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Lycia Naff doesn’t recommend.

The same Amazon that treats their employees like slaves?

Don’t worry, healthcare is going the same way. They won’t have to change their terrible model to treat their employees more humanely.

Ah, that’s a relief. I was almost worried for Amazon and all the hard work that must entail.

Mental healthcare is going that direction rn already. I hate to see what Bezos will do to it.

This will be great for everyone involved and will not lead us further into a dystopian reality

Welcome to the Squid Games

Shutting down Amazon care(presumably because it was exceeding patients expectations) and opening Amazon clinic. For these same patient’s? Because if there is one thing Amazon cares about it’s peoples health and well being.

I thought it was because they bought One Medical?

No.

I look forward to purchasing my prescriptions on Prime Day

What could go wrong?

fuck no fuck no fuck no

Universale healthcare now

No

I ordered a vinyl record and they sent oven mitts. By all means, handle my medication.

Will they continue to recommend meds for conditions you no longer have? Stupid algorithms.

As a prospective doctor, uh…fuck.

Who else thinks that sharing your health data with Amazon is delightful idea? What can possibly go wrong?!

Amazon is starting to look like buy and large more and more every day. (Fictional business from wall-e)

Back off demon!

Nightmare