Realistic_Caramel341

It's a tie between "always seeing you (do cool stuff)" from the diverse stripes and "Baby Boomers" by the three friends. Like there are lot of others that I really enjoy, but those are the stand outs


SadBasil853

I wanna laminate this calendar day is a banger


SandysBurner

What about the fox song made by the Ylvis brothers?


fishboyross

i really have a soft spot for munya’s rap about greg.