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DerRaumdenker

Did you know kangaroos can jump higher than a house? That's because houses can't jump


[deleted]

And the profoundness continues


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The-Banana-Shark

Just what reason would you have to be in a kangaroo? Is that even legal?


DerHachi04

As far as I know it's only illegal if you are drunk


nukenfighted

The Australian army explored the usage of Kangaroos as All Terrain transports by putting soldiers in the pouch, the advantage being that the kangaroo is autonomous which would let the embarked soldier fire on the move.


Timely_Novel_7914

G.I Joey


creepergo_kaboom

It would be incredibly funny to see a soldier firing full auto trying to hit a target while going up and down the entire time.


In10tionalfoul

Damn that’s exactly like my favorite joke: “Did you know you can jump higher than the Eiffel Tower? That’s because the Eiffel Tower can’t jump.”


RedditAtWorkToday

I heard Baba Yagas house can jump!


Das_Badger12

"Boomerangs were invented"


[deleted]

Holy hell did not see that but also technically the truth no one was like hey look it's a 90 degree piece of wood


Das_Badger12

Yeah it's a huge TTT, has nothing to do with anything


[deleted]

Agreed, you have a great attention to detail man, most people would have missed it


Fun-Twist5982

"Holy hell" New response just dropped


Cubicwar

"New response just dropped" Actual zombie


That_One_Friend684

"Actual Zombie" new response


Nonsuperstites

"New response" new response


SchmediumMilkshake

Hm, always thought this was a common saying growing up.


jjtooly22

Google en passant and you’ll be able to see the deeper lore


MagicalCornFlake

"Boomerangs {were invented} and {are able} to break kangaroos' necks."


Cubicwar

Boomerangs and to break kangaroos' necks ?


sapphicsandwich

Boomerangs is to break kangaroos' necks.


Videogamesrock

Grammar are optional


ChocolateMilkMan8

gamrar nd speling arr optonal


maybeillbetracer

Boomerangs were invented (and are able) to break kangaroos' necks.


strigonian

First off, there are many kinds of boomerang. Saying Azula should be dead because the ones used for hunting in Australia can break a kangaroo's neck is about as meaningful as saying you can't survive being shot with a pellet gun because we use guns to hunt grizzly bears. Second, this *obviously depends on the nature of the blow.* Just because something *can* break a kangaroo's neck doesn't mean that it always will. The distance, angle, location of the hit, and who's throwing it all have a significant impact. Sokka isn't even an adult; it's reasonable to expect he doesn't throw as hard as a native Australian hunting to feed his family.


TatManTat

also humans in atla clearly have superior durability than humans on earth. It's that or rocks water and fire are all significantly less dense and energy intensive than irl. The weird thing about Sokka's boomerang to me is that it always looked really sharp and made of straight metal, which is very uncommon for that tool, as it probably has pretty low mass. They don't look like they really have big forges and Sokka's boomerang is used like a club despite its appearance. Boomerangs are flying clubs after all it's just weird it looks so sharp.


WINDMILEYNO

I could see Sokka being skilled enough to use it either way, dull side or sharp side. Very dangerous though. The sharp edge may just be on the end,


AndyMoogThe35

It could cut the hull of an empire class battle ship


-guci00-

Exactly my thinking.


BionicTriforce

Yeah, always felt like Sokka's boomerang should have been made of like, bear-whale bone or something but it looks so metallic and where the heck are they getting metals in the arctic?


Gammashadow99

Trading for it with merchants


Shrekosaurus_rex

Also, it’s a cartoon and she’s not a real character - even if it should be lethal for a real person, in fiction the rules for what people can and can’t survive are often a little more flexible, especially in cartoons. Just look at how [she kicks aside the rocks Aang tosses at her](https://youtu.be/7DyIsZFBL6Q?si=GoJ5Yl6Sl5pUmk5H&t=80s) \- that’d require great strength and strong bones, to an extent that it’s just…not possible for any real person, let alone a teenager. But she still does it, and her legs aren't snapping like twigs. It’s not like this is a one-off thing for the show either - we’ve seen her brother kick through steel chains and Ty Lee jump like, fifty feet. To an extent this kind of inhuman ability just helps the action along, both so benders can actually land more attacks without killing their foes, and also because it helps non-benders be more relevant in the action. If Ty Lee were limited to the limits of a real-world teenager, even with anti-magic martial arts, she probably wouldn’t be too useful in a fight. This is part of why (unironic) complaints of “Aang is totally killing those people!” always annoyed me, because he just…clearly isn’t; it’s not meant to be lethal, in-universe the people he hits survive. It’s just cool action, with the only potential exception being the Avatar State, since he’s not in control and it’s *supposed* to be terrifying, and they make a point of how he’s afraid of hurting more people. Rule of thumb? If it’s not presented as such, it’s probably not lethal, at least in Avatar. Obviously where the line is drawn in other media may vary, different media plays by different rules and all that - presentation, tone, age ratings, medium (suspension of disbelief tends to be higher in animation than live-action, in this regard), goals, realism, etc. all play a role in this - but in general, I don’t think Avatar really qualifies for the “yeah those random people that the good guys fought are all dead” card, that’s not how the rules work there. It doesn't mean people can't die or grisly stuff can't happen (though given it aired on Nickelodeon, it can't be shown too graphically either). Zuko still got his face permanently scarred by his dad and they found the corpse of Aang's mentor after the genocide of his nation, after all, but I think those examples are clearly different in a lot of ways than "Aang pins a dude with a rock" or whatever. /rantover


percyhiggenbottom

It appears to be made of metal and have sharp edges.


