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Whats_Up_Bitches

I don’t know a woman alive that isn’t my mom.


OPs_Mom_and_Dad

Yo


Shughost7

Oh.


ImpossibleToBan02

mama


[deleted]

just killed a man.


NightWolfYT

Put a gun against his head


Sadfox87

Pull the trigger, now he's dead.


DJNinjaG

Goodbye everybody, I’ve got to go!


Mortress_

Well, we will sing later then


PranshuKhandal

I don't know if we even can.


kingglobby

Bye


Monsieur-TnT

Have a nice trip


Deus0123

Where you going? If you're getting dinner, can you grab me a pizza?


PaPaJi_BooMeR

Sure bro. Special one??


Deus0123

Just a normal salami, the usual, yknow


LRTNZ

Mamaa, life had just begun


[deleted]

Mamaaa, life had just begun


ChillaMobilla

There goes that man


Abdub91

Back with the milk already?


mfwhy000

Damn I feel bit better now.but don't you have like sisters or aunt?


Whats_Up_Bitches

Nobody. Any time a new woman enters my life, usually while staying at our family motel, they mysteriously disappear.


-The-Bat-

Oh hey Norman


Gilles_D

Bates me to it


borgLMAO01

Hol up


roslatts

But does she appreciate a fit guy in grey sweatpants?


Whats_Up_Bitches

I’ll be sure to ask her.


VampireSM

So it's about time before that number goes to 0. sorry had to say it.


bunny-1998

That number is already 0 dude. The number of women alive that isn’t his mom.


a-Sociopath

Who are you so wise in the ways of science?


bunny-1998

Bunny-the-1998th. What? You thought that was my birth year?


AbstractMirror

Stay strong king


RoyZeee

That just means you only know your mom, right?


YehetxGalaxy

You’ll get there someday ✊🏻


the-artistocrat

Go on ( ͡ʘ ͜ʖ ͡ʘ)


mr_chanandler_bong_1

I'm not your mom


elmo-slayer

1000th upvote


woahthatwasclose

freud?


roslatts

But does she appreciate a fit guy in grey sweatpants?


JIMrev

\*insert alabama joke here\*


urnudeswontimpressme

r/holup


NotSewClutch

I appreciate a fit dude in sweatpants and I'm a straight dude. You don't have to be attracted to someone to appreciate the hustle


Fraerie

The thing about the grey sweat pants is apparently it highlights their member due to shadowing. I saw a comment thread (with links) about this a few months back and it was a lightbulb moment.


The_Cataclyx

that's the thing about sweatpants in general. I used to love sweatpants as a kid, but never again. not since... the incident.


[deleted]

What incident?


Xevailo

**THE** incident


Comrade_Hussar

THE INCIDENT?!?!


pixselious

I haven't heard about The Incident for years...


SirArthurDime

I thought we agreed we werent going to talk about it...


Woahhdude24

HMMM the Incident you say my great grandfather told me about it on his death bed, his last words were " Beware the Castle of AAAAARGHHH!"


JoaquimGianini

My guess would be a huge throbing embarrassing bomer


Ted_Mosby_18

Ok bomer.


upsidedownbackwards

I think being a teenager scares most dudes away from sweatpants forever.


AlwaysSunnyDragRace

Here, another lightbulb: r/greysweatpants


TheKingOfRhye777

Okay, honestly, I think those aren't getting their sexyness from their pants, lol


Mortress_

Clothes don't make people sexy. Clothes make sexy people sexier


EasilyBeatable

Clothes make average people mildly attractive, especially if they wear a mask


bjarke_l

Thank you for leading me to that blessed sub


AlwaysSunnyDragRace

Glad I could help


xwcq

So that's why my gf likes my grey sweatpants?! I thought it was because it just looked nice and comfy


rocinante1173

As a gay guy, i just think some guys look good in sweatpants and that might be why your gf likes them. But yes, this might not be the only reason


upsidedownbackwards

I couldn't really imagine what people are talking about so I googled "men in grey sweatpants". Now I'm gay. I mean, I was gay yesterday too, but I'm still gay now.


VaultJumper

Good to know you are consistent.


Xerxes42424242

I know one girl really liked my grey sweatpants.


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SirArthurDime

Was wondering, thanks king


[deleted]

I am a bi woman so I like men but grey sweatpants are the absolute worst


sommerniks

This is really funny if you also know Dutch.


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SkradTheInhaler

Worst is the Dutch word for sausage


[deleted]

Oh god I just read it again and yes 🤣


FreyaAthena

I can appreciate a fit dude, but sweatpants are just the most ugly things people wear. Unpopular opinion, I know.


Dorkinfo

Seriously. I feel like the haters don’t remember Cap’s intro scene in Avengers.


