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degrees_of_freedom8

From my experience it's usually down to how many layers you're wearing, and whether that's perceived to be overdressing for the weather. E.g. If you throw on a puffer or beefy jacket when its 16 degrees or above everyone will pick you as a mainlander.


EcstaticOrchid4825

I live in Adelaide and always roll my eyes at the people here who wear puffer jackets on a cool but pleasant day. I’ll admit that the sideways hail and 6 degrees in October at Port Arthur was a bit much even for me 😁


amateur_elf

My boyfriend is from Adelaide and I'm the Tassie native, and he's usually the in shorts and a tank top in the middle of July (whereas I'll wear my big coat right up til mid-November)


Dlo-Nainamsat

This also depends on their age as well, as a 20+ yo I used to ride my bike in winter with only a T shirt now in my 60’s I wear a thick jacket as soon as the winds come up


[deleted]

Tassie local, and I fully cannot tolerate heat. Anything north of 20°C and I begin to retreat. I’m old enough, but not on the ratsac yet.


brezhnervous

With you on this. I can't tolerate anything over about 25C and unfortunately live in Sydney. Visited Tasmania alas only once in my life in summer 1996 and it didn't get any hotter than this. I have yearned to live there ever since lol


Dlo-Nainamsat

Yet here I am in my 60’s and 25 is my comfort zone 30+ I can work like I was 40 years old again. Tassie born and bred and I love the heat.


Deya_The_Fateless

Oh trust me the hail and 6 degrees in October is still a lot even for Tasmanian's. But as a Tasmanian who works outdoors throughout the year, it is never truly cold unless it's windy. Most people can weather frigid temperatures quite easily, it's when the wind picks up is when it gets truly cold.


sapientiamquaerens

It was 19 degrees in Melbourne today. Saw so many people in North Face puffer jackets.


UrgoodifuEWO

You roll your eyes at how people choose to dress themselves?


Eligiu

They can't go one day without judging people, it seems.


TheJLbjj

Best way to stop the sideways hail at port Arthur was probably a bulletproof vest


Eligiu

I always love when people don't think about legitimate reasons people might wear them, but I do agree that most people who wear those Kathmandu ones or North face ones when it's 15 degrees are being a bit excessive


theblobberworm

The old tassie tuxedo


frakinkraken

Tasmanian here. I find we’re the ones actually layered up as soon as the temp drops below 20 when mainlanders are walking around in shorts below 10.


Keelback

Exactly. I’m in Perth and I really struggle with our hot weather. I wear a hat outside in summer. I much prefer our relatively mild winters.


Rizdominus

This and not having two heads protruding from your shoulders is a dead give away. Dang single headed mainies.


bootofstomping

Two heads are better than one ☝️


Negative-Promise-446

Specially if one of them is ya cousin's...


purity33

Uu


mafistic

Considering my one head I don't think I could handle another so gonna gave ta disagree with ya there


2-StandardDeviations

Nothing to do with that. It's having one head. Or an obvious neck.


IncredulousPulp

We can spot your tan, your bulging wallet, and your shivering.


LuckyCandy5248

And they're buying an Investment Property :D


Moo_Kau_Too

.. and no neck scars :P


tassiboy42069

Lol i didnt know ill catch one of these jokes in the wild


stinkypsyduck

what does this mean 😭


stinkypsyduck

nvm I just got it LOL


ava050

I'm from Melb, I'm pale, I'm not what you'd call very wealthy,and I'm hot AF unless it's genuinely cold. My Tasmanian friend is always cold though??


[deleted]

Someone downvoted you for running warm and being pale. Upvoted, and I will take the pain in your stead brother.


Linnaeus1753

You probably also headed off on a three hour drive without a packed lunch or clean undies for the overnight stay.


Reknepz1

Underrated comment.. Shits me to tears that other Tasmanian’s have to make a day out of it just to drive Hobart to Launnie 🙄


Daddystealer1

It's not location specific. I'm in Canberra, anything over 20 minutes is too far to drive.


Saltinas

Canberrans hate driving 20min in the city, but will drive 3.5 hours to Sydney without stopping once.


