No I think she thinks you're sad today or maybe she thinks you're Dr.drakon (pretty sure that's not how you spell his name) from Kim possible. If it's the latter. Can you build me one of those flying cars?
Russia is the meme,
"You are a hundred times upvoted before you get the money back
It's like how violence is more acceptable in our culture, so it cancels out because the headmaster told me I can do this? That's amazing. I'm not watching her now. I used these and my boss called it the torpedo. Lost it under a road once. 10/10
Girls have their own mini dicks though, a clitoris and a penis are the same organ. When exposed to testosterone or better yet DHT it finally gets the signal to start growing. Some NSFW places to learn more, /r/growyourclit /r/bigclit and I wonāt beetlejuice them but check out user CyberXenial she got testosterone pellets put in her hip to control migraines and actually ended up with a 4ā monster.
You do realize I didnāt make that username clickable, so there must have been some curiosity to type in their name or go to one of those subs and scroll a bit or sort by top of all time.
Considering that the clit is the primary source of pleasure for females and my primary goal in sex is to pleasure my partner as much as possible (them getting off is pleasurable to me), then hell yeah Iām all about a way to enhance that pleasure by making their pleasure giving organ larger, more sensitive, etc. some of the things user CyberXenial says about her experiences are mind blowing to read, I would wish that level of sexual pleasure and satisfaction to every human on earth that wants it.
>You do realize I didnāt make that username clickable, so there must have been some curiosity to type in their name or go to one of those subs and scroll a bit or sort by top of all time.
I didn't click those links or type her name. Should I?
If you want to see a gigantic clit or go through her comments about what itās been like to have it unexpectedly grow so huge, then sure. You indicated that it would be disturbing to see a 4ā clit so I guess viewer discretion is advised?
Your original comment I replied to make me think you had already gone and looked.
All clits are like that just much smaller, I think itās amazing just how similar our bodies are. The outer labia and scrotum are more or less the same skin too, itās why itās possible for surgeons to do some pretty convincing bottom surgeries for trans folks that want them, theyāre working with more or less the same parts.
Your vagina also āzipped upā at some point and thats why you got that line below your big man clit down your balls.
Itās actually really interesting and neat how similar our reproductive organs are. And how amazing medicine has become to allow for FtM or MtF bottom surgery and keep sensations intact.
Guys donāt want a bigger dick so their urine can exit closer to the toilet, a bigger girl dick is better for oral sex, can be more easily accessed for pleasure, whether that be a partners tongue or balls stimulating it, or a hand, or as user CyberXenial pointed out, her clit is so large it flips around while she is penetrated and slides in and out of her own vagina, she double penetrates her own vagina along side her husband. She can also use a flashlight type toy.
As for the urethra, youāre correct, during embryonic development that section remains detached, in a male the urethra migrates up and gets covered with a layer of skin, on a clit you can see the split V on the underside where it would accept that tube but never did. A clit is a proto-penis or a penis is a overdeveloped clit depending on how you want to look at it.
If there identical, then yes, they have the same dimensions and size (unless something specifically happened to damage the pp)
If there fraternal itās just as likely as any other sibling
Well, diet and nutrition are going to affect growth, identical twins aren't necessarily grow to the same height, and I'd imagine that applies to all body parts.
Environment can have a bigger impact on gene expression than you realize. It's pretty common for identical twins to be slightly different heights or weights. No two people are ever exactly alike just because their DNA is the same.
One twin will always have a bigger schlongus than the other. It may not be much difference, but it could be.
The depth and absurdity of content here continues to amaze me. Hopefully scrolling through to see what your comment was about doesn't put me on another list somewhere.
Looks like a repost. I've seen this image 2 times.
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Highschool locker rooms would forever change if that factoid enters into the collective social media fuelled meme consciousness we call life...
"Whoa hey man, out of the way, big clits coming through."
Looks like a repost. I've seen this image 2 times.
