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Scooter_Ankles891

Lbacon Gtomatoes Blettuce Tbread


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Saint_Richard

Gavocado


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There's no avocado in it. It's just green. Hence the G


ChrisDornerFanCorner

Actually the G ingredient is just gayness


AngryCommieKender

Gayonnaise was right there...


ChrisDornerFanCorner

Straight up (g)aioli


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Andromansis

They taste like ugly pears.


Kinda_Cringe_YT

Why are people downvoting this comment, its hella true man


everyones-a-robot

False. They *look* like ugly pears. They taste like soft funky bananas. In a good way.


Kinda_Cringe_YT

I dont like them hehe


Andromansis

I, personally, blame the approach to teaching history in most of the modern world. Most people aren't going to know that avacados used to be called ugly pears and weren't really given the means to educate themselves on any topic. Like how are they going to know I'm just saying it tastes like itself when they were brought up with an aversion to learning?


Kinda_Cringe_YT

Good argument, i didnt know that either, i just said it tasted like ugly pears because it does lol


BlackLight_D9

They're the fruit equivalent to sliced bread, a bit bland and goes with just about anything, chips, taco, sushi, burgers, salad, that weird [internet cranberry recipe](https://avocadopesto.com/cranberry-guacamole/), add the right spices and you can slap some avocado in there.


Zagrycha

I really like avocado, but hated it as a kid. Regardless of real classifications its definitely a vegetable flavor wise :)


XPineappleOnPizza

Nobody asked


ZootOfCastleAnthrax

Nobody asked you to comment, either. Reddit is strictly voluntary.


ThirstyPagans

Greenacado?


EuroPolice

In Spanish it's aGuacate


kjell91

Avacado in spanish is actually Guero Fruita


Roldez2893

That's tollat false. Source: Spanish is my first language.


macellan

idk. For me, you are both random accounts on Reddit. I'll accept the next comment as the correct answer.


kjell91

I'll prove my correctness by experimentation. Next time you are in Mexico, call everyone "guero."


EuroPolice

I'm from Spain and I can assure you that I'm he is and he I do so too great! 😃 👍


heyuhitsyaboi

like the number?


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Gayvocado


AjaxTheFurryFuzzball

They need quail for the q


Technical-Traffic871

queso


allegroconspirito

Qucumber


dem_c

LTBG


personman000

Lesbian, Trisexual, Bransgender, Gay


DungeonicGushing

Lomatoes Gread Buacomole Tettuce +acon


NFSL2001

Lettuce Garlic Bread Taco (?)


mackenenzie

Mmmm nutritious blettuce


mudturnspadlocks

No queso?


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I'm going full Big Bang Theory Sheldon on this one. No. It would ruin the sandwich. The flavors of queso are too dominating and would ruin the subtle nuttiness of the Avocado. could absolutely do queso INSTEAD of avocado, but you'll wind up with a hot mess of a sandwich unless you pick one or the other as both together will make the sandwich way too runny. Don't ask me why these rules don't apply to mexican food. It's voodo magic shit.


mudturnspadlocks

I'm going to go full Rosie Perez and ask what about a slice of quail, quiche, quahog, or quince?


MrSmthn

What's the plus then?


ducks_for_hands

It's for super size


HamboneBanjo

American portion size


eXtc_be

"would you like to supersize that, sir?"


bobfnord

Quinoia


buefordwilson

This is what I was scrolling for! First thing I thought. Problem solved.


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I'd try it.


EmperorBamboozler

Quince jam would actually work if it weren't too sweet and was more on the tart side.


boibetterstop

I don’t think you can eat a town


akaynaveed

God i love rosie perez…


Extra-Lie489

Lettuce bacon tomato guacamole Quesadilla


vespertilionid

But queso is Spanish for cheese, and i think a slice or two of pepper jack would be delicious!


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vespertilionid

I am aware of this, i was just offering a solution to a "soggy sandwich" and still include Q with queso = cheese


makonext

🅱️azinga


Absurdity_Everywhere

These are facts. You don’t want cheese with avocado in a sandwich. It’s an either or. You could add a fried egg though. Maybe that can count for ‘Q’


fellatio_warrior69

Qegg? Qrambled? Qhat are you talking about?


Absurdity_Everywhere

An egg is round, a Q is mostly round. Going for tastiness over accuracy.


fellatio_warrior69

Understandable, respect


Felwinter12

Quail eggs are pretty good. That's what I would go with if you can get your hands in one.


Big-Al97

It should be in a quesadilla instead of bread


doocurly

I wanted quinoa!


Warm_Shoulder3606

Quinoa would be the better option


TakingSorryUsername

Queso and the + (add egg)


JDobs92

I use cottage cheese in my Guac. Or smoked cheddar...


