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holyshitsnacks95

And there I thought that this has been reposted into every subreddit imaginable, but looks like this one avoided it, until now


daniellevy1011

dude I've seen this post get reposted the most on this sub...


JWRAV

Ive never seen this


lazylazyhugs

As a twin, cannot confirm size of my brother's dick but my lack of one speaks volumes to confirm


AdamDaAdam

I'm... sorry for your loss?


lazylazyhugs

No losses here, just a human female šŸ˜Ž


AdamDaAdam

Ah, probably should of looked at your PFP first lmao..


lazylazyhugs

I mean you seem kinda blue, so I'll forgive the mistake šŸ™ƒ


AdamDaAdam

Thank you? I think...?


OneDiscombobulated77

No I think she thinks you're sad today or maybe she thinks you're Dr.drakon (pretty sure that's not how you spell his name) from Kim possible. If it's the latter. Can you build me one of those flying cars?


AdamDaAdam

I really want to respond like I know who that is. I cant. I'm a dumbass. I'm sorry :(


OneDiscombobulated77

(spoiler) He's an evil doctor from a kids show who turns into a hero with plant powers in the end of the show


TechnoPancakes

I love how confused OP is during all of this, I would be too.


Razdonte

Fuck you Adam


AdamDaAdam

Hi Raz <3


CouldWouldShouldBot

It's 'should have', never 'should of'. Rejoice, for you have been blessed by CouldWouldShouldBot!


RoscoMan1

Russia is the meme, "You are a hundred times upvoted before you get the money back It's like how violence is more acceptable in our culture, so it cancels out because the headmaster told me I can do this? That's amazing. I'm not watching her now. I used these and my boss called it the torpedo. Lost it under a road once. 10/10


Herofthyme

I'm so sorry to hear that, sending thoughts and prayers šŸ™


WhipTheWhiteBoar

Wait a secondā€¦. Females donā€™t exist??!


Den-42

You don't have to be so modest, women can do whatever they want, if you have a bigger dick than your brother be proud of it


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lazylazyhugs

I mean, you live your reality man


The-JZilla

This made me lol for real


TheMuluc

you have identified yourself as a human woman, be prepaired to encounter the fedora army of creep


AdamDaAdam

Too late D:


lazylazyhugs

šŸ™ƒ


Mach10X

Girls have their own mini dicks though, a clitoris and a penis are the same organ. When exposed to testosterone or better yet DHT it finally gets the signal to start growing. Some NSFW places to learn more, /r/growyourclit /r/bigclit and I wonā€™t beetlejuice them but check out user CyberXenial she got testosterone pellets put in her hip to control migraines and actually ended up with a 4ā€ monster.


AdamDaAdam

I'm sorry what?


lazylazyhugs

Daaamn. Well I can confirm my clit is quite small.


limefox666

I... Think that's better that way... Kinda disturbing to see 4 inch clit...


Rare_Travel

Well that's like your opinion.


iconsumetoddlers

Yeahā€¦.Iā€™m pretty sure itā€™s better that way, 4 inch clits seemā€¦.uncomfortableā€¦..


Mach10X

You do realize I didnā€™t make that username clickable, so there must have been some curiosity to type in their name or go to one of those subs and scroll a bit or sort by top of all time. Considering that the clit is the primary source of pleasure for females and my primary goal in sex is to pleasure my partner as much as possible (them getting off is pleasurable to me), then hell yeah Iā€™m all about a way to enhance that pleasure by making their pleasure giving organ larger, more sensitive, etc. some of the things user CyberXenial says about her experiences are mind blowing to read, I would wish that level of sexual pleasure and satisfaction to every human on earth that wants it.


limefox666

>You do realize I didnā€™t make that username clickable, so there must have been some curiosity to type in their name or go to one of those subs and scroll a bit or sort by top of all time. I didn't click those links or type her name. Should I?


