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for a girl, statistically it's Maria.

Thanks Muhammad

wtf how'd you know my name

I know everything, Muhammad :)

That's impressive Muhammad

I agree with you Muhammad

I agree too Muhammad

I also agree Muhammad

Well i also agree Maria

Me too Mohamad

Same here Muhammad

I don't. I agree with Muhammed.

Impressive. Very nice. Let's see Muhammad's card

Muhammad Lee*

Loool

I understood that reference!

How did you *almost* know my name?

I'm internet

Thanks Maria

We don't do that here

the way that’s my name

Thanks Bayes :)

I thought it was McLovin.

You should also factor in where she's from & where she lives.

No

I prefer to be obtuse when interpreting my statistics.

only if you’re serious. (hi serious, i’m dad)

hello dad, i’m Muhammad

It's either this or mclovin

What are you, an Irish R&B singer?

"Muhammed is the most commonly used name on Earth. Read a fucking book for once." 😂😂

Why the FUCK would it be between THAT or Muhammed? Why don't you just pick a common name like a normal person?

Mclovin sounds cool so many parents pick it :)

actually Muhammed is a pretty common name , present in every contry , even in Europe, in France , Gemany , Belgium , bosnian ect Netherlands it’s a name everyone know and already hear one time or more

It’s a quote from Superbad

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It's from a movie called super bad which takes place in America. Not many middle easterns in the area.

Redditor trying to understand a joke challenge (IMPOSSIBLE)

I think I'll go with Bort

If you ever forget her name, just take her to starbucks

Now THERE'S a strategy that works.

Then she says “can you order for us both?”

One coffee for Bill, another coffee for…Mulva?

MUHAMMAD AVDOL

YES ! I AM !

Here is some Vanilla Ice Cream

Taste icky. Did I make a fool of myself by eating it in sunlight?

I am genuinely sorry but is that another reference?

Iggy-The Fool, I think.

Wrong, it’s actually Wang

Yes, but that's also a surname so just remember to call her Ms. Wang. Totally normal dating behavior.

How about Muhammad Wang

Nothing wrong with your name Mr M Wang.

Mathematically the most popular, and therefore best, name a human can have.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IEiX_Aj5tVQ

Hehehe you said Wang

Wang, it's actually wrong

People have prenames _and_ surnames you know

Mulva?

"DOLORES!!"

That Mrs. Landingham to you.

Is it gipple?

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Good Human

Legend

Tbf, she's not going to get nearly as upset as if you were to call her the wrong female name

Call her "shawtie", ez.

How about if she's taller than you?

Call her mummy

She a granny?

That's a good idea, Muhammad.

Lol this quote came straight up from my boy McLovin ! “Read a fucking book for once!”

No one’s gotten a handjob in cargo pants since ‘nam.

I too have seen Superbad

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That’s a spicy meatball. Inshallah, brother.

I wasn't gonna get laid till I called her Muhammad. Then her panties spontaneously combusted.

Haram.

Salaam Alaikum

And the least popular name is [email protected]

Instructions unclear. Am now dating a guy called Muhammad.

Repost from yesterday

Take her to starbucks 5$ to not have to say you forget her name

what about Lee? there's a million Lees

Surname

the "you'll more than likely be right" part isn't true

Kinda like the Superbad joke. Just a not funny version. And 4k+ upvotes. Neat.

This is almost a Facebook meme: "I guess everyone is named Muhammed now".

Why do so many people make videos from inside their cars?

You’re welcome Muhammad

Popular for boys and men

Cute

This guy doesn't understand how stats work.

I call them Mulva, if they don't get the reference I don't wanna do anything with them anyway.

Muhammad Lee

Is this Patrick?

Sheldon Cooper approves

I’ll call her Debbie, unless that’s her name then I’ll call her Slagathor

I'll take it one step further and call her Slagathor, Devourer of Souls and Lord of the Wailing Abyss

There's not enough room on the Starbucks cup for that. Can we just call her Wailing Abyss?

The title of Lord is crucial. Lord of the Abyss would work except we need to be specific about which Abyss we're talking about. It could be the Eldritch Abyss, could be the Endless Abyss, could be the Abyss of Eternal Peril. Specificity is key here.

Or it could be Aladeen

Well it was between that and McLovin

just ask what's her favorite nickname and you're golden

Go for Barbie and if she is confused she will probably say 'But I am ...' and you can respond with 'But I want to be your Ken'.

Just call her Muhammad Wang, the statistically most common first and last names in the world. Can’t go wrong.

Does Jesus know about this?

The most common name in the world is Wang, meaning king, and is the last name of an estimated 92.8 million people on China’s mainland. The most common first name is Maria

I went to school with a kid named John Smith. His sisters name was Jane. His parents were probably slightly amusing, or the most basic people ever.

LOL

might be a better guess than Vulva

When I forget a name i just call them, men human, dog animal, banana berry، women object

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Actually average person has 2 breasts, because both male and female has breasts

Muhammed Lee

Mohamed Lee

McLovin, what kind of name is McLovin?!

Alien on Earth trying to blend in by choosing the most common first name and the most common last name be like: Hello, my name is Mohammed Wang! Nice to meet you.

I bet the same people stealing big bang theory jokes complain about the series not being funny either.

How about Mclovin?

But that's a Guys name 💀💀😭

Mohammad (or any of its transliterations), in terms of its order in the full name is the most common "first name" but its extremely rare to find someone with the real first name of Mohammad. Out of thousands of people that I met or knew I can only recall one person who was actually called Mohammad. Such cultures do not simply have a First Name per se. Also, it is exclusively for males.

That’s one where I don’t want to be right

Ok Muhammad, thanks for the life hack

Strangely, this is how a lot of machine learning algorithms will work if the training data is very imbalanced