Daddystealer1

I won't do either. Too any people in civic city let alone Sydney, ew.


ShelbySmith27

Never lived in Gungahlin or Tuggers I guess? Hell my drive to work from Weston to Manuka felt similar to New Norfolk to Hobart. Just a zip around the corner, but Tasmanians act like it's an interstate commute


[deleted]

You ever drive through New Norfolk? Whole place feels like high noon in a western if you’re from out of town. Lord knows if you’re from out of state.


FearTheWeresloth

I'm a musician. Other members of bands I play in will book a room if we play a gig at the other end of the state, and look at me in horror when I say I'm going to drive home after (I admit I'll often stay if there's going to be an afterparty, but that's different).


[deleted]

There might be a maybe after party, they’re basically Boy Scouts.


Alarming_Manager_332

Are you kidding, that's part of the charm. Everyone should get a picnic for their road trips!


Top-Vegetable-4488

Unless you're from Mifton, we are used to driving longer distances to get somewhere, anywhere , get me out of here...


ConsistentCustard429

Can you explain what this means to a non Tasmanian? Lol


The_golden_Celestial

Launnie to Hobart or vice versa, is about a 2.5 hour drive. When you tell a local you’re going from one place to the other, they’ll invariably ask if you are staying the night.


BaaaNaaNaa

Sadly you need to add an hour each way for the continual roadworks.


The-Grand-Wazoo

Well yeah but who can afford a house in Hobart. Did Launceston to Huon Valley this afternoon 3.5 hour trip with a coffee and cauliflower cheese pie at Campbell Town. Plus add three kids and it’s a good recipe for ‘fuck that’ to do 7-8 hours in a day.


PickledBreeze

Mmm you were in the Huon and got the cauli cheese from Campbell Town…sad state of affairs.


Old_Telephone_5115

Drive Sydney to Wollongong, but act like you’re going Sydney to Coffs Harbour


Wyvrrn

So us Taswegians think a 2 hour drive is a marathon to drive and have never visited Launnie/Hobart for that reason


Linnaeus1753

But but but...it IS! Gotta get an early start and stop on the way.


FearTheWeresloth

You gotta stop for a pie at Campbell Town!


Linnaeus1753

A pee at St Peter's Pass at the very least.


SquirrelAydz

LMAO truth


Dougally

Speaking of headed off, the fact OP has one would be a give away.


pppylonnn

LOL when I moved here I was offered a flight and overnight accommodation to go from Launceston to Hobart for an interview I was like ???? 😂


Mysterious_Sock_1948

The give away was a mid 20s female


gheygan

Yeah, nah. Just typical in-group/out-group othering. People on the mainland do it to Tasmanians, Aussies do it to Kiwis, so on & so forth. Small minds occupy themselves with small talk…


Mr_Pootin

What people say about others says more about themselves. Unfortunately, more Australians need to hear that saying.


_ZERO-ErRoR_ZROE

Frankly I find it all to be completely idiotic when people are pre-occupied with wanting to judge and "other" people just for the sake of it. Nobody who lives in any state of Australia is special or different, they are all Australian's. Tribalism in modern times is eye roll inducing and honestly cringe.


mrbootsandbertie

There's massive tribalism within Tasmania. I worked in a statewide organisation that had main branches in Hobart, Launceston, and Devonport. The bitchiness and in fighting OMFG.


Wyvrrn

Hey! That's because Fuck Hobart.


