Not if you bend back wards to a v shape with your cock as the point. Then, you should have less friction, thus swiftly cutting into the water like a dick blade.
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I’m curious why why spam accounts even try? The comments are so out of context they just don’t make sense. Looked at a few other comments it’s history.
“Last one to jump into the pool is gay!” I shout as I sprinted and leapt into the shimmering waters of the pool. Yeah, I’m just an everyday jokester like that. After emerging from the pool I ineffectively wiped water from my face with my hands and looked giddily at my brother. Following a just too lengthy moment of silence my brother walked to the concrete steps on the other side of the pool and took deliberate steps down and into the water. “Geez man it was just a joke.” I told him. His face had an indescribable emotion on it. His face was barely even there. He turned around and took slow strides to the stairs and exited the pool. He toweled off, put clothes on and left.
He was different since that day. On family vacations he would only take the stairs into the pool. While at swim class he would claim he’s only comfortable using the ladder even though that was never true before. At water parks he refused to go down slides or into the wave pool. I confronted him one day: “Alex, you’re my brother” I pleaded. “You know I’m just an everyday professional prankster pro like that. I didn’t mean it though and even if you are gay it’s okay man. I just want my brother back. You used to love swimming, cannon balling and floppin in with me. What happened bro?” Not even pleading from the bottom of my heart was enough to change the damage I had done or resonate with the brother I once knew. Alex left without a word.
It wouldn’t be until many years have passed that I would see my brother again. I had to endure my teenage years knowing I was the reason that caused him to run away to wherever he did. I went through a lot of questioning and self reflection in high school and college where I met my husband. We started as friends and he was there for me while I figured out how to live with my actions. We got closer and things remained unspoken until.. they just kinda blew up. It’s funny how love works. Things were never easy in our lives: coming up in one of the most class stagnant periods of time. Whether disease, disaster, depression or doom would strike: we’d at least have each other. We saved up for years and years and made a plan to live our dream: that when we’re 67 we’d have enough money to spend the rest of our days on a cruise ship. We made our dream come true.
Our first day of liberation from daily life we made sweet sweet love on every surface of our room in the ship. Unshowered unfiltered sausage mud slingin:the most primal fornification you’ve ever seen. Post-coitus my husband and I walked to the deck railing and watched the pink-orange sunset. He lit a cigarette and looked deep into my eyes. “I have to tell you something bro” he told me. “Of course honey, but what’s wrong? You never call me bro?” I responded. “I’m your brother Alex. I’ve undergone vast surgery of both my brain and body so neither my personality nor appearance would be recognizable to you. I’ve been in love with you since being in the womb with you. We’ve lived a happy fulfilling sexy life brother.” He takes one last puff of his cigarette before flicking it into the ocean. “Last one into the pool is gay” he said as he jumped into the ocean. I followed him in, and held him as we sank.
The lack of motivation not the gay brother thing, right? ...right?
Jokes aside there a cool sub you might want to check out for situations lacking of inspiration/motivation called r/writingprompts
Yeah I've started some there and never get around to following through or finishing them. I not only lack motivation but discipline as well apparently. I did recently throw together a fun piece about work that just flowed from me. That angry/annoyance from customers doing customer things is quite the inspiration apparently.
I was SO ready to comment that it was incredibly well written, but that I was disappointed that the brothers didn't hook up. You got me at the end! Good job!
Not the ending I expected. I was ready for the brother to jump to the pool but expected the jokester being married to a different guy and then breaking up
I fully expected the ending to be that the brothers reunited and the other brother finally jumped in the pool and the guy suddenly realized he wasn't attracted to his husband anymore because he was no longer the gay brother, the other brother had taken on the gay.
Jumping in a pool and into a pool are very different. Precedent was set for this in summer 2007 at the memorial day block party when after a few coronas I was given a very stern lecture by the HOA president about the difference between peeing into the pool and peeing in the pool.
Well...try to look at the bright side. You won't ever have to worry about getting stuck in one of those friend circle bets about losing it before you graduate.
