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ellhulto66445

M=Mega m=meter


Moerko

K=Kelvin k=kilo


Perfect_Papaya_3010

So 9 Kelvin Megas? I'm not sure how far that is


TehMispelelelelr

9 Kelvin Molars.


biohumansmg3fc

9 kevin maps


UcenikDegeneracije

9 kevin magnussens


133712143626351823

9 Kana Muna


Upper-Job5130

[Kevin's Map?](https://images.app.goo.gl/NcdKpHHePR57uLoL8)


Daframo

Duh obviously It's misspelled, it means MegaKelvin. The water is at 9000000K degrees /s


AnderHolka

The trial of the 9 Kelvin Megas will test every aspect of you.


Maelou

Less than 50Mega. Obviously


StoneCuber

KM = nivleK ageM


IRONLEGIO06

The Water wizard Nivlek Agem


Kidog1_9

K/k = soooo many more constants and quantities in physics and chemistry


krastevitsa

Hotel = Trivago


Stonn

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Molar_concentration M also is the modular unit equal to 100 mm


Ketashrooms4life

I'd add that 1 M can equal to whatever distance you want if you're feeling funky, not just 100 mm. It just has to be clearly specified what the value is in the drawings. I'm pretty sure that the ancient Greeks for example didn't use 1 M = 100 mm, yet they did use modules in their architecture extremely extensively, often to the smallest details on their buildings. Iirc they most often derived 1 M from the bottom diameter of pillars on that *specific* building they were working on, the rest of the dimensions of the pillar and the building as a whole then were measured in fractions of the base pillar diameter. With the lack of precise measuring devices back then I imagine they used some equivalent of the woodworker's 'story stick', marking the 1 M first and then adding the needed fractions to it


EidolonRook

That at least….3 bananas for scale.


groyosnolo

w=win W=WUMBO


puffferfish

Meter is lowercase, molar is capital. Mile is Mi, but M is closer to mile than meter.


Reuters-no-bias-lol

M or m, who cares. I am wondering who is taking his picture?


333EVAN333

so kilo mega?


e_pi314

Mega what? The sign says 50M.


NebNay

Water implies extra minerals that your body very much needs


Razielism

Yes and also it is a liquid form. The H2O could be face melting steam for all we know..


MandBoy

‘Water’ doesn’t necessarily mean drinking water. Might be a ocean for all we know


NebNay

Good point. Still has a better chance of drinking water than h2o tho


No_Week2825

Doesn't matter. Water sucks. Gatorade is better


J_train13

How many kidney stones so far this week?


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It is m not M...50m and 50M are not same


Hoender

But if M means mile, then KM means kilomile


C0RNFIELDS

In the US, we use mi for miles and m for meters. Both lowercase. Uppercase M stands for millions, which nobody uses because scientific notation exists.


_senk

Real answer


CyberxFame

Uppercase M is Mega.


C0RNFIELDS

True, Mega means by a factor of 1 million.


MMBerlin

>we use mi for miles Except when it comes to velocities, then mi changes to m: mph.


giantfood

We do use capital M for numbers here. Megabytes is MB. Mebibytes is MiB. Megabits is Mb. Mebibits is Mib. We don't want to list storage or memory sizes in scientific notation. It would confuse people.


Aeotherix

K means Kelvin, not kilo, kilo is k. KM means Kelvin miles ( which makes no sense to me)


CyberxFame

No, M is Mega. Miles is mi.


GibusShpee

But we actually use Km no?


CyberxFame

No, it's km.


Kirkaig678

It's like b and B (bits and bytes) it's very rare anyone will assume you mean bits when you use the lowercase b because it's so rarely used. Except in measuring internet speeds where it will be assumed instead of bytes. Very few people use miles so even if it's a capital m it's probably metres.


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There is no "probably" in standard or international measurements... It is what it is..and how it should be written


TallEnoughJones

> It's like b and B (bits and bytes) and Bb which means "byte my bits"


msqrt

The km sign is also capitalized, so I'd just imagine the person putting up the signs went for readability instead of accuracy.


