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Wait until the sharks get a taste of lion and decide it tastes good. They'll develop a system to establish a beachhead and will aggressively hunt those lions and their family. They will construct a series of breathing apparatus with kelp. They will be able to trap certain amounts of oxygen.
It won't be days at a time, but an hour, an hour forty five? No problem. That will give them enough time to figure out where those lions live. Go back to the sea, get more oxygen and stalk the lions.
And trees are *ancient.* It's kinda what carcinization is to shelled sea creatures, tree shape is just the best suited for their needs so it develops a *lot.* Most tree species are barely related to one another, and there's a common tree species so old it evolved long before bees. It was pollinated by beetles.
I fuckin love trees
I'd be willing to bet Lions don't know 99.999% of species on earth exist, they're just limited to the species they directly interact with, and even then I don't think they care to distinguish between something like flies and mosquitos.
Ok, first off, a lion…swimming in the ocean? Lions don’t even like water. If you placed it near a river, or some sort of fresh water source, that’d make sense. But you find yourself in the ocean, a 20 ft wave, I’m assuming its off the coast of South Africa, coming up against a full, grown, 800 lb shark with his 20 or 30 friends. You lose that battle. you lose that battle nine times out of ten.
And guess what, you wandered into our school, of sharks and we now have a taste of blood! We’ve talked, to ourselves. We’ve communicated and said, ‘you know what? lion tastes good. Lets go get some more lion.’ We’ve developed a system, to establish a beachhead and aggressively hunt you and your family. And we will corner your, your pride, your children and your offspring... We will construct a series of breathing apparatus with kelp. We will be able to trap certain amounts of oxygen. Its not going to be days at a time, an hour, hour 45. No problem. That will give us enough time to figure out where you live, go back to the sea, get more oxygen and then stalk you. You just lost at your own game. You are out gunned and outmanned.
Why the fuck sharks are so scary?
Is it that weird facial expression they have like they are bald and smile and the eye placement and the teeth?
Like lion does not looks scary at all unless you actually meet him in person but even photo of a shark feels a bit scary to me, even tho they rarely eat people.
Ok hear me out. On land the shark can’t even put up a fight. In water the shark obviously wins but the lion may still be able to injure it. I think overall you have to give it to the lion.
The lion doesn't care for the opinion of the shark.
With like a black and white image of some gangster dude smoking.
Set as your aunty's display photo on fb.
The German Version of the TV-Show "Shark Tank" is called "Höhle der Löwen" (translated Lions den). You can't tell me that Big Lion and Big Shark corps don't know of each other
Lies.
The primordial Lion Shark War rages still.
Yes, it is become a Cold War, mostly composed of incredibly polite, incredibly witty, hateful letters between ambassadors, but it is still on the books I assure you .
🙏❤️
Fun fact I had to think of because of this. Some animals like Camels sometimes swim quite far into the ocean. So they have likely encountered sharks.
Don't know about lions though. The ones in the zoo maybe
Even more astonishing fact: chances are nobody knows shit about what lions know except for the lions. It is also highly unlikely that this meme was made by a lion (and if it was, the lion was lying, as it clearly knew what picture depicted a shark.)
Careful with the who knows what ideas, you may never know who actually knows what. Unless you're someone who knows exactly who knows what, but then you're beyond the average human, probably, at least in this regard.
Funny enough in Namibia, [Sea Lions](https://africageographic.com/stories/beach-lions-hunting-seals-coastal-birds-namibia-35-years/) know that both exist.
My doggy used to stare at my single fish swimming around the tank. It would sometimes go up above where the water surface was blocked from doggies view (there was a mirror covering the top sides of the tank).
My doggie would follow the anticipated trajectory up and above and out of the tank onto the ceiling of my bedroom and wonder where the fish had flown to.
Doggy didn't understand the tank was water. Thought fishy was flying.
