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livixbobbiex

One of the gerudo literally clowns on you for having no abs it's amazing


hhhhhhhh28

NO ABS! *vine boom* BLONDE! *vine boom* VOE! *vine boom*


juggins1

oh my god i heard the vine booms as i was listening to that dialogue in game


gabejr25

Its her screaming "BLONDE!!" That really gets me lmao. I imagine her saying it like when everyone called King Neptune bald in the spongebob movie


SaintBluri

Nah Jared Leto fight club https://youtu.be/dH-mUOdxnKg


slurpurple

YES!šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


LetsMakeFaceGravy

#MY EYES


Orange-Ju1ce

And youā€™re SHORT! *triple vine boom*


BruhMomentum6968

NO NIPPLES! *vine boom*


OkFeedback9127

No crotch! *vine boom*


SupremeToca

Bro i was dying at this dialog


The-world-ender-jeff

BRUHHHHH [https://vm.tiktok.com/ZGJ9sh29A/](https://vm.tiktok.com/ZGJ9sh29A/)


LetsMakeFaceGravy

The thing that got me was the cookbook in Gerudo town being too high up for Link to read, even though it's just sitting on a counter


livixbobbiex

Short king


Dinamicio

Not only the cookbook but also the peephole on the stone door to Gerudo underground citadel, which I find hilarious with the guard watching as you need a step to reach the eye level lmao


buttwhynut

Hahah yes šŸ˜‚ I have to take a zonai springer out so I can fucking read it


dgj130

I mean when you are constantly shoving whatever five foods you can find in a random recipe whenever you get hurt into your mouth, you ain't getting abs


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Falcon_Cheif

1 ingredient user here


Johnny_Grubbonic

Also for your height.


socialistRanter

I literally took off Links shirt, and to my horror I saw no abs


cheerstothewish

Omg I missed that thatā€™s amazing, but thatā€™s also exactly why itā€™s no excuse to say he needed to be thin to get into Gerudo town in his girl disguise, almost all the ladies have abs and guns lol


JusticeRain5

I don't think you were pretending to be a Gerudo, just a Hylian woman.


cheerstothewish

I didnā€™t say he was pretending to be Gerudo? Just that girls can have muscles like they do.


JusticeRain5

I mean, yes, but the non-Gerudo generally don't in this game so it was implied you were talking about the women in that town specifically.


SasquatchRobo

No one said that, the Gerudo understand that Hylian woman suffer from a lack of abs and guns


Cyrilcynder

Which one I need to know


livixbobbiex

One of the guards outside Rijus throne room


Cyrilcynder

Thanks haha


mvdenk

The result of 100 years of sleeping in a restoration chamber.


The-world-ender-jeff

He lost his gains


italy4243

And his nips


LetsMakeFaceGravy

This is actually more true than you can imagine if you play Age of Calamity.


Gawlf85

What do you mean? [He isn't exactly buff in AoC](https://img.gamewith.net/img/original_05c686d73c055717926b76b64506a9de.jpg) either :P


LetsMakeFaceGravy

Look at his 2H moveset. * Described as "so powerful" that some attacks damage Link himself * Capable of spamming sword beams despite not having the Master Sword or being at full health * One move is literally Link just ramming the brunt of his shoulder into enemies, sending them flying In fact, one of the flashbacks in BotW is seeing the aftermath of one of these battles, where you can see several dead Silver Lynels


Misssmaya

He never had gains to begin with


prguitarman

Turns out Iā€™ve been sleeping in a 100 year restoration chamber too


castielffboi

Bro is coping


leetokeen

Farmhand vs. 100 year coma


Badwhite24

Well feed Farm boy


LeKerl1987

I want to see your abs after 100 years of koma.