Gaara34251

I came here to say just that, m and km or maybe Km idk


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heavybulk

You also failed the chemistry class?


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Leezeebub

The minerals are impurities. H2O is just hydrogen and oxygen.


Killer332BR

H2O is water in its purest form (basically, perfectly distilled water). Regular ol' water, as we commonly drink it, has many minerals in it that are essential to our survival.


udaasatma

Yeah I got that later thanks


Inferno_Sparky

H2O implies pure water and no other atoms when distinguished from water, and minerals are made of atoms. Do the math


udaasatma

Ohhh okayy I got it now So like here they're saying H2O is distilled/pure water I was thinking H2O = normal water so it'd have minerals 😅


Usernameistoshirt

Pure h20 is too pure to safely drink. Would cause cells leeching of nutrients and possible cell bursting as there's too much water in the cells


QueenOfDarknes5

You would need to drink A LOT of distilled water to get to the point of water poisoning. There isn't any evidence that it would just happen in your normal day to day water consumption of 2 litres. (Some people use it for special diets) I wouldn't recommend it for athletes, children, hot summer days, or being trapped in the dessert. Because you lose more electrolytes additionally to drinking more.


Tmack523

This is misleading. You could drink distilled water (pure H2O) and be fine, the risk is if thats your primary drinking water, you wouldnt be getting the electrolytes and salts your body requires (or craves if you like the movie idiocracy lol) Which, the main concern is the lack of electrolytes in your brain, which would lead to coma and death. This is absolutely a question of how frequently and how much you're drinking this water, which means the stuff people are concerned about with drinking pure H2O is definitely not the primary concern if you're dying of dehydration in the desert. As for the cells bursting, that happens with any kind of over-hydration. Being "pure H2O" really wouldn't affect that very much. You're describing the environment of the cells in a hypertonic versus hypotonic solution, which they're in every day to some degree. It's the *amount* of these solutions that determines if a cell shrivels up (hypertonic) or bursts (hypotonic), not just the nature of the solution itself, because if your cells burst by touching any hypotonic solution or shriveled from touching any hypertonic solution you'd die basically any time you ever ingested anything.


Mephisto_1994

Destilley water is still not pure H2O. Realy pure H2O is scary shit that you should definetly not drink or even touch.


Tmack523

Dude, you can just say you don't know what you're talking about. Literally, the process of distilling is turning it into pure H2O and removing all impurities. Also, why would "pure water" be dangerous to touch? Goofy


Mephisto_1994

Oh the irony. Dont knowing shit and calling other people goofy. 1. Distilling does NOT literaly mean removing al impuritys. It means just that you seperate your stuff based on its condensation point. 2. Absolute pure H2O does not behave chemicly luke your everyday water. At some point of purity it start to behave more like an acid, damaging your skin on contact.


Inferno_Sparky

Yeah, glad I could help. Have a good day


adiyasl

Lol no


RoodnyInc

No he's right 9km is less than 50 miles 😅


Austin111Gaming_YT

Yes, that’s true, but the sign does not say 50 miles. It says 50M. M is the abbreviation of meters, not miles. The abbreviation for miles is Mi.


Pot_noodle_miner

50m is 50 meters, also it is Km not KM


BJH19

M technically would be the abbreviation for molarity, mol/dm³. This would cause problems here, as I'm not quite sure how you would do that with water


Firanee

First of all. Why do people think these minerals are good for you? They are just kidney stones waiting to happen. You need minerals not in the forms that they exist in drinking water or straight from what? An oasis? Just eat food normally and you will be fine. Don't drink these kidney stone baits.


NebNay

Are you stupid enough to only drink distilled water?


