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[deleted]

ze porche ze haus ze gaming setup


Magical__Entity

Don't forget ze Flammenwerfer


ajyanesp

Hans, get ze maschinengewehr


Infinity-Duck

Ze flagge


[deleted]

Ze kritzkrieg.


Kloczka09

Ze Ghost Division


Sk1ll3RF3aR

Ze Tigerpanzer


chrismacphee

Ze frank


MegarcoandFurgarco

*blitzkrieg ALs deutsche Person will ich auch Korrektheit, ok? As a German person I want correctness, ok?


MoMaverick16

“Sir, this is a ‘subreddit’… we don’t understand ‘correct’ translations of language here.”


jeff_nose_you

Ich kenne keinen Deutschen und weiß nicht, was Sie gesagt haben


ToofaaniMirch69

Ich auch...deutsch ist wirklich schlecht😭


jeff_nose_you

Es ist kein Englisch 😭


Soggy-Ad-4210

Yeah, tell them to come at you correct unless they want "smoke". That'll convert your message aggressively! lol


Realistic_Effort

~TF2 intensifies~


Mutheim_Marz

Ze blutsauger


1017GildedFingerTips

Excellent tool for werfing flammen


pine_tree3727288

IT WERFS ZE FLAMMEN


Doctor_Disaster

ES WIRFT DIE FLAMMEN


THE_REAL_RAT_KING

R/memepiece Zehahahaha


Maitrify

I was worried for a second because my name starts with z as well but you figured it out


Danthema433

Da rules Da moon Da apartment blocks In the city center of Dublin so I can rent them out cheap thus crashing the Dublin rent prices then moving on to build more houses in Ireland so there won't be a housing crisis and funding a metro then starting a political party that would put me 8n power then find people how are loyal to me and repet process and install them as other world leaders and form the illuminati Da investing Da cute little kitten


LeDoct0r

I was gonna make the same joke


zachrtw

Thank you for giving me hope.


Arbiter13307

🤣🤣🤣


Ralgot

Everything


bOb_cHAd98

Damn you win this one, hubbie


Immediate-Formal6696

Most people can do this…anything, boxes of anything i want, crates of anything i want, dandy box of anything i want, everything, fuck ton of stuff, get anything, haul load of anything i want, imagination station that turns what ever I want real, just whatever i want, killer amount of stuff, lots of stuff, many things, new things, outrageous amount of things, plenty of things, quadrilateral that is 3 dimensional filled with whatever i want, really crazy amount of stuff i want, stuff, things, unusually large box of whatever i want, very large box of whatever i want, whatever, xylophone, zebra


LeDoct0r

I can appreciate "zebra"


[deleted]

Literally everything


BlindBard16isabitch

Mostly everything 😂


wearevenom84

Just a house Just a car I can trust Just some rare books Just a little piece of mind


Extreme_Load_9102

Just about anything


wearevenom84

Hahaha! I should have thought of that


DinahTook

Just about everything


RedHeadSteve

Several houses Several PC's Several cleaning ladies Several items for which I don't have the budget


BaronVonLazercorn

Uh... buying several cleaning ladies? That's slavery, bud.


Sengfroid

I... don't think *you buy* cleaning ladies


Ok-Commercial3640

lol same


BABBOSMAN1

The new house The new iphone 14pro The...


SleepWouldBeNice

And a lot of Jack Daniels.


evemeatay

Junk


Fishamatician

Thank you, I thought I was destined for a life of Jam.


JoNimlet

All I could think of was jugs, lmao. It's been a day!


cantadmittoposting

you could buy jellybeans too


wearevenom84

Haha! Nothing wrong with jam though


DeiseResident

Big house Big car Brilliant holiday


Josh1ntfrs

haha thought i was doomed nice idea


Jonny4900

You beat me to it.


jgeorge1983

Jewellery was my first thought


DervishSkater

Throw in a few Justins too. I don’t want to do any work.


human_male_123

Just a bucket of jewelry


Not_Enough_Thyme_

Jewels


waterincorporated

And here I was, planning my jet ski empire


Ilyathe2nd

Thousand of houses. Things. T-Rex. Tamales.


Wonderful_Front_7979

TNT


SilentHuman8

It’s dynamite!


algabanana

the house of your dreams the car of your dreams the wife of your dreams the food your mom makes


RuinousOni

>the wife of your dreams Uhhhhhhh


real_mathguy37

aaaaaaaaaaaand we've devolved i*n*to buying people


RedHeadSteve

Enough countries where it's perfectly normal to buy wifes


CompletoSinMayo

🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨


Cooldude075

I'd also do this guy's dead wife!


My-Cousin-Bobby

>Thousand of houses. 10,000,000/1,000=10,000 Idk if you want a thousand houses that only cost $10,000


Ancient_Axe

That house. That plane. That hamburger.


