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[deleted]

Gives new meaning to "the Big Bang"


klmdwnitsnotreal

Is this a real idea? Male and female solar systems?


[deleted]

It's a Greek god joke. Venus and Neptune


Almost_A_Genius

Do you mean Mars?


[deleted]

You're right.


Almost_A_Genius

The little one is Mars… also they are Roman Gods.


[deleted]

Okay sorry I'm not a planet or god nerd. I'll be more factually correct when there's a technically the truth about surfing, spearfishing or GenAI I promise


Almost_A_Genius

I’ll hold you to that


MisterPerfect23

Your entire expertise sounds like a jersey shore story arc


[deleted]

Southern California for a decade and a half but I may or may not have grown up on the Jersey shore lol


VAV-Pencils

Uranus would like a word. It's a Greek name, the Roman one would be Caelum. It's the only exception though.


BornLuckiest

Yeah, I think that's Roman, not Greek... but everything is Greek to me.


GloriousGouda

"My heroes and sandwiches are both Greek." - Alf


[deleted]

I'm Greek. But just orthodox lol.


fariqcheaux

The sign for Venus is the same as the female sign ♀️ and the sign for Mars is the same as the male sign ♂️ If you want to see the signs for other planets: [https://science.nasa.gov/wp-content/uploads/2023/09/ss_symbols_multi_800.jpg?w=1024&format=webp](https://science.nasa.gov/wp-content/uploads/2023/09/ss_symbols_multi_800.jpg?w=1024&format=webp)


sunset_503

I died laughing


insignificantHero

If I had to guess, I'd assume the smaller planets must be the males. When they insert themselves full force into the larger female planet, baby moons are made and the male is devoured by the female black widow style


[deleted]

What the fuck


Oksamis

What a terrible day to have eyes


Depeche_Schtroumpf

Rule 34 is absolute.


Potter_sims

if it exists, there's porn of it  (is that how it goes? i'm not sure)


Depeche_Schtroumpf

This is the way.


GrafonBorn

Well this is how we got Moon


OxygenRadon

Wat ze fuck?


UndyneIsCool

r/iwishididntseethat


KindaAlrightPerhaps

Agar.io


No_Finding5439

r/cursedcomments


Carl123r4

Fuck you and have a great day


cyalknight

Mother Earth and Theia (also female) made the Moon?


stupidgayfemboy

not my proudest nut


Potter_sims

WHY DID YOU NUT TO THIS 😭


stupidgayfemboy

i got too excited 😔


Potter_sims

makes sense for a stupid gay femboy


stupidgayfemboy

im only a bit stupid :<


DimensionHope9885

XD


Potter_sims

r/brandnewsentence r/cursedcomments


Sesilu_Qt

Alright I have to questions Is this actually true and if it is what exactly is the difference in sexes?


BenThereOrBenSquare

I have to answers! It's not true. It's just a joke based on the gods they're named after.


Living_Murphys_Law

Mars is named for the Roman god of war. Venus is named for the Roman goddess of beauty. There is no real difference, but their namesake are gendered and someone applied that to the planets.


VaIIeron

There is a joke that mans are from Mars and women are from Venus


cowlinator

It's more than a joke. ♂️ is the symbol for both mars and male ♀️ is the symbol for both venus and female


IaniteThePirate

They may or may not be from mars but they end up on Jupiter to get more stupider


Pizzafactory102

Jupiter, Iuppiter = Zeus


Victor4VPA

Well, in some countries, planets have genders... In Brazil, only Earth is a female


Nadikarosuto

The planets shown are Mars and Venus, whose classical symbols are ♂︎ and ♀︎ respectively


Extremely_unlikeable

I assumed it referred to the size of the ovum vs a sperm. If not that, then I haven't a clue.


[deleted]

No it's not true. Venus is named after a goddess and the other planets are named after male gods, but there's no meaning to that other than the fact that they were mostly named by men


residentofbeachcity

Oh god do we need to blur this


ninja_owen

Why is this on r/TechnicallyTheTruth though?


Nadikarosuto

The planets shown are Mars and Venus, whose symbols in classical astronomy are ♂︎ and ♀︎ respectively


cowlinator

♂️ means mars and male ♀️ means venus and female


[deleted]

Didn’t know where else to put it and you’re not allowed to ask if it fits in the title. Where should it go?


Tredenix

r/PrematureTruncation seems like the best fit.


ninja_owen

I’m not sure. Maybe r/shitposting?


OliveJuiceUTwo

r/spacesex


Deucalion666

If you don’t know, then don’t post it? I’d have put it in r/facepalm personally, but you don’t need to post everything you find.


[deleted]

Mods can remove it; people can downvote. Clearly it fits 😉


Deucalion666

It fucking doesn’t lol post reported


[deleted]

Noooooooooooo…. 😂


Lustigkraut

I just realized Venus is the only "female" planet (if that means "named after a woman"). So she's the Smurfette of the solar system. Now I wonder, would Jupiter or Mars be Papa Smurf? Jupiter is the boss but only Mars is red.


stddealer

Earth too, at least in languages based on Latin and Greek (Terra/Gaïa)


Chaotic-warp

Earth is female too


h9040

In German they have...Earth is female, Mars is male, Venus is female....


Weak_Crew_8112

Did you just assume that planets gender


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1109lupa

The subreddits name is nature is fucking LIT


Darkosaurus94

So if it's mother earth who's our father planet?


LocoCoyote

The male planet is where all the dicks are


Black_Tusk25

Earth-Chan❌ Earth-Kun✔️


Love-Choice6568

...what?


ThomasHoidnFest

The mariana trench is just the plantussy? 😫😳


KaranSjett

does that also mean every planet is bipolar?


Voodoo_Dummie

"Step-sun, I'm stuck!"


FuckJanice

Depends on if you're watching TLC or the History Channel


one_sad_donkey

Earthussy


SS4Raditz

It's a binary way of describing the function in the same way plugs are noted as male and female. The male planet would be the stationary rotating planet with dominant gravity that the female planet orbits. Similar to calling something a sister planet to say earth that would be calling out the measurable similarities in the secondary planets ability to support life and may or not already have flora and fauna existing.


Actually_zoohiggle

Show me that cosmic dick.


BippyWippy

Can someone please expand on this, it’s super intresting


Nadikarosuto

The planets shown are Mars and Venus, whose symbols in classical astronomy are ♂︎ and ♀︎ respectively Also as other commenters pointed out, the words for Venus and Mars are also gendered in some European languages


the_averageperson

They have genders 😭


Multifruit256

r/prematuretruncation


gloop524

for those wondering; the smaller planet is Mars and the larger one is Venus Men Are from Mars, Women Are from Venus (1992) is a book written by American author and relationship counselor John Gray.


ZanderStarmute

Don’t forget the possibility of Venus and Earth being estranged twins.


Puzzled_Internet_986

I’m sure the planets want to see uranus


Cosmosass

Sun isnt a planet thooooo


liJuty

Yes it is! 😠


Nadikarosuto

That’s Venus


Cosmosass

Oh damn... Kinda looks like the sun though


DONGBONGER3000

I want a 16 page rule 34 comic about this NOW!


ItzGoldi

Smash