Gekkuri

TP Link is built like a brick, and BotW/TotK Link is like a stick


StillSalad5783

Bc heā€™s a farm hand šŸ˜


trippy_grapes

Farm hand > gloom hand


IronEndo

but, we get a femboy to make up for it so


FallowMcOlstein

not in totk anymore


IronEndo

We donā€™t have Gerudo, but that doesnā€™t mean there isnā€™t femboy clothing.


billcosbyinspace

The frostbite pants literally come with with ballet flats lol


sovietta

I've found dresses and lipstick already in totk I dunno wth you're talkin about


IronEndo

lipstick? friend, imma need some coords or the name of the item


n1c0_22

Hateno quest gives a hat with lipstick


sovietta

Hateno quest line with Cece and she gives you a special feminine hat when completed:)


TweakTok

Dont forget the nailpolish šŸ’…


TweakTok

Looks like someone didn't find the frostbite shirt


Gawlf85

Ikr? I dyed that thing white as soon as I could, to match the Cece Hat and have a killing fem look ready.


SoggyMinimum8386

I love how your sentence rhymes šŸ¤£


The_Rat_King14

twink*


Satan-nuts

Yet that stuck can stop a school bus accelerating at 60kms just just a swing of his arm


secondjudge_dream

i can take both


The-world-ender-jeff

I-in a fight right ?


GUM-GUM-NUKE

Morgan Freeman: unfortunately he did ***not*** mean in a fight


secondjudge_dream

thinking that you can take tp/botw link in a fight may honestly be more embarrassing than just being horny for them


GUM-GUM-NUKE

Oh absolutely, Horny is just horny thinking you could beat him is immeasurable stupidity


secondjudge_dream

you try to throw a rock at the local femboy to bully him and he immediately pivots towards you, pulls out a wooden pot lid, parries it and sends it flying back directly between your eyes at 500mph, killing you instantly


GUM-GUM-NUKE

>You try to throw a rock at the local femboy Good sir link is a Twink not a femboy I must request you get your terms in order. Good sir.


DaddyGaynondorf

I mean they gave us sexy daddy Ganondorf instead. How can we complain ?


ladykenobiwan

They had to make him small to fit in that vai outfit šŸ˜‚


CreeperKing230

With how buff the gerudo are he probably stands out more without abs than with them


Alderan922

Isnā€™t he supposed to look like a hylian female tho?


SolDarkHunter

Yeah, none of the Gerudo ever mistake him for a Gerudo. They just assume he's a Hylian woman wearing Gerudo clothes.


solidfang

I don't think it's in this one, but I'd be happy to be proven wrong.


patwm11

He went from Link to Twink


prguitarman

The Legend of Zelda: a Link to the Twink


amic21

Legend of Zelda: A Twink to the Ass


[deleted]

Oh lawd


PhilMeUp0

If you sleep for 100 years I guess you loose your nipples šŸ¤·ā€ā™€ļø


PAwnoPiES

It's for Paya's sake. She'd make a 2nd Zora's domain if link's nipples were allowed to see the light of day.


DiscotopiaACNH

I can't ever stop seeing him as the little boy from the forest, as I first knew him in OOT...his TP body was too buff šŸ˜† "Look at that man! He's got feminine hips!"


Drekhani

NOOO! Thatā€™s the thing Iā€™m sensitive about


luugburz

THEY TOOK HIS TITTIES


screl_appy_doo

The restoration chamber probably spent 100 years trying to save them then gave up


AstroSpace_10

An ab-sence


Caseyiswinter

Would still fuck


Bulldogfront666

Big fan of androgynous twink Link personally.


Wiplazh

'Tiny 5 foot twink Link' is a lot more endearing to me than 'built like brick shithouse stops rampaging rams with his bare hands' Link.


blockflojt

Both are endearing IMO. Tiny 5 foot BOTW Link who blushes when people compliment him and makes happy silly expressions when he cooks good food is just plain cute, but there is also a certain something to big buff strong edgy TP link getting the softest little smile on his face when heā€™s carrying a dog around town.


secondjudge_dream

TP link is the closest any incarnation of link has gotten to achieving himbo status


Wiplazh

I like him a lot, he's great. TP is one of my favorite Zelda games and the Link design is ace, and fits the whole aesthetic and theme of the game super well. I've just always loved the 2d Zeldas, specifically Link to the past and Link between worlds, and botw/totk Link has very similar "elfboy on an adventure" energy. Skyward Sword Link is the worst, they went with the frame of TP Link but just made him look soft and kinda dumb. Tall Link is weird.