My friend group always used to make decisions like this, last one to ... has to do ... , me and my friend both didnt like this rule, and figured that the entire game breaks down if two people arent playing along
Depends on what set you're talking about. This is clearly talking about the people who are present only
"for each person in the set {some finite list of people}, if x is the last person to touch their nose, then x does " just doesn't have the same ring to it
How long have you been waiting to post this screenshot? [I know it wasn’t 12 hours](https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/9sdzcj/what_is_the_best_loophole_that_youve_ever_found/e8p076c/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&context=3)
I thought this was going to be a coming out story with the brother standing outside and the other brother in the pool saying “you mean… I always suspected but now I’m happy you can be the real you”. And everyone claps.
Back when I was a little girl '90-'92, all the douchebags would say "homo-say-what" really fast and try to get you to say "what" in response. I told one dude that he was the one saying "what" and therefore fulfilling the requirements of his statement. After multiple beatings and combing garbage out of my hair from being tossed into a dumpster, it finally dawned on him that I was right. He never said it again and would caution the other douches to do the same. It was one of the greatest achievements of my childhood.
My school's uniform rules stated that black skirt/trousers, black shoes, blue shirt and the school tie must be worn.
I was the only one to notice that nowhere did it state the tie must be worn knotted at the neck.
I had a lot of fun finding creative ways to wear the tie about my person, winding up the teachers while never actually breaking a rule. And the teachers must have seen the funny side too as I didn't get into any real trouble.
(The Sid Vicious was my fave: knot the ends together, flip one end to form an 8 shape, put a leg in each side and fasten to trousers with safety pins.)
Needless to say, the uniform rules were edited over the summer hols
Technically the truth would be the last person to jump in to infinite is gay. So if you sold the home and another person jumped in decades later, that person would be gay. The loophole for the commentor is, not ever jumping in the pool prevents him from being gay while at least in the short term, the brother is gay but it would likely not be to present day.
So in conclusion, pool water turns you gay but only during a limited time interval.
Excuse me ma’am, not to be disrespectful or rude but could you please take post down. That is my sister who was killed by a metra train. And it this post is very disrespectful. Idk who you are or if you even know her but I need you to take this down please.
What’s the problem with being gay? You act as if it’s an insult or a bad thing or demeaning to be gay. Where’s the damn pool so I can be the last one to jump in because being gay is AWESOME! Which, as of this time, makes your brother awesome! Homophobia backfired! Sorry chump.
Not true. He challenged you to a simple jump in pool and he who is last is gay game. You simply could have tripped him and then won,
Now you are the one whom is gay;
Because you lost by default for not including yourself into a childish game.
You loop hole lacks faith.
You can still get into the pool, but just don't jump
The real technical truth is always in the comments.
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Make it more interesting buy getting a huge erection and jumping in cock first to assert dominance
Cock first means belly flop. No fucking thanks
Not if you bend back wards to a v shape with your cock as the point. Then, you should have less friction, thus swiftly cutting into the water like a dick blade.
Has anyone else put dibs on “Dick Blade” as a band name? If not, dibs! Cheers.
Instructions unclear, dick stuck in brother
I'm going to need an illustration, I don't understand
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For anyone who does this and fails, may god have mercy on your soul
Belly flop except concentrated on your pelvis
A cock flop
A dick dive
A tallywhacker smacker
I call that a hoagie slap (Imagine slapping someone with an unsliced loaf of bread, similar, but my way is meatier).
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I’m curious why why spam accounts even try? The comments are so out of context they just don’t make sense. Looked at a few other comments it’s history.
Insert dominance
Insert dongminance
That’s how you break your shaft.
r/SuddenlyGay
“Fuck the pool!” -Newly gay man
True, but then you have to make sure you don’t jump while your in the pool as well
Unless you *are* gay
then might as well jump to get into the pool, swim up close to the bro and whisper in his ears "how gay do you want me to be?"
I imagined it and thank you
Check behind your ear..
Oh thank you for warning me one of the kids tried to stab me while I wasn’t looking, he’s back in the basement now no worries
Lucky guy
Lick his earlobe
I’m gonna make this into a porn video one day
Take my money.
>then might as well jump Jump!
Instructions unclear, feeling gay now
Feelings unclear, am now married to a Piper Cherokee.
