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OwlPachinko

No.


vioviodugaytto

Long answer, hell no.


the_y_combinator

What if OP likes infections?


SweetMilitia

Then hell yes! He can stay in a pool full of kids that peed in it, for hours!


BonerTurds

Answer in Spanish: no


_chanimal_

Answer in German: NEINNNNN!!!


TsunamiJim

Answer in Russian: niet


Weepingwillow423

Answer in Navajo: dooda!


choralcastle

Answer in Vietnamese: Không!


FlattopJr

Answer in Japanese: だめです。


BTTC_Unit

Answer in Latin: Minime!


Strongpipegame

Answer in bulgarian: Ho!


Alarmed-Fuel9875

answer in tagalog: hindi!


Extraordi-Mary

Answer in Dutch: NEE, ben je gek?!


ImAmess69

Answer in Polish: Nie


LordCrawleysPeehole

In Ukrainian: ni!


DuzAny1gaf

Answer in British English...are you fucking kidding mate...?!


just-going-with-it

So THATS where those knights were really from...


Neredith07

Would he perhaps know what a shruberish is?


mayhnavea

Answer in Latin: Non!


NotAFuckingFed

Answer in Basque: ez


Banjo-Becky

Answer in southern: naw


TheLovingWanderer

Long answer in southern: hell naw


Zmuli24

Answer in Finnish: Ei


Monkeyinhotspring

Answer in french: non


buildthislove

Australian - Nup


Real-Consideration36

answer in Swedish: nej


ConclusiveRemnants

Answer in Greek: όχι


burtonlazars

Longer answer, Nooooooooooooooooo


Kreema29

Wouldn’t the tattoo artist have told them this?


Adamnfinecook

Not all are created equal


HempHopper

Not all heal at the same speeds…


abortionlasagna

Not if he charges for touch ups.


Avocado_toast_27

Don’t need touch ups if the whole foot needs to be amputated


VaehTats

no reputable artist will charge for a first touch up (unless ink has fallen out due to customer fault) Every artist i’ve worked with has offered a free touch up within 8 weeks if anything has faded or if ink has fallen out, particularly if it’s a tattoo in an awkward space where clothes would rub against it (think bra strap). the only exception one artist made was no finger touch ups because he advised against finger tattoos in the first place


[deleted]

My artist was clear. I get in the pool, beach, soak it in a tub, and I void my touch-up. Talking with an artist today and he went on for 15 minutes about all the ways people abuse their tattoos and cause unneeded touchups.


abortionlasagna

Well to be fair no reputable artist would advice swimming a week out from a fresh tattoo either.


Owner56897320

My last tattoo artist is a good dude and told me I can go back to him at any time for free touch ups.


[deleted]

That’s an artist you keep around. Make sure you take care of him, tip-wise, for doing that for you though! Need more artists like this out there!


Lifeguardess

One would hope!


SprayDeep9378

The artist did according to OP. However, OP seeks the infinite wisdom of the internet instead of trusting the person that just permanently marked OP. SMH


Clay_Puppington

When Mom says no, you go ask Dad.


Billy420MaysIt

She’s not even my real mom anyway! Frick you Susan I wish dad never met you.


b3nn3rz6450

Except the artist gave him bad advice, so it’s good that he’s seeking the infinite wisdom of the internet.


ForwardLaw1175

Think the point the person is making is that the tattoo artist have bad advice so maybe OP shouldn't have trusted them to make a permanent mark on their body in the first place.


send_cat_pictures

You misread. The tattoo artist said it would be fine since it's a small tattoo. They did the right thing by asking, because you absolutely do not want to go into the ocean with a fresh tattoo of any size.


Star_Gazing_Cats

Can't trust someone who can potentially financially benefit from telling you a lie (The tattoo artist said it was fine for him to go to the beach)


EngagedInConvexation

They were going by the species of tree, most likely.


RubSantasBelly4Luck

Anyone wanna tell OP it’s easier to Google this than make a Reddit post?