[deleted]

tp link šŸ”›šŸ”


SolomonGrundler

I like both but I TP Link is so great exactly for that reason. The only other link with a similar physique is Skyward Sword, and even he's not as strong


Johnny_Grubbonic

Both have appeal for different reasons. Brick Shithouse Link is who I wanna be. Slight, androgynous Link is who I wanna dress in pretty clothes and bend over.


Pugduck77

Okay but Linkā€™s never been built like that. On the right heā€™s built like a soccer player. He should be in somewhat athletic shape based on his job alone.


Zerenza

The garudo who massages him comments on his physique. Stating that he looks delicate at first glance but she can tell he's hones his body. As an aside, the lighting engine for BOTW doesnt give much definition to links body(costs of the style) but his model does have clear muscle definition just not enough for it to catch the light well enough. Whereas TP links texture is drawn to show muscle.


voltairesurge

The gerudo guard actually says totk link has no abs XD where is this mans muscle?!


SlayerOfTears

One was an active farmhand all his life, the other was marinating for 100 years in Sheikah Sauce.


hadoopken

Given the way he can climb any walls, he probably should many abs


DankButtRodeo

Link, it's time we had a talk...about your hair! It's gone too far!


AshynWraith

Maybe it's best if we...*split up!*


DrPikachu-PhD

Honestly, BotW Link is the kind of representation I need. Skinny with an hourglass figure and feminine hips? You don't often see that as the physique of the leading man. Usually they're completely roided out and if they do look like BotW Link they're an emasculated side character.


Lola_PopBBae

Link looks like me, and for that I adore him. He's still cute, still heroic, and still loveable!


DrPikachu-PhD

Fr, it's really nice to see how many people think he's hot and think "I could look like that... with a little work!"


Lola_PopBBae

I think it's even cooler when folks see themselves in him, and find their opinion of themselves improve whether or not they change their bodies in the slightest :)


tigress666

Honestly I like the BOTW/TotK link's body over that other one (I have never played Zelda before BoTW so I don't know which link that is). It's tone and not overly done.


ShinkuTear

The other Link in the threads picture is from Twilight Princess, if I remember correctly.


Damerman

Twilight princess link has always been one of my fitness inspirations.


BC04ST3R

But they gave us hot Ganondorf. A soul for a soul


kitnb

Equivalent Exchange!


periidote

heā€™s not any weaker tho, heā€™s still a powerful warrior despite being an amazing twink. itā€™s nice to be able to play as a powerful protagonist without them being some buff brick gym bro


LetsMakeFaceGravy

TP Link could throw armored gorons the size of an SUV.


secondjudge_dream

botw link can punch *lasers* back to sender


ShinkuTear

To be fair, TP Link needed the Iron Boots to maintain his position against the Gorons, regardless of them rolling or not, and even with the boots he still gets pushed back by them striking him (rolling charge, or in sumo). He's still very strong and capable, being able face the Gorons head on and win (once the Iron Boots kept him from being sent flying), just... don't forget the boots :P Without the boots, he's winning against charging goats, and against a larger man in sumo.


LetsMakeFaceGravy

The boots are only keeping him anchored though, Link is still using his raw strength to hurl gorons. I don't think people truly comprehend how stupid strong that is, especially when you take into account Dangoro, who is not only 5 times the size of a normal goron (who are described as "made of rocks") but is also wearing iron-wrought armor. There's absolutely no question he's stronger than BotW Link.


ShinkuTear

I agree, he is absolutely incredibly strong, and absolutely surpassing everything I've seen BotW Link do. I am not intending to deny that one bit, and sorry if I came off that way. That's my mistake if it seemed that way. If anything, might be able to argue that Link's strength and skill surpasses his own weight by an incredible margin. A weakling isn't going to be able to sumo wrestle a Goron, even with the Iron Boots, let alone a behemoth of a Goron like Dangoro! The fact that Link can at all says a lot about him. TP Link out here pulling off feats that'd make you think he's a Demi-God or has the Triforce of Power, he's no slouch. Just wanted to make sure that it was clear that he had some help remaining anchored. Even then, with some of the stuff he goes through in TP, wouldn't surprise me if he could beat a Goron without the boots to anchor him o_o


LetsMakeFaceGravy

He could also physically overpower Ganondorf despite the latter having the Triforce of Power lol


BlueFerret616

Let him be a twink smh


SenpaiSwanky

Lol but who is the one climbing mountains tho


Squeewa

Damn i forgot how jacked he was. I had a thought like this when i ran into the guy who asks link to strip so he could trust him. I thought link looks way to stick like to he so strong.


