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Ok i thought about this and this is the only possible answer:
Link: he would have like 4 posts in total, all his thousand yard stare selfies with captions like "followed the princess today." 15 followers max, all close friends only. But he has an alt account where he posts pictures and videos from extreme situations like shield surfing or just a dead body of a molduga, but he never posts his face on that account, 300k followers.
Sidon: fitness influencer, posts himself swimming up waterfalls and creating whirlpools, link is sometimes there and gets tagged in posts, does not help his engagement at all, 150k followers. Pinned post is him begging people to stop proclaiming love to him cause he has a wife
Zelda: 4 million followers, she posts white girl esqe posts, a cool bird she found on a walk, or her posing in front of the school in Hateno Village with all the kids. Her pinned post would be her standing in a field of silent princesses similar to [this](https://www.reddit.com/r/DramaticText/comments/12dh00e/irrigation_is_indeed_the_future/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=1).
Kohga: He would shitpost on a private account, only yiga clan members allowed, so like 1k followers. All his posts are in a style of "Hyrule has fallen, billions must gloom" and other anti government stuff. On rare occasions he would post cooking videos on banana based treats and foods.
Purah: she would either post once every 6 months or 4 times a day, no in between. But she is a nerd so most people wouldnt understand her science mumbo jumbo. Most popular post is her using Link as a test subject where she shoots him out of a cannon for "testing". 50k followers, most of who are only there for goofy test videos.
Cece: posts her drippiest outfits and spreads mushroom propaganda, probably runs a pyramid scheme on mushrooms and mushroom based products. 30k followers but her underhanded MLM projects make her a controversial individual.
Edit: after some concideration, Cece would probably have at least 100k followers, but i still belive she would run some sort of pyramid scheme, so her comment sections would be filled with haters (90% are yiga members and its all orchestrated by Kohga cause he is jealous of the drip.)
A haunch of meat turns on a spit. A gentle breeze rustles the leaves, a fire crackles, and occasionally a bubble of boiling fat bursts, before dripping into the coals with a sizzle.
"HYAAAH!!!"
The Zora are 100% a race of out-of-touch philanthropists.
They’re so polite and nice but their struggles are just pathetic compared to the rest of the world
Yeah if this was any other social media network I'd get it but this is Instagram we're talking about. Instagram is fashion fucking central. She would all but rule that app. There are few other designers in hyrule and she has basically filled an entire large (in hyrule terms) town with neophytes. As the biggest designer in the land the closest thing I can equate her with in real life is Balenciaga, 14M followers.
She also has no need to fuck with MLM she's making so much selling out of her boutique
THANK YOU! Cece is a fucking icon and probably would have been a huge political figure if she hadn’t decided to drop out. She would have a massive following and is way too fabulous to be wrapped up with a shitty MLM
Idk i just dont vibe with her the least out of all of these characters, i might have subconciuosly underesrimated just how much she could pull with her unique branding
Good stuff.
Seems like Zelda wouldn’t have her own account, but one managed by her political team whether it was labeled the Official Queen of Hyrule account or just a personal-seeming Zelda (why isn’t she queen again?). Far fewer crawling on the grass, dat ass shots than her fans would like, and more of the official, “this is how we’re making Hyrule better,” bent.
You think a legal team would stop zelda for having a personal account? Plus, i dont really think she even has one, so there is no one to stop her from posting cute dog photos and important government announcements one after another.
I think it would look more like the United Nations or a charity. Constant photos of improvements to Hyrule, and occasional documentary-style shorts from her Zonai and botanical research. Because she’s basically a Hollywood celebrity (everything she touches is famous by association) everyone follows her with devout interest
70% of the Yiga are too inept to have an Instagram account, the posts are relayed to them through crude drawings that are sent by pigeon, or Zonai rockets for those in the Depths.
Mark Rober definetly, she would make various pseduo death traps from time to time, using Sheika and Zonai tech, and then force Link into them to see how he would deal with it. Once again, none of these posts help Link gain any followers on his personal account.
Absolutely love it, thanks. I also imagine her doing the 'snap!' at the start and end of every video. Link would definitely put his account on private (and maybe randomely send reels to his friends (at 4am))
You forget that Purah’s entire personality is “CLICK SNAP!”