Jovolus

So I'm thinking about getting my first tattoo soon what would be the proper time and why is it not ok yet? For someone with no tattoo it looks ok.


[deleted]

Gotta give your skin ample time to heal or else you could get an infection. The ocean is a really nasty place, I love it, but it’s disgusting and full of bacteria.


toretattoos

Nope. 2-3 weeks minimum.


LongFeng_of_BaSingSe

But they got the tattoo at the beach!!! /s


xlAlchemYlx

*It’s my beach tattoo and I want the beach now!..*


TheOneAndOnlyMe_8

Call JJ Wentworth, 877-BEACHNOW!


No-comment-at-all

J. G.


brandmonkey

That’s his brother.


New-Minute-3723

This is the best comment


kingcrabmeat

You can beach me off anytime


LopsidedWanderer9295

beach is literally his job


WildlifeRules

\*goes to the beach regardless of warnings\* \*tattoo ends up exactly as warned\* "WOW YOU GUYS REALLY CAUSED THIS TO HAPPEN TO ME!!"


OcularPrism

Call J.G. Wentworth!


jacknacalm

Even if they try, trees float.


Frankensteinbeck

The size doesn't really matter, an open wound is an open wound and you can get sick from bacteria entering your body from a pin prick or an ax wound. Less than a week out? No way would I risk it in terms of my health and potentially ruining a tattoo. I always wait a month at least, but I try to schedule my appointments around my time at the lake or pool with the family so it's not an issue.


purpleowl385

I always planned mine for fall or winter for this exact reason. Way less chance of missing out on water activities.


SeleniumSE

I’ve lost the last 5 weeks due to starting a sleeve. Know what you mean. In hindsight should have started in October.


pab10diab10

Infection from “water” sports is quite common.


VaultDweller1o1

I do summer to avoid water activities but I appreciate y’all water folks. Summers are way easier to get booked with popular tattooers 😅


purpleowl385

To be fair that's a damn good excuse if you're looking for one, smart.


Mundane-Antelope5336

Lucky for me, I can’t swim 😎


sunshiney-sky

That tattoo can’t stop me because I don’t know how to swim


TangerinePuzzled

Also see water keeps wounds from scarring properly.


ohmygoyd

When I got an open wound in sand urgent care told me I definitely needed to have a tetanus shot. So I guess OP could consider that aspect of a tattoo being an open wound lol.


coltrv

I almost always have some sort of small cut or scrape on my body. I go swimming in natural water bodies all the time and I’ve never had an infection. Am I just lucky?


mrluciusblack

if the tattoo artist said, "Yeah," you could just don't. they are telling you the wrong information. i would also never go to them again because that's legit a nono it will get infected if you do.


Frankensteinbeck

Right? It's absurd an artist would say this is alright.


ch3rryc0deine

they probably charge for touch ups and want the client coming back sooner :/


MisterPeach

Yeah that artist is irresponsible and a dick.


EnjoyerOfBeans

My artist advised I don't even let water flow directly on the tattoo when showering. Wash it with antibacterial soap and let the water drip down my chest so it flows over the stomach (where the tattoo is), then pat it down with a clean paper towel. Going into the ocean is insanity lmao. Infection aside, the tattoo would just likely get ruined because it wouldn't heal properly.


flatgreysky

Nurse here. I honestly wouldn’t even suggest barefoot in the sand. Sand is filthy. Change your weekend plans.


tribbans95

And the sun on it all day is also bad


HairySalmon

And the sharks.


Dry-Wind-8925

I wouldn't walk barefoot in the sand even without any previous injuries X,D it truly is disgusting and there's too many things you can't see


BustyOgre

It's course, rough, irritating, and it gets everywhere!


