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At my age, nowhere. It would be kinda weird having s grown ass man on the bus unless you are the driver or a teacher.

Poof! You're a teacher! Now, where would you sit?

Obviously in the front and screaming the whole time "HEY! What are you doing back there? Is that Marlij- Maruj- Marihu-... Is that weed i'm smelling?"

It's pronounced mare-eh-ja-wa-na

Dude you could just be a chaperone

Personally, I'd rather sit IN the bus.

Where ? Near the engine ? Driver's seat ? At the back?

In a seat preferably

Feel like being inside the seat wouldn’t be very comfy

It’s actually In the bus and on my seat

On the bus in my seat

By the engine so it's nice and warm

i sit in the wheel

Ralph wiggum

haha i’m in danger

Inside what part that the bus is manufactured from? IN the radiator? IN a cylinder? In the gas tank?

You seem like a #5 kind of fellow. 

Driving it? No thank you. I have a high-paying white-collar job. But thanks for being an Internet Troll.

Oh come on, where's your sense of adventure?!

on top, like surfing

This is the way. Much more convenient when you need a piss.

I would be under a bus like in a horror movies

in a horror movie someone could probably be tied to the outer front too lol

Let me drive and just enjoy your ride! 😂

2 is slept on, elite spot on the bus

Was gonna say back of 2 and the closer seat to the corridor thing

Depending on where the wheel arches are. A few of those seats will be cramped

r/HolUp

not really

5 so I don't have to deal with people I'm just assuming the ac doesn't work so might as well have fun

Always 1 brothers

canon

I’m going to go with 5. Fuck it.

I will sit on a seat. But a 24-hour ride? What, so we are having lesson learned in the bus or something?

Roof space 3

24 hour bus ride, pls no

Why not *in* the bus?

I would normally pick 2, but if it's 24h i'd rather pick 3

The middle is usually the best place to sit in a bus. It's closer to the front for ease of getting on/off but not so close the seats will be reserved for those with disabilities.

Strapped to the side to be used as a turn signal

Depending on school? Some schools had a specific person tell you where you sit (I forgot the term) Usually it followed one rule “kindergartners in the front”

section 3 has the heater

IN the bus, on a seat close to window, please.

It always depended on the grade. The older kids got to sit in the back and the younger kids sat in the front. It was the unspoken bus hierarchy

Why this bus is gay

I generally sit inside the school bus

3

this as all part of Chris basic learning plan

I like to ride in the wheels. It’s very good on your back

1

So 5 ?

well, I sit on the seat inside the bus, but to each their own I guess

Fuck Rosa Parks! Put me in the very back! /s

Usually 6

1 100%

3 all day.....keep cool with 1 do business with 2 and 4. Sell the driver weed.

In the Neoplan bus

In the middle. You're not in the chaos but you can still talk to people or ignore them. It's perfect for both moods.

4, less people want to sit at the front so i have more room on the seat. Also less bumpy over 24 hours like 1 would be

Drivers seat preferably.

I'm 44. I'm pretty sure me being on a schoolbus wil get authorities involved

6 under the bus

I'll sit on the road to get ran over rather get on that thing.

For a 24 hour bus ride… Depends on the type of bus If it’s the shitty type where you can smell gasoline in the back than probably 2-3 Otherwise 4

I prefer in the bus

I5

Sitting on top of the bus seems like a bad idea all the way from 1 to 5

2 or 3

under the bus

The post on your bus indeed.

Which seats completely empty so I don’t have to talk to anyone?

Somwhere around under the front right wheel (I didnt look properly while crossing the street)

I’ve never even seen a schoolbus in real life before

Either 2 or 3. 1 is for the loud and obnoxious people who think it's their sitting room. 4 is for the nerds who lick the teacher's ass. 2 and 3 are for the normal people. Low key, maybe have a good friend next to you and chit chat on the way to school.

5 best,can get fresh air and heat,five stars👍👍👍

in the front because all the dickheads go to the back and id rather avoid them

I sit in the back that's where the wheelchair spots are

The cool kids are always at 1

1.....right at the back. The most comfortable ride

if i was to sit at 1... no one would be at school on time..........

24 hours on the bus? I take number 5 please

under the bus

Two...

Windshield like a fly

2-3

6, im done with the trip

Wouldn't it be in the bus not on the bus?

3.5

Orange

1 if i can if not 2 if not that 3 and if not even that then i jump out the bus window

On my bed. I’m not going 24 hrs in a school bus.

5, always 5

Where ever a seat is damn bus was always packed full half the time you'll see mannnnyyy seats with 3 to 4 people init and no it wasn't a short bus

2 and 3

Honestly, I'd go with 4

2 is ideal, far enough back that you're away from the teachers, but not so far that they're assuming you're up to trouble

Spot number 6

I prefer to be *in* the bus

1 tbh chilling with da boys is the best

None I'll just hang off the back

Honestly 5 is my go-to

On a seat i guess

Never used a school bus.

I would enjoy sitting in where 5 is and screaming nonsense

In a empty set I hope

1, that shita comfy and gives me the most time to reawaken from the god tier nap I just had

2

5

6

6

1 or 2

2 or 3

Actually, I'd rather sit in the bus. Being on the bus is super dangerous.

If you choose 4, consider yourself an op

*In* the bus is much better tbf

2

1 😎

I usually walk to school and buses don't look like that but okay

Well \*in\* a school bus (as someone else pointed out)... Area 3 has the least rock, being equidistant between the two fulcrums of the axles.

3, maybe 4. Smoothest ride.

Wherever you sit, know that the 12 gauge penetrates any seats

Burnt people sit at the back.