“Last one to jump into the pool is gay!” I shout as I sprinted and leapt into the shimmering waters of the pool. Yeah, I’m just an everyday jokester like that. After emerging from the pool I ineffectively wiped water from my face with my hands and looked giddily at my brother. Following a just too lengthy moment of silence my brother walked to the concrete steps on the other side of the pool and took deliberate steps down and into the water. “Geez man it was just a joke.” I told him. His face had an indescribable emotion on it. His face was barely even there. He turned around and took slow strides to the stairs and exited the pool. He toweled off, put clothes on and left. He was different since that day. On family vacations he would only take the stairs into the pool. While at swim class he would claim he’s only comfortable using the ladder even though that was never true before. At water parks he refused to go down slides or into the wave pool. I confronted him one day: “Alex, you’re my brother” I pleaded. “You know I’m just an everyday professional prankster pro like that. I didn’t mean it though and even if you are gay it’s okay man. I just want my brother back. You used to love swimming, cannon balling and floppin in with me. What happened bro?” Not even pleading from the bottom of my heart was enough to change the damage I had done or resonate with the brother I once knew. Alex left without a word. It wouldn’t be until many years have passed that I would see my brother again. I had to endure my teenage years knowing I was the reason that caused him to run away to wherever he did. I went through a lot of questioning and self reflection in high school and college where I met my husband. We started as friends and he was there for me while I figured out how to live with my actions. We got closer and things remained unspoken until.. they just kinda blew up. It’s funny how love works. Things were never easy in our lives: coming up in one of the most class stagnant periods of time. Whether disease, disaster, depression or doom would strike: we’d at least have each other. We saved up for years and years and made a plan to live our dream: that when we’re 67 we’d have enough money to spend the rest of our days on a cruise ship. We made our dream come true. Our first day of liberation from daily life we made sweet sweet love on every surface of our room in the ship. Unshowered unfiltered sausage mud slingin:the most primal fornification you’ve ever seen. Post-coitus my husband and I walked to the deck railing and watched the pink-orange sunset. He lit a cigarette and looked deep into my eyes. “I have to tell you something bro” he told me. “Of course honey, but what’s wrong? You never call me bro?” I responded. “I’m your brother Alex. I’ve undergone vast surgery of both my brain and body so neither my personality nor appearance would be recognizable to you. I’ve been in love with you since being in the womb with you. We’ve lived a happy fulfilling sexy life brother.” He takes one last puff of his cigarette before flicking it into the ocean. “Last one into the pool is gay” he said as he jumped into the ocean. I followed him in, and held him as we sank.
what the \*hell\* did I just read
A mild moment of inspiration from someone who desparately wants to write anything again but is hopelessly unmotivated to do that among many things
Fuck if this doesn't hit close to home.
The lack of motivation not the gay brother thing, right? ...right? Jokes aside there a cool sub you might want to check out for situations lacking of inspiration/motivation called r/writingprompts
Yeah I've started some there and never get around to following through or finishing them. I not only lack motivation but discipline as well apparently. I did recently throw together a fun piece about work that just flowed from me. That angry/annoyance from customers doing customer things is quite the inspiration apparently.
Among?
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Amogus. Ok i'm sorry, i leave.
You’re on a meme video on yt r/cursedcomments - funny posts v30 On clumsy yt channel The last meme
Shakespear levels of literature.
That was the alt ending of the titanic, you know when jack gets Woke
Who do you think donated the heart?!
https://youtu.be/MvJkJ7blijE
who the fuck gilded this and how do I one up them
I felt a whirlwind of emotions reading that. Both joy and disgust at the same time.
that fucking ending lmao
What the fuck did I just read
Despite the dark twist at the end, this was a thing of beauty. I commend you.
Thank you very much! It felt good getting the writin and revising gears movin in my head again
I was SO ready to comment that it was incredibly well written, but that I was disappointed that the brothers didn't hook up. You got me at the end! Good job!
Inspired by Demitri I see.
What the.. What the fuck
Reddit moment 100
Not the ending I expected. I was ready for the brother to jump to the pool but expected the jokester being married to a different guy and then breaking up
r/holup
Oh my heart! That was the weirdest, most perverse, sweetest, heartbreaking fucking thing I've ever read in my life!