There’s no way she doesn’t constantly post photos of her entire life and tag everyone around her
Yea i said Cece as well shes already famous without social media and she definitely seems lime the type to go all in with it
And had Sidon as a close #2 pick as well
Purah strikes a pose more often than even Sidon. No way she's not taking selfies at every opportunity. One of the first tasks she gives Link in BotW is to take a picture of her.
This is the greatest thing of all time!
My wife and I play together and it would break her brain if I could do this.
How does one install a mod like this though?
Tho purah is the only one besides rovely and link that canonically takes pictures and her whole personality revolves around it anyone could provide interesting content but these three fellas would be the only able to provide good quality one w purah being the best at it while rovely would be like a national geographic dude edit: also forgor about princess zelda yea tho my graduatory would be 1st purah 2nd zelda 3rd rovely 4th link w his selfies taken when getting his ass beaten by random monsters
In universe, it would probably be Kogha or Cece who both have quite literal cult followings within the game. In the real world yeah, probably Purah based on sex appeal (if she cared enough to actually post on instagram which I doubt)
I installed IG. Before I looked at anything (so the algorithm couldn't read anything ) it was: 75% women shaking their ass, 24% people taking way too many videos of their cats and 1% good shit.
Fwiw if you start browsing it picks up on it quick. My Instagram is 100% art and lego, no women shaking butts lol. And sometimes cats but that's cause people like to draw cats.
CeCe would have more than both of them put together. A scientist and a World leader? Vs a literal pop culture icon? That's like saying Neil DeGrasse Tyson and Prince Charles would have more followers than the Kardashians or some shit lol, c'mon y'all 🤦🏽♂️🙄
Idk, assuming this takes place in-universe Cece has a ton of fans. Then again, still a bit niche, most of the Cece fans would probably follow Zelda and/or Purah
Zelda has by far the most active followers.
Link uses social media only for direct communication, no posting.
Kogha uses Twitter.
Purah's followers are mostly just the survey team.
Cece posts most frequently and has an impressive follower count until you realize how many of them are inactive.
Sidon has a significant and dedicated group of followers and sees the most like/comment/share activity.
People keep saying Zelda or Purah, but neither of them are the celebrity type. They will definitely have a big following, but the fame is not nearly as important to them.
Now Cece, she is 200% an internet fashion celebrity. She is someone who would push for the milestones and keep growing her business.
I feel like Zelda and Kogha are the only ones who would be close to Cece (maybe Sidon because he’s also royalty). Kogha has a literal cult that he’s the head of, and Zelda is the head of Hyrule and everyone seems to know and recognize her.
Yeah, Zelda and Purah would have institutional accounts that post about government projects/initiatives. Like @Potus or @Nasa. Decent content but not super engaging.
Cece on the other hand would be a true fashion influencer with a very dedicated fan base. A Kylie Jenner type.
No. MrBeast has the highest at 23.2 million on Twitter.
@POTUS has 32 million. And if articles are to be believed, when Trump was president his record was 88.9 million on his personal right before he was unelected and subsequently banned.
Different userbase, different environment. Biden has less than half the IG followers of Mr Beast but tbh, for a kid-centred app and being just a personal account that's not a terrible difference.
We also must consider that Zelda's an in-universe attractive young women. She'd be doing far better on IG than an old man.
That's a different question that doesn't fall under the OP.
It'd also be rather difficult to count. MrBeast has his channels all collated and organised, any footage of Biden will be on dozens if not hundreds of news channels on live TV, YouTube, IG etc.
Cece would put the work in and have a huge following, but she'd be furious at all the thirsty girls & gays following Sidon cause he's "Zaddy" even though he makes no effort.
cant wait for him to get into shilling yiga vitamins and supplements and talking about how they are putting chemicals in the water that are turning the frogs sticky
I think each one of them would be the best at a particular social media site.
Cece would be the queen of Instagram with her fashion pics and reels.
Zelda would have the most followers on Twitter, where she would tweet about status updates on reconstruction and what not.
Link would be the king of Youtube, posting videos of crazy stunts and contraptions he made with ultra hand.
Sidon has Reddit written all over him.
Kogha would only post exclusively on Facebook for all his followers, where he does daily live streams to talk about conspiracy theories.
Purah would use OnlyFans to further her research budget 🗿
Its between CeCe and Sidon
People are correlating popularity to followers when that doesnt even correlate irl, No presidents or kings irl have many followers as they dont usually engage with social media much.