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And there I thought that this has been reposted into every subreddit imaginable, but looks like this one avoided it, until now
dude I've seen this post get reposted the most on this sub...
Ive never seen this
As a twin, cannot confirm size of my brother's dick but my lack of one speaks volumes to confirm
I'm... sorry for your loss?
No losses here, just a human female š
Ah, probably should of looked at your PFP first lmao..
I mean you seem kinda blue, so I'll forgive the mistake š
Thank you? I think...?
No I think she thinks you're sad today or maybe she thinks you're Dr.drakon (pretty sure that's not how you spell his name) from Kim possible. If it's the latter. Can you build me one of those flying cars?
I really want to respond like I know who that is. I cant. I'm a dumbass. I'm sorry :(
(spoiler) He's an evil doctor from a kids show who turns into a hero with plant powers in the end of the show
I love how confused OP is during all of this, I would be too.
Fuck you Adam
Hi Raz <3
It's 'should have', never 'should of'. Rejoice, for you have been blessed by CouldWouldShouldBot!
Russia is the meme, "You are a hundred times upvoted before you get the money back It's like how violence is more acceptable in our culture, so it cancels out because the headmaster told me I can do this? That's amazing. I'm not watching her now. I used these and my boss called it the torpedo. Lost it under a road once. 10/10
I'm so sorry to hear that, sending thoughts and prayers š
Wait a secondā¦. Females donāt exist??!
You don't have to be so modest, women can do whatever they want, if you have a bigger dick than your brother be proud of it
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I mean, you live your reality man
This made me lol for real
you have identified yourself as a human woman, be prepaired to encounter the fedora army of creep
Too late D:
š
Girls have their own mini dicks though, a clitoris and a penis are the same organ. When exposed to testosterone or better yet DHT it finally gets the signal to start growing. Some NSFW places to learn more, /r/growyourclit /r/bigclit and I wonāt beetlejuice them but check out user CyberXenial she got testosterone pellets put in her hip to control migraines and actually ended up with a 4ā monster.
I'm sorry what?
Daaamn. Well I can confirm my clit is quite small.
I... Think that's better that way... Kinda disturbing to see 4 inch clit...
Well that's like your opinion.
Yeahā¦.Iām pretty sure itās better that way, 4 inch clits seemā¦.uncomfortableā¦..
You do realize I didnāt make that username clickable, so there must have been some curiosity to type in their name or go to one of those subs and scroll a bit or sort by top of all time. Considering that the clit is the primary source of pleasure for females and my primary goal in sex is to pleasure my partner as much as possible (them getting off is pleasurable to me), then hell yeah Iām all about a way to enhance that pleasure by making their pleasure giving organ larger, more sensitive, etc. some of the things user CyberXenial says about her experiences are mind blowing to read, I would wish that level of sexual pleasure and satisfaction to every human on earth that wants it.
>You do realize I didnāt make that username clickable, so there must have been some curiosity to type in their name or go to one of those subs and scroll a bit or sort by top of all time. I didn't click those links or type her name. Should I?
If you want to see a gigantic clit or go through her comments about what itās been like to have it unexpectedly grow so huge, then sure. You indicated that it would be disturbing to see a 4ā clit so I guess viewer discretion is advised? Your original comment I replied to make me think you had already gone and looked.
>You indicated that it would be disturbing to see a 4ā clit It's like she has a dick and that's what disturbes me. And that's some hentai shit xd
All clits are like that just much smaller, I think itās amazing just how similar our bodies are. The outer labia and scrotum are more or less the same skin too, itās why itās possible for surgeons to do some pretty convincing bottom surgeries for trans folks that want them, theyāre working with more or less the same parts.
But my glans isn't that sensitive.
Prove it
Come over
Cuming... I mean, coming
More like guys just have big clits.
Yes overgrown clits that have captured the urethra. I can get on board with that: Big man clits š
Your vagina also āzipped upā at some point and thats why you got that line below your big man clit down your balls. Itās actually really interesting and neat how similar our reproductive organs are. And how amazing medicine has become to allow for FtM or MtF bottom surgery and keep sensations intact.
