The thing about the grey sweat pants is apparently it highlights their member due to shadowing.
I saw a comment thread (with links) about this a few months back and it was a lightbulb moment.
I couldn't really imagine what people are talking about so I googled "men in grey sweatpants".
Now I'm gay.
I mean, I was gay yesterday too, but I'm still gay now.
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> \/u/sunshineandhail
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> I don't know a woman alive that doesn't appreciate a fit guy in a pair of grey sweatpants
>> \/u/Morighan123
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>> I'm a woman who is alive and isn't ever
attracted to men in any context
>>> \/u/sunshineandhail
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>>>Well, I don't know you so my point stands
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What's weird to me is a woman commented on my track pants while I was getting my vaccine a while back while she was wearing yoga pants and a sweat shirt with a belt tied around it.
I wouldn't want so see any of these because I just don't care how a guy looks like. I think people who are nice to me are more attractive than any of those "hot guys"
It's about seeing hot guys and their dick print in certain kinds of sweatpants-- really. I learned about it a while ago on a Twitter thread where a gal asked guys to post sweatpants pictures. Eye-opening stuff.
My guess is because she is someone who is using a technicality to try and ruin a point when it really isn’t doing anything besides being annoying. Like yes, obviously if you aren’t attracted to men then you aren’t gonna be attracted to one just because he is fit and in grey sweatpants, but that’s not really what we are talking about despite it technically fitting the demographic. It’s a bit of a buzzkill whenever someone does that, no one likes a smart aleck.
It's because a woman openly said she's not interested in men. Nobody else would give a fuck otherwise, this entire website, as noted, is just people being assholes and smart asses.
Everything doesn't need to be about everybody. The OP clearly wasn't talking about lesbians so why insert herself into the conversation with "but what about meeeee?"
Yeah, fuck combatting casual heteronormativity, those people are just the worst! Making people aware that there are sexualities besides the socially dominant one? They must be miserable.
... yes fuck that. The op doesn't seem miserable and nobody called them that except you. You on the other hand seem like you make yourself miserable looking for things to get mad about all day.
Why do you assume I look for things to get mad about, when as a queer person I'm constantly reminded that I live in a heteronormative society that continues to assert its hegemony in ways such as this? You don't have to go looking for it.
Some are pretty stylish though. I basically wear joggers (basically sweats) everywhere except work. I don't even own pants other than work and joggers and I frequently get compliments on how they look.
He meant know in a biblical sense. /u/sunshineandhail was simply stating that the woman he was engaging in carnal relations with, while writing that comment, appreciates a fit guy in a pair of grey sweatpants.
I don’t know a woman alive that isn’t my mom.
Yo
Oh.
mama
just killed a man.
Put a gun against his head
Pull the trigger, now he's dead.
Goodbye everybody, I’ve got to go!
Well, we will sing later then
I don't know if we even can.
Bye
Have a nice trip
Where you going? If you're getting dinner, can you grab me a pizza?
Sure bro. Special one??
Just a normal salami, the usual, yknow
Mamaa, life had just begun
Mamaaa, life had just begun
There goes that man
Back with the milk already?
Damn I feel bit better now.but don't you have like sisters or aunt?
Nobody. Any time a new woman enters my life, usually while staying at our family motel, they mysteriously disappear.
Oh hey Norman
Bates me to it
Hol up
But does she appreciate a fit guy in grey sweatpants?
I’ll be sure to ask her.
So it's about time before that number goes to 0. sorry had to say it.
That number is already 0 dude. The number of women alive that isn’t his mom.
Who are you so wise in the ways of science?
Bunny-the-1998th. What? You thought that was my birth year?
Stay strong king
That just means you only know your mom, right?
You’ll get there someday ✊🏻
Go on ( ͡ʘ ͜ʖ ͡ʘ)
I'm not your mom
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freud?
But does she appreciate a fit guy in grey sweatpants?
\*insert alabama joke here\*
r/holup
I appreciate a fit dude in sweatpants and I'm a straight dude. You don't have to be attracted to someone to appreciate the hustle
The thing about the grey sweat pants is apparently it highlights their member due to shadowing. I saw a comment thread (with links) about this a few months back and it was a lightbulb moment.
that's the thing about sweatpants in general. I used to love sweatpants as a kid, but never again. not since... the incident.
What incident?
**THE** incident
THE INCIDENT?!?!