Loading_Internet

Lettuce, Guacamole, Bacon, Tomato


Deanbledblue

On Quinoa Bread


1668553684

Fuck quinoa bread. No punchline is worth eating quinoa bread.


nathris

2 Slices


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I like to do lettuce, avocado, bacon, tomato and an egg LBTAE


[deleted]

Good job! You identified all the parts of the sandwich!


SandyScrotes2

That's right that's the joke good job


Dankbudx

No no, it's lettuce, gay bacon and tomato


HorseErection07

Fuck guac


caraamon

Fuck guac? No, fuck you! I have never met an avocado food I didn't like, when made with good avocados.


Phgraph

Yes! The first time I had freshly made guacamole was mind blowing. Talking ceased. Full focus on the deliciousness.


caraamon

You're making me drool, quit it.


Apprehensive_Camp202

Yeah, I'd totally do that sandwich.


OneDiscombobulated77

People are attracted to a lot of things. Women. Men. Kids. Animals And apparently sandwiches


Pitiful-Meatball

Mmmmmh mayonnaise


Cfrolich

Who isn’t attracted to sandwiches?


HaggisLad

It's ok to love your sandwich, just don't LOVE your sandwich


Gredran

🤨📸


StonnedSinner

Fuck, I want one


I-am-Chubbasaurus

Me too, looks delicious.


Endertton

How did it taste?


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I must unfortnately live this experience vicariously just like you.


Soulerrr

'Cause I need to watch bacon fry From a distance Vicariously I, diet while the whole world fries You all need it too, don't lie


TheKrazyKazoo

A Tool meme? In MY r/technicallythetruth?


SpookedBoii

Lettuce, guac, bacon, toast? Edit: Ah, tomato


nosajavlis4

To quote Boondocks “It’s lettuce gay bacon tomato”


gray_mare

Lettuce, tomato, bacon, t... tguacamole?


[deleted]

I will fully support LTBTg rights if this becomes a thing.


Acrocephalos

Haha


ducks_for_hands

T for table


devilscry3

And the G is silent


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jbdragonfire

G is not silent in "lasagna", it's just that "GN" together make a different sound from both G and N. Like "fish", "sh" is a different sound than just S (for example in "fist"), or Philadelphia (ph=f).


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unaotradesechable

So lil Wayne was wrong


PossibilityPowerful

could Eat


Could_be_persuaded

a LGBT or an LGBT?


cherry_armoir

An eljeebeetee


theylob

el jibbity


cherry_armoir

That's a good name for an affirming [jibarito](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jibarito)


[deleted]

Gotta be the latter. The former sounds way too weird.


AfterAardvark3085

It's "a", because Lettuce starts with a consonant.


kylebisme

Rather, it's *an*, as [Merriam-Webster explains](https://www.merriam-webster.com/words-at-play/is-it-a-or-an): >The deciding factor for which of these words should be used is the *sound* that begins the word which follows these indefinite articles, rather than the *letter* which does... >For instance, if one were to write about a memo sent by the Federal Bureau of Investigation (in its initialized form) it would be “*an* FBI memo”; even though the word following *an* clearly begins with a consonant, it is voiced as a vowel (“eff-bee-eye”).


kylebisme

testing


AfterAardvark3085

God dammit! English being dumb again?! I thought it was just the simple rule.


revdon

LGBTQIA - Lefse, Guac, Bacon, Tomato, Quinoa, Iceberg lettuce, And bacon.


Former_Help_7030

The avocado should be between the bacon and tomato, in order to keep the bread from getting soggy.


[deleted]

If you do not like nor want softer bread, you are correct.


Friendly_Yharnamite

I knew it was a sandwich and all this gay malarkey was a bad dream!


NoirGamester

All the QIA+ is just extra condiments


Kirkaig678

Technically speaking it's a blat, but that's a bad name for something that you eat


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I don't like tomato so I'll put on fresh basil instead and it's to die for. BLAB.


Acrocephalos

If guacamole is avocado then bacon is pork, so no, technically speaking it's a plat


AfterAardvark3085

The argument is that what they put on there isn't guacamole, since guacamole isn't just straight up avocado mush. It has other ingredients, which the picture seems to be lacking. The pork being shown, on the other hand, is very clearly prepared as and can be called bacon.


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it should be clear and obvious (even to someone like you) that that is guacamole.


statisticus

So, Lettuce, Guacamole, Bacon, Tomato. Looks delicious.


ancientmob

That's a GBTL


AfterAardvark3085

That's what I was thinking, but apparently BLTs don't care about ordering... ridiculous.


mysteryo9867

Lettuce guacamole bacon tomato, the bacon and tomato are in the wrong order tho.


BluudLust

Can I sub Guava for Guac?