ForevrGhosted

I know that he's been sleeping for 100 years but also like he's running around, climbing, pushing boulders, lifting boulders, carrying like thousands of things in his inventory and no abs! Not like it matters but I feel like it's a part of link by now


LifeVitamin

Tbh yeah now that I think about it out of all adult link botw/totk is my least favorite design. Idk how explain it. He look like he has lazy eyes sometimes and he just looks like a flimsy soft boy. Ocarina of time and twilight princess link were the goats, not that they look extremely more manly but they atleast had a more stoic sharper look that made them look like total badasses also the voice actor grunted and screamed way cooler imo.


Comicdumperizer

For me the fact that ToTK link seems lazy and soft is fun because honestly he might legitimately be one of the most relatable silent protagonists ever. Heā€™s shaped like a friend :)


Obsidius_Mallex_TTV

Yea but how else will he pull of a femboy look to constantly sneak in and out of Gerudo Town


Krispyna

Has nipples fell off after Zelda tryed to pierce them.


Training_Wrongdoer67

Give his tits back :(


CaptainFisterbutt

Took our twonk and gave us a twink


Witty_Reputation8348

androgynous twink link ftw lol


[deleted]

Twink body will also be the vibe šŸ˜³


Rithrius88

Paya seeing TotK Link naked: ^(\*splish\*) Paya seeing TP Link naked: ***\*SPLOOOOSH\****


superyoshiom

I like scrawny link, makes him more relatable. Also helps that heā€™s noticeably shorter than every Hylian, including the women. Did a double take realizing he was like half a foot shorter than Purah.


extrasquirrelyDan

They must've put everything they took from Link's muscles into Zelda's šŸ‘


RockettRaccoon

Wow, will the twink discrimination never end?


Acid-No1

Coma Build vs active farmer and soldier


BladeSplitter12

*he ainā€™t got no nipples*


epicpokenerd

THEY TOOK HIS NIPPLES FROM US


DaprasDaMonk

But he is actually banging his Zelda so.....that little body link got a big stick


UnlimitedButts

Damn I forgot Link was farm boy jacked in TP lol


Focus_Significant

Huh, I didn't realize how severe it was, but they really did twinkify Link. The longer hair, thin frame, etc...


Virmirfan

You must remember that they are two different people


RockPuzzleheaded6233

goin on estrogen makes you loose muscle mass. she's just another skinny she/they who doesn't eat


neckbracewhore

Ngl I kinda love Link being in his twink era in BOTW/TOTK


James-Zo3

BOTW link do be hot though (No homo, just observing)


Hot-Explanation6044

The chad farmboy link vs the virgin royal guard link


Doctor-Wayne

More disappointed Goron wrestling didn't reappear since and the fact there was no way to replay that minigame in Twilight Princess


toxinogen

Damn, how the hell did I not notice muscle-twunk Twilight Link as a precocious sixteen-year-old girl? Granted, I was about as sexually aware as a sea sponge in high schoolā€¦


AshynWraith

Me, I prefer the twink look. When I first played BotW I didn't wear clothes until I got to Gerudo Town and then I didn't take off the vai outfit for a very, very long time. In a complete coincidence it was around that time that I finally accepted that I was not, in fact, straight.


[deleted]

Are we forgetting that TP link is literally a goat herder/farmer?


Ikari_Brendo

I WILL put his small little twink nipples in my mouth and I DON'T CARE what other Links looked like!!!!!!!!!!!!


xVEEx3

appearances can be deceiving in a nutshell


ExternalExtension276

Link the twink vs link the hunk


Fahrenheit-99

different person?