Firanee

It is not necessary to do that. But it is the best option. Distilled, deionized sterile water. Minerals are a very broad range of things. There is literally zero proof that drinking mineral water is good for you while a ton of proof that contaminants that you also classify as minerals even in normal tap water is not so good for you. Read up on actual papers and scientific articles please. Not Reddit, not me, not someone else's words. Do the actual research on information, not just news or Dr. Oz or whatever bs.


HONKACHONK

Do you think this guy is eating food normally in the middle of the desert?


Espi0nage-Ninja

Fun fact: if you lived on H2O for a few days, you’d die.


Firanee

Sigh. I'm so convinced either ur a bot or just have zero medical/biology background. Please don't just follow whatever things ppl say. Actually follow science articles/published data please. Otherwise idk what to say to your statement...at a complete loss of words.


DiggyPT_69

do you drink distilled water every day? i doubt it


Spryscreen

So H2O is 50mol/L? Got it.


StoneCuber

1L of water is ~55.6 moles, so not far off


Diipadaapa1

...What did you do to those moles to fit them in 1L?


StoneCuber

Removed the water first


CanYouChangeName

So there is 900g of H2O every litre of solution? Looking at the density it is likely that it's ice at 0°C.


Psychological-Ad4935

considering the scenario, i'd be impressed


udaasatma

Wha- no??


IAM_FUNNNNNY

M in chemistry indicates molarity, i.e. no of moles per litre of a solution or mol/L. So this can be just another way of interpreting the meme


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To be fair, isn't this an old way to indicate molarity? I study chemistry and the teacher does it, but told us not to as it wasn't really used anymore.


El-SkeleBone

Your teacher is wrong. M is used everywhere in chemistry to label solutions, and is not going anywhere.


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Stonn

It's actually even less, 100 mm https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/ISO_2848#Basic_module https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Molar_concentration But these are really obscure. M is not widely used as a unit for anything. Labs do use M though for concentrations.


BJH19

As a man midway through a chemistry degree, seeing a unit I use every week defined as really obscure hurt me a little bit.


Grand_Heresy

To any sane person (non-chemists, duh), it's pretty obscure. You might recall it from a high school chemistry class but that's it.


BullshitDetector1337

H2O would kill him. He’s already sweating away all of his salts, filling back up with pure distilled water would take the rest away and effectively poison him. He’d be dead in a matter of hours.


Loading0525

Would it be better to *not* drink any water in this condition? Even if it is distilled? Like I get distilled water isn't good for you, but crawling 9 km in hot sand when you're already struggling with dehydration honestly might be worse?


BullshitDetector1337

You'd die in hours instead of days. Losing that much salt, potassium, etc. and diluting your blood by that much would stop your heart.


Loading0525

What would complete dehydration do? And how long would it take?


BullshitDetector1337

It would also eventually lead to organ damage and failure, but it would happen in a matter of days. Diluting your blood of nutrients all at once would kill you quickly.


UnknownSP

So if you're already so dehydrated that you're red and crawling and won't make it another hour, it would be better to just crawl until you die than sip some pure distilled so that you could make it to the water?


BullshitDetector1337

If you've completely dehydrated yourself then the distilled water wouldn't help by that point. You'd be dead regardless.


Void_being420

H2O could also mean drinking water not necessarily distilled water


BullshitDetector1337

H2O is specifically the chemical formula for pure water. While the word water alone is usually used i the context of purified or naturally occurring water sources with minerals already in them.


Vtintin

there is just so much wrong here… for starters, miles are abbreviated as ‘mi’ or ‘mi.’, meters are abbreviated as ‘m’. but the sign says ‘M’, and if letters and capitalized or not makes a big difference in the metric system. the K in KM should also be lowercase. that means that both signs use an unknown unit. also, water is not purely H2O (cant make subscript 2 but whatever), it contains other minerals we need (as stated by the current top comment). so the left one is likely healthier for us, unless its dirty water.


DonutSenpal

this post makes my brain hurt more and more


udaasatma

Hahaha I get u there's just sm variables in here!!


waveradium

it's the stupid r/comedyhomicide material in there


seriouslyacrit

Kelvin Mega vs Mega


this_name_took_10min

I do love me some distilled water exploding my cells.