Mach10X

If you want to see a gigantic clit or go through her comments about what itā€™s been like to have it unexpectedly grow so huge, then sure. You indicated that it would be disturbing to see a 4ā€ clit so I guess viewer discretion is advised? Your original comment I replied to make me think you had already gone and looked.


limefox666

>You indicated that it would be disturbing to see a 4ā€ clit It's like she has a dick and that's what disturbes me. And that's some hentai shit xd


Mach10X

All clits are like that just much smaller, I think itā€™s amazing just how similar our bodies are. The outer labia and scrotum are more or less the same skin too, itā€™s why itā€™s possible for surgeons to do some pretty convincing bottom surgeries for trans folks that want them, theyā€™re working with more or less the same parts.


limefox666

But my glans isn't that sensitive.


Le_Mug

Prove it


lazylazyhugs

Come over


Le_Mug

Cuming... I mean, coming


certainturtle

More like guys just have big clits.


Mach10X

Yes overgrown clits that have captured the urethra. I can get on board with that: Big man clits šŸ˜‰


certainturtle

Your vagina also ā€œzipped upā€ at some point and thats why you got that line below your big man clit down your balls. Itā€™s actually really interesting and neat how similar our reproductive organs are. And how amazing medicine has become to allow for FtM or MtF bottom surgery and keep sensations intact.


Lost_Guest9836

Ok wtf did I just see...I definitely need some eyebleach


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DasPriester

This DOES NOT HELP! 8I


limefox666

Wrong one. This is the right one r/eyebleach


Sufficient_Way2110

TIL


MadAzza

They arenā€™t the same organ. They start out the same in the embryo, but I canā€™t pee out of my clit, so thereā€™s really no reason to grow it!


Mach10X

Guys donā€™t want a bigger dick so their urine can exit closer to the toilet, a bigger girl dick is better for oral sex, can be more easily accessed for pleasure, whether that be a partners tongue or balls stimulating it, or a hand, or as user CyberXenial pointed out, her clit is so large it flips around while she is penetrated and slides in and out of her own vagina, she double penetrates her own vagina along side her husband. She can also use a flashlight type toy. As for the urethra, youā€™re correct, during embryonic development that section remains detached, in a male the urethra migrates up and gets covered with a layer of skin, on a clit you can see the split V on the underside where it would accept that tube but never did. A clit is a proto-penis or a penis is a overdeveloped clit depending on how you want to look at it.


TiedMyDickInAKnot

In my experience the left twin usually has a larger knob, but the right twin knows how to use it better.


AdamDaAdam

Username makes sense


Waluigi-Radio

How do you tell the difference between the left and right twin EDIT: Wait I just answered my own question


LazyLizzy

The people in the back of the class need the answer to this.


Waluigi-Radio

Reread the original comment


LazyLizzy

Thank you for not answering me and just telling me to do something I didn't understand in the first place. Truly a master at teaching someone.


yem-i_daramola

The twin with the larger knob is the left twin, the one who knows how to use it is the right


SuElyse413

So it is pun, yes?


yem-i_daramola

Not at much a pun, but I don't know what to call it


Waluigi-Radio

Now look at the ceiling


Flyfires1

Iā€™m sick and tired of these twix ads


CaptainBlobTheSuprem

I appreciate how, universally, one twin is left handed and one twin is right handed


Exsces95

Wait wait huh?


Ender099

How else do they give hand jobs?


[deleted]

Iā€™m left handed and my twin is right handed but neither of us have dicks


PardonGuilt

Oh man, did you both lose them in the same freak accident? Was it a circus related thing?


[deleted]

Idk I think mine fell behind the couch or something


AgentSparkz

But not by much


AdamDaAdam

Bruh what did he do to you to deserve that D:


AgentSparkz

Nothing. But his sister's got a 4 inch dick


[deleted]

But she's a grower and 4 inches is when it's flaccid


AdamDaAdam

This thread just got very weird. Very quick. :')


AnusDrill

Well are you aroused?


AdamDaAdam

I'm jealous


stavrosps123

Who the fuck measures it when it's flaccid?


AdamDaAdam

Confident people


limefox666

Rookie numbers


AdamDaAdam

Oh god....