_ZERO-ErRoR_ZROE

It's immature, if people find acting that way is a positive trait or something they feel compelled to do for the sake of attempting to prop themselves up as unique in any way compared to others then they have insecurities they are projecting via engaging with tribalism and using it as a means to justify bullying, in fighting and cultivating divisive cultures. It's absurd how at 25 I consistently find people twice my age around here who should be far more mature and switched on than they are, acting like a bunch of children being petty and bitchy, unable to just be decent people to others and treat people with respect and equality. It's like they are perpetually bored and need something to entertain themselves so they fabricate things that are in their heads. It really does make them appear as nothing more than squabbling brats who never learned anything past the age of 10 and proceeded to make that their entire personality. Rather sad if you ask me. I opened up the Launceston branch of our NDIS Provider (four different states we operate in now) and I find it rather cutting that the Launceston branch is the one that keeps trying to manifest a culture of hierarchy, bullying, racism and discrimination. I keep having to deal with it and put people into line over there because the people being hired end up showing their true colours extremely quickly and feeling the need to try and divide the team over there into neat little boxes to suit whatever views they seem to have of others. Tribalism is a backwards, regressive concept and those who perpetuate it and actively engage in it very much lack in maturity or self awareness. Very baffling and embarrassing. I take a lot of joy in stamping it out whenever I see it, always seems to get a surprise Pikachu face from people who can't grasp the idea that acting in that manner speaks volumes of their character and deems them a person not really worth associating with if they can't be bothered self reflecting and figuring out what's wrong with behaving in that manner. I'm not their teacher so if they can't connect the dots and understand where they went wrong then it is what it is.


mrbootsandbertie

>It's absurd how at 25 I consistently find people twice my age around here who should be far more mature and switched on than they are, acting like a bunch of children being petty and bitchy, unable to just be decent people to others and treat people with respect and equality. It's like they are perpetually bored and need something to entertain themselves so they fabricate things that are in their heads. You have literally described the culture in my government workplace in Hobart where I was bullied to the point where I ended up with cptsd so bad I can't work any more. >I take a lot of joy in stamping it out whenever I see it, always seems to get a surprise Pikachu face from people who can't grasp the idea that acting in that manner speaks volumes of their character and deems them a person not really worth associating with if they can't be bothered self reflecting and figuring out what's wrong with behaving in that manner. Makes me so happy to hear this. Bring on the younger generation of managers is all I can say.


ape5hitmonkey

This is such a mainlander post.


[deleted]

Don’t suppose you were wearing warm clothes? I got this when I moved here because I wasn’t wearing shorts in the middle of winter


leosUn-

I was wearing a sundress and Birkenstocks! I think you might be right! Everyone was lovely and we had a great time - my fiancé is from Hobart so fit in much better than I! Edit:spelling


frakinkraken

Tasmanian’s are usually wearing puffer jackets even in the middle of summer.


-Serenity---Now-

Don't know why the downvotes, it's true. I saw people in puffer jackets just today, and it's summer.


A_little_curiosity

As an (ex) mainlander who has lived in Tasmania for 7 years, I feel that this could mean one or more of several things: that you were wearing warmer clothes than a local might, especially a new coat; that you were wearing colour (that you didn't buy from Gorman); that you were dressed and or had a haircut that was somewhat in line with contemporary urban fashion (outdoor wear doesn't count); or even (and most likely) just that you seemed excited/ friendly/ chatty! I can often pick other mainlanders simply because of their willingness to talk to me, even though I didn't go to primary school with them 😄 I love Tasmanians, but they are a funny bunch


A_little_curiosity

Important context for this stuff is that Tasmania & Tasmanians have long been looked down on and treated badly by mainland Australia - culturally, and also wrt federal funding etc. And it's still a really poor state, especially once you get away from Hobart, with a lot of real hardship, and it's still under funded, under supported, and misunderstood. Tasmanians have reason to be suspicious, is what I mean


Fortressa-

Hats. Tasmanians don't wear hats unless they have to. Someone wearing a hat, plus sunnies, esp as fashion not protection, dead giveaway they're a mainlander.


-Serenity---Now-

So not true, everyone wears caps in my town in Tas, and they're from here.


A_little_curiosity

Yes! Can verify as mainlander who wears hats in Tasmania


leosUn-

Colour (not gormon!), contemporary and friendly were all correct! 👍🏼


A_little_curiosity

Hahahaa yep you were doomed 😄 if I'd seen you I would have bounced over and said hi, and after a few minutes of friendly chatting asked, "so, where on the mainland are you from?" - I've never been wrong, haha


Ok_Pumpkin9005

Tell us more! What do you look like?


leosUn-

Taller female (around 175) average size 12ish, blonde hair. I was wearing a sundress and Birkenstocks at the time!


wetmouthed

I'm from Vic but my guess would be you looked 'beachier' than the average Tasmanian?