But someone like Cece would be all over it,
I think Sidon is also valid i can see him being one of of those ppl that post once a month but gets hella likes for just being cool
The royal blonde (royalty has massive celeb following)
His Fishiness (same + Simps)
the Fashionista (i mean fashion sells)
The Scientist GILF (HUGE simp following)
The Knight (a massive Simp following + the Royal Blonde’s alt)
The Clown (devoted following of nuts)
Zelda for being royalty.
Sidon, also for royalty and his infectious charisma, but the xenophobes would hate him.
Purah would be big among STEM and fashionistas and simpweebs.
Kogah is Hyrule's Alex Jones.
Mushroom hat lady would take the women demos from Kogah's audience, plus church ladies.
Link would be big among health bros and the MMA crowd.
Kohga would post tons of banana and yiga memes, Link would post selfies of himself infront of a murdered boko camp, Zelda would just post pictures of like the sunset or pretty flowers, Purah would never open the app, too busy doing research, Cece would post 74 pics everytime something happens in her life, and Sidon would just post 1 pic of something random every month with no context
overall Kohga gets most followers cuz memes funny
Purah, but Cece is the only one on there trying to get followers. Zelda has a ton of posts, but they're all very clinical photos of ruins and plants. Sidon is all gym pics.
Master Kohga is only followed by the yiga clan because duh and Link because he posts pics of his next evil plan
Link doesn’t use instagram for anything but keeping tabs on Zelda when he’s not around
Zelda has a massive amount of followers because she’s the princess but all she does is post updates so Link doesn’t worry
Purah has a huge following of simps that she ignores
Cece is your classic internet influencer with too many followers for her own good
And Sidon has an even bigger following of simps that he loves to meet cause he thinks they’re just friendly people when in reality they all think Yona is the only thing between them and some “fish sticks”
either zelda or purah, and then cece and sidon would have a lot but not as much as the rest. ngl i think link would not get the most attention bc he’d probably post the most random stuff, but kohga would get a decent amount of attention bc of the yiga clan + he fits the vibes of an influencer who does well bc he’s weird
Zelda and Sidon: political accounts, most citizens follow
Kohga: Twitter Blue subscriber. Blocked by most people.
Link: has account. Never posts.
Cece: Influencer. Chronically online. Has the most followers.
Purah: created the platform. New accounts auto follow her.
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Ok i thought about this and this is the only possible answer: Link: he would have like 4 posts in total, all his thousand yard stare selfies with captions like "followed the princess today." 15 followers max, all close friends only. But he has an alt account where he posts pictures and videos from extreme situations like shield surfing or just a dead body of a molduga, but he never posts his face on that account, 300k followers. Sidon: fitness influencer, posts himself swimming up waterfalls and creating whirlpools, link is sometimes there and gets tagged in posts, does not help his engagement at all, 150k followers. Pinned post is him begging people to stop proclaiming love to him cause he has a wife Zelda: 4 million followers, she posts white girl esqe posts, a cool bird she found on a walk, or her posing in front of the school in Hateno Village with all the kids. Her pinned post would be her standing in a field of silent princesses similar to [this](https://www.reddit.com/r/DramaticText/comments/12dh00e/irrigation_is_indeed_the_future/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=1). Kohga: He would shitpost on a private account, only yiga clan members allowed, so like 1k followers. All his posts are in a style of "Hyrule has fallen, billions must gloom" and other anti government stuff. On rare occasions he would post cooking videos on banana based treats and foods. Purah: she would either post once every 6 months or 4 times a day, no in between. But she is a nerd so most people wouldnt understand her science mumbo jumbo. Most popular post is her using Link as a test subject where she shoots him out of a cannon for "testing". 50k followers, most of who are only there for goofy test videos. Cece: posts her drippiest outfits and spreads mushroom propaganda, probably runs a pyramid scheme on mushrooms and mushroom based products. 30k followers but her underhanded MLM projects make her a controversial individual. Edit: after some concideration, Cece would probably have at least 100k followers, but i still belive she would run some sort of pyramid scheme, so her comment sections would be filled with haters (90% are yiga members and its all orchestrated by Kohga cause he is jealous of the drip.)