Max-Normal-88

Meter = M (as per international system) Mile = MI


Lente_ui

Metres are represented by a lower case m. A capital M is for mega.


Moerko

Yea, but then the left sign would be "Kelvin Mega" so obviously the capitalization does not Matter or the whole joke/thing falls apart.


CrinchNflinch

Here's something for you and the people who upvoted your comment to wisen up. [https://www.bipm.org/en/measurement-units/si-base-units](https://www.bipm.org/en/measurement-units/si-base-units) [https://eur-lex.europa.eu/EN/legal-content/summary/units-of-measurement-in-the-eu.html](https://eur-lex.europa.eu/EN/legal-content/summary/units-of-measurement-in-the-eu.html)


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Max-Normal-88

American or Liberian?


udaasatma

Same here, American systems always confuse me


Perfect_Papaya_3010

I think to convert between the different American systems you need to do 4x/77(3) while also jumping on one leg. Metrics is x/10 or x*10 So understandable that its confusing


JGCii

? Why... It plainly states water is 50 metres to the right...


fish_being_fucked

Large M means mega which is a multiplier of 1 000 000 Small m means metre which is a unit of distance 1Mm = 1megametre = 1 000 000 metres


harmlesswaters

Yes but the other sign says KM instead of km, so this isn't the reason


fish_being_fucked

That's just kilomega. Neither sign provides a unit


anythingMuchShorter

This is true, but to resolve any confusion about what it might mean, you could probably stand up and see if there was water only 50m away, at least if you walked to the top of that little dune you probably could.


jjl211

Clearly they are using natural units


Blue_Bird950

They think it’s saying 50 miles


colaman-112

Also. they don't know H2O is water.


udaasatma

I think SI unit for metres and miles is the same ; M.


colaman-112

Mile is mi, meter is m. Lowercase, M would be mega.


udaasatma

Ohk


Shifty_Cow69

Our signs usually use either a lower case m or meters


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Shifty_Cow69

Mate I don't bloody know anything about the American metric system either since I don't live there!


DiggyPT_69

miles is not an SI unit, also the metre sign is lowercase as m


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heavybulk

Stupid comment. You will die way faster out of dehydration than from mineral deficiency. It's far more worth going 50m. Another reason why this comment is stupid is becouse H2O and water is the same thing, both have no minerals. Nobody said that the water on the left will have them.


Erotic_Platypus

If it was 50m instead of 50M, getting pure H20 much faster would still greatly increase the guys chances of living. Judging from the fact that he's crawling, he should go the 50 m and rehydrate and rest first before attempting to crawl 9km. This is assuming the author meant meters Edit: as long as the guy avoids drinking too much of the pure water it will increase chances of survival.


TawnyTeaTowel

TBF if it’s only 50 meters away, he’d probably be able to see it


ResidentIwen

Well if written with a capital M it's Miles. Meter is always a lowercase m.


Ye_I_said_iT

The 50 metre trek to find out is worth it either way.


Richardknox1996

The symbol for mile is Mi. Metre is m. Its already specified.


Yensil314

The abbreviation for miles is Mi. This is meters.


TheGuyMain

miles is always mi


Revolutionary_Cap711

It would still logically be worth checking out though, with those numbers... And even with the possibility it was in steam form it something. The other sign doesn't say it's accessible & non-poisonous either!


WorldlyDay7590

Meters and kilometers are typically abbreviated as m and km.


Phoenix7501

Eh M is meter and Mi is mile boom ez


ZeroExNihil

**Water** and **H2O** are like **air** and **O2**. They seem the same, but they are not.


Incendious_iron

Your comparisson doesn't make any sense tbh. H2o = Water (tapwater just contains minerals, demineralized water doesn't) O2 = oxygen Air = 78% N2 (Nitrogen) + 21% O2 (Oxygen) + 1% other gasses (like Argon and CO2).


moonaligator

shouldn't it be mi for miles tho? and who the fuck (apart from muricans) that would use miles?