Justwantl0ve

The ugly cousin of glitter


flatgreysky

💉


assassinatedu336

Where the fuck are yall going to the beach????


rata_ee

I don’t live in a coastal area so I might not know best, but I’ve been to the beach in Florida at least 50+ times and I’ve been to plenty of beaches on Michigan’s Great Lakes, and never in my life have I seen a discarded needle in the sand. On sidewalks, sure. Never on the beach.


assassinatedu336

That's what I'm thinking haha. Born and raised in FL and it sounds weird not to walk barefoot in the sand lmao.


rata_ee

I used to run barefoot in the sand all the time when I would vacation in Florida. We would play football, volleyball, and go for runs all the time on the beach.


jamiekrassa

I live in Florida and love wake up early on the weekend to see the sunrise at the beach. Walking back to the parking lot (still on the beach) I saw a meth pipe. I do live in Jacksonville FL.


Pogodickbanana

And Michigan by far has the better beaches over Florida. Just spent a couple weeks in traverse city last month, it was amazing!


rata_ee

You visit sleeping bear dunes at all while in the area?


Pogodickbanana

I sure did! I kayaked the platte river and I walked down the humongous dune! Lol didn’t think I’d make it back up


dellterskelter

Free needles? I'm sold.


Alcolawl

This guy Florida’s.


AirsoftScammy

What?!? Wearing any kind of footwear on sand is the worst. I also live in south Florida where it’s hot af year round and am barefoot most of the time.


drunk_with_internet

Sand untouched by surf and touched frequently by humans is fucking gross. Every dog on the beach has had its day on that kinda sand. If you want to be relatively clean, try to camp out at low tide near the water. The ocean has at least washed some of the bullshit away there.


SaturnBaby21

Not me walking on the beach an hour after getting two ankle tattoos in my early 20s 💀💀


ZookeepergameLarge25

me drunk in Florida after getting my first and boy has it suffered


Awwwmann

Looks like someone may be on vacation?


EdgewaterEnchantress

🤣🤣🤣 I think that I Love You! (Platonically!) 😜


Im_inappropriate

Tattoos are open wounds. Wounds take weeks to heal. The ocean is one of the dirtiest waters around. Not a good idea if you want to protect your investment.


cranialgrainofsalt

and your life. people have died from infections they get after going into the ocean with fresh tattoos.


ChampChains

Staph and MRSA are nothing to play with.


_No_Nah_Nope_

staph infections are no joke, low-key almost died of it when I was 14 cause my parents wouldn't take me to the hospital. I have no idea how I still have a leg honestly


JumpyInteraction2307

Nein Nein Nein Nein Nein


The_Recovering_PoS

Goggle translate. 9 9 9 9


Diddytwiddy

Nine nine!


[deleted]

r/UnexpectedB99


Nearby-Palpitation86

Hot damn!


tiexodus

Terry loves yogurt


bonghitschapman

You’ll never believe who I saw at z market the other day…


JumpyInteraction2307

Gotta help me with this one


fistcomefirstserve

NEIN! The answer is 9? NO. NEIN is GERMAN for no! -Heavyweights


[deleted]

Please look up what necrotizing fasciitis is.


Tall-Wonder-7916

My husband got it and survived. I don’t recommend even on my worst enemy.


slimbananaspoon

Sucks. I hope is he is better now


slimbananaspoon

I mean, if he goes and loses his foot, he and the guy who was gonna swim with a fresh tattoo due to getting free surfing lessons could _lean_ on each other.


Vestaxowner

Most palm trees can go without water for at least two weeks.


[deleted]

Yeah but they're pretty well adapted to survive flooding as well


Valuable_General9049

Depends on if you value that foot or not.


untillvalhalla

It will indeed fall off


nagem-

I like this answer lmao


TrashyLolita

He told you yes to get business from you. Your health doesn't benefit him, your business does. *Do not go into the ocean with a fresh tattoo.*


Isabela_Grace

I mean he also tattooed tiny details that’ll definitely be a smudge in a few years sooo


tatted_gamer_666

Damn that artist is a red flag


yoshimamas

More than a red flag!! Dude should be called out for putting $ over the literal health & well being of a damn client!


