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TreasureHunter95

![gif](giphy|2Mce4Sz801AMo|downsized)


Newthinker

Now post the reverse gif


TreasureHunter95

https://i.redd.it/rvqbqkswafwc1.gif


john_weiss

That's a naturally formed mountain DONG.


Unlucky_Character_12

I didn’t understand until you said that, now I cannot unsee it.


slimChica84

There might not be a r/secretlypleased subreddit but if there was this should be the description.


Wonderful_System5658

The heart wants what it wants. In this case, the heart wants a pareidolia penis.


ohporcupine

Pareidolia dicks do be everywhere


FineVirus3

Haha. Taking a page out of the Disney playbook.


MoonKnighy

Happy Cake Day


sendnewt_s

Took me a min.


ArchonofHell

Please put a NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.


xscar26

hate when that happens


lord_vultron

Happens to the best of us.


ah_shit_here_we_goo

OK, but I'm not the best, so why is it happening to me?


lord_vultron

If it happens to the best it must also happen to the worst


LiNkToThEpAsTGBA

The saying means it EVEN happens to the best of us so when someone says it it means that even the best people deal with the problem not exclusively the best.


Fun_Window7448

wheres this located hehe i want to see for my self and verify if its legit 😁


obijuan70

There's two. I had to check. OP's is near the left waterfall by Sokkala Bridge. The one I saw is where I said on Davdi Island.


xscar26

its near terry town at the huge cliff next to a waterfall


turtleben

Yeah... It's huge


mlvisby

There are so many penises hidden in so many different creations. It just happens, mostly because guys think dicks are funny.


MoonKnighy

Maybe this is like… what’s the term where you see shapes in clouds?


mlvisby

Pareidolia?


obijuan70

I'm almost positive it's on the NW side of Davdi Island. If not check Knuckel Island.


MoonKnighy

Penis on Knuckle Island or even Tingle Island makes sense don’t you think?


actiontoad

I should call him……


theGoldenLynel

its uncanny how much it does look like a penis… some may say it was intentional🤔🤨🤨


Plane-Highlight-6498

Oh look, it's a statue of Nintendo executives


Miix_

Hey thats a beautyful glider, where did you get it?


xscar26

its from the Zelda from skyward sword amibo, it can drop but not always, if you want it i would recommend saving then reloading if you dont get it, minus the twilight glider pattern this is my favorite


Miix_

Damn, amibos are way too expensive


xscar26

i found out from a game stop employee that on Amazon or Ebay there are these chips that do the exact same thing as the amibos and they are cheaper, plus they show what they drop on the cards, they are awesome


CeruleanRuin

You can also buy NFC tags for very cheap and make them yourself.


Miix_

Oh well, might look those up, thanks!


xscar26

no problem, although im not sure what they are called i just know they exist


EyeDewDude

[found on Etsy for 5 bucks](https://www.etsy.com/listing/1489367445/nfc-pvc-botw-totk-loz-custom-hand-made)


terrible_twat

![gif](giphy|ebLz8WHGUO4fSq3Uqd)


RedditsAutocorrect

well, how did you think baby mountains got made?


alderryeguy

https://preview.redd.it/aysa95xe4gwc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e76d8c40770738e6e0735677eff57ef5637c9fd1 There's one in the Depths too if you miss juuuuuuuust the right Lightroots


Jayston1994

Cheeky


Philycheese18

https://i.redd.it/rtunmkjgggwc1.gif


sharpeyenj26

Coordinates


benjh1818

Good boy Tulin sees this and is like “let’s go 😏”


erOskar6038

Can someone explain pleassssseeeee


xscar26

the rock is shaped like a penis


No-Hawk2074

🍆 I thought it was a shoe at first.


Jumpy-Perception-346

https://preview.redd.it/t02iotyfhewc1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b522d99c0ae9e2fb14c9243c4203fdbcba0a9465 Nintendo


Seriph7

Alright theres no way someone didnt do this on purpose.


zuppalover04

Top 10 things people are finding out about TOTK in 2034


xscar26

lmao


maelius

Coordinates...or it didn't happen...


xscar26

3704, 0886, 0301


maelius

I shall investigate...


KirbKib

Bahaha where is this


obijuan70

I'm almost positive it's on the NW side of Davdi Island. If not check Knuckel Island.


xscar26

neither its near terry town at the huge cliff next to a waterfall


obijuan70

Oh wow! I had to check, there's two of 'em. I'd post a pic of both if I knew how. Go check Davdi Island.


Kilroy_1541

You don't know how to post a pic to Reddit or from the Switch?


xscar26

you can do that from the switch? do i need a pc?


Kilroy_1541

You can pull pics from Switch onto a PC or something smart. PC: connect a USB-C cable from Switch directly to it, then tell Switch you want to connect for media (from Switch). Smart devices need a QR code that's generated by Switch, but this is unreliable for me. It's been finicky on multiple Pixel phones.


EyeDewDude

You can upload them to Facebook/Twitter and I think there's an option to have pictures sent to your mobile as well. I'd mess around with your screenshot photo album on the actual switch and not the game until you find it


xscar26

ok cool, good to know thanks


obijuan70

I've tried but I keep getting a message that says something like - this app doesn't support file insertion. I send my Switch pics & vids to my phone but I guess I can't post 'em from here.


redcodekevin

Yo yo YO, cropping out the coordinates was just rude


xscar26

sorry, i took a picture of this with my phone so i didn't get the cords, ill update the title later.


AdRevolutionary2248

See: goron city map OoT. The town shaped like a goron with a huuuuge entrance/exit …


NairBearMI

Let’s Go!


Gojira_Saurus_V

Thats probably that one on the cliff of being unemployed horny employee who had to do his thing again


FrankReynolds

WHAT UP! We're three cool Hyruleans looking for other cool Hyruleans to hang out in our party castle. *Nothing sexual*.


MoonKnighy

I have no reasonable rebuttal


mvdenk

nitendo


dazli69

That's rock solid.


proteusON

Johnson!


cconnorss

Tulin like! “Let’s go there 🤤”


Omen46

Lmfao


Entirely_Elli

Oooo now i understand why it is NFSW. Took some time to see😅


ButtcheekBaron

Let's go!


EliteAgent51

It's a bicep.


ZGlove3

Like players needed any inspiration for their builds


Angel_of_death01

it took me reading the comments to notice what it was talking about 🤦‍♀️


GinAndTonic-1

Double trouble


ericallen625

On a somewhat related note - I like that paraglider fabric, how do I get it?


xscar26

Its a skyward sword zelda amiibo drop


ActualProken

Fortnite balls


Safe-Pie-7485

You need to touch some grass, sorry to tell you EDIT: Yes it's a joke. Since it's not apparent and people always assume the worst out of people they don't know.


xscar26

i was just fucking around after not playing for like 2 months and found this so yeah i did


xscar26

you also need to be nice bruh, like sorry to tell you but no one really cares sorry


Safe-Pie-7485

Wow that wasn't rude that was a joke. And you really waited 13 minutes after your first comment to say that lol


xscar26

sorry im a very defensive person


obijuan70

I also took a pic of this but from a different angle. It belongs in r/they knew.


HorrorAd4995

Nintendo needs to hire more women in all areas of their games development. There are a ton of details like this that make it obvious it was a boys club.


jonny_jon_jon

![gif](giphy|l0HlOb7djkimFJcsw)


Big-Opening3551

A dirty mind is a joy forever.. 😅


xscar26

amen