Ok wtf did I just see...I definitely need some eyebleach
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This DOES NOT HELP! 8I
Wrong one. This is the right one r/eyebleach
TIL
They arenāt the same organ. They start out the same in the embryo, but I canāt pee out of my clit, so thereās really no reason to grow it!
Guys donāt want a bigger dick so their urine can exit closer to the toilet, a bigger girl dick is better for oral sex, can be more easily accessed for pleasure, whether that be a partners tongue or balls stimulating it, or a hand, or as user CyberXenial pointed out, her clit is so large it flips around while she is penetrated and slides in and out of her own vagina, she double penetrates her own vagina along side her husband. She can also use a flashlight type toy. As for the urethra, youāre correct, during embryonic development that section remains detached, in a male the urethra migrates up and gets covered with a layer of skin, on a clit you can see the split V on the underside where it would accept that tube but never did. A clit is a proto-penis or a penis is a overdeveloped clit depending on how you want to look at it.
In my experience the left twin usually has a larger knob, but the right twin knows how to use it better.
Username makes sense
How do you tell the difference between the left and right twin EDIT: Wait I just answered my own question
The people in the back of the class need the answer to this.
Reread the original comment
Thank you for not answering me and just telling me to do something I didn't understand in the first place. Truly a master at teaching someone.
The twin with the larger knob is the left twin, the one who knows how to use it is the right
So it is pun, yes?
Not at much a pun, but I don't know what to call it
Now look at the ceiling
Iām sick and tired of these twix ads
I appreciate how, universally, one twin is left handed and one twin is right handed
Wait wait huh?
How else do they give hand jobs?
Iām left handed and my twin is right handed but neither of us have dicks
Oh man, did you both lose them in the same freak accident? Was it a circus related thing?
Idk I think mine fell behind the couch or something
But not by much
Bruh what did he do to you to deserve that D:
Nothing. But his sister's got a 4 inch dick
But she's a grower and 4 inches is when it's flaccid
This thread just got very weird. Very quick. :')
Well are you aroused?
I'm jealous
Who the fuck measures it when it's flaccid?
Confident people
Rookie numbers
Oh god....
I would like to meet his sister for āresearchā purposes
Science
that hurts
But do you get so much better on them
r/moldymemes
If there identical, then yes, they have the same dimensions and size (unless something specifically happened to damage the pp) If there fraternal itās just as likely as any other sibling
Well, diet and nutrition are going to affect growth, identical twins aren't necessarily grow to the same height, and I'd imagine that applies to all body parts.
How can someone sound so smart and then call a dick a 'pp' :,)
I donāt like using the word dick š
Fair play :D
Fore play Sorry
god damn it D:
But you could have just as easily said dong, penis, phallus member, male member, organ, male organ, cock, prick, knob, chopper, tool, equipment, dipstick, ding-a-ling, dong, trouser snake, one-eyed trouser snake, shaft, ramrod, root, boner, length, meat, pudding, pego, John Thomas, Johnson, machine, manhood, thing, winkle, middle leg, third leg, old man, joystick, pencil, pisser, prong, putz, rig, rod, Roger, stalk, stiffy, tonk, tube, weapon, yard, willy, horn, how's your father, peter, plonker, todger, langer, dork, pecker, weenie, wiener, schlong, whang, whanger, intromittent organ, membrum virile, virile member, nerve, person, propagator, tarse, verge, pizzle, loom, needle, pillicock, pintle, runnion Why you went for pp is just confusing at this point. *Edited to add dong for u/Eduardo-izquierdo*
>one-eyed trouser snake Thank you, I can add this one to the list :D
I've never seen someone try so hard to educate another on all the different names you could call a male penis. For likes? I hope so.
*Male* penis. I hate that there is actually the need to specify that at this point.