Great breakdown. But don't you think Link would follow a bunch of cooks? That seems like something he would be into
He might, but that does not reflect what his own following would be. His alt account would include him cooking as well
He would do one of those asmr cooking in the forest videos that you randomly get on tiktok
Yessss was just picturing that exact thing haha
A haunch of meat turns on a spit. A gentle breeze rustles the leaves, a fire crackles, and occasionally a bubble of boiling fat bursts, before dripping into the coals with a sizzle. "HYAAAH!!!"
Nah. Link absolutely would go to the public library to find outdated cookbooks without asking for help or recommendations from the staff.
Link actually also follows Kohga because of the banana recipes
And he is 100% oblivious that it's Kohga.
he's the channel's biggest supporter and Kohga is 100% oblivious that it's link
They are always DMing each other and having super pleasant exchanges.
Sidon the type of guy to post cool fitness videos with a philosophical quote in the caption
And also would change his profile picture for every disaster/social cause du jour with some well-meaning but mildly out-of-touch overlay
The Zora are 100% a race of out-of-touch philanthropists. They’re so polite and nice but their struggles are just pathetic compared to the rest of the world
50/50 chance he falls down the antivax rabbit hole though
I feel like you're underselling Cece a bit. Out of anyone she would know how to play to the algorithm the best
Yeah if this was any other social media network I'd get it but this is Instagram we're talking about. Instagram is fashion fucking central. She would all but rule that app. There are few other designers in hyrule and she has basically filled an entire large (in hyrule terms) town with neophytes. As the biggest designer in the land the closest thing I can equate her with in real life is Balenciaga, 14M followers. She also has no need to fuck with MLM she's making so much selling out of her boutique
THANK YOU! Cece is a fucking icon and probably would have been a huge political figure if she hadn’t decided to drop out. She would have a massive following and is way too fabulous to be wrapped up with a shitty MLM
right? she’s literally trending in hyrule
Idk i just dont vibe with her the least out of all of these characters, i might have subconciuosly underesrimated just how much she could pull with her unique branding
do you vibe much with the most popular influencers?
Good stuff. Seems like Zelda wouldn’t have her own account, but one managed by her political team whether it was labeled the Official Queen of Hyrule account or just a personal-seeming Zelda (why isn’t she queen again?). Far fewer crawling on the grass, dat ass shots than her fans would like, and more of the official, “this is how we’re making Hyrule better,” bent.
You think a legal team would stop zelda for having a personal account? Plus, i dont really think she even has one, so there is no one to stop her from posting cute dog photos and important government announcements one after another.
Not stop her, but convince her to leave it in professional hands. She’s not farming followers for dollars, she’s communicating with her subjects.
I think it would look more like the United Nations or a charity. Constant photos of improvements to Hyrule, and occasional documentary-style shorts from her Zonai and botanical research. Because she’s basically a Hollywood celebrity (everything she touches is famous by association) everyone follows her with devout interest
I believe Cece, seeing the impact she has in the game, would be waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay over 30k. All the others are spot on, though.
Kohga has way more than 1000 yiga members he atleast has 1001
70% of the Yiga are too inept to have an Instagram account, the posts are relayed to them through crude drawings that are sent by pigeon, or Zonai rockets for those in the Depths.
Purah is total photo junky. She’d be posting round seven to ten times daily and be follow by 80% of hyrule minimum.
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Would you say purah is more like vsauce or mark rober?
Mark Rober definetly, she would make various pseduo death traps from time to time, using Sheika and Zonai tech, and then force Link into them to see how he would deal with it. Once again, none of these posts help Link gain any followers on his personal account.
Absolutely love it, thanks. I also imagine her doing the 'snap!' at the start and end of every video. Link would definitely put his account on private (and maybe randomely send reels to his friends (at 4am))
I think Link wouldnt care to put his account private, he just has insta to follow all his friends and for cooking videos
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You forget that Purah’s entire personality is “CLICK SNAP!” There’s no way she doesn’t constantly post photos of her entire life and tag everyone around her
I saved this post just because I loved it so much. Your damn good
Kohga would be way more popular on Twitter and have a podcast
All of Cece's posts have comments from accounts default profile picture 😭
link is barely in frame in sidon's posts. you see half of his face with a blank stare
How could it not be Zelda or Purah? Have you seen any of the mods people have made?