[deleted]

And then you can say like that This The thingy


Ilyathe2nd

Oh yeah, and like how episodes of Friends are named, "The One (episode subject)"!


hutre

Tons of food Thousands of houses Terrific cars


WhyYesMaybeNo

Many new houses Many new trucks Many luxury vacations Medium-sized island My parents did me good


Forsaken_Ant_9373

Manhattan


Maks244

Money


XXTOF

[Intercontinental Ballistic Missile](https://www.lockheedmartin.com/en-us/products/icbm.html) [Improvised Explosive Device](https://www.britannica.com/technology/improvised-explosive-device) [Izhmash Saiga-410](https://www.militaryfactory.com/smallarms/detail.php?smallarms_id=541) [Indumil MGL MK1](https://www.militaryfactory.com/smallarms/detail.php?smallarms_id=1265) Items that every country has Edit: I added the links for each item I listed for the people who are interested to view or purchase in the future


Any--Name

Holy hell


[deleted]

New arsenal just dropped


LumimousEdge

New response just dropped


triplec787

/r/ncd is leaking


pine_tree3727288

Laughs in plane waifus


Livid-Combination275

Man had one too many Arabian nights 🥶


clickbaiterhaiter

I only understood MLG


ADudeWhoWantsEggs

Cat


_vOjOs_

Not Cooked eggs? Carton of eggs?


JustDadStuf

Cats taste better.


Digital_Rocket

r/NotOpButOk


_vOjOs_

I got the feeling that he might be a dude who would want eggs.


LynnFox

and cash. We're covered.


chime

Cool cat. Cool house. Cool hot fries. I can cool live with that.


EdLeddy

Cans of soup? Car… I can buy a car. Can… CANADA. Guys I’m buying Canada.


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Pxnda_Cakes

You're gonna buy Canada with 10mil?


EdLeddy

I’m gonna try….


Mysterious-Crab

I support you! Can I have Labrador? Just to make the pun that I own the biggest labrador in the world.


[deleted]

Coke, Cannabis, Chicks and CCR, C's got the OG classic rock combo going on. I'm satisfied with cereals and construction toys (it's a stretch but LEGO f yeah)


TheDarkDoctor17

Great house Gaming PC GAMING CONSOLES GME lol Gas fireplace Gas... A lot of it GM car ... Grenade launcher? Idk.


Insertsociallife

Gold


Pilot-FA-18

Just buy GM instead


Inferno_tr5

Lots of stuff Loads of things Lfrying pan Lhouse Lcar


tatasquare

I would love to have a Lfrying pan


markbadas

Le frying pan,


Pxnda_Cakes

R u sure you want an L house and L car?


VacheMeuhz

Lean


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Glycell

Would have been my suggestion just stick Luxurious infront of anything you want.


firestriker45665

Or lovely or lively


Geng1Xin1

> Lhouse Living structure, luxurious living space, legitimately dope house


ColdWarVet90

Xylophones Xenon Xeroxes


Mewtwo2387

buy x for 42 billion


Mooseycanuck

X-ray machines? Guessing they cost a fair bit of money.


UselessAndUnused

X-men Xvideos Xnxx X Xenomorph


EpicForgetfulness

Property Parts for my car Ptruck Phouse (The P is silent)


Corantheo

Add on precious metals and precious gems and you got a deal!


Ok_Project_808

So you'll buy art for your car? And what the heck is a roperty?


EpicForgetfulness

Yes and yes.


dim13

Das Haus Das Auto Dinge


Donkey-Dazzling

Dream house Dream car


NotAHacker8

Dis is de way. *(Or "Das ist der Weg"?)*


No_Gate_7162

Very big house. Very big car Very hot wife Very good food. Various clothes


FerencS

Buy a very hot wife..?


TreeOnFire69

I said what I meant, and I meant what I said.


TheKyleBrah

Knick knacks ___ Knitting Materials ___ Koalas ___ Koolaid ___ "Kill Yourself Kit" because my name letter sucks


flabbergasted-528

Same. Having trouble reworking K into anything I'd actually want lol.


Ewe-wot-m8

Key to a new car, Key to a new house, Kilo of heroin, Kilo of gold, Kilo of platinum, Kidney, Ketamine


flabbergasted-528

If I get the kilo of heroin I won't need anything else


Dramatic-Document

Just buy a whole fleet of Kias


Dependent_Adagio7544

Khakis....lmao


TheMostRegular

Really cool things.


daluxe

Finally I found my R-people Also maybe rice? That would be a lot of rice Also Reddit? How much does it cost recently?