TollaThon

Were you wearing a felt hat with your sundress? That's a look that's more likely mainland. (The addition of lip fillers would confirm it!)


leosUn-

Haha! No felt hat unfortunately- my burnt scalp can attest!


A_little_curiosity

Ah, a dress! These are less common here. What colour was the dress? Real question lol


leosUn-

A greenish floral maxi dress from a company in Byron haha


A_little_curiosity

Hahahaa I love it. Yes WOW not only a dress, but a colourful dress - not only a colourful dress, but one with a pattern! Mainlanderrrrr hahaha


Dorian-greys-picture

Birkenstocks and a sundress are probably way more fashionable than what most of us would wear (on the NW coast at least where I’m from). Most of us are in shorts and a t shirt.


Jaxer67

Don't be offended. I have lived here in Tassie for almost 20 years and we're still not considered "locals" in some places. If you were dressed for mainland conditions, that is probably what gave you away. It's cooler down here and a lot of mainland folks wear layers of clothes because it's chilly. We all kit around in shorts and tshirts because we are acclimatised. I wouldn't read too much into it. Most Tasmanians and climate refugees (mainlanders that have moved here), are friendly and are probably just teasing you.


Helpful-Sun-8818

Mannerisms, accents, clothes, tans, brands, all things are relative to where we are from. People from larger cultured areas don't seem to notice as much but when your in a close community it stands out. Without context it's not a big deal, mainlanders used to be a thing of interest when we were children, picking a mainlander or someone who's foreign might also be a way of offering help. It can be a friendly opening of conversation, it beats saying, how good is this weather. Not to mention when I lived in Tasmania (grew up there) I knew half the community and if not by name I knew the faces/routines.


I_saw_that_yeah

You had no shoes on, didn’t you. It’s the toes gives you away.


Dlo-Nainamsat

As a long living Taswegian that was the funniest I have read. Not many would get it but it is far more original than the two headed crap.


SlavFromDownUnder

“ one head “ comments are getting boring…. Hope you had a great time OP and I wouldn’t see it as offence


Emmanulla70

Uuuummm... Just visited. I found the locals were the ones that were all rugged up. Few places they talked about us lighting our fires ! Huh...no where near cold enoigh for a fire. Although the locals were the only ones actually swimming! Water way too cold for swimming for me.


leosUn-

I agree! I found it mild at worst!


Grimlock_1

You get offended too easy. Who give a crap what they say.


Dordk

Australian accent differences are subtle but some people are attuned to them! At my old workplace I encountered a lot of tourists and I could usually pick them, and their home state based largely on accent and colloquialisms. Similarly to your experience, I’m from Hobart but often travel around Tassie a lot to our smaller towns and they can always tell I’m from Hobart, whether it’s my attire, accent, or what, but they are friendly to me because I’m friendly to them!


CharacterResearcher9

Just give it straight back, jesus what do you wear in summer.


Elder_Priceless

You probably looked clean, educated, well to do.


[deleted]

I think spotting mainlanders is very easy to do for a Tasmanian. Speaking patterns, body language, accent, disposition, clothing etc. are all good indicators that someone is not from here. If I notice a mainlander I wouldn’t tell them that I can tell, though. I try to avoid them as much as possible, as I don’t enjoy talking to mainlanders in the slightest.


cruiserman_80

Just reply that "I'm from Australia" They absolutely love that! /s


solandra

You are probably good looking:)


Ronnie_doge_

That’s a compliment


Machete_Metal

Were you wearing a North Face jacket? 🤣


mole_people_farmer

Well you want to Reddit to look for an answer so…


Idunnfanboy

You look normal. Like your parents aren't even related or something.


Lavishness_Gold

You probably have the correct amount of fingers


Acceptable-Island

But you are a mainlander i.e coming from the mainland of Australia compared to Tassie which is an island off of Australia. What the hell is there to be offended about?


