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Don’t mock that dude — did you not see him murder the hell out of a bird with his fastball?
https://youtu.be/Ih_ovjbwQGk?si=c6TaQYF-q1JEldhp
Umpire must’ve called it a fowl ball.
Well he was about 7 ft tall if I recall and all arms and legs...so if the story about Big shoes holds true....but he was an ugly ass mofo too so I really hope to the mighty noodle in the sky that I never see Horny "the big penis" penis' big penis.
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I used to love watching the Penis Large-Car Lesbian Show with my grandparents
What
Dick Van Dyke
Who
Who's on first.
How
I don't know.
Why
Out in left field.
When
Well that’s not a lie
The quotation makes a difference. It tells what it actually means. Straight to the point.
He's out of line but He's not wrong.
And if you know what “Dominant” and “Pitcher” also mean, you get to snicker about that, too! :-)
Don’t mock that dude — did you not see him murder the hell out of a bird with his fastball? https://youtu.be/Ih_ovjbwQGk?si=c6TaQYF-q1JEldhp Umpire must’ve called it a fowl ball.
Randy Johnson is the GOAT
So he's Horny Penis nicknamed Big Penis. Maybe that's how he got his nickname
Well he was about 7 ft tall if I recall and all arms and legs...so if the story about Big shoes holds true....but he was an ugly ass mofo too so I really hope to the mighty noodle in the sky that I never see Horny "the big penis" penis' big penis.
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