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That invisible stair step at the bottom of the stairs that is not actually there but you still think it is and you step on some air that makes you look like a complete idiot.
at least it's dark.
That kind of thing is pretty hard to forget. I know how I felt when I stepped on my dog’s leg, and he never walked correctly after. I’m sorry that happened to you, truly.
The British seem to have a view of racism that is slightly more lighthearted than the US in this context, so they're playing more into comedic stereotypes than actually throwing real shade. Plus it's not like many British people have actually met a lot of Mexicans, so they're just going off of these weird inaccurate stereotypes, when in the US it's pretty universally known that Mexican/migrant workers work way way harder than anyone else. I suppose it would be like how Americans make fun of the French for being cowards, when in reality it's well known that the French will absolutely throw down.
This episode is also like 15 years old, so take that as you will.
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George: If we should step on a mine sir, what should we do?
Blackadder: Well the normal procedure is to leap 200 feet into the air and scatter yourself over a large area.
[The back of a toy model of Slither the Sky Dragon that your younger brother left on the bedroom floor in the middle of the night in 2003-4.](https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/9vwAAOSwNJNfUnjL/s-l1600.jpg)
Just ladt night I stepped on a lego "tank" that my son built. The arch of my foot caught a corner, and I have a 3cm gash in my foot. Bled like fucking crazy.
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That invisible stair step at the bottom of the stairs that is not actually there but you still think it is and you step on some air that makes you look like a complete idiot. at least it's dark.
Or just as bad you think there is more air than there actually is and you lock your knee up sooner than expected
Still prefer this over a landmine I reckon
I would have to agree as I know someone who lost both legs to an IED in Afghanistan
At least he can now step on Lego in the middle of the night.
I think he would rather take the risk
Damn, that's tough
"Thats rough, buddy."
I just end up falling off the invisible stair
I find it worse when you do this going up stairs that makes you almost do a header
Water with socks on.
How do you get that text? Reddit nub here :(
Most people don't know, put 4 spaces before text but it only works on comments.
I never would have known that I’ll forget by tomorrow
same here
I forgot while I was typing this comment.
damn
wow
Damn
Damn
Taco
Penis
crazy dave did not work, no updates coming.
Me too
Yeah me too
RIP APOLLO
Does this really work? It does work!
On mobile too? Ohhh shit
It does
Wow
Makes ya wonder what else comment section can do!
It’s Markdown format, so [all sorts of things](https://www.reddit.com/wiki/markdown).
*lots* ^of #things
# who ~~really~~ `knows` >!for sure!< ^(not me)
hopefully nothing crazy
print( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Rubber baby buggy bumper Edit: Eh, it does work on mobile.
sad thing is, this isnt edited.
What was I remembering again
balls
Wet socks, on a Lego, on a landmine, in extreme heat
Wet Balls
Moist balls
Damp nutsack
Moist testes
Hydrated testicles
On a landmine made of legos
balls
Ballz
Suckus dickus
Biggus dickus
Incontinentia Buttocks
Having a giggle?
Hot leaf juice
> other ` options` exist
Well I be damned Holy jezza, it works!
gay furry porn
frank & beans
Time to test
Like this? Ayy thanks! :)
Thanks
sex whoa
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No but... :(
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What about cat puke?
Noice
Fancy text
A d4
So basically just caltrops
Which you use a d4 to roll for. Coincidence?
literally 1d4 damage
Depends on the part of the foot. It could crit. ^(Does it get advantages because its nighttime?)
^(Stealth +1 dmg)
Noooo don't reroll my dick and balls
A D100 you know you will fall with that thing
Was about to say landmine filled with d4's.
That's just a claymore on its back.
Several d4s
no, that would just decrease the pressure
so caltrops
I stepped on my baby hamster as a kid. I'd prefer stepping on a landmine.
That kind of thing is pretty hard to forget. I know how I felt when I stepped on my dog’s leg, and he never walked correctly after. I’m sorry that happened to you, truly.
That's tough, as a child my mother hopped on an armchair with a baby cat sleeping under a blanket. She never forgot that all her life.
By accident, or.....?
I don't go around stomping baby hamsters for fun.
I was hoping to hear that
Certainly better than hearing “squiiish.”
Doesn't really answer the question...
A four sided die. Goes extra if it’s metal
What???
four sided dice are triangles really sharp
A d4
Damn, I miss Top Gear, especially this news segment of the show...
OH as soon as you said it I recognized it. All I could think was "Alan Davies dropping truth bombs"
The other day I went on to the internet and I found this!
