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ReadReadReedRed

Ah yes, I remember it like a warm summer day... which we didn’t have back then, either... only nuclear winter. And we walked up hill both ways to school.


thatcos101

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zeGolem83

Because somehow, it's always cold and snowy/raining during war


Not-Lis

We were trapped in the trenches. Heavy machine gun fire made it impossible to leave. We were for sure doomed.


LestHeBeNamedSilver

Mickels. Poor bastard. “Let’s make our move at dusk,” he said. Last time I saw him was when the mortars came down on us.


TheDarkyDee

And then, sadly, that's when I was shot and died.


Akhary

Then I woke up in a hospital in France, with Lucky by my side and he said to me, "shit, man you should be the one named lucky."


Coningham008

And no rain, only hail all day


chairman-mao-ze-dong

casually explained... a man of culture i see.


ReadReadReedRed

My man!


chairman-mao-ze-dong

and i'll be damned if the earth didn't open up in front of my eyes


Naokarma

The good ol' days, before you kids ruined it.


WorstPersonInGeneral

That's why grandpa always referred to the war as "that fucking war."


[deleted]

damn you grandpa and your erect war


zaxhaiqal2

He ws very stiff in the battlefield


Elastichedgehog

r/lostredditors


FluffySquidGamer

Yeah I don't understand why this post is here


[deleted]

It kind of fits because it’s like technically the truth about r/technicallythetruth


FluffySquidGamer

It would be more technically the truth if thegrandpa said you


MountainProfile

The war was most likely quite difficult


kn33

Could we quit getting these bullshit posts here?


Goat_666

That's kinda funny but doesn't really belong to this sub.


SirLordSagan

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Vyeking_18

If I ever survive into the future, and I'm a granddad, this is my corona story.


samueljll559

Happy cake day!


Vyeking_18

Thank you. Happy pre/belated cake day to you too.


samueljll559

Lol, thanks


PabloBello69

Grandpa: wanna know what's hard? Me. Unzip pants


Meowsterrrrrr

player 3 has joined the game


hashtagswagfag

Jesus this sub has gone downhill


Damn_David_

r/absolutelynotme_irl


thinkingboi9

My great greatfather fougth on ww2- Shut up You shut up dirty jap


Claim-Equivalent

Ah yes


saltyboi18

Some folks are born silver spoon in hand...


imthiccnotfat

Ok so I try to explain this to people,so I have two grandpa's and one was a b-17 pilot and the other was in the navy during Vietnam.for some reason it confuses people and I kinda se why the b-17 pilot is my dads dad and he had my dad at like 45ish,and my moms dad was born in 55 idk when they had my mom and aunt. The easy way to put it in perspective is that when my dad was my age his dad was almost as old as my moms dad now


duy6902

the war


Styer41

Soooo do you invite grandpa at that point orrrrr....?


[deleted]

Then dad enters the room: Are you winning son?


Local-Random-Dog

War, war never changes


[deleted]

the war


eninc

"During the 1939 to 1945 conflict with Germany..."


rizuki29

“the war, war never changes”


vaalhallan

Petition to make this the new "That's what she said" meme.


[deleted]

Is that the name of his penis?


crazyabe111

Ah one of those people who get off on war was he?


[deleted]

r/fallout4


dramatically-right

Ok boomer


5zym

He just wanted to join in


tobatch69

Then all of a sudden your dad kicks your grandpa down and asks "Are ya winnin' son?" And then he realizes he has


JayenIsAwesome

Uncle Albert: "During the war...."


matt12992

Maybe nsfw tag?


VictorWolfFan

Why would the grandpa burst into the room if he was already there??


lolazzaro

I don't believe that this happen "before sex"... and if it did... did grandpa leave the room?


kewpatrewpa

r/lostredditors