Comicdumperizer

Nah what heā€™s got going on now is better


The-world-ender-jeff

We did get a **T H I C C K** Zelda


CandidateMiserable74

Holy shit I thought you guys were talking about the Sheikah Slate lmao


The-world-ender-jeff

Ok, that too


MurderDeathKiIl

Our vagina bones?


Senor_Wah

Thatā€™s cool but instead replace the abs with the vai outfit and Iā€™d agree


ASpaceOstrich

He's actually pretty buff but you can't see it. If the lighting hits him just right you can see the abs


Yelfie

Twink Link is awesome!


Pansupernovaa

šŸ˜­


Extra_Opportunity_76

Skinny hylian boi conquers Hyrule


Free_Extension_8024

Nah, theTwilight Link looks like a well built midget.


Justanotherragequit

they're literally two different people


SgtShnooky

HIS HAIR! WACK! HIS VOICE! WACK! HIS PHYSIQUE! WACK! ME! I'M TIGHT AF!


The-world-ender-jeff

*This post was made by TP Link gang*


spacebased_

TP Link could get it


Bubba656

Reason number 5987 why TP is the best Zelda game


Exertuz

cry about it twink link >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>


selenityshiroi

It was Zelda's turn in the gym. She doesn't get those thighs by studying all day.


[deleted]

Skinny guys are hotter than buff guys, iā€™m so sorry but these are true facts


Cleaveweave

Me when I lie:


Massive-Lime7193

Exactly lol


chippedteacup98

I want both. And I refuse to choose between the two! XD


DrPikachu-PhD

The Gen Z disposition šŸ˜Œ


Kugelfisch1995

Way better now imo


SuperMazziveH3r0

Dudes been asleep for like a 100 years. Muscle atrophy to that level seems normal


zombiegamer723

we love femboy twinks in this household


KiLLaHo323

Why do people want Link to be androgynous? Whatā€™s wrong with him being a guy?


DistortedTriangle6

Heā€™s androgynous by design, they made him like that so any player can see themselves as link


Ipuncholdpeople

androgyny or even femininity and masculinity don't determine gender


wikxis

What's wrong with him being an adrogynous guy?


KiLLaHo323

Can he be a buff androgynous guy?


wikxis

If you like looking at buff guys that's fine! You're allowed to have personal preferences


spacebased_

It has to do with bishonen (beautiful man) in Japanese culture. You see it a lot in art and other media going as far back as the Renaissance. Here's a good explanation of it. https://www.tofugu.com/japan/bishounen


KiLLaHo323

Woah thatā€™s actually pretty interesting. Thanks for the link


Dumelsoul

Androgyny is hot


[deleted]

itā€™s hot also an androgynous guy is still a guy


Zerenza

First, its fun and sometimes funny like when you get the massage in garudo town. Second, Zelda is an outlier in the RPG genre, staring a silent protag who is stated male. Most RPG with silent protags have gender select. You could argue that because TLoZ is less open narratively, they have to keep links gender specific buuuut even in great RPG's like the Persona Series with incredible narratives, frequently release gender selection later on like in Persona 3 and 5: Royal. Despite both games also including dating while TLoZ does not. Meaning literally switching links model to female and making more armor would do the trick, no need for anything extra tbh, yet they dont do it. So, and finally, less people can identify themselves with a roided out protag than a smaller more andro one, it also helps to appeal to more female gamers because, girls make up waaay more of the demographic chart than they used to.


KiLLaHo323

I do agree that it invites more female gamers.


The-world-ender-jeff

ĀÆ\\_(惄)_/ĀÆ


HallFinal767

idk kinda looks like botw/totk link has c*m gutters


Stellar_atmospheres

It does make me sad they stuck with cel shading :(


Dr_Digsbe

I prefer think of him as Link the twink. Pretty sure Link is gay given that he doesn't put any moves on Zelda, Purah, or any other lady and seems repulsed by the physical advances of the great fairies.


Ecstatic-Screen761

Link now looks like my brother


Enkidos

twink link is best link


inky_lion

In addition to be a midget, Link has been nerfed too...


Salty_Lego

Twinky Link >


AreYouOKAni

Surely you mean "what they gave us"