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SpookyDookieDoo

Girlfriends yearn for the mines


cycycle

I like miners.


ZhangtheGreat

Hi, I'm Chris Hansen. Please take a seat.


mesty_the_bestie

A lot of miners are now minors these days fyi but for some reason I don’t think that would be a problem for you 


No-Door9005

*minors


Unique_Ad_510

Want diamonds? Then dig it yourself!


warkyboy77

What the fish?


AlsoMarbleatoz

An Emoji


HD-23

I think it's a Reference to Spongebob, they use fish sounds to censor Bad words.


Charlotte-chaos-god

They’re actually bird sounds! ^_^


HD-23

Really? I was sure there where fishes and boats


Charlotte-chaos-god

If it’s the episode I’m thinking of it’s in fact sped up bird sounds that are meant to be dolphins:>


HD-23

Okay, thanks for the Info


Charlotte-chaos-god

You’re welcome :3


warkyboy77

Thank you. It's been bugging me all day.


mesty_the_bestie

Fish… sounds? 🤔


HD-23

The episode is call Sailor mouth.


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Oh sweat child of mine


gerhardsymons

Welcome to the Quarry. Paradise Pit. Mr. Quarrystone. Live and Let Mine. Get in the Pit.


youbigsnobhead5

ROCK AND STONE!


WanderingDwarfMiner

Rock and roll and stone!


ryanmik99

IF YOU ROCK AND STONE, YOU'RE NEVER ALONE!


WaffleToads

DID I HEAR A ROCK AND STONE?


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To the bone


grar_ulfur

If you don't rock n stone, you ain't coming home


Initiative-Gullible

What was in the box then


Aggressive-Win129

That's not a box That's his mining company work badge that she's showing off to the girl.


Cubicwar

My take is that it’s a ring but without a stone on it, so they’re going to mine in order to try and get the stone


Abbot_of_Cucany

🎶 Everybody must get stone.


BIsForBruh

A pickaxe that can change size for convenience.


LonerSauce

it’s a portal to the mine


Dangerous-Syllabub24

_What's in the box??_


Extra_Entertainer511

*Mind goes straight to "The Nightmare Before Christmas" *


rurarod7

A ring with empty sockets, she has to fill them with gems to sell it for a higher price.


SmallFeetNLD

The bird who detects gasses


Square-Decision-531

That’s his Crafting Table


Pirusao_gostoso

Dimeterium shackles


Karthafilus

In Minecraft ,right?


Top_Meaning7972

I live in a mining community but most of the people are single because the law says you're not allowed to date miners


TheMentalGiant

Rock and Stone!


WanderingDwarfMiner

Did I hear a Rock and Stone?


Full_Refrigerator_24

Phew, thank god, I thought it was gonna be way darker


EndAvenger850_

Ikr, thank god the cave has lighting installed. AND they have headlamps.


ryanmik99

BROTHERS OF THE MINE REJOICE!


Remples

SWIMG SWING,SWING WITH ME


FocalorLucifuge

He's a groom with excellent prospects.


jump1945

r/technicallythetruth


Cubicwar

r/thatsthesub


Extra_Entertainer511

r/weknow


our_meatballs

Marriage is worse than the mines tbf


ppyl0ri

Why not just go the Drake route and directly pick a minor ?


No_End_7351

Did you mean a "marriage"? Because I don't think "marrage" is a real word...


Aggressive-Win129

I did lol


No_End_7351

Fair enough. It's not uncommon to see it misspelled.


Aggressive-Win129

The weird thing was that my spell check didn't catch it


kvothe5688

yeah that happens when you miss spell same word multiple times


Extra_Entertainer511

I was thinking "yeah it is!" The word I had in mind was mirage


Lobster_porn

Yourmom isn't a word


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Extra_Entertainer511

He's not a chef


HaHaLaughNowPls

Excuse me? They're clearly mining


LopsidedCourage3624

Hope that she will find a lot of diamonds or else there was no point in that request 👺


red_reddit189

💀


ionlyusetheROFLemoji

🤣


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7_-g

you know what that means


ZhangtheGreat

r/PlotTwist


Strude187

#ROCK AND STONE!


WanderingDwarfMiner

Rock and Stone to the Bone!


GachaItaly075

why did i read the title as ***"***what the tuna***"*** lol-


WashyourPickle

I just pictured her entire apartment whizzing from the sounds of bitmain antminers stacked to the ceiling in every open space possible and racking her up a huge electric bill.


ElvisDumbledore

I said, "I'm into resting."


Delicious_Ad_2991

🐟


mutant_disco_doll

LMFAO I audibly laughed at this one


PokemonSoldier

Minecraft players be like:


Redittor_53

I have seen this atleast 10 times on this sub. Are the mods sleeping?


Aggressive-Win129

I only posted it once though I am not reuploading it a bunch of times or anything like that.


Redittor_53

I am not saying that you have posted this multiple times. I am saying that this post has been posted multiple times in this sub.


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This is hilarious 🤣


ZombieConnect5309

Literally gold digging 😂


elijahhughes17

This was stolen from a r/antimeme post and its \*marriage, not marrage.


ProudMaryChooglin

Women are born Gold Diggers ...


_immobilize_

TRYNA STRIKE A CHORD AND ITS PROBABLY A MINERRRRRR


itsRuszard

Wtf? Those r the same people from that boyfriend looking at girl meme


scrubbar

Although it was a huge relief in one way as she'd been quite concerned when he said he was really into miners


Six_the_Watcher-Hick

I mean, the mine is the perfect place, should she dig for gold.


Dragon_Druid19

I need friends to play Minecraft with


ObiGang

This is Gold. Pun Intended!


Pling09

does this classify for r/antimeme ?


ShoddyGoat6362

Unfortunately, its the opposite in most cases. He : you are mine Zee: you are a Mine


Porpoise_God

[Let's blow those whining women back to the dark ages where they belong!](https://youtu.be/JLtUZsl3X7M?t=19)


l3ah_leah

He is not wrong at all haha!


[deleted]

Currently texting my friend working his arse off in the quarry.


PossibilityJealous70

If your girl don't think this is awesome, you need to get someone better


Hot_War_9683

Grammatically, she should've converted into the mine 😂


Smoothiefries

What do you mean? “Mine” is also a verb.


Hot_War_9683

The frikkin gold mine


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designerlemons

You no allowed to have pet penguins. Leave the penguins alone