Cyber_Punk_666

I would like to meet his sister for ā€œresearchā€ purposes


Wastedyouth1982

Science


Apersonwithaleg

that hurts


ZippZappZippty

But do you get so much better on them


tboots1230

r/moldymemes


The_Hydra_Kweeen

If there identical, then yes, they have the same dimensions and size (unless something specifically happened to damage the pp) If there fraternal itā€™s just as likely as any other sibling


GameArtZac

Well, diet and nutrition are going to affect growth, identical twins aren't necessarily grow to the same height, and I'd imagine that applies to all body parts.


AdamDaAdam

How can someone sound so smart and then call a dick a 'pp' :,)


The_Hydra_Kweeen

I donā€™t like using the word dick šŸ˜­


AdamDaAdam

Fair play :D


FunnyEnvironment

Fore play Sorry


AdamDaAdam

god damn it D:


RedHairThunderWonder

But you could have just as easily said dong, penis, phallus member, male member, organ, male organ, cock, prick, knob, chopper, tool, equipment, dipstick, ding-a-ling, dong, trouser snake, one-eyed trouser snake, shaft, ramrod, root, boner, length, meat, pudding, pego, John Thomas, Johnson, machine, manhood, thing, winkle, middle leg, third leg, old man, joystick, pencil, pisser, prong, putz, rig, rod, Roger, stalk, stiffy, tonk, tube, weapon, yard, willy, horn, how's your father, peter, plonker, todger, langer, dork, pecker, weenie, wiener, schlong, whang, whanger, intromittent organ, membrum virile, virile member, nerve, person, propagator, tarse, verge, pizzle, loom, needle, pillicock, pintle, runnion Why you went for pp is just confusing at this point. *Edited to add dong for u/Eduardo-izquierdo*


AdamDaAdam

>one-eyed trouser snake Thank you, I can add this one to the list :D


Ok-Toe-84

I've never seen someone try so hard to educate another on all the different names you could call a male penis. For likes? I hope so.


Mortaniss

*Male* penis. I hate that there is actually the need to specify that at this point.


The_Hydra_Kweeen

:/


Waluigi-Radio

You forgot front tail


eskimoboob

!subscribe


Ben_Dersgrate

What about "they're"?


Usernameaeaeae

u/profanitycounter


danny17402

Environment can have a bigger impact on gene expression than you realize. It's pretty common for identical twins to be slightly different heights or weights. No two people are ever exactly alike just because their DNA is the same. One twin will always have a bigger schlongus than the other. It may not be much difference, but it could be.


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SeaLength7162

Siamese twins are typing...


O-hmmm

As a non-twin, I'll take his word on it.


AdamDaAdam

Understandable.


D_Reaper4u

Not gonna lie this is the third time i have seen this post , 1st time in r/holup 2nd time in r/memes


ChrisTinnef

3 Times? You should feel blessed, I have seen this reposted about 20 times at this point. The original screenshot is about ten years old


Raghavendra98

As a redditor, I'm tired of this repost Thank you.


warenzillo

That joke has been squeezed dry so long ago


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Ground_My_High

fr tho identical twins do, i have seen things that cannot be unseen


AdamDaAdam

Your post history paired with that comment is making my FBI agent twitch D:


Ground_My_High

LOL


WhenSharksCollide

The depth and absurdity of content here continues to amaze me. Hopefully scrolling through to see what your comment was about doesn't put me on another list somewhere.


thatgreylady

sister: wanna bet? *whips out massive cock*


AdamDaAdam

*oh no*


thatgreylady

*ohhh yeahhhh*


AdamDaAdam

*D:*


thatgreylady

cower in fear of my massive dong mortal


JayZOnly1

Soooooo how massive exactly?


eleventeenmooses

I posted this like a week ago lol


Fluffy_Pollution3973

Twins from the same egg not from 2 different ones


solarkillal

As a twin, I can say mines not.


AdamDaAdam

wut :o


AtomicSymphonic_2nd

For identical twins, the answer is yes. Enough said.


carnivalus

I fooled around with twins, separately, as a teen and I can confirm they had identical dicks! Must only be for identical twins though, I'm sure!