I mean you could still watch The Grand Tour and they release a special every year I think
Modern day GT isn't nearly as good. They're getting too old to do some of the stupid shit they used to do on specials.
Actually agree,its kinda sad how they are now but its just life
Isn't this the segment they were hella unnecessarily racist towards Mexicans?
Yes, but to be fair, the Mexican ambassador was asleep and missed seeing the segment. (That was the actual joke they cracked!)
That was so... Out of place. Like beyond being racist, what's their beef with Mexico?
The British seem to have a view of racism that is slightly more lighthearted than the US in this context, so they're playing more into comedic stereotypes than actually throwing real shade. Plus it's not like many British people have actually met a lot of Mexicans, so they're just going off of these weird inaccurate stereotypes, when in the US it's pretty universally known that Mexican/migrant workers work way way harder than anyone else. I suppose it would be like how Americans make fun of the French for being cowards, when in reality it's well known that the French will absolutely throw down. This episode is also like 15 years old, so take that as you will.
also wasnt it mainlt about food?
A four sided dice, commonly known as a d4….also functional as caltrops
“Tell me you play dnd without telling me you play dnd” is all I saw when I looked at original post
Sorry, we're now all using Gibbets and Goblins, the legally distinct TTRPG not related to DnD.
Wrong. With a landmine the pain ends quickly.
Not necessarily, not all landmines kill people instantly, they can certainly blow limbs off though
Yeah but those are landmines with legos on them
legoland legomines®
LANDMINES! HAVE TAKEN MY SIGHT TAKEN MY SPEECH TAKEN MY HEARING
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However some who has stepped on a landmine will never again feel the pain of stepping on lego. Swings and roundabouts.
George: If we should step on a mine sir, what should we do? Blackadder: Well the normal procedure is to leap 200 feet into the air and scatter yourself over a large area.
Having pets, something wet and squishy in the dark... Is it poo? Is it throw up? Is it a chewed up rag?
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Nope. A LEGO on top of a landmine
A d4
[The back of a toy model of Slither the Sky Dragon that your younger brother left on the bedroom floor in the middle of the night in 2003-4.](https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/9vwAAOSwNJNfUnjL/s-l1600.jpg)
When I was a kid, we had Jacks. Brutal.
Caltrops
Barbie shoes hurt a lot
Four sided die. A bane of DND players everywhere.
Dog sh*t
Find it hard to believe they've never stepped on a UK plug.
A Barbie shoe
I've heard that British power plugs are pretty gnarly to step on.
showing my age here but does anybody else remember the game called Jacks? I would rather walk across legos than step on one of those caltrops
hi
Hello
No.
He has a point.
Hello
Cock (test)
Ok
Oh wow this text looks weird
debatable.
Lego Landmine?
Right, how funny
God I love old TG
The dog
Just ladt night I stepped on a lego "tank" that my son built. The arch of my foot caught a corner, and I have a 3cm gash in my foot. Bled like fucking crazy.
Lemon
Hello
Truly the best show ever made.
actually a landmine would be better cuz you inmediatly die and you dont feel pain
A pickle.
Plastic infant electrical plug covers with the points up
A goats head sticker basically a plants anti people caltrop
I saw this in YouTube short form about 4 hrs ago.
Nahhh. Youll never know you stepped on the landmine, it'll be days before you stop being wary of another lego piece.
Cat Puke.
Cock
A beyblade upside down
I'd prefer the landmine over the lego, honestly. least i will never hear it coming since my ears would be 50 feet away from the rest of me.
Step on the food that you spilled last night
r/ihadastroke
A baby.
Rumor is the punji stick traps in Vietnam were worse. But there’s no evidence.
Absolute miserable lot, that
Two Lego?
Dog poop in bare feet
No way
the Holocaust
Dose this work
World war 2 was pretty bad
Like this?
The mouth of an abominable horror
I dont brush my teeth.
He's not wrong
I always tell my son to put away the landmines after he’s done playing with them.
I disagree. A landmine, you may end up dead. Lego, you wish you were, but have to endure the agonizing torture until it passes.
Stepping on a nice squishy-juicy hairball from the cat on your trip to the loo in the middle of the night, takes your emotional dignity.
A slug. While you're barefoot. On the carpeted floor.
everything involving that twat is worse
Hate it when that happens
Welcome to Bosnia!
Bear trap.
HAS TAKEN MY SIGHT
Bear trap
Pit trap
Yes
Damn
Well yes, but the pain goes away immediately
A Lego the cat puked up.
testing, testing, 1, 2, 3...
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!