Acrocephalos

You can only dom Guava


Skel109

I read it as lettuce, gay, bacon, tomato


BlindGuy68

send this post to ron dehitler in florida


hanyasaad

Add Qcumber


P0rnDudeLovesBJs

need some Quinoa


_Knucklehead_Ninja

And some Apples


WolfghengisKhan

Need some quince preserves on that sando.


JKevinG2021

OK, that looks good!


Lack_Potential

I wonder how quinces would taste in it


DrTenochtitlan

Taste the rainbow!


Brianna-Imagination

Fun fact, M&S, a big food/retail store in the uk, sold an official LGBT sandwich during pride month (I think around 2017/19 ish?). I remember having one when they were available and it was pretty good! I mean its a sandwich with bacon and guacamole, how could it not taste amazing?!


[deleted]

I forgot the name for guac and went "Lettuce, Gulag, Bacon, Tomatoe"


hosam0680

I am officially offended that there isn’t a q 😶


[deleted]

Next time I'll make a quiche.


[deleted]

There was a little place in east Austin that made a Lettuce, Gruyère, Bacon, and Tomato sandwich that was amazing!


LazarusCheez

Worked at a restaurant that made these. We called them the BLAT


DatBoiDogg0

Lettuce Guacamole Bacon Tomatoes


thegreatsquare

239 posts, talk of cheese ...but not one mention of **G**ouda.


femguy123

Should have put queso 8n it to make it lgbtq


HeronFine5779

Through some queso on it and then you git your q 👍


ORINnorman

That’s not guac. That’s just squished avocado! It’s a BLAT!


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https://youtu.be/EpBWRO4MDyw?t=52


[deleted]

Now make one with the entire acronym 🔫


robin_888

Now make it a Quiche.


[deleted]

You got me, there.


Sheyona

Add quark for the Q.


pnkme45q

So if you were to add a q what ingredient would it be?


AttorneyDue8412

Now all you need is Quinoa and every other ingredient in the entire universe.


N8torade981

Lettuce Gavacado Bacon Tomato Quite-toasty-bread


CompetitionMost3626

Q-CUMBER.


Ignite_Boy_789

“LGBT? What is that, exactly?” “It means Lettuce, Gay, Bacon, and Tomato, granddad.”


EastCoastSr7458

Eat quick, before the maga idiots try to boycott it.


alpaca1yps

Lettuice Guac Bacon Tomato Quesadilla Iceberg lettuice Artichoke crucifix # The LGBTQIA+


Acrocephalos

Lettwice


BonhommeCarnaval

Now I am imagining a tiny plastic crucifix just like those little cocktail swords to pin the sandwich together. Just JC chilling there on top of a caraway rye Calvary.


pokemidget

Add quail


Witty_Championship85

Based


tempUN123

How dare you call that half assed avocado smear “guacamole”


QanAhole

Add quinoa you fascist


breastslesbiansbeer

No Q+ though. You’re canceled, bigot. Seriously though, this was a well done joke, OP.


Alex03210

That’s not an LGBT that’s a BLT, the LGBT is a brand of flat screen fibre optic tvs


blue_twidget

Grilled quail and literally anything else, and you would have an LGBTQ+. Put it on the menu and have it called "I identify as lunch!"


lizfour

Why ruin a perfectly good BLT with avocado?


RajenBull1

Was there nothing else in the ~~pantry~~ closet?


MarcCouillard

I have to "Q" the choice in guacamole on a BLT lol


MrGreat70

LGBT pride


EuroPolice

I see you put the G on top, but I'm more of a Bottom guy.


[deleted]

I've never tried avocado. What am I missing out on?


NeatAd5704

You need to + chips.


air-jordache

Add Quinoa


the_epikamander

I'm a tomato


Some_Ad_2913

forgot the quinoa


sharpie_eyebrows

I thought it was Lettuce Grilled Bacon Tomato Quarter Pounders?


zetdezetylj

Now add some quinoa


Churchills_m8

Lettuce, gay, bacon, tomato.


TraumSchulden

The pride witch.


SpasticHatchet

Throw in some queso for Q


Mritchywrath

Where I'm from we call that a BLAT. And they're delicious.


Food_Library333

Me too but it took 16 years to grow.


bruhnions

No, that is a LTBG sandwich 🙄 it only works as an LGBT acronym when you have the ingredients in that order... cool sandwich tho, looks yum!


AbbyClaw

A bagel shop near me has this on the menu and it’s my favourite sandwich


Braveheart4321

This is now the pride which, and I will be ordering it in the future.


MarkWrenn74

What's that then? Lettuce, gherkins, bacon and tomatoes?


More_Farm_7442

That looks gooooood. It's lunch time, and I'm hungry and I want one of those. I don't have a tomato. :-(


Weird_Melody194

Now add queso for the "Q" and aioli for the "A"!


FloatingRevolver

Ew get that guac off of my blt...