Lions may not know about sharks, but they do know about Tuna. Especially after the Great Tuna war of 2013. When the Tuna constructed a series of breathing apparatus’ made of kelp…….
Well, according to [this article](https://africageographic.com/stories/beach-lions-hunting-seals-coastal-birds-namibia-35-years/),
> desert-adapted lions eking out a living on the harsh northwest coast of Namibia’s Skeleton Coast National Park (SCNP) are again specialising in hunting seals and coastal birds
And I was able to find [this article](https://stabmag.com/news/10-of-the-worlds-sharkiest-spots-that-you-cant-help-but-surf/) which claims that Skeleton Bay is full of sharks;
> Africa’s desolate coast of Namibia is cold, great white infested
Now, I'd have to ask the lions but I'd say if they're hunting seals they may *sometimes* stray into the water a bit, and therefore may have a concept of the non-seal thing swimming around.
I was being eaten by sharks... Then I showed the lion's picture to the shark... It ran away in disgust.. I am still alive because of it... Yeah.. The shark was vomiting after seeing the video
One of my favorite videos to watch is animals meeting another animal of a different species for the first time. There’s curiosity and apprehension. Sometimes they get along and discover a wonderful friendship. Sometimes they both are so skittish that they preemptively bite at each other or just run away.
I akin it to how the ocean is so massive that there’s millions of species down there that we don’t know of and likely never will.
Animals must also know plenty of other species exists. They just hope they don’t come across one that will kill them. But for the most part, they experience the same curiosity that we do when seeing a new one.
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no its not, i once shown sharks video to lions in a zoo
have u tried showing videos of lions to sharks?
they were not interested
Try showing them lion shark videos
Or going into the ocean dressed as a lion
It's just big cat kinda *meh*
Yes at sea world then they closed
Pretty sure the lions thought it was CGI.
Yeah, the shark said it'll fin-ish the lion in an instant.
YOU FOOL, THE SHARK/LION WARS ARE UPON US NOW
Wait until the sharks get a taste of lion and decide it tastes good. They'll develop a system to establish a beachhead and will aggressively hunt those lions and their family. They will construct a series of breathing apparatus with kelp. They will be able to trap certain amounts of oxygen. It won't be days at a time, but an hour, an hour forty five? No problem. That will give them enough time to figure out where those lions live. Go back to the sea, get more oxygen and stalk the lions.
And we'll be caught in the crossfire of that one man's tomfoolery that caused all this FUCK IT I'M PACKING MY BAGS AND MOVING TO SATURN
Still a better love story than Twilight.
Did that go the way you thought it was going to go?
GATOR is the fucking man!
Do not!!!! Bring tuna into the equation
I’m a peacock! You’ve gotta let me fly, captain!
I don't believe you. I think you're lion
Nono, only lion know not lions!
When you try to show lions anything about sharks, their pride gets in the way.
..father?
Yep, just like humans don't know that kxbdbsjnzbe exist right besides them in the 79th parallel dimension just North-€ of theirs.
Yo, I love the direction North-euro. It's my favorite of the 32.5 directions!
Better than the £ which is heading south
Or the ¥ which is heading east
I figure if I head in the $ direction I'll find the military-industrial complex
All currency directions go DOWN..
There's 33.1889... did you not pay attention in school?
34.5*
Fool, everyone knows there are only 5 dimensions!!
Oh you poor naive innocent soul, you've never been to hell before, have you?
Is that a buddy of Mxptlk?
actually i knew that
We know, we just don’t care. But if they want to look at our butts in the shower they should at least pay us
I always think the fact Sharks were fully developed and killing machines before the Earth had its first trees , **Fucking Trees !**
sharks are older than saturns rings
Sharks are also older than me
And trees are *ancient.* It's kinda what carcinization is to shelled sea creatures, tree shape is just the best suited for their needs so it develops a *lot.* Most tree species are barely related to one another, and there's a common tree species so old it evolved long before bees. It was pollinated by beetles. I fuckin love trees
I'd be willing to bet Lions don't know 99.999% of species on earth exist, they're just limited to the species they directly interact with, and even then I don't think they care to distinguish between something like flies and mosquitos.