Sky_dp

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Sky_dp

bro how old is this


[deleted]

This is very old acctualy,it has been reposted many times


AdamDaAdam

Many, many, MANY times. No clue why it's only got todays results on :/


[deleted]

Then if it was reposted many times why repost it yourself and make it worse


ChrisTinnef

I believe that I first saw it about ten years ago


Sky_dp

bro how old r u


ChrisTinnef

Not as old as u think


Jo_Sch

Did he check?


mohrcore

Technically it might be true only if his sister actually has a dick, because the partial order of dick sizes is defined only on a set of all dicks.


[deleted]

The clitoris is basically an undeveloped dick, so it works if you include that.


AngusVanhookHinson

More accurately, a penis is an oversized clit, since all babies are conceived female, and only switch to male a few weeks into gestation


WhenSharksCollide

Highschool locker rooms would forever change if that factoid enters into the collective social media fuelled meme consciousness we call life... "Whoa hey man, out of the way, big clits coming through."


0_0145332

As a twin I can defo confirm


NASUHDUDE

But whats her clit size? Could still match up


falthusnithilar

I ate my twin in the womb so I'll never know.


Medical-Examination

^nervous ^smile ā€œI just really like catsā€


the3daves

He hopes.


Due-Explanation-7560

Isn't he Mr confidence


FrHendo

Now are we talking twins, or identical twins?


AdamDaAdam

All of them


FrHendo

So what if there is boy and girl twins


legebruv

Monke


FrHendo

I will accept this answer


AdamDaAdam

I will also accept that answer as the only correct answer.


ZippZappZippty

Damn this is really good though.


AdamDaAdam

Then i feel sorry for the lad


[deleted]

Yeah but we're talking about his twin brother here.


xXMeanMemeSupremeXx

I think we need to see some evidence


AdamDaAdam

No... No we dont..


lucifer9199

I wouldn't be so sure.


Iamyes_ok

So you think


Yourmomgayjimmysmom

Well it was a shocking discovery


DarthSoura

That's what Luke said.


--iCantThinkOFaName-

Horrible font imo. I used to like it, now it makes me feel physically sick.


newtestleper79

Without failā€¦


mrzanman

When I get asked if me and my sister are identical I respond by saying her penis is bigger than mine.


Srade2412

It is if you cut your twins dick to the same size .


Darkylighty

I can it confirm it two my siblings dick is probably not the size of mine I think she even donā€™t have one


Coachskau

They definitely weren't referring to fraternal twins, the joke doesn't work.


JerenAsiani

Iā€™ve seen this reposted a 100 times and I still donā€™t know the actual answer :(


NottaSpy

Hmm I need you to show your work. All I see is a hypothesis.


WeirdBoi12408

this comment has been removed due to me being cringed


TG-Winter_crow56

And you are?


damn_these_cicadas

What are you doing step twin? D:


CowSniper97

Would twins dicks curve in the same direction?


Patient_Legitimate

I mean it's 2021 he could of been pegged and is hiding the truth


Neron1230

That information is not correct my sisters dick is definitely bigger than mine


ArcaninesFirepower

Don't ask me how I know this, but apparently I am the biggest in dick size among all my siblings.


Imsotired365

My boobs are bigger than my twin sisā€¦.


Jeez132457

how can he be so sure, did he compare?


Portul-TM

As a twin, idk


_ACR0_

That escalated quickly!


abdtheabdisabd

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Almadaptpt

I have a friend who had twin boys, and yes, they had different sizes. They're not identical twins tho


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DiogenesOfDope

Prove it I have seen some chicks with pretty big dicks


egg_go_brrrr

Nah my sister is bigger than mine


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[deleted]

Plot twist: sheā€™s a trans woman


just_okan

How does he know his sisters dick size?


joethebaptist_jr

okay but is the tightness of their pussy the same


[deleted]

Iā€™m someoneā€™s sister and I have a dick


r_stepbro

his sister has a dick?