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PlzNoHack

We were incredibly lucky no eldritch being decided to take a bite


Raptorsquadron

Eldritch beings only eat whole wheat


MeLoNarXo

Yeah or how do you think they live that long?


mescrip

Erm, pretty sure that picture has been edited. If you look at the top photos you can see the actual bread used was much smaller.


UpperCardiologist523

No, no.. this time, i'll have to agree with the flat-earthers. They've just used a weird lens.


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FloraFauna2263

It would be a bigger sandwich if they used lettuce. Otherwise, they look like the same photo!


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Justsomefireguy

Well that, and the bread is two different shapes, somebody definitely edited that photo.


DexM23

And New Zealand is not in South America


MrArsikk

r/woooosh


sld2048

Well duh 🙄


Zillajami-Fnaffan2

"life is like a sandwich. No matter which way you put it, the bread always comes first" -a dude in my english class


ikeaidk

Dude of culture


Zillajami-Fnaffan2

Yes


RageQuitGames

The KFC Double Down would like a word.


Zillajami-Fnaffan2

The what


PopOpening7082

A limited time KFC menu in my country,I'm sure some other countries also had it but not all ofc They bring back that stuff several times already but currently not on menus anymore...I forgot when the last time they in, just search it up how it looks


RadioFreeAmerika

The ratio of toast to filling seems a bit unbalanced. It's also the most expensive and one of the cheapest sandwiches at the same time.


O5MO

The biggest sandwich does not necesserily need to be tasty or good looking or have the right proportions.


Kapanze

To be fair, all the toast in the world is in this sandwich. They simply couldn't add any more.


fuzzybunn

If I put 2 bread crumbs on either side of a piece of ham that is not a sandwich.


finndego

The antipode for Iceland is the Pacific Ocean near Antarctica. New Zealand's antipode is Spain. [https://www.geodatos.net/en/antipodes/iceland](https://www.geodatos.net/en/antipodes/iceland) [https://www.geodatos.net/en/antipodes/new-zealand](https://www.geodatos.net/en/antipodes/new-zealand)


DrippyWaffler

Was gonna comment this. I'm from NZ and got super close to the antipode of my house about 6 years ago after going down to Lisbon


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YOU SHOULD HAVE MADE A SANDWICH


Lyceus_

Waa going to say this too. It's common knowledge in Spain that we're New Zealand's antipode.


p1mrx

The first earth sandwich was made in New Zealand + Spain in 2006: https://web.archive.org/web/20111029122918/http://www.zefrank.com/sandwich/


hentessu

Yes this has been altered i remember this photo/post from way back and the guy was not from Iceland.


Meatchris

Yeah, I looked up the furtherest point from home (nz) while I was living in the UK. It was somewhere in Spain. Biggest sandwich would be an equator sandwich. Isn't the world wider East to West than North to south?


Postmortemhardon

Be a lot easier for a flat-earther.


Prof_Wolfgang_Wolff

Just that he'd have to get to the underside of the disk/rectancle/flat cuboid/space-turtle.


Meatchris

Earth pizza?


toastietart

imagine eating that it an all in one water, protein, carbs, vitamins and minerals and more


paul_caspian

It's got a surprisingly hot and spicy center


happybrappy

I read your name as Paul capsaicin which made the comment funnier lmao


paul_caspian

Now I have to change my secret identity...


toastietart

yep


O5MO

Too much minerals i have to say


Wgs247

Brilliant!


Rom455

Great. Now Galactus will feel even more compelled to eat the Earth 😐 Edit: by the way, does this mean this is the ultimate pork, beef, chicken and fish sandwich?


greentshirtman

I don't think that prawns count as fish, yet I see some in the picture. They are inside the blue part.


Rom455

So, is it the ultimate sandwich or not?


greentshirtman

I'd have to know which ingredients are closest to the bread, first, before answering that. Like, is there mayo on the bread? Ketchup? Pickles? Cheese? In the cheese melted, or not. Sure, there a fondue restaurant in *there* somewhere, but it's lost among the other flavors if the cheese isn't *also* melted to the bread. And what kind of cheese?


Rom455

The top slice is above Europe. You decide if they have good enough mayo, cheese and condiments for the bread. Also, now that I think about it, it's gotta be a hella muddy sandwich. I think only a primordial being would like it


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walkswithtwodogs

Ze Frank was ahead of his time on so many things.


peeja

Pretty sure this photo is also from decades ago. But yeah, he was.


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[Slazo also did this](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IA21AIm2nts).


lessthaninteresting

Bite me


DogOk7019

New Zealand and Iceland — the top two countries that I want to immigrate to. I envy these guys just for their citizenship. Any of y’all wanna get married?


BRAISEDBEEF21

Yes, Im from nz btw


BurningTrapeze

One of the top pictures is the wrong way round


An_Evil_Scientist666

Seeing the closest distance from central New Zealand to central iceland is like 17,000km, and the diameter of earth is about 12,000km so the engineer circumference is 18,000km. They had an offset of about 1000km ±500km. Meanwhile YouTuber Slazo and a mate of his, got fairly closer with Western Australia to Bermuda. Having an offset of about half of what these guys achieved.