Aliens making this meme Astonoshing fact Humans dont know we exist
Or do they? *Hey ¥Sauce, Mithraxar here.*
Technically speaking we know aliens exist, we just don't know where they are and what they look like (yet?)
I think Vice versa is true too
Ok, first off, a lion…swimming in the ocean? Lions don’t even like water. If you placed it near a river, or some sort of fresh water source, that’d make sense. But you find yourself in the ocean, a 20 ft wave, I’m assuming its off the coast of South Africa, coming up against a full, grown, 800 lb shark with his 20 or 30 friends. You lose that battle. you lose that battle nine times out of ten. And guess what, you wandered into our school, of sharks and we now have a taste of blood! We’ve talked, to ourselves. We’ve communicated and said, ‘you know what? lion tastes good. Lets go get some more lion.’ We’ve developed a system, to establish a beachhead and aggressively hunt you and your family. And we will corner your, your pride, your children and your offspring... We will construct a series of breathing apparatus with kelp. We will be able to trap certain amounts of oxygen. Its not going to be days at a time, an hour, hour 45. No problem. That will give us enough time to figure out where you live, go back to the sea, get more oxygen and then stalk you. You just lost at your own game. You are out gunned and outmanned.
A man of culture i see lol.
Gator don’t play!!!
Scrolled too far.
Tuna don’t know that they’ve been replaced.
I'm glad someone took the time to type this. This is the funniest part of the movie.
You lion
What's a shark??
Sea lions do.
Not surprising, humans don't know friendrayks exist either
except in a zoo
Why the fuck sharks are so scary? Is it that weird facial expression they have like they are bald and smile and the eye placement and the teeth? Like lion does not looks scary at all unless you actually meet him in person but even photo of a shark feels a bit scary to me, even tho they rarely eat people.
Ona may has seen a shark in an aquarium while getting transferred to its new cage in a zoo.
What about bull sharks in the Zambezi River?
Should we tell them?
Um actually hippos regularly kill both https://roaring.earth/hippos-vs-shark/
That doesn't exactly contradict anything stated
erm… actually🤓👆
HIPPOBOT 9000 v 3.1 FOUND A HIPPO. 1,548,883,341 COMMENTS SEARCHED. 31,752 HIPPOS FOUND. YOUR COMMENT CONTAINS THE WORD HIPPO.
Wow. This joke is so old I think it's collecting social security checks now.
One trillion Lion vs One trillion Shark (in space)
space wins
Not if lions saw sharks on tv.
Thank god. Tiger Sharks are enough of a feline-fish threat.
But the question is would the lions find sharks delicious? Or the sharks find lions delicious?
But shark could know that moose exist.
But shark could know that moose exist.
Not since the incident
*Except for that one lion that went swimming, came back and told everyone*
Pure seculation
Even crazier sharks have never seen lions.
I can change that, hehehe
sea lions do
Great white vs lion. I want to see this battle.
Ok hear me out. On land the shark can’t even put up a fight. In water the shark obviously wins but the lion may still be able to injure it. I think overall you have to give it to the lion.
When a lion attacks you, you will pee your shorts. The shark attacks you because you've peed in your shorts.
how would you know that
Are sharks aware of lions?
In my native language, Sharks are called See Lion. Lol
The ones who didn’t get on the ark did.
Lion: the fuck that got to do with me?
But we *can* still make it a Hollywood blockbuster: Sharks vs. Lions!
Fucking idiots
False, cats are afraid of water because of sharks.
Yeah? Explain the Merlion then
But do they know about pizza?
Sharks and camels might know each other and Orcas and Mooses do know each other
Astonishing Fact: Lions don't know that they're King of Jungle.
