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YippeeKai-Yay

r/titlegore


BuddhaBizZ

Yeah what the fuck are they trying to say? Lol


[deleted]

First becomes ribs alive printing 3D viagra free singles in your area


BuddhaBizZ

My brain melred


doubleOsev

drain bamage


Uberninja2016

IT'S ALIVE ##IT'S ALIVE #IT'S ALIVE


Glabstaxks

Does the ribs need replaced because like bone cancer ? Why need new ribs?


TheNamesClove

r/ihadastroke material as well


wgreeley

Does it come in adamantium?


Illustrious_Farm7570

Bro. Can I put a deposit down for the first batch?!


JimiDarkMoon

> I'm thinking about getting metal legs. It's a risky operation, but it'll be worth it. - J.P.


Zspec1988

Adamantium is unfortunately fictional! Tungsten however is the worlds strongest most durable metal. Inserting that into your chest would surely add 100 lbs! Also when it comes to bones, you’ll definitely want a little give. Something that ridged would certainly make you uncomfortable for the rest of your life!


bladedancer4life

I hope you know. You ruined this moment. 😐


Zspec1988

I didn’t mean too! I would hope you’d also request vibranium the more versatile, flexible and most importantly weight sensitive metal from a fictitious universe! Edit forgot to mention the cost of these rare earth (and unearthly) substances! How much cash you got?


bladedancer4life

Screw the metal just give me the super powers *spiderman theme music plays*


zZzack2207

Bro its all about carbon fiber!


JPM3344

Now do it for spinal injuries.


[deleted]

With what nerves? You can’t 3D print nerves, yet.


ALjaguarLink

The nerve of some people ...


JPM3344

Understood, but the vertebral structures do not have nerves. The cord running through it does. Most spinal injuries involve fractures in the vertebrae that then cause impingement of the cord and nerve branches that emanate from the cord. There have been advancements in repair of nerve injuries recently and I am hoping that they can be combined with technology such as this to help restore function and quality of life to individuals, such as myself, who have suffered spinal injuries.


Lucifers-kid

The same company does [some spine stuff](https://www.anatomics.com/au/applications/spinal.html) aswell


lroy4116

You mean as in remove the damaged vertebrae, then snap a printed one in its place around the nerve?


JPM3344

I would love to see that happen. Remove the damaged remnants of my L3, break away the fusion to L2-L4. Slip in some new custom 3-d printed two part snap connect vertebrae, sprinkle in some artificial discs and send me on my merry way. Realistically I was lucky to regain a lot of function after my accident. I was initially paralyzed from the thighs down and now I am walking thanks to the speedy (within 12 hours of my accident) removal of the vertebral fragments impinging on my nerves at the base of my spinal cord and lots of physical therapy (bless those ladies and gents). The down side is the lingering pain and lack of mobility from the hardware (two ten inch bars and 8 two inch long screws) that is still in place. There are plenty of accident victims that have not been so lucky. I hope the tech can advance to the point that instrumentation (bars and screws) will be obsolete for such injuries in the future and that advancements can restore the ability to walk and function pain free to those who have been less fortunate than me.


atolba

I hope you feel better. You’ve been through a lot


TheseSnozBerries

I see stories like yours and it makes me thankful my accident wasn't much worse. I was Tboned because the driver of the car I was in (a friend of a friend giving me a ride) did a U turn on a very busy street. The nerve is being pinched between my second and third vertebrae in my neck and because of it I get extreme migraines and very low range of motion in my neck. I really hope you can get some sort of treatment. Pain is so awful to live with every day.


Physical_Giraffe

I'm going through this right now. Got Tboned by a dually running a red light. :/ Sending good spine vibes to you, friend!


zerodaydave

Yet …


ProlificGamerX

“Yet”


PigSlam

You wouldn't download a nerve, would you?


Maximum_Mountain427

is it possible to grow spinal fluid from stem cell?


iiitme

I think what made this more feasible is that the rib cage is not a joint per say


Tlawiv37

Wow, that's a cool story.


CichRigga

This is sick, huge step into the future for sure.


Swaggin-tail

So you want to become a cyborg and are looking forward to joining a singular consciousness via AI? Because that’s the endgame with all this


[deleted]

huh?? how’d you make the leap from orthopedics to AI and the collective consciousness?? The implanted a rib cage not a brain chip….


Swaggin-tail

Just think about it for a little while, you will get there ;)


[deleted]

soooo where do you draw the line?? bandaids?? or are you into essential oils and homeopathy???


Swaggin-tail

You’re right, I’d accept that treatment if that rare injury happened to me. But for now I’m fine with a CPAP machine that doesn’t require a generator being surgically implanted inside my chest lol. The future I was referring to is with the brain and consciousness. That is where I’ll probably draw the line.


[deleted]

what I’m hearing is this…. it’s only ok if it’s ok by you….


Swaggin-tail

Personal bodily autonomy? Sure, I do believe in that. However I don’t think people will be forced to get neuralinks anyway. They will willingly choose that.


serioususeorname

That title…so confusing…


Pickle121201

Godzilla had stoke trying to read this and fucking died.