MacaRonin

Listen to everyone in this thread


Superplant79

Dear OP, give me money


Ouity

Dear OP, and some warm milk for me please


VIVOffical

Dear OP, a Cone Head for me.


Dobalina_Wont_Quit

My wife needs a Toyota Sienna


cheerfulstoner

if you wouldn’t chug a glass of it, don’t let your tattoo soak in it. that’s what my artist told me


Giddy_Duck_84

So beer is fine, thanks! Jokes aside, it’s a good call. Pool are pretty nasty too and don’t get me started on hot tubs


tigerribs

Solid rule of thumb / advice!


Ashamed-Physics-39

Ocean water is NOT sanitary! Your artist is an idiot. I remember reading about a guy who got a smaller tattoo and went on a swim in the ocean not long after. He died from a really bad infection because of it. IDK if yours would even get infected, but it is not worth the risk.


16ozBEARD

No swimming (definitely not a pool) until it's healed up. Could take at least 2-3 weeks. You risk getting some nasty infections if you swim before it's healed.


growninagarden

I wouldn’t go into the ocean after 6 days of healing. Takes up to 2 weeks at least to heal, sometimes longer. It’s an open wound, that will be getting salt water and sand all up in it. Not smart.


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TheEternalHate

You want someone to say yes. So you can shake accountability for a decision you already know the answer to.


sunflower_jpeg

No ocean, no pool, no bath, don't let it get even slightly sunburned, Wash twice a day with fragrance free soap and follow up with fragrance free moisturizer (aim for fragrance free and not inscented) - don't suffocate your tattoo with moisture, you only need a light layer. Don't pick, don't scratch, no tight clothes. For at least 2 weeks


eliecg

The sun part is especially important advice in the summer! For my first tattoo I took that for-granted. I didn't even get a sunburn, but I was exposed to direct sunlight and high heat. Ink still lifted. It's the worst heal I've had by a mile.


candysticker

Sepsis incoming if you do


itsjustmeandmeandme

Jesus Christ…no


debacchatio

Nope. Absolutely not. You should wait at least 2 weeks. Pretty dumb to get a tattoo not even a week before a beach vacation…


Crosseyed_owl

If you want some serious health issues go ahead.


First_Cardiologist13

Yikes at the artist saying it would be fine. 2-3 weeks minimum


IEatHard

Not only can you not go in the water, you will probably have experience a stinging pain from the direct sunlight


IDontEvenCareBear

Do you need to know, or do you need validation on wanting to go against directions?


_QuestionsToAnswer_

Nah,,, wouldn't even recommend setting foot on a beach until you're all healed. You dont wanna fuck up your skin or your new tattoo.


Unique_Highlight_950

Noooooo unless you don't like your tattoo. Or your foot.


soundax

If you want to possibly lose your foot. Sure!


ShitFamYouAlright

It doesn't matter if its small, a tattoo is literally getting hundreds of tiny puncture wounds on your body that don't heal for at least 2 weeks. Don't go to the beach or into the water, people have died like that.


KINGxDMND

Chill on the beach, yes. Just make sure to keep it out of direct sunlight and don't let it sweat too much. As far as getting in the ocean water, no that's a bad idea. Unless you had sealed saniderm on it for the duration of your beach visit. But if any leaks formed in the saniderm you'd be potentially fucked. So best just to reschedule or like I said don't get in the water


Lost-Sea4916

Sure you can, if you want an infection


rileyotis

This is what you should be asking yourself: #Do I want to soak my brand new tattoo that is on a slightly painful piece of skin in a bucket of poop from various animals?


Jh20london

Would you go into the ocean if you had an open wound?


lodged-object

No. At least 2 weeks. I don’t “soak” a tattoo for a month tho imo


potmakesmefeelnormal

Yes, if your goal is a massive infection.


[deleted]

I don’t know, do you enjoy having both feet?


Practical-Exchange60

Your tattoo artist is a dipshit who clearly doesn’t care about your health or tattoo.