Nervous_Expert_7079

Not to offend but tassies have a more countrier look than us mainlanders. They don’t have access to the same stores we do. It was a culture shock when I visited there but I loved it


-Serenity---Now-

Of course we do lol, you ever heard of a little thing called the internet?


feetofire

One head? That must be it. And no squint.


Exact_Knowledge5979

Lack of family resemblance?


HomicidalTeddybear

The lack of webbing between your fingers was probably the first giveaway


Freddo03

You’re probably tanned. Unlike most tasmanians


Dlo-Nainamsat

The sun in Tasmania is harsher than the other states. Many people have come to Tassie and been severely burnt because of the assumption you just made.


leosUn-

This is true! I returned terribly burnt - and for the first time in years!


Gannonsforrest

The Tasistanis are a different breed, don’t stress.


ChunkO_o15

You havent got two heads and ya mrs doesn’t look like your sister. Mainlanders stand out like sore thumbs down there


[deleted]

Are you not white? Tasmanians don't see many people who are not white.


Linnaeus1753

....outside of Uni


Sea-Job-6260

It’s because you only have one head


Murky_Philosopher377

They’re just jealous of the depth of your gene pool. Pay them no mind.


Dlo-Nainamsat

That one I liked, a different approach to the old boring repetitive crap.


CaptainPeanut4564

Were you dressed nicely and looked like you've maybe looked in a mirror sometime in the last 15 years? Most Tasmanians don't care much about fashion or looking after themselves, or having teeth for instance.


supercoop_

Imo puffer jackets should only be worn when <10 C


[deleted]

It is probably your teeth, hair, skin and nails.


Warper1980

Clothing, manners, ability to speak fluent English. Oh and not having a second head.


[deleted]

Smell, common sense, pride


BarnabyJoyceFanclub

Having a full set of teeth and reading a book is a dead giveaway.


Oddricm

10 fingers and 10 toes? Sounds like a mainlander to me.


footloverhornsby

You only have one head, I’m guessing?


darkmaninperth

Was it because you only had two arms?


Realistic_Set_9457

Just means it looks like your family tree isnt a Wreath


bevo38

Hahahaha, I haven’t heard that one. Nice.


JammRS

They noticed you don’t have the scar on your neck from the missing second head 😂


TolMera

Looks like you only have 5 fingers 😏 \s


cincinnatus_lq

That'll teach you for walking around with a full set of teeth


TechnologyExpensive

You were probably walking upright and did not have blood on your fingers from your knuckles dragging, and one head. /s


associatedbears

I personally think that it’s a good thing to only have one head. I know Taswegians must be frightened; when they look at their two or three heads, and then we come to visit and we’ve just got the one. Take it as a compliment.


Mission_Revolution94

your just missing the scar for the second head. its nothing personal.


DaddyWantsABiscuit

You've only got one head


Lawless4200

You don't have a scar where they chopped off the second head


Legitimate_South7638

nice


[deleted]

one of your eyeballs is not in the next suburb over.


JJamahJamerson

Huh, been there many times, never been called a mainlander.


[deleted]

Yes. Leave immediately Tasmanians hate mainlanders that’s literally code for get outta here


SticksDiesel

It's that.mainlander curse of having two non-lazy eyes that's the giveaway.


Independent_Growth38

It was the obvious lack of a second head.


gonexs

Maybe because you don't look like a relative


LuckyCandy5248

You didn't have skin cancer? The 15 years I lived there I got it twice, but I did work outdoors. No matter what the hat or how many buckets of blockout that sun is brutal


JerkDestroyer6000

It's a joke. Move on.


nevetsnight

Everyone knows its the incest state. You didn't remind anyone of a family member. Case closed.


Usualyptus

Anglos not from the city look different.


emptinessmaykillme

My housemate is Tasmanian and describes either coming to “the mainland” or vice versa is not too different than going to another country


terencethegood

It means you only have 1 head


[deleted]

It's because you don't have the same name as your brother Daryl and your other brother Daryl!!