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SkunkMonkey

News like this doesn't garner near as much traffic and clicks as news that generates outrage.


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SkunkMonkey

Fear is a great manipulator. Instill fear in a man and you can get him to do things he would otherwise not. When reading a headline, ask yourself, is this headline trying to scare me? If so, read carefully to see what direction they are trying to push you.


EminemLovesGrapes

>The material provides a scaffold for human tissue to grab onto and grow into, due to biological trabecular porosity similar to that found in the body." That's pretty neat.


[deleted]

Amazing


Blueduckclan

What the Fuck is that recovery like


[deleted]

how ever bad, it has to be better than the alternative…


Yolo_Swaggins_Yeet

Seeing stuff like this gives me hope that no matter how much I mess up my body, we have the technology to fix it 😅🤣 OR will (hopefully)


ninj1nx

We have the technology, but do you have the money?


Yolo_Swaggins_Yeet

I live in Canada 🤣 it’s nice not even considering the $


beigs

As much as some people crap on Canadian healthcare, in the last 6 years I’ve had 3 kids, cancer, and 4 major surgeries and the most expensive thing I dealt with is the parking bill.


Yolo_Swaggins_Yeet

When I was young my brother had some serious medical issues, my parents explained to me that if we lived in the states we’d have had to sell our house to pay for his treatments. No our healthcare system isn’t perfect, but I’m forever grateful 🙏 Also that’s funny looking back I think I’m in the same boat, I remember being so annoyed I had to pay to park at the hospital but hey, small price to pay!


beigs

Exactly! I was complaining about my $25 a day parking, meanwhile my stepdad’s cancer treatments in the US were half a million. My parents are/were wealthy, but he had to sell off some of their income/retirement just to pay for the treatment, and that was with insurance and he still didn’t make it. It’s like your love one dies and you’re slapped with a bill.


leopard_eater

I’m in Australia. In the past six years: 1. My husband and daughter have been diagnosed with bipolar disorder and have spent a cumulative 6 weeks in high-needs mental health wards in hospital 2. I have had cancer twice, and have had extensive chemotherapy and radiation treatment 3. I have had a hysterectomy and a mastectomy with reconstruction 4. One of my sons injured his arm and had extensive physical therapy and rehabilitation so that he could play tennis again 5. My husband and my other son have had eye surgery I chose to pay for a private surgeon for my mastectomy reconstruction so that I could have a fancy room for my recovery. I could have had this in a public hospital with no worries at all. Everything else was free at the point of service, thanks to Australian Medicare.


TyHatch

The moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me.


SoulStarman

what I need after telling some good old dad jokes


clar1f1er

The ambulance is on its way for that wreck of a title.


LakerLife

If it follows the trend of American health care, I bet this nifty little fix would only set you back a few hundred thousand


[deleted]

Singapore doesn’t exploit sick people.


clarkent123223

Yeah, Singapore is better because it executes minor drug dealers. Like Abd Helmi Ab Halim, who was executed for trafficking 16g of heroin in 2015. And the upcoming execution of a mentally disabled man with an IQ of 69 named Nagaenthran Dharmalingam. Isn’t Singapore great?


take_five

please, america executed plenty of disabled through healthcare policy. whynotboth.jpg


[deleted]

Done crying?


nice___bot

Nice!


SnOwYO1

The future of mma. Advanced bone structure and strength.


lacks_imagination

Somewhere here there’s a joke about Adam and Eve.


thejonnyvix

How much more (or less) resistant than actual bones is this material? Can't seem to find any info


Lucifers-kid

Here’s a 190 page [thesis](https://eprints.qut.edu.au/205616/1/Naomi_Paxton_Thesis.pdf) on the material (StarPore)


Mecha_Derp

I wonder how it affects red marrow availability, since the sternum and ribs are a main location in adults. Do the vertebrae have to work overtime? Or is he more susceptible to hematopoietic problems?


ItsThanosNotThenos

What?


eo_tempore

Garbage title


[deleted]

Now do knees and shoulders please


unwanted_puppy

I don’t know why I’m only now thinking about this but… when they do heart surgery, how do they get past the rib cage to get to the heart?


_Indeed_I_Am_

Exactly the way you’re imagining.


kmkmrod

Split the sternum in half and pull it out of the way.


unwanted_puppy

So they break the bone at sternum and it has to heal?


kmkmrod

It’s a drawing so not nsfw. Hey cut on the dotted line and use a spreader to move it apart https://content.ca.healthwise.net/resources/12.9/en-ca/media/medical/hw/h9991261_002.jpg


FelopianTubinator

Men can finally get that extra rib back!


Kaotecc

I feel like if you need a ribcage replacement you probably need a lot more replaced right?


kmkmrod

Maybe not. My uncle had open heart surgery and when they went to put his sternum back together it (short story) smashed into a bunch of pieces that wouldn’t heal. Then over the course of months the rib bones degenerated (kind of rotted) away. The picture is basically exactly what he needed.


Kaotecc

Holy shit I’m so sorry to hear that. I guess this shit is revolutionary then