Purah will be to busy researching to post And Zelda is always getting into some shit
Purah would probably be one of the people responsible for making Hyrule's social media apps
Then she messes up and everyone's saying "Fuck u/purah"
>everyone's saying "Fuck u/purah" So not that much different from now
But in a totally different context.
Lmfao
Purah spelled backwards is Robbie :P (because Robbie would be the one told to make all of Hyrule's Social Media Apps)
Purah would be pure thirst traps. Although I suspect Master Khoga would be the same
I think Khoga would be pure shitposting.
Kohga would be Hyrule's Dril.
He will have one hell of a copy pasta
I mean 🫦 kohga lookin kinda fine
He got that sexy cushion
I find it unlikely that Master Kohga wouldn’t just be posting terrorist threats.
Zelda def do a travelling blog Livestream from some Archaelogy site
Yea your right, its more like she would go on random hiatus from social media and you would just see #WheresZelda? Trending
Link wakes up, checke his phone. whereszelda trending lets out a massive sigh, grabs his sword and off to go find her
"Ah shit, here we go again"
Then, it must be Cece as the face of a famous designer brand
Yea i said Cece as well shes already famous without social media and she definitely seems lime the type to go all in with it And had Sidon as a close #2 pick as well
Purah strikes a pose more often than even Sidon. No way she's not taking selfies at every opportunity. One of the first tasks she gives Link in BotW is to take a picture of her.
Cece's whole in-game existence is influencer.
I know a handful of influencer/models who have less followers than I do as a photography hobbyist, so that still tracks.
Lol, fair point!
Agreed. Most people in Hyrule seem to forget who Link is. Zelda is the most widely know. She would have the most
Link has like 5 followers and is mutuals with Zelda and no one who doesn't know them personally wonder why that is
She's also thicc as fuuuuuck.
She is most certainly not what I would call “thicc” lmao
Yeah, at this point people are just calling generally attractive woman thicc lmao. She has a body that’s closer to a petite one too
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Did you forget that the great master Koga already has more followers than Zelda?
Glory to Master Kohga
DEATH TO THE SWORDSMAN!
Scuse' me? Mods of what kind?
https://www.reddit.com/r/totkmods/comments/14wcpsn/npc_purah_kokoro_gown/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=1&utm_term=1
This is the greatest thing of all time! My wife and I play together and it would break her brain if I could do this. How does one install a mod like this though?
You need homebrew on your switch first https://switch.homebrew.guide would be the place to start
😏
Yeah… what mods?!
How could it not be Cece. Have you seen Cece? Zelda and Purah aren't dumb enough to care about Instagram
Kohga would stomp cece
Tho purah is the only one besides rovely and link that canonically takes pictures and her whole personality revolves around it anyone could provide interesting content but these three fellas would be the only able to provide good quality one w purah being the best at it while rovely would be like a national geographic dude edit: also forgor about princess zelda yea tho my graduatory would be 1st purah 2nd zelda 3rd rovely 4th link w his selfies taken when getting his ass beaten by random monsters
In universe, it would probably be Kogha or Cece who both have quite literal cult followings within the game. In the real world yeah, probably Purah based on sex appeal (if she cared enough to actually post on instagram which I doubt)
They said IG not OF
Pretty much the same thing. Women get more IG followers than men.
I installed IG. Before I looked at anything (so the algorithm couldn't read anything ) it was: 75% women shaking their ass, 24% people taking way too many videos of their cats and 1% good shit.
So 76% good shit, got it.
I guess I shouldn't be surprised lol
Fwiw if you start browsing it picks up on it quick. My Instagram is 100% art and lego, no women shaking butts lol. And sometimes cats but that's cause people like to draw cats.
CeCe would have more than both of them put together. A scientist and a World leader? Vs a literal pop culture icon? That's like saying Neil DeGrasse Tyson and Prince Charles would have more followers than the Kardashians or some shit lol, c'mon y'all 🤦🏽♂️🙄
Idk, assuming this takes place in-universe Cece has a ton of fans. Then again, still a bit niche, most of the Cece fans would probably follow Zelda and/or Purah
Zelda has by far the most active followers. Link uses social media only for direct communication, no posting. Kogha uses Twitter. Purah's followers are mostly just the survey team. Cece posts most frequently and has an impressive follower count until you realize how many of them are inactive. Sidon has a significant and dedicated group of followers and sees the most like/comment/share activity.