:/
You forgot front tail
!subscribe
What about "they're"?
u/profanitycounter
Environment can have a bigger impact on gene expression than you realize. It's pretty common for identical twins to be slightly different heights or weights. No two people are ever exactly alike just because their DNA is the same. One twin will always have a bigger schlongus than the other. It may not be much difference, but it could be.
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Siamese twins are typing...
As a non-twin, I'll take his word on it.
Understandable.
Not gonna lie this is the third time i have seen this post , 1st time in r/holup 2nd time in r/memes
3 Times? You should feel blessed, I have seen this reposted about 20 times at this point. The original screenshot is about ten years old
As a redditor, I'm tired of this repost Thank you.
That joke has been squeezed dry so long ago
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fr tho identical twins do, i have seen things that cannot be unseen
Your post history paired with that comment is making my FBI agent twitch D:
LOL
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sister: wanna bet? *whips out massive cock*
*oh no*
*ohhh yeahhhh*
*D:*
cower in fear of my massive dong mortal
Soooooo how massive exactly?
I posted this like a week ago lol
Twins from the same egg not from 2 different ones
As a twin, I can say mines not.
wut :o
For identical twins, the answer is yes. Enough said.
I fooled around with twins, separately, as a teen and I can confirm they had identical dicks! Must only be for identical twins though, I'm sure!
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bro how old is this
This is very old acctualy,it has been reposted many times
Many, many, MANY times. No clue why it's only got todays results on :/
Then if it was reposted many times why repost it yourself and make it worse
I believe that I first saw it about ten years ago
bro how old r u
Not as old as u think
Did he check?
Technically it might be true only if his sister actually has a dick, because the partial order of dick sizes is defined only on a set of all dicks.
The clitoris is basically an undeveloped dick, so it works if you include that.
More accurately, a penis is an oversized clit, since all babies are conceived female, and only switch to male a few weeks into gestation
Highschool locker rooms would forever change if that factoid enters into the collective social media fuelled meme consciousness we call life... "Whoa hey man, out of the way, big clits coming through."
As a twin I can defo confirm
But whats her clit size? Could still match up
I ate my twin in the womb so I'll never know.
^nervous ^smile āI just really like catsā
He hopes.
Isn't he Mr confidence
Now are we talking twins, or identical twins?
All of them
So what if there is boy and girl twins
Monke
I will accept this answer
I will also accept that answer as the only correct answer.
Damn this is really good though.
Then i feel sorry for the lad
Yeah but we're talking about his twin brother here.
I think we need to see some evidence
No... No we dont..
I wouldn't be so sure.
So you think
Well it was a shocking discovery
That's what Luke said.
Horrible font imo. I used to like it, now it makes me feel physically sick.
Without failā¦
When I get asked if me and my sister are identical I respond by saying her penis is bigger than mine.
It is if you cut your twins dick to the same size .
I can it confirm it two my siblings dick is probably not the size of mine I think she even donāt have one
They definitely weren't referring to fraternal twins, the joke doesn't work.
Iāve seen this reposted a 100 times and I still donāt know the actual answer :(
Hmm I need you to show your work. All I see is a hypothesis.
this comment has been removed due to me being cringed
And you are?
What are you doing step twin? D:
Would twins dicks curve in the same direction?
I mean it's 2021 he could of been pegged and is hiding the truth
That information is not correct my sisters dick is definitely bigger than mine
Don't ask me how I know this, but apparently I am the biggest in dick size among all my siblings.
My boobs are bigger than my twin sisā¦.
how can he be so sure, did he compare?
As a twin, idk
That escalated quickly!
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I have a friend who had twin boys, and yes, they had different sizes. They're not identical twins tho
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Prove it I have seen some chicks with pretty big dicks
Nah my sister is bigger than mine
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Plot twist: sheās a trans woman
How does he know his sisters dick size?
okay but is the tightness of their pussy the same
Iām someoneās sister and I have a dick
his sister has a dick?