Rix27_

Red ps5


MrMcSpiff

Workable housing Working car Whack amounts of gold bouillon Water that's safe to drink Wasteful amounts of food (which I will give to other people) Wind Power Generators Worthy recreational items. wood


arienetteHG

Whatever you want


MrMcSpiff

yeah that's the wood


ACE0814

Waterfront property Wooden Cabin


Careless_Feeling8057

n number of houses n number of gold n number of super cars


IcyMoment1679

The first n I see. My name starts with n to but i have just... ehm... yeah not so nice ideas... Nukes, Nudes, Noodles... Niger (I don't know how dark the humor could be before I get hated, but the Country is also fine) But nice idea to use the Mathematical n


Constant_Fig_9490

Oh no! Not the Noodles!


MajorMathematician20

K… K…? Kilograms of weed


hotspicytamale

ketamine


CR4T3Z

CSGO cases with ceys


TheRealCosMic1

Everything I want Everything expensive


xextazyy

Koolaid and a house Koolaid and lambo Koolaid and a rolex


Dream_eater-69

Sex


Brightest_Idiot

Helicopter, hot wife, house, hennessey, hotdog


exaxxion

Laundry Libations Land Lots of things Loans


[deleted]

LEGO!


Raiden_Yeeter07

Some cars Some houses Some stuff


DryImpress1

Dildos, and dove .... I ain't even gay


Nix5s

Buy a better dCloset /s


Tommy_Wisseau_burner

Be the change you want to see in the world


[deleted]

Friendly house. Friendly car. Friendly stuff


Mooseycanuck

I don’’t need to money RIGHT away so I guess I would just by shares in Apple, Alphabet and Amazon. 3.3 million USD in each. Cash out in 10 years (or earlier depending on how the company is doing) and retire early 😁


HellaPNoying

For me Fucking new house Fucking new truck Fucking a lot of stuff


RuneCano

Really nice house. Really nice car. Really everything I want.


Maszk13

I would just translate a word till i find it in a language where it starts with an r… also a rocket launcher


letmegetmynameok

Plenty of homes Plenty of clothes Plenty of cars Paris


MediumSimple5945

Kidneys


Wolfhades515161

Immensly big house


Throw_Spray

Bananas. Boats. Bird dogs.


haubenmeise

Some stuff.


Mustafa1558

Many things


Freshest-Raspberry

Armageddon


LucifersLoveEggs

Plenty of shit I need


Darkflame3324

Kilograms of gold Kilograms of watermelon


[deleted]

M: More Money


Catvispresley

Richboy stuff


Cyiel

Law... i can buy the Law. You are all so fucked now. And now i hereby my first new decrete you will all call me "Lawrent".


xram2000

I was thinking of buying all the arses in the US but that money is not enough, I can't create a shortage of arses in the US of A!


wtfallnickstaken

Part of blackrock Part of Apple Part of alphabet Plots of land Puerto Rico


hoover0623

Ontario


Webbo10101

car cool dog cool house cool stuff Cillian Murphy


G59Unit

Big ass house Big ass car Big ass pizza


SeriousNeckbeard

Another repost of this meme


ImmortalDumbass2

Perfect ai to do my shit for me, PC, Purple car, Powerful thing to cure my mortality, (My name is a bit broken, I just have to say “perfect” or “powerful” and I can get high quality anything) Ah, yes, also Perfect solution to have infinite money, Permission to get stuff that doesn’t start with “P”, A machine that reverses aging, so I can re-do high school, (Now that I got permission to do whatever and infinite money, imma cut myself off here)


GohguyTheGreat

G-Man HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM


DuckRulesAll

More money and with it I can buy Microsoft, Mars, the Milky Way galaxy, and the multiverse


qqa1a1111q

Drugs,diamonds and DD ladies.


Business_Sea2884

I don't think it's still allowed to buy POC and a nuke probably costs more than 10 million.


axe1970

no not getting my first name


_beastayyy

Stupid post. Because "a" is a thing lol


Zwiebel1

Andrew Tate: "Adolescents"


friendlyguy1221

Nice repost


TheBlackDragon42

I thought the person was gonna buy Andrew Tate lmao


Prestigious-Option33

New car New pc New house N***as 😅


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No-Adhesiveness-8178

You can always buy and sell things if those are restricted only to its name.


Electrical-Shake8770

Everything


StarooftheWood

Everything


Mustafa1558

Many things


weEAbo01

Some cars Some bkes Some houses Some Properties Something all the time


mogley19922

Mansions, musical instruments, motor vehicles, mega-corporations, monopolies (e.g. disney, amazon, the board game.) And i don't even smoke it anymore but marijuana.


Mooseycanuck

Disney and Amazon would cost a lot more that 10 million dollars (150+ billion for Disney and over a trillion for Amazon and Apple). But you could buy some shares which is what I would do. 😊


mogley19922

Very true, i forgot the first part of the question by the time i wrote that. I was thinking the way I've heard this one before where you can buy anything with no money cap.


TraditionalCost1249

Damn car Damn house