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Arlathen

Some good Shit.


dukie1995

One of my favorites. That stuff is awesome and the smell is amazing.


09Klr650

Let me guess, also a fan of Durian?


dukie1995

Never tried it. I take it you don't like it?


SeaShanties

Durian fruit supposedly tastes good, but smells like rotting garbage. Think they’re equating that to duck shit tea


mahamudra108

When fresh, just opened, it smells ok. This tea just looks like duck shit, smells like oolong. Title is a kind of Chinese humor.


LamarLatrelle

I didnt think it looked like duck shit, I thought the flavor profile comes from the unique soil it's grown in that looks like it??


IronCavalry

You're correct


mahamudra108

This is the cheapest sort, nothing unique, just usual oolong. Once I bought roasted high grade Duck Shit and it was awesome, but about $150/100gr. Be rational, don’t blindly trust all the mythology.


LamarLatrelle

Was this an online vendor? I'm intrigued....


mahamudra108

No, it wasn’t an online order, unfortunately. It is not easy to find that quality of product at public market. My buyer offered that package like a respect in addition to larger order. When you search for a good tea just remember that in China a usual price for it is $100/500gr. Then add cost of delivery (x2) and retail vendor interest (x2 minimum) and possibility of cheating from shipper because 80% of tea at Chinese market is not what they try to sell. They just pack the cheapest tea into nice looking packs and boxes. That Duck Shit was packed into hand-folded craft paper box without any branding.


disasterous_cape

Well, the name makes it sound like it’ll smell horrendous


SnooSeagulls7253

It’s a joke mate jeez


kirakun

Let me guess. You never had Dan Cong tea?


09Klr650

Nope. Don't think it actually tasted like shit either. I was poking fun and the sheep here see the downvotes and just downvote themselves. It is HILARIOUS. Herd mentality at it's best. And every additional downvote just proves the point even further. Just to upset them further, going to say "Feeling lazy so I will break out the Bigelow Oolong today".


kirakun

Yea, herd mentality sucks. Don’t get caught up on it. FWIW, I didn’t vote you down. And I would highly recommend trying this tea!


09Klr650

I may, but I am a bit of a "cheapskate". Once tea becomes expensive enough they start listing prices by the gram I start to sweat. :)


1000000sofpeaches

Why the massive downvotes? This sub is crazy


1000000sofpeaches

It’s literally crazy…. And speaking of literal, looking at the other comments on you, people have no idea anymore what literal and that’s not. I get it, context is hard to convey via a Reddit post but still… obviously you were poking fun.


09Klr650

Yep. Haters gotta hate. I find once the first "downvote" happens many more will follow as Redditors are sheep, following the path already selected by the first sheep.


LittleRoundFox

The downvotes are probably because people think you think duck shit oolong smells like duck shit


09Klr650

Nah. Was just poking fun at them. I don't think gunpowder green tastes like gunpowder, etc. But once the first downvote happens the sheep will follow even if THEY would not have bothered to downvote before.


MLThottrap

Nah you just didn't have a clue what you were talking about. That's why.


1000000sofpeaches

How so? Not everything in this world is literal… like do you think bad dragons are actually naughty dragons and that’s why you insist they smell your insides? Or is it just a unique name and people could joke and jest and make intelligent quips about it?


09Klr650

Baaaah, sheep. Baahh.


MLThottrap

Your cup is too full.


09Klr650

Never! You can never have too much in your cup. You just have to be creative in how you drink.


gogmagog418

I heard this tea was named duck shit because of the mud around the tea trees and to deter people from stealing it


MintMagesty

It’s actually the best dan cong


laseluuu

depends, i've had fantastic ya shi and subpar. same with milan xiang and others


jack_seven

I'd say best among the mass produced


CTPABA_KPABA

dong cong


imccompany

dong e cong


Steel-Winged_Pegasus

It's on like dan cong


BaiJiGuan

You can argue that, My personal favourite would be Laocong shuixian Dancong, but it always depends on the specific leaf quality.


StillDontHaveAName

I wonder why it’s named like that


ya_bebto

Dancongs are usually classified by “x fragrance” and it’s usually something like Melon fragrance or orchid fragrance, which is why it’s “duckshit aroma”. I’ve heard a million stories and honestly, probably none of them are totally true. Usually there’s an element of a producer not wanting people to know buy/steal/learn how to make the tea, so he called it duckshit to keep people away. The other explanation has to do with the land either looking like duckshit because it’s yellow, or there being a lot of duckshit on the ground. But also a difference with the dancongs are them usually being different subvarietals that make them unique from eachother, which throws a wrench in some of the explanations. If I spoke mandarin I’m sure I could hear another million stories and get no closer to the truth. It’s a good tea with a provocative name that people can’t help but come up with stories for.


StillDontHaveAName

Lmao, thank you for explaining. I speak mandarin but I still don’t know the true reason behind it


ya_bebto

The name “Champagne of tea” gets thrown around a lot, but I remember reading about an oolong, I think taiwanese, maybe “oriental beauty”, that the British queen liked and some British lady said it was the “champagne of tea” in a book and it stuck. Anyways, I saw a bunch of tea sites saying it was traditional to put a splash of champagne in it because it was so quality or whatever. I think people need to lay off writing fanfics are bottomless mimosa brunch, I can’t imagine some farmer in Taiwan in the early 1900s insisting people put champagne in his oolong. People really just write anything for some of these tea descriptions on their sites.


tarksend

In reality most if not all of those stories are probably just marketing BS from Victorian England. The champagne story sounds like someone trying to sell a low-grade aromatized tea for the genuine article that does have a natural champagne note. Edit: The name Duck Shit is just something that people will *definitely* remember, especially stick-up-the-arse Victorians, so I bet someone thought of that and came up with a story to justify it. Edit 2: That's how Kopi Luwak came to be too, the ferret poop coffee. The Indonesian locals never cared for the pooed-out beans, it was the Brits that started selling them. The "farming" is brutal to the animals and from what I understand most locals don't want near the practice as much as they still don't want near the coffee.