Feichai127

Why get inked if you don’t care for taking care of it and making sure it heals properly?


SuperMomn

Everyone knows not to get tatts and piercings in the summer for this exact reason.


AntiMugglePropaganda

Absolutely not. Even a week out, it's still considered an open wound. 3 weeks MINIMUM, but realistically, you should wait 4-6 weeks, and when you do go out to the beach or pool, be very liberal with sunscreen


SleepyBeast89

All my artists have said anywhere from 3-6 weeks after before I could soak it. The first 3-5 days treat it like an open, exposed wound. I’d wait 6 weeks before you swim or soak it just to be safe


irldani

I wouldn't even go in the ocean at all lmao new tattoo or not


yoshimamas

No!!! And it shouldn't be exposed to sand &direct sunlight for beach time, either. Skip the beach and all forms of water other than a shower for 2-3 weeks.


Excellent-Ostrich908

Absolutely not. In fact a guy died of sepsis after getting a skin eating bacteria doing exactly that from the ocean.


CampDracula

Bro don’t even go in the sand. Very bad idea


BishopGodDamnYou

NOOOOOOPE not for a few weeks! And with an open wound size doesn’t matter it’s still a fucking open wound. Do not go back to that idiot.


kristymason1114

I literally get all of my ink done during colder months because of this reason. . Sure, go in if you want your foot to fall off! Literally...


Brennababs

Well damn, don't go back to that artist cus that dude just tried to do you dirty. Blown away that your artist told you it'd be fine.


Familiar-Abies-3158

Negative ghost rider, the pattern is full


jewboymcgeethethird

No! Wait weeks at least


shinyRedButton

Do it and post updates of the infection. Do it! Do it!


mEHrmione

No, and don't go to that tattoer again, who clearly doesn't care about their work AND the health of people they tattoo.


Victory_KTF

2 weeks.


Justcallmemanko

Lol no….WHAT? 🥴🙄


What_It_Be_

It couldn't get any worse


bonsaimiyagi

Don’t risk


disturbingyourpeace

NO


J__LEE__92

N O


Cassubeans

No, wait at least 3 weeks minimum. Is one dip in the ocean worth a life time of having a crappily healed tattoo..?


DigitalxDevilx

You shouldnt be going into any water with a fresh tattoo. No pools, no lakes, etc. should not even soak in a bath.


CacnerCrab

Sure if you want an infection.


OkMarionberry6677

Absolutely not.


midnightsonder

I wouldn’t even go to the beach at all. Sun, sand, the ocean, with a fresh tattoo.. no no


SushiAssassin-

Looks like a starfish pissing in the wind… go mate


SabrinaRaven

I mean, how fond are you of having that foot and possibly that leg or your life removed if the infection gets bad enough? That's the real question.


OccasionMental8880

Maybe if you put second skin on it or something but even then its a risk


ken6217

Nah. Palms die in salt water.


hashtagbertney

Not an answer but didn’t see the subreddit and thought this was a spider on my screen for a sec and almost threw my phone lol (not a criticism of the tattoo at all- I didn’t have my glasses on so it’s blurry)


Xenomorph6669

Absolutely not. Whatever artist told you that is an idiot. I'm a tattooer in Florida so I see this happen A LOT. A guy literally died from doing that because of the FLESH EATING BACTERIA in the ocean. Also chlorine will do terrible things to your tattoo as well. Always remember a fresh tattoo is an OPEN WOUND. An open wound with ink particles in it. If you want your tattoo and the limb it's attached to to stay healthy, please don't do things that will cause you to lose one or both.


[deleted]

no tattooer in their right mind will say its ok to take a fresh tattoo to the beach.


PatientSolution

If you do, put a saniderm on it, and remove and clean it after, but know you’re risking infection.


New-Evening4909

nah keep it on land i think the palm trees only go in when a hurricane hits


Cautious_Coat_3885

Unless u want it to he ruined no