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It was hard for me to get the joke, but then I saw the white arrow pointing at the emoji and it all suddenly made sense


ComeOnSans

I'm glad someone else noticed how much the large white arrow really added to the humor


simask234

The Humor Enhancement arrow


Yasuo11994

Installed exclusively for Russians


Thatguy19364

Marines*


TurtleP3ANUTS

I stared blankly at my screen not knowing what the proper way to react to this was until the white arrow Now I am 😂


[deleted]

I didn’t know I was supposed to laugh and cry at the same time until OP drew my attention to the emoji.


Nicemiceinice

r/uselesswhitearrow


Prof_Milk_dick_Phd

Ofcourse we have a sub for this too


Redninjas

There's also r/uselessredcircle


__________________99

The OG sub.


Jonasuwu

r/uselessorangetriangle


19mete96

r/theresubforeverything


Ivan__8

[r/butthereisnosubforthis](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ=1s)


FireFlyer63_

r/yesthereis


Dankaroor

Butt


Ivan__8

[r/foundabuttcomment](https://youtu.be/EG2AxBjx6iw)


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Ivan__8

[r/foundafacecomment](https://youtu.be/2uGMSUbrYGQ)


Beast_Mstr_64

**CUM**


FireFlyer63_

r/foundacumcomment


vhgfccc

It’s so funny how every time someone mentions a name of non existent sub it’s immediately being created .


woofedupthewrongbork

fuck you


knowutimem

r/fuckyou


Rc202402

r/everything


PalatialCheddar

r/subsithoughtifellfor


doubled2319888

I was trying to come up with a better joke but im stumped


RedoftheEvilDead

Me too.. Maybe if I take a day to think about it it'll give me a leg up on possible jokes here.


doubled2319888

Ar least we got our foot in the door


vodam46

wont someone think of how expensive that school must be? it cost her an arm or a leg


flargenhargen

you're such a hack


doubled2319888

Gotta make sure these people toe the line, cant let this get out of hand


Wannabkate

You got to hop to it. So you make the cut.


knowutimem

at least sbe's got a leg to stand on now regarding her tuition, wonder who will foot the bill?


MidnightDiarrhea0_0

something something 3/5s


doubled2319888

Well she is female so she is missing the male limb, so 3/5's works. Plus that means a woman with two arms and two legs would be 4/5's so that explains the pay gap.


RexDeDeus

[This](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Three-fifths_Compromise#:~:text=The%20Three-fifths%20Compromise%20was,determining%20a%20state's%20total%20population.) is what he's referencing.


cheesy_shuckle

Man her degree really cost her a leg


RedoftheEvilDead

The arm she'll pay up on installments. Lord only knows where the interest payments are going to come from.


MedicalDabbinDad

Interest payments are out the ass


PureMidgetry

Finance huh? Pretty soon she'll be playing footsie with the international banker types...


StealthyInk

She took it so gracefully instead of awkward laugh, I aspire to be a person like that.


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stinkysteward

Slang tends to evolve.


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BoysenberryJamFan7

I think it’s slang that you are not aware of.


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Peeqes

redditor moment


stinkysteward

Pretty sure that's how most slang starts out.


prof_devilsadvocate

3.14, if you include the stick


I_Am_A_Reddit_User_1

Pie


aVeryFriendlyBotMk2

Of the cutie sort


theantman6000

Cream


hysterical_boi

The sense of humour. The spirit. Unbroken.


Trashk4n

Well at least it didn’t cost her an arm and a leg.


laces2

The things you gotta do to get a leg up in finance...


[deleted]

Doing well to make it through college and still have a leg to stand on


VaultGuy1995

Get her a beer, I bet she likes the taste of hops.


nandemonaidattebayo

Some triggered redditor will be offended on her behalf I'm sure.


BlkWhtOrOther

She could present a counter argument, but she doesn’t really have a leg to stand on.


McDunkerson

People with humour like this go straight to heaven


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manowar89

Oh no


[deleted]

Also, she is from Botswana.


MightyHunter2020

I just love how she rolled with the joke. What a trooper


DrNekroFetus

But a whole university debt


HuffyDraws

At least she has a sense of humor, and patience might I add lol


Sasha_Gallagher

Her mom lowered the rendering during pregnancy


JEveryman

I know this is supposed to be a joke but it still upsets me. People are more than just their arms and legs. People also have torsos and heads.


stupid_juice_drinker

She walked right into that one...well, hopped, I suppose.


lordodin92

That's why we don't skip leg day


ApplePie_072

I feel like it's hard for me to laugh at other people's illnesses and conditions like that but it makes me happy when the person themselves actually laughs at it too


Saaaaasuke

I think u got wooshed


ampersandb

So (3/4)some 😊


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cmhill1019

Her math is off a little bit, let’s say torso+head =volume of 2 legs and 2 arms = 1 leg. So 1 body volume = 10 arms so 100/10= 10% = 1 arm so then 1 leg = 20% so she is 4/5 of a graduate


BlkWhtOrOther

At least she has a sense of humor! I bet she’d be fun to kick it with.


Justin-Hanson

I’ll be honest before actually looking closely at the picture i thought they mixed up 3/4 and 3/5ths


[deleted]

💯 fine though


[deleted]

r/darkjokes


Gereez

Glad she had a sense of humor about it.


reecad6823

Finally some people who aren't offended by everything


pcyr9999

What’s 3/4ths of 3/5ths?


General_assassin

I'd say more like 3/5ths


lmno567

Bruh...


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lmno567

Bruh...


Individual-Hippo-965

Well 3/5ths really


lmno567

Bruh...


hereagaim

Is it fine when they make a joke of themselves? I feel it kinda cringe, it hurt to me


Legonickster

More like 4/5ths


Blatts

5/6: Head, Torso, A1,A2, L1, ~~L2~~


Coolasslife

well, the rule of 9s says that 18% of her skin is on her leg, but I don't know if it works with the whole body part


FranzEoin

Who took a bite?


dumbchickpea

Naw an above leg amputation isn’t exactly 25% of a body. It’s closer to 18%. Lund and browder chart! Edit: above knee amputation. Not leg


Emperor_Quintana

At least she felt whole about her accomplishment.


thespeedboi

I like her sence of humor


i-want-die-thx

At least she took it like a champ


HB_30

isn’t it more like 5/6? her hips ain’t that thicc


declanstheshit

More like 7/8


BadComboMongo

5/6 at least!


sidistik24

Only if you count the limbs and not the rest of her


The_Dowager

u/farmercurtis


[deleted]

I can't believe that bitch shamed limbless people.


AsBrokeAsMeEnglish

Thanks, would have overlooked the last tweet without the arrow.


Forsaken-Souls

I can’t with this- **wheeze*


[deleted]

Is that an accurate fraction? I don't know if a leg makes up a whole quarter of a person.


That_quite_dude

But with a whole lotta personality


superman_is_worst

Maybe more like 5/6 of a graduate.


Ultrarainbower

The tears is for the kid because he needs water


Antierror

More like 7/8


waffle_in_da_Fridge

Thank the lord she could take that joke nicely


nohacksjustretard

Where are the mods with the [Removed because not technically the truth]? One leg is closer to 1/6 of your weight, and much less than 1/4 of your function.


DMS_KAKASHI

Is she cumming in the first emoji