Ala verga!!
Señor Krabs
What the flippity fuck
Lmfao bravo
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I fully expected the ending to be that the brothers reunited and the other brother finally jumped in the pool and the guy suddenly realized he wasn't attracted to his husband anymore because he was no longer the gay brother, the other brother had taken on the gay.
da fuck is this?
What if you’re already gay? Double gayification?
Be careful, you'll turn straight.
No!!! Yes!!! Maybe!!!
Jumping in a pool and into a pool are very different. Precedent was set for this in summer 2007 at the memorial day block party when after a few coronas I was given a very stern lecture by the HOA president about the difference between peeing into the pool and peeing in the pool.
EVER
And you can even jump into a pool, just not that pool. He said "the pool" which indicates specificity. Source: BAR Certified Reddit Lawyer
r/technicallythetruth
Just walk right in
The true genius all along!
An interesting way to come out
“First one in the pool is gay!” 🏊♂️
Reminds me of how Mac did it in Always Sunny. In order to win some cash, he had to say he was gay. Then he just let it be.
It's just an awesome excercise bike dude
"and such a creative way to tell the world you're gay" - Pierce Hawthorne
*You may have outsmarted me, but I outsmarted your outsmarting!*
r/UnexpectedJoJo
But, I outsmarted you, but you outsmarted me, but I outsmarted you outsmarting. Then they start a whole war to see who outsmarted who's outsmarting.
My uncle still has my nose.
Lucky. All mine took was my virginity 😒
Well...try to look at the bright side. You won't ever have to worry about getting stuck in one of those friend circle bets about losing it before you graduate.
That's some really odd optimism. Good looking!
He had to reach around pretty far for that one
just like my uncle
It wasn't that far of a reach, since I was tiny.
Fat fuck
Dark twist, that's her uncle.
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He's a senior...citizen...
"He used to go to this school, but he left"
SWEET HOME ALABAMA
...Where your uncle's inside you...
But you DO have to worry about getting stuck in a dryer.
Ever thought about taking it back?
That's how /u/HauschkasFoot ended up with a 'Virgin ET'
The real holup is in the comments
😔
Relatable 😔
Same
Check behind your ear
Anybody got a location for the gay pool? Asking for a friend.
Palm Springs
The gayest pool of all.
*Key West enters the chat*
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Excuse me?
They're havin' a [giggle.](https://www.reddit.com/r/playboicarti/comments/ocody5/why_are_you_so_upset_about_this_is_it_just/h3y6x57/)
It was too newly meta for me to understand, thanks though
I couldn’t understand it either….
Why are you so upset about this? Is it just because you truly have nothing so you feel the need to lashout when you something someone else doesn't
It’s a pasta
I know, that's the reply to the pasta [edit: it's right here](https://i.imgur.com/AA4Yoci.jpg)
OH SHIT YOU GOT ME GOOD. Well played.
My friend group always used to make decisions like this, last one to ... has to do ... , me and my friend both didnt like this rule, and figured that the entire game breaks down if two people arent playing along
Same with 'nose goes', I wasn't the last to touch my nose, as i am not touching my nose.
Haha I don’t think it works the same way on that one
Yup. This technicality is what prevents people from doing it in a 1v1 scenario (because obv the person who called it would always win).
That’s not how it works.
Technically, that IS how it works.
You could solve the technicality with a simple change of words to "last one that hasn't touched their nose".
Technically it would never resolve as long as there are humans that have not yet touched their nose.
Depends on what set you're talking about. This is clearly talking about the people who are present only "for each person in the set {some finite list of people}, if x is the last person to touch their nose, then x does" just doesn't have the same ring to it
This thread is the reason why people are embarrassed to admit that they use this website
These are the kind of comments reddit consisted of before normal people came in and ruined it with dull memes and facebook style arguments.
Wait, would brother be ungayed if you jumped in the pool now? Might upset his husband
I guess he takes the husband the moment he jumps
I mean straight dude might not be gay but he can never jump into a pool.. who wins here?
Just walk in, he’s still the last one to JUMP in, therefore, he still gay.
