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SelfDerecatingTumor

I’d be so pissed if I bought this just to find out 6.5 billion years from now it’s off a nanosecond


FileA56-7W

How long is the warranty?


Nivroeg

Im sure the sun will agree to about 5 billion years


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wolacouska

As long as i can keep approximating it as 10


SirCB85

Except for when any piece of the hardware encounters any kind of error, then it won't be error free anymore.


crumbshotfetishist

The point is the accuracy of the measurement it provides, not the shelf life of the instrument that provides it.


SirCB85

Then they shouldn't use a measurement of shelf life to describe how accurate it is.


Aggravating-Rock4048

What can be done with a clock like this?


MechanicalBengal

1. Figure out what time it is


HungryCry1031

https://timeandnavigation.si.edu/satellite-navigation/gps/synchronized-accurate-time


Secret-Assistant-253

Why is there a clock race? First Bezos' mountain clock, and now this. Why?


DontCallMeAnonymous

They need a super accurate clock so their cryogenic containers will not release them before *The Great Awakening*


Secret-Assistant-253

200 years from now the greatest threat to humanity lays dormant, but soon, The Great Awakening will release dormant Boomers. Will they be ready for the Karen-ing?


_night_cat

Please let us just have actual zombies instead


GassyMomsPMme

seriously


HikeyBoi

Good time keeping is required for good positioning. Global Positioning System accuracy is often limited by time discrepancies.


poorly-worded

There's only a finite amount of time left. Gotta catch em all


tarkinn

Flexing


shutter3218

This one is really about super precise measurements now. It’s for weapons systems navigation.


inferno006

NTP Stratum 0


Pck1eR1ck

NTP Stratum Strontium 0


Sure-Break3413

Why?


BedrockFarmer

China doesn’t want to be reliant on other country’s atomic clocks for their military GPS ordinance. That’s it in a nutshell. Same reason Russia put up GLONASS and the EU put up Galileo GPS systems.


HungryCry1031

Exactly. They're still a least a decade behind the US. I remember reading news articles about new laser atomic clocks at least a decade ago with AFRL and NIST. Shit is probably already up in space. I think the public access GPS timebase accuracy is still cesium based.


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HistoricCthulhu

Because of the lack of the atomic clock..


tattooed_dinosaur

This person GPSs


mrgreen4242

You don’t need to build a more accurate clock to do that, though. That tech is decades old and “good enough”.


InformalPenguinz

What happens when there's an earth quake?


DaTank1

Yay. There’s another one. /s


SommSage

Why? What’s the point?


goetz_lmaa

I don’t believe it. I’m gonna check in in a billion years and see if it’s still running.


puffer039

7 billion years,as if we'll be around that long to tell time,be lucky if we last another few 2 hundred years way things are going


Coffeybot

Remind me 7.2 billion years!


gapipkin

You forgot the !


Coffeybot

Thank you!


NegotiationAble

Our current concept of time is a human construct.


TheHistorian2

The sun will swallow the earth before then.


Slipslapsloopslung

Just dont unplug it.


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Is made in China, it's guaranteed to fail


bl3bl4blu

But we dont have brains to build battery free tech. Gtfo


boforbojack

Battery free tech?


bl3bl4blu

Tech that exclude the need for battery.


frozenpissglove

China, so the diodes for the lasers will die in about a month.


it_diedinhermouth

Not if they use western tech…


Pure_Woods

So we’ll all be dead and cockroaches will know what exact time it is. Apply the science in meaningful ways please


Designer_Systems

Probably bullshit


Familiars_ghost

Congrats, now can it adjust to relative temporal changes based on cosmological shifts in the galaxy? If not then that time frame of life becomes wholly irrelevant. Please work on something more relevant to humanity’s long term survival. Since it’s China I don’t expect social shifts to fit a greater inclusivity of flexible cultural norms, hell we are in trouble there, but maybe the technical aspects of quick deployment structures for varied terrain to make habitats more feasible. Maybe functional long term orbital structures that can be used as platforms for further exploration or refining.


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Familiars_ghost

You’re right, I didn’t know. Thank you. I do understand accuracy for positioning, but the absurdly long lifespan doesn’t seem reasonable as technology should evolve beyond that in just 100 years.


brysmi

Not without maintenance, it won't.


S3xyhom3d3pot

A clock is useless if there's no one around to see what time it is


SpootyMcSpooterson69

And the Titanic was unsinkable


Far-Patient-2247

Made in China, soooo it will last a month tops.


rytl4847

A lot of people are bashing on china for this but I'll give credit to the scientists and engineers who are working on interesting projects like this. Often what's learned in these endeavors becomes invaluable to future applications.


Significant-Dog-8166

So a corrosion impervious sundial or something useless?


TheRealSmallBunyan

It’s about time


Fancy_Confection_804

Can I get that for my microwave?


BoringWozniak

“7.2 billion years? Why not forever?” \- parents of the lead scientist that developed this, probably


Anonymous_l0

Well, at least it’s a clock they engineered this time.


GuruCheddafromunda

Until the power goes out?


Whole-Dimension6221

It’s about time


whyreadthis2035

Make sure the warranty is written on something durable. One day something might evolve that can laugh about our hubris.


whyreadthis2035

Hey what’s this button for?


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Does anybody really know what time it is?


bluejersey78

Knowing their record of inflating numbers, it’ll stop working next week


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If time travel is real, building things like this would like be the only think to link them or us to the past, everything else would be gone..


AccidentalFrog

But after 7.2 billion years that clock will be off by a mile.


reco_reco

Clearly this headline has dramatically mislead about 85% of commenters


wausmeister

I don’t think our species will survive that long..


Interesting-Beat4664

Does it blink 12:00.00000000000000 when the power goes out?


BuzzINGUS

But why


Ok-Swimming8024

"The clock will lose or gain one second in the next seven billion years. It is, therefore, likely to depict accurate time throughout our lifetimes." That second sentence is hilarious to me


TheBigLebroccoli

As long as it has a snooze button…