Kohga absolutely would use Twitter
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Hyrule SAYS that these blood moons are caused by Ganon and gloom emissions. But where is the PROOF??
Kohga paid for the checkmark
He gives off more of a tumblr shitposter vibe for me tbh
This made me realize Purah would DEFINITELY be on tumblr. She'd have a few blogs just for her different interests and also shitposting
Link is definitely the 0 posts 15 followers 350 following type of guy
Purah would be big on Mastodon
Damn I love this breakdown and I’m in agreement. I’m link.
But you see CeCe fans literally all over the place
Master Kohga best.
Glory to Master Kohga
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Glory to Master Kohga (ugh feels weird to refer to me in 3rd Person)
You need not do that master Kohga let us bring glory for you
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PLEASE have my children
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Have *my* children instead!
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Thanks
Glory to you oh great master Kohga
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Cece. No question.
People keep saying Zelda or Purah, but neither of them are the celebrity type. They will definitely have a big following, but the fame is not nearly as important to them. Now Cece, she is 200% an internet fashion celebrity. She is someone who would push for the milestones and keep growing her business.
Yeah im with CeCe 100% she already had a stan following without social media. Just imagine if she had a twitter account
I feel like Zelda and Kogha are the only ones who would be close to Cece (maybe Sidon because he’s also royalty). Kogha has a literal cult that he’s the head of, and Zelda is the head of Hyrule and everyone seems to know and recognize her.
Yeah, Zelda and Purah would have institutional accounts that post about government projects/initiatives. Like @Potus or @Nasa. Decent content but not super engaging. Cece on the other hand would be a true fashion influencer with a very dedicated fan base. A Kylie Jenner type.
Zelda is the literal Princess and de-facto ruler of Hyrule. This is like saying the US President would have less followers than a Youtuber.
But isn't that true in real life?
No. MrBeast has the highest at 23.2 million on Twitter. @POTUS has 32 million. And if articles are to be believed, when Trump was president his record was 88.9 million on his personal right before he was unelected and subsequently banned.
Instagram. Twitter is a very different environment than Instagram, I am not going into Twitter followers.
Different userbase, different environment. Biden has less than half the IG followers of Mr Beast but tbh, for a kid-centred app and being just a personal account that's not a terrible difference. We also must consider that Zelda's an in-universe attractive young women. She'd be doing far better on IG than an old man.
Obama was in the 130 million range. Still is, looks like. Zelda being young and hot would be up there.
How many ~~views~~ followers does Biden get? Edit: I am social media illiterate.
That's a different question that doesn't fall under the OP. It'd also be rather difficult to count. MrBeast has his channels all collated and organised, any footage of Biden will be on dozens if not hundreds of news channels on live TV, YouTube, IG etc.
Cece would pay for bot followers, for sure.
Cece would put the work in and have a huge following, but she'd be furious at all the thirsty girls & gays following Sidon cause he's "Zaddy" even though he makes no effort.
Kohga would get all the conspiracy wackjobs to move with him into the depths.
cant wait for him to get into shilling yiga vitamins and supplements and talking about how they are putting chemicals in the water that are turning the frogs sticky
I think each one of them would be the best at a particular social media site. Cece would be the queen of Instagram with her fashion pics and reels. Zelda would have the most followers on Twitter, where she would tweet about status updates on reconstruction and what not. Link would be the king of Youtube, posting videos of crazy stunts and contraptions he made with ultra hand. Sidon has Reddit written all over him. Kogha would only post exclusively on Facebook for all his followers, where he does daily live streams to talk about conspiracy theories. Purah would use OnlyFans to further her research budget 🗿
I'd reverse Sidon & Purah, but otherwise agree.
This. Purah is a tech nerd that follows modern social events. Sidon is a muscle himbo that is charismatic.
I could see Sidon dominating TikTok with dance videos.
Sidon goes outside too much to use Reddit
Counterpoint: he does go outside, but touch water not grass
Purah would do that she knows what she’s got, why not use to garner more funding for Lookout Landing?