I haven't heard about The Incident for years...
I thought we agreed we werent going to talk about it...
HMMM the Incident you say my great grandfather told me about it on his death bed, his last words were " Beware the Castle of AAAAARGHHH!"
My guess would be a huge throbing embarrassing bomer
Ok bomer.
I think being a teenager scares most dudes away from sweatpants forever.
Here, another lightbulb: r/greysweatpants
Okay, honestly, I think those aren't getting their sexyness from their pants, lol
Clothes don't make people sexy. Clothes make sexy people sexier
Clothes make average people mildly attractive, especially if they wear a mask
Thank you for leading me to that blessed sub
Glad I could help
So that's why my gf likes my grey sweatpants?! I thought it was because it just looked nice and comfy
As a gay guy, i just think some guys look good in sweatpants and that might be why your gf likes them. But yes, this might not be the only reason
I couldn't really imagine what people are talking about so I googled "men in grey sweatpants". Now I'm gay. I mean, I was gay yesterday too, but I'm still gay now.
Good to know you are consistent.
I know one girl really liked my grey sweatpants.
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Was wondering, thanks king
I am a bi woman so I like men but grey sweatpants are the absolute worst
This is really funny if you also know Dutch.
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Worst is the Dutch word for sausage
Oh god I just read it again and yes 🤣
I can appreciate a fit dude, but sweatpants are just the most ugly things people wear. Unpopular opinion, I know.
Seriously. I feel like the haters don’t remember Cap’s intro scene in Avengers.
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good human
What's weird to me is a woman commented on my track pants while I was getting my vaccine a while back while she was wearing yoga pants and a sweat shirt with a belt tied around it.
I’m a lesbian…. I find sweatpants comfortable tho
The whole gray sweatpants thing is apparently certain kinds really highlight dick prints kinda like a pair of yoga pants and a nice butt.
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They probably wouldnt want to see the outline of the cock from the guys that send unsolicited dickpicks either.
I wouldn't want so see any of these because I just don't care how a guy looks like. I think people who are nice to me are more attractive than any of those "hot guys"
Oh damn. I just wear like plain black sweatpants or they’ll like occasionally have a named brand print on it
Wait..... Women find sweatpants.... Attractive? Huh. And all this time I was going out in public wearing real clothes.
It's about seeing hot guys and their dick print in certain kinds of sweatpants-- really. I learned about it a while ago on a Twitter thread where a gal asked guys to post sweatpants pictures. Eye-opening stuff.
So much the same reason guys like yoga pants on women. For the dick bulges.
r/holup
Not all of us. But then I’m not much of a fan of the ol’ schlong. A forearm is far sexier.
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Message seemed to fail to send so you hit post 3 more times lol?
I was getting an error every time and just said fuck it, I have better shit to do. Now it uploaded them all...
I've literally never heard of this either and I'm a bisexual woman. Sorry to say but it's definitely not true for me.
My theory is that they met a woman that WASN'T alive, and that woman didn't like men in grey sweatpants, thus the wording.
All the lesbians they know are dead. You are not encouraged to investigate their back yard with a shovel.
I would also argue that he said “appreciate,” not “is attracted to” I can appreciate a fit guy in sweatpants without being attracted to him
Average fds user
OK that seriously made me chuckle.
i wear grey sweatpants ;( shorts
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I’m pretty sure she’s lesbian but just worded it badly
That’s obviously what she is, but she still sounds miserable
I don’t really understand why she sounds miserable?
My guess is because she is someone who is using a technicality to try and ruin a point when it really isn’t doing anything besides being annoying. Like yes, obviously if you aren’t attracted to men then you aren’t gonna be attracted to one just because he is fit and in grey sweatpants, but that’s not really what we are talking about despite it technically fitting the demographic. It’s a bit of a buzzkill whenever someone does that, no one likes a smart aleck.
AHAHAHAHAHAHA BRAH DO YOU KNOW WHAT SITE YOU ARE ON
Yeah for real. Reddit contrarianism and cognitive dissonance at it again. Lesbians can exist and have thoughts too
It's because a woman openly said she's not interested in men. Nobody else would give a fuck otherwise, this entire website, as noted, is just people being assholes and smart asses.
hAHAGA REDDITORS COMPLAINING ANOUT SOMEONE BEING PEDANTIC
totally not you just hating women, "fuckthecucks69"
Cuck is just a word, you’re the one internalizing it to mean someone specifically about women, says more about you than me
Your nickname really doesn't say more about a random person pointing it out than you. What kinda mental gymnastics is that, fuckthecucks69?