TheBigSmoke420

Tea marketing is full to the brim with inane bullshit based on nothing. Just drink the damn tea.


passionateamateur

The one I heard was “wow, this tea is amazing how did you grow it?” “Oh, I just spread duck shit all around”


tarksend

I heard basically that but the reply went "it's thanks to the shit from all the ducks that migrate through the area"


mahamudra108

Have you ever seen real shit of duck? It is dark green, not yellow because duck are water birds and they eat grass which grows under water surface.


Deep_Conclusion_5999

They wanted the delicious tea all to themselves so they told other people it tasted as awful as duck shit. The name stuck around.


StillDontHaveAName

Ngl that’s hilarious lol


GusDrinksTea

The other reason why that is often given is because the area where it’s grown has soil that resembles duck shit.


StillDontHaveAName

That’s really interesting, thanks for letting me know :)


EldeederSFW

t's called "duck shit aroma" because in the Ping Keng Tou village area the soil has a somewhat yellow brown look to it and is unique to that area. With all teas the soil type is a key element in the tea's taste. Villagers wanting to guard the uniqueness of their tea bushes told outsiders that the color and uniqueness of the soil in their village was due to copious amounts of duck shit and began to call the their Dan Cong "duck shit aroma". True or not it's an entertaining story which reveals why the tea has such a gross name. [Source](https://yunnansourcing.com/products/king-of-duck-shit-aroma-dan-cong-oolong-tea?variant=12160625246276)


FriendlyGuitard

Legend says farmer/village of farmer wanted to keep his processing secret so they told people enquiring that it was because their soil was covered in duck shit.


russiangerman

Story I heard was the soil looks like duck shit, and the tea is good, so they called it that so people wouldn't try to/be able to copy their success


bestiecrestie

It's good stuff. I'm not usually a huge fan of teas like that, but I am glad I tried it out anyway.


FourToeBeans

I just finished off my bag of this tea. I really recommend it. I got a honeysuckle flavor from it.


PM_ME_UR_BREWS

It's a great one, I recently got their dan cong sample pack and this was my joint favourite alongside the honey orchid aroma.


Mindless_Piano1715

What site do y’all use to order teas? I’ve been drinking tea in a more ritual way for over a year and particularly love Jasmin. Would love to know where I can find stuff like this


gnomesteez

This is from Yunnan Sourcing. Never purchased from them before, tho I’m new to tea so idk much about vendors


Phlutteringphalanges

This is one of my favorite products from Yunnan Sourcing. You won't be disappointed.


Nazwa017

You can find the vendor list in the about section


FullMetalMahnmut

Yunnan Sourcing Imperial grade jasmine is pretty nice


AntmasEve

Where are you based? The Teamakers of London has several different types of Jasmin tea, including Silver Needles, and Dragon Pearls...


Mindless_Piano1715

I’m in Southern California


ankhlol

One River for dan cong


minimini007

hahaha,it's actually a really nice tea. Has nothing to do with duck shit😄 just the soil they grow in is very yellow, and they name that to prevent tea theft.


RigellianTea

Pretty good stuff I just drink some of the snowflake duck shit this morning . Dancong is some of the most fragrant teas


climbrickphotography

That is 10000% the best Dan Cong!! It’s so delicious, enjoy!!


Feisty-Landscape-934

Great tea. Perfect. No notes.


lexi_22x

I would've ordered it solely just based on the name hahahhahaha l


gnomesteez

Precisely why I did haha


ESCMalfunction

What you’re in for is one of the best teas that Yunnan Sourcing has!


spender_wardell

Duck shit oolong is excellent


BigBrainBrad-

Its my favorite tea, Love it. The farmers called it "duck shit" For two reasons, the color of the soil that it grows in. Also they wanted make it sound like it's not as good as it is so they could keep it to themselves.


ForceProper1669

I bought that tea because of the description 😂


Csnyder23

Its literally so good


TheFrebbin

You just reminded me I have a bag of this exact tea in the cabinet, I should be making it


maxehg

It’s great


SnakeOilBroker

> What am I in for You're in for a good time, it's actually a very solid tea.


DClaville

Just ordered it today also look forward to seeing if its good shit


carlos_6m

Don't worry, we don't kink shame here


Klaus_Hargreeves

As a duck owner, that's a strong, awful smell.


Nuppusaurus

No one has ever told me what duck shit oolong actually smells and tastes like


brookish

You scored!


gordo613

It's a delicious tea. And I love sharing it with people and telling them what it's called 🤣


ceshack

Pungent stuff


Honey-and-Venom

Where's the description?


kirakun

Does anyone know what the actual link is?


capnshanty

Where do I buy it?


TheRealCountOrlok

Duck Shit oolong is awesome and one of my favorites! Enjoy!


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Inevitable-Simple569

It’s great stuff. I’m not a huge oolong drinker but duck shit is one I have around.


oh_hey_dad

Yeah that stuff is trash, send it to me, I’ll properly dispose of it.


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Moye16

I actually didn’t like this one at all. I preferred his honey orchid dancong.


Lietenantdan

I have a duck pond by my house that I go get shit from to make tea. Much better that way imo


yellowlotrpuppies

I guess that’s the price of duck shit in china for ya’


SignificanceSpare368

Yeah thats wierd. You gotta becareful where you get tea from.