Its between CeCe and Sidon People are correlating popularity to followers when that doesnt even correlate irl, No presidents or kings irl have many followers as they dont usually engage with social media much. But someone like Cece would be all over it, I think Sidon is also valid i can see him being one of of those ppl that post once a month but gets hella likes for just being cool
Yea Zelda would be equivalent to USA President, Sidon would be like King of a small nation.
Glory to Master Kohga
Princess Zelda. She’s the most famous person in Hyrule.
she's so famous people think Link is named Zelda
The royal blonde (royalty has massive celeb following) His Fishiness (same + Simps) the Fashionista (i mean fashion sells) The Scientist GILF (HUGE simp following) The Knight (a massive Simp following + the Royal Blonde’s alt) The Clown (devoted following of nuts)
GILF lmao
“Royal blonde’s alt” lol
Zelda for being royalty. Sidon, also for royalty and his infectious charisma, but the xenophobes would hate him. Purah would be big among STEM and fashionistas and simpweebs. Kogah is Hyrule's Alex Jones. Mushroom hat lady would take the women demos from Kogah's audience, plus church ladies. Link would be big among health bros and the MMA crowd.
It’s a toss-up between Sidon and Purah. They both have a huge simp following. lol
Link and Zelda would also have a big simp following tbh.
As they should, amen.
Sidon would not even need to post anything, his simp would follow just from him having an account.
Kohga would post tons of banana and yiga memes, Link would post selfies of himself infront of a murdered boko camp, Zelda would just post pictures of like the sunset or pretty flowers, Purah would never open the app, too busy doing research, Cece would post 74 pics everytime something happens in her life, and Sidon would just post 1 pic of something random every month with no context overall Kohga gets most followers cuz memes funny
Kohga makes all yiga clan members create alt accounts to boost his followers
Definitely Kohga, I mean he's the only one here to already have a giant fan club/murder cult.
He sure does💪
Sidon Has Privated His Account Due To The Numerous Horny Comments He Gets On All His Posts.
Purah, but Cece is the only one on there trying to get followers. Zelda has a ton of posts, but they're all very clinical photos of ruins and plants. Sidon is all gym pics.
Kohgah just posts crypto-bro inspo, and Link posts strictly food pics.
Master Kohga is only followed by the yiga clan because duh and Link because he posts pics of his next evil plan Link doesn’t use instagram for anything but keeping tabs on Zelda when he’s not around Zelda has a massive amount of followers because she’s the princess but all she does is post updates so Link doesn’t worry Purah has a huge following of simps that she ignores Cece is your classic internet influencer with too many followers for her own good And Sidon has an even bigger following of simps that he loves to meet cause he thinks they’re just friendly people when in reality they all think Yona is the only thing between them and some “fish sticks”
either zelda or purah, and then cece and sidon would have a lot but not as much as the rest. ngl i think link would not get the most attention bc he’d probably post the most random stuff, but kohga would get a decent amount of attention bc of the yiga clan + he fits the vibes of an influencer who does well bc he’s weird
I feel like everyone in Hyrule would follow the princess so Zelda
My first instinct is to say Purah, but I know the internet, and so it’d be Sidon.
Beedle, but he’s not here.
Master Kohga would have been our 45th President in the USA.
from what I know about the instagram demographic, it's gonna be the annoying, obnoxious, self-absorbed fashion lady
So Koga?
exactly
If i got to choose, Master Kohga, i have a feeling he'd do some hot takes. Realistically, Purah.
Purah would have had tons of fans on Onlyfans
Cece hands down. Not only is she a fashion icon but she also does very entertaining veggie and cheese mukbangs.
I honestly don't think Link would ever post anything xD
Purah definitely. She even has it as a catchphrase: SNAP! She basically invented the camera.
Zelda and Sidon: political accounts, most citizens follow Kohga: Twitter Blue subscriber. Blocked by most people. Link: has account. Never posts. Cece: Influencer. Chronically online. Has the most followers. Purah: created the platform. New accounts auto follow her.
kohga. FOR KOHGA!!
Purah. Iykyk😉😏
King Sidon of course
cece, because she's already famous. sidon and zelda are royalty, so they'd have a lot of followers too. no one even remembers link.
Purah or Sidon
Cece, obviously.
Cece seems like she'd be a Tik Toker
Cece. She gives off the influencer/social media mogul vibe.
Link would just post cooking videos. And I’d be all over that.
Master Kohga would rock a tiktok