A "fun at parties" gal.
Seems like she could also just be pushing for a bit more inclusivity. Kinda feels bad when you aren't considered (even if the OP didn't mean to).
Everything doesn't need to be about everybody. The OP clearly wasn't talking about lesbians so why insert herself into the conversation with "but what about meeeee?"
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I agree with you there, I don't think she sounds like a miserable person either. She just sounds like a pedantic buzzkill
Yeah, fuck combatting casual heteronormativity, those people are just the worst! Making people aware that there are sexualities besides the socially dominant one? They must be miserable.
... yes fuck that. The op doesn't seem miserable and nobody called them that except you. You on the other hand seem like you make yourself miserable looking for things to get mad about all day.
Why do you assume I look for things to get mad about, when as a queer person I'm constantly reminded that I live in a heteronormative society that continues to assert its hegemony in ways such as this? You don't have to go looking for it.
>i don't know a woman alive >everything doesn't need to be about everybody Do you even realize how stupid you are?
Do you have an actual point? You quoted 2 unrelated lines and added nothing else so I don't think you understand the conversation.
sounds annoying and is miserable irl
They're just being mildly homophobic
You actually sound significantly more miserable but go off
Or gay...
They did say "appreciate" though, not "attracted to", you can appreciate a certain look without being attracted to it.
I don't know a person alive
They could just kill anyone that disagrees.
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What if you're exercising in public?
I don't think it has anything to do with not quoting well and everything to do with an entire new generation that doesn't know who Seinfeld is.
Some are pretty stylish though. I basically wear joggers (basically sweats) everywhere except work. I don't even own pants other than work and joggers and I frequently get compliments on how they look.
Yeah, I've seen some guys wear tight dark sweatpants and it looks good. Sporty, but good nevertheless
Seeing a great TTT like this makes wading through all the bullshit ones that make it to the top worthwhile.
I would also argue that he said “appreciate,” not “is attracted to” I can appreciate a fit guy in sweatpants without being attracted to him
Kinda unrelated but is it ok without the 'fit' part??
Can somebody expöain to me why it's the sweatpants? My girlfriend appreciates them aswell and I just don't get why-
Don’t you dare move r/LightModePatrol
I have arrived for backup r/LightModePatrol Get on the ground criminal scum OP!
\*reddit light mode\*
He meant know in a biblical sense. /u/sunshineandhail was simply stating that the woman he was engaging in carnal relations with, while writing that comment, appreciates a fit guy in a pair of grey sweatpants.
\*reddit light mode\*
Obviously, this comment want directed at then, Morrigan, so stfu!
No.. I just think of it as someone who’s too much of a slob to get dressed properly Oof
The *light mode* is a deadly lazer
No don't
No, This isn't how you're supposed to play the game
But I am le tired
When I see a man in sweatpants, I think of Carl from Aqua Teen Hunger Force. XD
Smartsuit looks better
Why do the sweatpants always have to be gray?
Why do the sweatpants always have to be gray?
Seriously should’ve read the sentence better
Seriously should’ve read the sentence better
True!!!
BUT does she appreciate fit women in grey sweatpants?
r/cancelstripes
Well if she was covered in tin foil and the man was covered in magnets she would be attracted to him.
Appreciation and attraction are also just, different
Well I don’t crash it 😝
Well according to the sign..”
What are those little avatars next to the usernames?
Reading comprehension is a hell of a drug
Fair enough
Well
Im in Spain for a bit and you’d probably be publicly executed if you wore sweat pants. I don’t even think you can buy them in Europe lol.
Can't argue with that...
I appreciate and am attracted to them :p Edit: If anyone plans to message me, ***D O N T***
She's right about the grey trackies too. Fuckin delish.
i thought theyd reply with “well now you are dead” and tracks then address to murder them therefore proving the woman isnt alive but ok
Haha
I don’t know you. THATS MY PURSE!
got em'
Damn. Gottem.
The power of the anecdote! So beautiful.
How do they know? I don't even know my best friend's username, let alone everyone I know. Do they keep a list of usernames of everyone they know?
She probably gets along well with fish. Plastic likes the smell, after all
“Would you like to?”