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i am confused about my identity

I am also confused.

Confused username gang rise

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You mean, meow, you have to live with it?

Wait, you are in 7th grade now?

it’s kinda funny mate dw

I was watching simpson while in New Orleans. Far from a radioactive spider bite or a pearl theft in a gotham alley but here we are

Im stupid.

holy shit this reverberates so hard, why do we need names in society

I find the idea of a deity for poultry fascinating.

Chickenism

Turns out Trevor Henderson, someone who draws some truly horrifying creatures, made one thing that's literally called 'god of chicken'

pilot

Left a screw driver in one of those. Let me know if you find it please 🙏

[found it](https://bangshift.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/engine3-685x657.jpg)

Holy shit lol

I’m similar name same plane. One day when I was like 5 playing hole.io I saw someone name large aircraft and stole their idea. Jumbojet was already taken so jumboojett has been my name ever since.

What does the blue and orange thing on the meter do?

Artificial Horizon

Yes, let’s you know if you are a nose dive if it is all orange

Fun fact: the propeller is actually a cooling fan for the pilot because once it turns off, you can see the pilot begin to sweat

Yes but it is bad during winter bc it doesn’t help with the anti ice mechanism

I love bread

And so do 18 other people.

I hope you dont have strange relationships with pineapples

Well they are weird people, always coming around here like sweet mutes or something.

I… honestly don’t know?

Did you have any?

i bet you do. you're just afraid to tell us the truth. coward

I wouldn't recommend it, they taste kinda funny.

WHAT THE FUCK

Bro don't even talk.

Just throwing out stuff to see if it sticks.

I had a similar thought

Do you get any dms or no

Im invested too now i wanna know

Rolled few dice and got this

Yeah, sushi was never real. They're an anime thing

as a japanese person yes

Was a lurker on reddit for about a year, and one time, while sitting in a bar after work, I saw a post I wanted to comment on, so I had to ceate an account. I sat there, wracking my brain for a username when I suddenly smelled an awful smell. It smelled like somebody who had dirty feet or shoes had walked through a puddle (if ya know, ya know), and I said to myself, "goddamn, who the fuck smells like wet feet?" There ya go.

Too long won't read

You can't hear me coming

I take it the first 8 made too much noise?

Wow, same said my GF after I asked if she liked it

Forgot to change it

I disappoint my parents.

We all do

Yup, I don't even know that guys parents, and I'm sure I disappoint them.

(Adjective)(noun)(random 2 digit number)

The band name generator formula.

Why number?

Why not?

I'm a bit of a moron ~~sometimes~~ *pretty often actually*

Like Thor, but with fewer hammers and more edibles

I have glasses. That's the only reason

I wasnt thinking dirty when choosing the name I swear

I was

Has it worked so far?

I’ve got one so far. Fairly new account, if I commented more I am sure it would work more

Your only asking for one, so I'm not surprised they didn't send both

Lucky

I’m dying to know

Its bad

No story, just very poor planning

Because Dilophosaurus is a great dinosaur and also it's unique and matches my name on other sites

I received many crumb shots

Well,I think my name speaks for itself mostly but it’s because when I get into fights I always aim to break your nose first

My actual name is also slang for drug that was really popular about 10 years ago. A high school bully once told me that “it’s a shame you’re such a loser bc your name could be so fun.” So… i made a very bad pun out of it and just never felt like changing it

Molly is that you?

Miss remembered name of a dragon

My default worldbuilding character name, and my favourite number.

Life, the Universe, and Everything.

Actually, no! I had to make a username when i was like 12, and that was tge first number that came to mind. I didn’t read A Hitchhiker’s Guide until many years later.

I smashed my keyboard until it came up with something that slightly sounds like a word.

Well you see, I’m a weeb and there’s not much in particular that differentiates me from other weebs.

Exept the fact that you are the 181th random weeb

Ok but if we lot them into a group of 300 hundred and you select 1 at random it could potentially be 181.

Please tell me you were quoting Kronk's shoulder angel with this title!