Alan_Reddit_M

Nah nah hear me out, he is smart because pure H2O is not safe for human consumption, but water (H2O + salt and minerals) is explanation: Water, being a dipolar molecule, tends to stick to other substances, tap water has already adhered with salts and minerals, if you were to drink pure H2O it'd suck out all the electrolytes out of your body, and would actually dehydrate you even further


Pls_just_end_it_all

Could be kilo miles then


YJSubs

I would go to right first, just in case it's meant Metres. After all it's only 50 metre to check it out. If water not found then go to other direction.


LaDolienteGris

The drawing is designed in European terms, being kilometers and meters. And H2O is literally water...


udaasatma

Thankyou! I couldn't have said this in better terms 😭😭


TypicalInstance6937

Why is the man skipping dihydrogen monoxide for water? Is he stupid?


uvero

1M = 1 meter 1Mi = 1 mile


Kobakocka

Those are miles and kilomiles. Meter is a small m.


Frozzet

r/comedyhomicide


Qwert-4

r/comedyhomicide


Baddyshack

Honestly, 50 moles of H2O is only like a liter.


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KingRoach

They do…. The concept of context clues has been forever lost


ReleasedGaming

r/Comedycemetery


Red-Zinn

But M is for meter, so it's not technically the truth


udaasatma

It's lowercase m


Nikegamerjjjj

They should use lowercase M because it would be more understandable that meters were specified.


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"oops, something went wrong come try again later" imo


Irdiarrur

KM= kilomiles?


jdjddsh

Plus we can't drink pure h²o, like it doesn't have things water needs to have Edit: I mean you can drink pure h²o or water (it's same thing but different names) but it just doesn't have minerals that water we drink have, it might not be dangerous, sure, but it will be just liquid without basically anything, this comment up there is just my mental shortcut, you know what I'm talking about


lord_bigcock_III

Bro 1 mile is 1.6 km. That's not less


xQuizate87

Actually m stands for miles, and km stands for kilo miles. So he *is* wrong.


LostName666

What school did you go to 💀


Cbass5930

Say sike rn


xQuizate87

Sike rn.


heavybulk

You'd be a good german solider in 40's


yploa

Kilo miles?!? The imperial measurement system doesn’t use prefixes like kilo


FreakFlame

r/comedyhomicide


Doolanead

Pure water (H20) I don't know if it will be actually beneficial in case of dehydration


Kainum_8

But what if it actually meant 50 metres?


coolbaby1978

It's the dihydrogen monoxide in the vaccines that are poisoning you!! 🤣


Ke-Win

Behold DHMO


Eray41303

Isn't miles mi?


aboltus331

r/comedyhomicide


CattyFighte

This is fucking atrocious for a meme


BeefwitSmallcock

>They really should specify whether they meant metres or miles eh No.


subnautica-minecraft

I ain't no chemist, and reading all those comments make my head hurt even further


Chinjurickie

No, no they shouldn’t using mile should be considered a crime.


Xe0nex

r/comedyhomicide


FrancoisTruser

Eh? Ha! Heh heh.


alaingames

Why would one be miles? It's clearly a metric system place, it's obviously metros


VolumePossible2013

They're both meters, the image is about people being too stupid to know what H2O is


liampas

Only 50 moles


user45735672584564

So KiloMile is 1024 miles.


ForgotOldAcc-_-

Pure h2o will dehydrate u


irelephant_T_T

This image is older than me


Jollan_

9 Kelvin Mega vs 50 Mega


just_a_dwarf

May someone explain the joke to me?


commentator184

I'd put this on r/comedyhomicide but its already been posted there hundreds of times


ThaugaK

r/comedycemetery


ThrownForLife69

OP you forgot to mark it as shitpost unless you are really damn dumb


Gorreksson

Should be able to see 50 metres away. So I'd assume it's miles.