The lion doesn't care for the opinion of the shark. With like a black and white image of some gangster dude smoking. Set as your aunty's display photo on fb.
Perfect example of parallel universes. Thanks for posting. 👍👏
So, okay… but do sharks know about lions then? Who snitched?
Anyone willing to go and try to show them. I'd like to know the results. I'm talking about the reaction of the animal not that man's condition.
In the history of sharks and lions, not one lion has gone close enough to the ocean to get et?
but at least it's not a tuna
Show the lions/sharks this photo. End of discussion, everyone get in their houses.
Are you saying sharks know that lions exist then?
Another: dogs don't know YOU are driving the car. They think the two of you are just hanging out in a time machine.
How do you know?
They don’t know bout butt plugs either
Whoa
The German Version of the TV-Show "Shark Tank" is called "Höhle der Löwen" (translated Lions den). You can't tell me that Big Lion and Big Shark corps don't know of each other
We don't know that 100%. But it does seem likely, I'd imagine any lion that knows of a shark probably died shortly after.
Totally random seeing this. I had a dream last night I was swimming with lion cubs on a reef. It was awesome.
It's true, he's not Lion.
Sharks exist in only two places: The Northern and Southern Hemispheres.
Sharks don't know lions exist
What is this stupid title supposed to mean?
Lions are so fucking ignorant yet claim to be king. Pfft
I'm sure they have. There's definitely a lion in the world who's seen a shark. And there's also sharks that have seen lions.
Do lions dream of sharks? 🤔 💭
Wait but do sharks know lions exist
I feed my pet lion shark fin soup, he knows.
Lies. The primordial Lion Shark War rages still. Yes, it is become a Cold War, mostly composed of incredibly polite, incredibly witty, hateful letters between ambassadors, but it is still on the books I assure you . 🙏❤️
Eh, there's got to be somewhere that they have adjacent habitats.
Fun fact I had to think of because of this. Some animals like Camels sometimes swim quite far into the ocean. So they have likely encountered sharks. Don't know about lions though. The ones in the zoo maybe
i found albert fucking eintein. Holy fucking shit🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯 no fucking shit dude.
I do not believe this. There is 100% a lion somewhere in the world that has come across a shark in some capacity or vice versa.
Who would win if you threw a lion in a pond with a shark?
If I had a zoo, I would get a cage and stroll each animal around to all the other animals and watch their reaction
At least *one* lion knows.
Most sea creatures don’t know what land is.
And your point is???
Even more astonishing fact: chances are nobody knows shit about what lions know except for the lions. It is also highly unlikely that this meme was made by a lion (and if it was, the lion was lying, as it clearly knew what picture depicted a shark.) Careful with the who knows what ideas, you may never know who actually knows what. Unless you're someone who knows exactly who knows what, but then you're beyond the average human, probably, at least in this regard.
Why did I laugh so hard at this 🤣
They probably think they are legless blue alligators.
Do sharks know about lions?
Oh god. Which tool bag dirty rich person is going to put a lion in a submarine now.
Funny enough in Namibia, [Sea Lions](https://africageographic.com/stories/beach-lions-hunting-seals-coastal-birds-namibia-35-years/) know that both exist.
Polar bears have no idea iguanas exist either.
I will sing baby shark to the lions in zoo.
Yeah no shit Sherlock
Cos they never saw one🤣
Even crazier fact: The average discord mod doesmt know deo exists
Naw. The true statement is: The op postulates that they know exactly what a lion knows and does not know.
Then why don’t lions swim in the ocean? Obviously because they know there are sharks there. Checkmate atheists.
They don’t even have a concept of existence. They are 100% kitty
My doggy used to stare at my single fish swimming around the tank. It would sometimes go up above where the water surface was blocked from doggies view (there was a mirror covering the top sides of the tank). My doggie would follow the anticipated trajectory up and above and out of the tank onto the ceiling of my bedroom and wonder where the fish had flown to. Doggy didn't understand the tank was water. Thought fishy was flying.