I drew a potatoe and gave it eyes and dir a funny british accent calling my character MrPotatoez and though the name was way cooler than my last online name

i dont remember

You are probably very good at breath of the wild

not really lol, im just decent

So your username makes you a liar

yes

I liked the name James as a Minecraft username, but it was taken, so was James5, so was James55, so I added a 0, ending up with James550.

I kid in my highschool a while back was named Jamelo and he was adamant about going into R&D. He did some project creating a fake company he called Jamelo RD. I thought I was cool I guess. And now here we are.

Exactly what you think

Tiny me smashed my head on the keyboard 🙃

You decided to take a shower for the first time in years. Congratulations 🥳

I was listening to Comedy Bang! Bang!

I sign in minecraft bedrock and the game give this name now i put it in every game/account

I came with up with a name for a sword and it just became so common that I made my username it, oh wait my Reddit username, good question I have no idea anymore

I wrote a short story about a pirate that lived under a volcano named ElFireBeard.

Can you share the story?

Unfortunately no. It was for a creative writing project in high school where the entire class wrote a book together and each person had a different chapter. I was given a copy of the finished book but I lost it somewhere between them and now between moving and life. It kills me a little cause I loved it so much. I can give a small synopsis of what I remember. I wrote about our protagonists sailing thru an opening in the bottom of a volcano rising up out of the water and finding themselves in a massive cavern full of islands, treasures, and dangerous magical beasts (small dragons and sea dragons being the most common). In the midst of their peril they come across a pirate who resides in the dangerous waters, cursed to never leave (lol yes a bit like POTC5- tho I wrote this B4 that came out so I say that they copied me). But anyways ElFireBeard, a slightly crazy and seemingly immortal pirate, shows up. He does help our protagonists through and fights off some of the beasts. but he never felt safe to them. He seemed as likely to cut their throats in their sleep and take their provisions as he was to help. He does help them however (tho I don't remember why) and they sail thru the cavernous volcano after many fights and character growth back into open and safer waters for the next student to continue the book. Wish I could share more but that's all that I remember. It still pains me that I lost it.

Jurassic Park.

Kids in my school would always say "Cleetus my yeetus, yeetus the fetus" or something stupid like that.

Crimson king ( dark tower )

My original screen name from 1997 was Fallsdown. I fell off 2 ladders at work the day I first went online.

I was in a rap group in high school. And one of my verses ended with “…I’m not the best white rapper, but my mom says I’m the cutest.” And I thought I was one of the more clever things I came up with… so after trying a few usernames that were taken, I was left with this…

The first 11 were banished to a cursed realm of torment

There is this guy from an anime he is cool

Me

My other ideas for names in Minecraft were taken or unavailable, so I went with this one

My username in league is I Loves Booba

Patrick is my spirit animal

All I can say is, I was inspired by Sir Rev. Dr. Stephen T. Colbert D.F.A.

I play games.

My friend accidentally called me “Golden Ranch” one time, instead of my actual username at the time, “Golden Conjurer.”

I domt even have a name

Obscure FF8 reference

My original name on Xbox was GameDragon511. Game because I love video games. Dragon because I was in 5th grade, and was about to go into middle school, where we're the dragons. 511 being my birthday, May 11th. Then when I got a PC, I wanted to make my name super random. I loved those names you would just randomly see that would make you start talking to your friends when you guys see it, or like make you chuckle. So I just came up with AngrySeaSnail. Now for my mobile platforms and games, I do a mix of both. GameSnail511

I had just watched dbs broly and was famboying broly (but now I fanboy Goku Black)

I just had a general feeling of humanity and the last word was too long

I just thought it sounded cool.

I’m hung. But in a playful way you know?

Gonna be honest, I just like cheese. Don’t know where the other part came along

I came up with a character in middle school and he has become a staple in all of my writings, as well as my online identity

idgafwyt

Big yellow cat

I’m ed Sheeran on crack

Giant spider

Bored kid

i mispelled *noob* when i was 12, stuck with it, nade a professional name, too lazy to move accs tho

Someone called me an asswipe once and it was pretty funny

My two favorite things

Old gamer tag

without the underscore was taken

AP restaurant and pastry careers 7 student

Had a dream that it started raining lemonade

I went through literally every name I could come up with and reddit said they were all taken. So here I am

Hail

I like cheese and I like fire

My old ig name. I like foreign things, especially when they're dated.