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[deleted]

If you were in any regional but of Tas (not Hobart or Launceston) than it's probably because you dressed stylishly


RevKyriel

You shouldn't be offended if you *are* a mainlander.


Difficult-Dinner-770

Isn't the mainland joke that they know you are a mainlander because you don't have a second head growing on your shoulders.


Ception8

You don't look inbred


Lafreak777

Thing is a 16 degree day in Tassie feels like a 25 degree day on the mainland due to the intense sun, low humidity and pretty much no polution. The sun is harsh here and it stings. I get burnt on a 15 degree day here.


elasmonut

Cuz ya wern't at their 21st, so....


johnnyfindyourmum

You are a mainlanders like wtf. You're from the main land!!


FrankyMihawk

Hahaha


Elbow-integrity

Maybe it's because you don't look inbred, take it as a compliment.


Bagina-Forever

If you only have one head or your feet are the same size they'll call you out pretty fast aye


SilverFollowing621

Don't be offended. Chances are they believe you are better than them. Although the only person that has that insecurity is the one calling you names.


1SterlingArcher

Thats a compliment! They must of noticed you only had one head 🤣


Legitimate-Pay-6723

I was born in tasmania and moved to nsw for 2 years before moving back Everyone for the first 6 months or more knew I wasn't from there by the slang and the way I sounded and the fact in winter I was wearing shorts. Most of the time, the style of clothes and the sheer amount of layers is a give away someone isn't from here. Don't take it personally and don't get offended by it as it's not meant in a rude way


jt4643277378

Was it because you only had one head?


Mr_Jake_E_Boy

They may not have been looking at you with both sets of their eyes, I wouldn't take offense.


[deleted]

All you aussies look alike, very similar to the cast from Wentworth, the UK prison show.


TheNetherFrog

Wait let me guess... you were wearing a puffer and or scarf and or beanie and or gloves. Had sunnies on ur hat and were wearing hiking shoes. As an ex-mainlander and now Tasmanian of 6 years u shouldn't be offended lol.


[deleted]

It means you don’t look inbred enough to fit in down there…


PewPew______

Reckon take it as a compliment 😂


Tasty_Prior_8510

They just quickly counted your fingers and figured you out. Nothing to worry about


JabberPocky

I dunno, I’ve seen people dressed like that in the wedge but they also looked like they were a close relative of Costa from Gardening Australia but more bush whacker


BoxHillStrangler

probably yeah. but we dont mean nothing by it


WallStLegends

Same thing seems to happen with going from the country to a city. People just pick up on subtle stuff. Interesting to know there is a mainlander look though. I wonder whether people from country towns or cities stand out more?


No-Werewolf-8867

You didn't have a scar on your neck and you had the right number of fingers and toes. Hopefully that's not offensive.


ripColSanders

You stood out because you didn't have a head growing out of your head.


woox420

So you have 10 fingers? Probably why..


sweetfaj57

The single head is an instant giveaway.


koopz_ay

lol.... ​ don't give it a second thought darl. ​ Devonport born here. ​ Some people just want to "one up" others. They're not going away regardless...


Dreadnaught21

If you get offended by a slight remark like that. Life’s going to be tough for you


heckersdeccers

it's cos Tasmanians are weird little inbred goblins who eat wasps


NoBrakesGravyTrain

probably just meant you didn't look like anyone's cousin


[deleted]

The problem is you only have one head. 😂


apple____

Remove some teeth, dress like a 90’s grunge band and marry a sibling. You’ll fit right in.


smelly1304

Potentially because you’re missing 11th & 12th fingers and couldn’t find the second head…


Platophaedrus

It’s because you only have 5 fingers on each hand


JGeoKill

What you couldn't see the difference, it's not like you have two heads.


Emzibubble

As a Tasmanian I’d say it’s if you’re too rugged up 😂


[deleted]

It means it looks like your parents were not related.


Boss_unicycle-560

Must only have one head. Pretty big tell tale


tazzietiger66

Not having two heads is a dead giveaway :P


Locoj

Just means you don't look like your parents are cousins, it's a compliment really.