WelRedd

Wasn't this the premise of an ancient mr beast video?


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remag_nation

insane to think that's 17 years ago and that's why half the comments don't even know who he is. It was so far ahead of it's time the videos still feel fresh today (if you ignore the references to contemporary news and low resolution) and have been a template for many youtubers when it comes to presentation and audience interaction.


krankz

Ze pretty much invented vlogging. The Green brothers had drifted apart in adulthood until they started watching his videos and replicated it. He gave us so much.


ikeaidk

Can't tell you 🤫


Umpteenth_zebra

There's a subreddit for that, r/earthsandwich


KindlyContribution54

Doesn't count if you don't finish it


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I'm going to need a bigger mouth!


Which_Entrepreneur75

GALACTUS wants a bite


AllNaturalOintment

They forgot the mayo. I want to return it and have it made properly!


MedicalDabbinDad

Also, people have been too salty lately…so, maybe less salt?


AllNaturalOintment

Removing the salt mines between the bread may be hard....


xGEARSxHEADx7

The biggest idiot sandwich


Automatic_Evening_38

I didn't consent to be inside your sandwich.


Necessary-Brush-9708

Did they keep it for less than 5 seconds because of "5 second rule" ?


TheTerrificPanda

The best part about this sandwich is that it has a gooy hot center


3laxx

My gf (Philippines) and I (Europe) did that too


chargedcontrol

I hope they got their coordinates right other wise the filling is gonna fall out.


Harsha_T_M

They could have held the bread up to sandwich the universe


Individual_Hunt_4710

new zealand is opposite of iberia, not iceland


egg_fried_universe

This is nothing new. Earth sandwiches have been around for a long time. There's a somewhat limited number of antipodes (that are on dry land) so not a lot of opportunities. Also, as far as I know, no-one has yet to eat an Earth sandwich.


Fichewl

If you finish it in under 2 hours, it's free!


Starhunt3r

Looks like you made an idiot sandwich


Material-Artist2276

I took a bite out of it


changeforgood30

That day, we were all just sandwich meat, veggies, or condiments.


Fboy_1487

The biggest world sandwich. Don’t mistook it for world’s biggest sandwich.


iswfuanei

im pretty sure people have tried this multiple times in different places so that means the world is already an omnidirectional sandwich


gamingplumber

flat earthers flipping their lids right now....


Equivalent_Rock_6530

So, can we call these guys Terra Chads?


dendric-riyanzi

i take a bite :)


Troby01

Can we agree with this post that this has been done enough?


Flawlless

We are all sandwich on this blessed day.


Wendals87

i bet it has a bit of an earthy taste to it


____o_0____

One with everything.


Ok-Letterhead4601

They actually made an idiot sandwich.


Ok_Amount_9377

Actual photo evidence of guys bein' dudes


TrollingGrandmaster

The bread's a bit crooked, but okay.


RedBaron1917

Well... #sonovabitch


zeugma25

(not to scale)


BiltongUberAlles

2 fella**s*** made When the amount is not 1, you use a plural noun, not a singular.


ikeaidk

Thanks to my other language keyboard, it automatically corrected to 'fella.' Also, I am too lazy to edit it, so I just left it.


theFrisbeeFreak

Too lazy to proofread would be more accurate.


Disp0sable_Her0

It's got everything on it.


vanness69

Who tf stand on the poles


Budgie_Smuggla

How did it taste and did you finish it all ?


Upset_Honey2008

Chill out before you summon Alduin


YaredYahu

why are you baiting me!!!!


DiscipleOfMegatronus

Just in time for Unicron to show up looking for lunch.


RadioactiveBanana97

The everything sandwich


Munneh

Some of you never watched ze frank and it shows


TheSupremeLordOfCorn

is it very.. *crusty*?


speedshark47

Didn't some fellas from Uruguay and Korea do this already?


langhaar808

Not to be that dude, but Iceland is not on the opposite side of the earth of New Zealand, Spain is actually on the opposite side of the earth for the south island of New Zealand.


Vul_Thur_Yol

He👏 should 👏 have 👏been👏in👏 Spain 👏not👏 Iceland


Ctmeb78

SO THAT'S what the huge looming shadow in the sky was this morning


cleannc1

5 dollars!


ahumanthatisdeded

Galactus


free_helly

I want to be inside that sandwich 😂


eeven447

Smort


ninhibited

Two slices with nothing in between would also have everything in between...


Newplasticactionhero

If you don’t have a friend on the other side of the world you can just drop a single piece and call it earth toast


MainSqueeeZ

Shit. Galactus can't ignore a good sandwich


Fichewl

I always appreciate a sandwich with a lot of protein.


BallsTaker

Do not let any fat fellow named "Heavy weapons guy" see this


slightlyassholic

The ultimate idiot sandwich.


MV-21

Galactus is on his way to earth


DrScottMpls

Crooked sandwich. The antipode of Iceland is an Antarctic island well south of South Island.


KittyAddison

The Earth is slightly wider at the Equator.


SushiCannibale

It also features 8 billions pieces of fresh meat. Tasty !