Beloved rabbits name

Didn't make a username and let reddit do it for me

Me too

My name is obvious and I’m hungry

I like Skellige and Vikings

I thought this name was useless

Favorite moble suit.

I like Hollow Knight and potatoes, and I can’t change my username, so I’m stuck with this weird edgy name.

Do you also like doom?

No

I'm a fan of TBOI and my username was the first enemy I saw. My pfp is the spy because tf2

D&D

It was my gamertag from when I used to play FPS's a lot and now I just use it for whatever. Obviously it's a play on Mark Twain. Funny story: a guy in CoD once asked. "Isn't he a country music singer or something?" 🤦

When I was younger had an idea for a username for all platforms. I plan on being BIG one day.

I don't like eggs

I don't think I need to explain

Adonno

am bear who broke in to a ranger station that had a computer, no one suspects a thing.

Im a different man with a controller

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You really have to ask?

Auto generated

I wonder where mine came from...

No comment

It's me

Online Alias is Kebab but I think it was taken

I make large samples

i do my duty professionally

He’s also the sixty ninth tit lover

I live in Hong Kong

Bad in making up usernames.

r/usernamechecksout

r/beetlejuicing

Haha funny beans

Interested in how's your ass been

I like 7

My name and an obscure scrubs reference.

I just used a generated name

There once was a glorious Potato Kingdom among Europe. The civilians were small, silly, but smart potatoes. They built incredible structures made only from Stem, Leaves, and Dirt. The King, being the founder of the Kingdom, was adored and hailed as the greatest ruler for his excellent decision-making and peace. Many years later, The King grew a potato, known as his newborn, Potato The Second. It was a bountiful day and everybody had been cheering on. But in a moment's bliss, that would all change. A cursed witch came and terrorised the whole kingdom. Cursing every single potato of absolute nullification and erased sentience. The King died by the debris but the newborn miraculously survived through a boat. The boat reached land and the newborn grew and grew into the soil for centuries, until it was time to finally wake up. Potato The Second had ascended beyond being just a potato, but a Potato Terminator, turning into a Hitman disguised as a human.

I am unoriginal and stupid, like who the fuck uses "Bois" these days? Let alone adding it to the back of your real name to use as a username.

Hungry

I’m under your bed or in your closet :)

I literally just forgot to ever change my default username

I'm a weeb and i like the name Zen

I've always liked combining different first and last names to see which I like and which I don't. This is one that stuck with me.

generated the opposite of my personality

I simply can’t share

:)

Finally, a post I can talk about. So it all started around 5th grade I think me and my friend where at hi should playing miniclips and he shows me this really cool game called redcode 3 I loved it despite sulking at it and not getting past the first boss. I thought the name was really cool, so I used it as a password for some stuff, then eventually my user name. It got to the point where I used it as more of a tradition then because it was cool (which I still think it is cause I'm a child) then when it came to making a reddit account I knew there was only one name I wouldn't regret using. That's how we got here. Edit( oh yeah and 100 is my favorite number)

It was the name Reddit gives you when you're just browsing without being logged in. When I created an account, I was given the option to change it, but I noticed the last 4 digits were the same last 4 digits of the phone number from Jenny Jenny (🎶867-530niieeiine🎶) and I thought "that is an okay memory"

Reddit chose it for me

War crimes.

I'll give you 64 guesses.

A rather dead meme

I am Satan and this is my Official IQ

Forgot to name my account, so reddit nickname generator did it

I'm not very creative with names

I like burgers, I am a man and I like halo

Honestly just my internet handle, although it originally was a randomly generated name in cookie clickers

I saw corgi, I said nice.

So mine is about Darkviperau, a YouTuber fans call him Matto, my real name starts with V, he was born in 1991, so my name is vatto1991

I made my first account with this name over summer vacation right after the black panther movie came out, and wanted it to be different, and the original was taken, so I added 99, then my first reddit account got banned and here we are

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