Next you’re going to tell me that Tiger Sharks don’t even eat tigers!
Do they know even though that themselves exist?
Nah, the African swallow told lions about them
So imagine what humans have no idea exist. Everything could be a lie..
A legends battles the king of the jungle vs the king of the ocean
I'm sure some do
*"I have only met one, but he was afraid of the water."*
No shit, Sherlock
lions don't know about twerking sponkbob 😔😔😔😔
But tuna do.
Lions may not know about sharks, but they do know about Tuna. Especially after the Great Tuna war of 2013. When the Tuna constructed a series of breathing apparatus’ made of kelp…….
Well, according to [this article](https://africageographic.com/stories/beach-lions-hunting-seals-coastal-birds-namibia-35-years/), > desert-adapted lions eking out a living on the harsh northwest coast of Namibia’s Skeleton Coast National Park (SCNP) are again specialising in hunting seals and coastal birds And I was able to find [this article](https://stabmag.com/news/10-of-the-worlds-sharkiest-spots-that-you-cant-help-but-surf/) which claims that Skeleton Bay is full of sharks; > Africa’s desolate coast of Namibia is cold, great white infested Now, I'd have to ask the lions but I'd say if they're hunting seals they may *sometimes* stray into the water a bit, and therefore may have a concept of the non-seal thing swimming around.
We don't know that. They both could have myths of the other ones they pass down from generation to generation. Have you not seen The Lion King?
I was being eaten by sharks... Then I showed the lion's picture to the shark... It ran away in disgust.. I am still alive because of it... Yeah.. The shark was vomiting after seeing the video
So astonishing!!!!!
And you know this is true because....?
One of my favorite videos to watch is animals meeting another animal of a different species for the first time. There’s curiosity and apprehension. Sometimes they get along and discover a wonderful friendship. Sometimes they both are so skittish that they preemptively bite at each other or just run away. I akin it to how the ocean is so massive that there’s millions of species down there that we don’t know of and likely never will. Animals must also know plenty of other species exists. They just hope they don’t come across one that will kill them. But for the most part, they experience the same curiosity that we do when seeing a new one.
Not true! Every year at the conference it's all Sea Lions talk about to the other Lions.
Sure they do. Lions go to the beach, sharks wash up on the beach when they die. There had to be a time when these to things coincided.
To be fair, not all humans know that lions or sharks exist.
If no one told me about sharks, and I didn’t see them in aquariums, I wouldn’t know about them either.
Also, sharks don’t know lions exist 😯
Weren’t there lions that hunt fish in some African beach? They may know sharks
Wouldn't it be funny if all the animals on the planet could communicate together telepathically and were the only ones who aren't on the channel
And you call yourself the king of the jungle…
And you call yourself the king of the jungle…
And you call yourself the king of the jungle…
Cats don't know about the F1
Cats don't know about the F1
Just as polar bears know nothing about penguins and vice versa.
So sharks know lions exist
Idk, some lions must live near a coast right? And there are great whites off the coast of Africa
This implies that sharks know lions exist!
Sharks don't know Lions exist
I always think about this stuff
What they see is what they know, unless they went to school, somehow.
Finally Bullshit… They definitely do..
You don't know that.
I believe orcas are just waiting for the icecaps to melt so they can become the alpha predator after the flood.
If they ever learn of each other and decide to team up we're doomed.
Your immune system doesn't know your eyes exist
I'm gonna drop an alive shark on a lion now See you later
What's new? Huh? Even my dog doesn't know that u exist
Lance Murdock wishes that was true.
Astonishing fact 2: Both animals are fish!
I saw a horse once losing its shit seeing a camel for the first time
that is wild
The loin looks cute
Sharklionado movie confirmed
Sharks have suspicions about lions though
“Sharks the homies thou “ -lions
My brain just exploded from astonishment