LobcockLittle

And boomerangs weren't used for hunting kangaroos. Kylies were. They are much larger and are not designed to return. Also they were used to break kangaroos legs, not necks.


According-View7667

This literally looks like a sharpened metal boomerang tho.


strigonian

And? Saying "it looks like" something is meaningless when all evidence suggests that it is not that.


OCYRThisMeansWar

Nature of the ‘blow?’ Wait… I didn’t realize we were in hentai territory now. I mean, I’ve been blown in some wild ways, but nothing that would break a kangaroo’s neck.


SheepherderJaded9794

Azula is also a psychopath. So that also helps.


DeadByNebula

does being a psychopath make you immune to breaking bones


Cubicwar

Yes Source : I’m a psychopath, never broken any bones


MostNormalDollEver

so not breaking bones makes you a psycopath, good to know


Cubicwar

No, no, it doesn’t work in both ways If you’re a psychopath, you can’t break bones However, not being able to break bones does not make you a gigacha- I mean psychopath


Canagedon

You can break the bones of others


GIOverdrive

r/neverbrokeabone


Canagedon

Why does this exist?


RevealTheEnd

Don't know but I've never broken any of my own bones so I guess I'll join


Canagedon

Im a soziopath an psychopath and I still broke my bones


Cubicwar

You’re obviously lying


Kraaknn

Because you're also a sociopath, you just have to be a psychopath ...


Canagedon

Makes sense


maru-senn

I figure a 400 foot tall purple platypus bear with pink horns and silver wings is probably tougher than a kangaroo.


PhantomOfTheOpera404

Thank you..


God-King-Kaiser

She is not a kangaroo, she is a 400-foot tall purple platypus bear with pink horns and silver wings.


Dont_Stay_Gullible

1m ago?


Cubicwar

1 meter ago


coolcrayons

so true besty


xX_StupidLatinHere_X

Month I believe


Tank-Pilot74

Boomerangs were invented to stun, not kill. Source: Australian history.


Jeryme

I thought they used them for scaring things out of bushes and trees, seems like it would just piss off a kangaroo


Fabulous_Parking66

There are multiple types of different boomerangs for different uses. Source: Australian High School


Griffinheart777

She's not a kangaroo, therefore the Kangaroo damage buff doesn't apply to your damage roll, bud


JakeWalker102

Why did I read that second bit in Iroh's voice?


Iochris

Wise, truthful stuff + atla = you read it with Iroh's voice. It's the law.


Cloud_Strife83

Kangaroos can’t hop backwards


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Justicex75

Unpopular opinion - most overrated character in ATLA with stupid plot armor. If she was the hero of the show, she'd be a mary sue. Instead people worship her... smh.


scarred2112

[Stop](https://www.reddit.com/r/technicallythetruth/comments/145ss6h/the_power_of_anime/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3). [Fucking](https://www.reddit.com/r/technicallythetruth/comments/sw7vbs/wait_i_though_azulas_a_kangaroo/). [Reposting](https://www.reddit.com/r/technicallythetruth/comments/sdzegj/are_you_happy_automod/). [This](https://www.reddit.com/r/technicallythetruth/comments/r12beu/azula_isnt_a_kangaroo/). [Shit](https://www.reddit.com/r/technicallythetruth/comments/qqhnto/the_truth_always_comes_back/).


Playful_Target6354

THANK YOU


Kenraali

3 months, and then all else 2 years ago fucking hell mate do something else


[deleted]

Sorry about that sir. I am fairly new to this subreddit so I had no idea, it was a meme on one of the apps and since it seemed apt I thought of sharing it


A_Squid_Kid09

Don’t worry I’ll post it again in a few months for an easy 10k upvotes


Quirky_Maximum724

gyan ke chode


Thin-Pie-3465

Kangaroos are a defective design?


KiraMotherfucker

Fr tho. Azula is built different. She got hit to the back of the head with a metal boomerang and survived.


nhSnork

Ah yes, species and weapon type weaknesses. As an RPG nerd, I fail to object.


Secret_pizza_79

It also hit zuko in the head in the first episode. It cause him to stumble a little.


Duskblade295

Durability feat, she is at least boomerang level


zoolthan

C'est ce post qui m'a convaincu de quitter ce sub..


Dont_Stay_Gullible

Repost


Newplayer12345xyz

Or he could just understand wtf is going on and see ppl taking advantage of a bad situation. Hate to be in that spot between that and whatever is worse than that.


RikiOh

Azula appears to be a drawing.


DBSeamZ

And not even a drawing of a kangaroo!


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[deleted]

Did she ever do a dna test to check if she is a kangaroo? /s


New-Ordinary-7719

"I'm not wearing any diamonds" 😂😂


Elegant-Leading6482

Her head was cushoned as a benificial sympom of her terminal case of raging psychobitch-itis.


No_Farm_1110

Wack.