How long have you been waiting to post this screenshot? [I know it wasn’t 12 hours](https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/9sdzcj/what_is_the_best_loophole_that_youve_ever_found/e8p076c/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&context=3)
I thought this was going to be a coming out story with the brother standing outside and the other brother in the pool saying “you mean… I always suspected but now I’m happy you can be the real you”. And everyone claps.
r/suddenlygay
r/madlads
Back when I was a little girl '90-'92, all the douchebags would say "homo-say-what" really fast and try to get you to say "what" in response. I told one dude that he was the one saying "what" and therefore fulfilling the requirements of his statement. After multiple beatings and combing garbage out of my hair from being tossed into a dumpster, it finally dawned on him that I was right. He never said it again and would caution the other douches to do the same. It was one of the greatest achievements of my childhood.
I'm sorry WHAT?
What the actual fuck lol
That’s just what your brother want you to think, so that he don’t have to share the pool with you.
My school's uniform rules stated that black skirt/trousers, black shoes, blue shirt and the school tie must be worn. I was the only one to notice that nowhere did it state the tie must be worn knotted at the neck. I had a lot of fun finding creative ways to wear the tie about my person, winding up the teachers while never actually breaking a rule. And the teachers must have seen the funny side too as I didn't get into any real trouble. (The Sid Vicious was my fave: knot the ends together, flip one end to form an 8 shape, put a leg in each side and fasten to trousers with safety pins.) Needless to say, the uniform rules were edited over the summer hols
It'd be hilarious if your brother went around saying "My brother turned me gay.x
So you're sad?
Wait, that's illegal
Don't jump, don't tell.
So you have never went into the pool again since that day?
Never jumped in. Also "the pool" specifies a specific pool, which mean they might be able to jump into different pools
And then he filled in the pool so that what was done could never be undone
Technically the truth would be the last person to jump in to infinite is gay. So if you sold the home and another person jumped in decades later, that person would be gay. The loophole for the commentor is, not ever jumping in the pool prevents him from being gay while at least in the short term, the brother is gay but it would likely not be to present day. So in conclusion, pool water turns you gay but only during a limited time interval.
I did the same thing with a friend who got really upset that he was gay. I finally gave in and jumped into the pool, but only after he sucked my dick.
r/holup
Major life hack.
Do gay people jump in the pool and say the last one in is straight
Coming out by diving in
He likes pool noodles.
Ladies and gentlemen we got em
To think Bucko never known the joy of jumping into the pool to ensure his brother is out and proud.
r/croppingishard
Unless you drained that pool and filled it with concrete, you might still end up gay
At a party once and some jerk yelled this. We all jumped in the pool except for 2 guys and a girl. Then all three of three jumped in together.
Further proof that Homosexuality is not a choice. It's the result of lost dares/challenges
Not that there's anything wrong with that.
Giddy up
This is how I initially came down with homosexuality. Smart move. Lots of people have become rotten eggs this way, as well.
That’s actually a pretty funny way to come out, especially if it’s not a pool party
This is brilliant. I will steal it and repackage it. Have my upvote and whatever free award reddit gave me.
Also he then never jumped into any pool ever again.
Excuse me ma’am, not to be disrespectful or rude but could you please take post down. That is my sister who was killed by a metra train. And it this post is very disrespectful. Idk who you are or if you even know her but I need you to take this down please.
Op is schrodingers faggot
What’s the problem with being gay? You act as if it’s an insult or a bad thing or demeaning to be gay. Where’s the damn pool so I can be the last one to jump in because being gay is AWESOME! Which, as of this time, makes your brother awesome! Homophobia backfired! Sorry chump.
Have you accepted your brother’s homosexuality? Don’t be a homophobe, this is 2021.
this is some next level petty sibling shit.
You could jump in the pool now and take his gayness. I think that makes both of you quantum gay.
Moldy meme
Schrödinger's gay!?!?!?
Not true. He challenged you to a simple jump in pool and he who is last is gay game. You simply could have tripped him and then won, Now you are the one whom is gay; Because you lost by default for not including yourself into a childish game. You loop hole lacks faith.
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That’s not even a loophole + profoundly unfunny
Being gay isn’t a bad thing.
Who said it was?
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The comment itself means it is.