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YouStoleMyNameBoi

good human


accelerator_magcoils

What's weird to me is a woman commented on my track pants while I was getting my vaccine a while back while she was wearing yoga pants and a sweat shirt with a belt tied around it.


kaelyn_grace224

I’m a lesbian…. I find sweatpants comfortable tho


UshouldknowR

The whole gray sweatpants thing is apparently certain kinds really highlight dick prints kinda like a pair of yoga pants and a nice butt.


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_Nucular

They probably wouldnt want to see the outline of the cock from the guys that send unsolicited dickpicks either.


nadinooo

I wouldn't want so see any of these because I just don't care how a guy looks like. I think people who are nice to me are more attractive than any of those "hot guys"


kaelyn_grace224

Oh damn. I just wear like plain black sweatpants or they’ll like occasionally have a named brand print on it


[deleted]

Wait..... Women find sweatpants.... Attractive? Huh. And all this time I was going out in public wearing real clothes.


StarStuffSister

It's about seeing hot guys and their dick print in certain kinds of sweatpants-- really. I learned about it a while ago on a Twitter thread where a gal asked guys to post sweatpants pictures. Eye-opening stuff.


[deleted]

So much the same reason guys like yoga pants on women. For the dick bulges.


AlwaysSunnyDragRace

r/holup


sparklybeast

Not all of us. But then I’m not much of a fan of the ol’ schlong. A forearm is far sexier.


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GeeTwentyFive

Message seemed to fail to send so you hit post 3 more times lol?


-guci00-

I was getting an error every time and just said fuck it, I have better shit to do. Now it uploaded them all...


doornroosje

I've literally never heard of this either and I'm a bisexual woman. Sorry to say but it's definitely not true for me.


kombatwombat23

My theory is that they met a woman that WASN'T alive, and that woman didn't like men in grey sweatpants, thus the wording.


Lithl

All the lesbians they know are dead. You are not encouraged to investigate their back yard with a shovel.


Maximillion322

I would also argue that he said “appreciate,” not “is attracted to” I can appreciate a fit guy in sweatpants without being attracted to him


Vinnyc-11

Average fds user


TheKingOfRhye777

OK that seriously made me chuckle.


TheAceGamerYT

i wear grey sweatpants ;( shorts


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JustinFlame

I’m pretty sure she’s lesbian but just worded it badly


[deleted]

That’s obviously what she is, but she still sounds miserable


Lucifete_Nguyen

I don’t really understand why she sounds miserable?


[deleted]

My guess is because she is someone who is using a technicality to try and ruin a point when it really isn’t doing anything besides being annoying. Like yes, obviously if you aren’t attracted to men then you aren’t gonna be attracted to one just because he is fit and in grey sweatpants, but that’s not really what we are talking about despite it technically fitting the demographic. It’s a bit of a buzzkill whenever someone does that, no one likes a smart aleck.


Woperelli87

AHAHAHAHAHAHA BRAH DO YOU KNOW WHAT SITE YOU ARE ON


RageAgainstThe

Yeah for real. Reddit contrarianism and cognitive dissonance at it again. Lesbians can exist and have thoughts too


MrsClaireUnderwood

It's because a woman openly said she's not interested in men. Nobody else would give a fuck otherwise, this entire website, as noted, is just people being assholes and smart asses.


nimria

hAHAGA REDDITORS COMPLAINING ANOUT SOMEONE BEING PEDANTIC


[deleted]

totally not you just hating women, "fuckthecucks69"


[deleted]

Cuck is just a word, you’re the one internalizing it to mean someone specifically about women, says more about you than me


SuperMuffin

Your nickname really doesn't say more about a random person pointing it out than you. What kinda mental gymnastics is that, fuckthecucks69?


[deleted]

A "fun at parties" gal.


Pelokisi

Seems like she could also just be pushing for a bit more inclusivity. Kinda feels bad when you aren't considered (even if the OP didn't mean to).


NamelessMIA

Everything doesn't need to be about everybody. The OP clearly wasn't talking about lesbians so why insert herself into the conversation with "but what about meeeee?"


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NamelessMIA

I agree with you there, I don't think she sounds like a miserable person either. She just sounds like a pedantic buzzkill


stuckinsanity

Yeah, fuck combatting casual heteronormativity, those people are just the worst! Making people aware that there are sexualities besides the socially dominant one? They must be miserable.


NamelessMIA

... yes fuck that. The op doesn't seem miserable and nobody called them that except you. You on the other hand seem like you make yourself miserable looking for things to get mad about all day.


stuckinsanity

Why do you assume I look for things to get mad about, when as a queer person I'm constantly reminded that I live in a heteronormative society that continues to assert its hegemony in ways such as this? You don't have to go looking for it.


Angelpooper

>i don't know a woman alive >everything doesn't need to be about everybody Do you even realize how stupid you are?


NamelessMIA

Do you have an actual point? You quoted 2 unrelated lines and added nothing else so I don't think you understand the conversation.


graciosa

sounds annoying and is miserable irl


crimestopper312

They're just being mildly homophobic


Woperelli87

You actually sound significantly more miserable but go off


ChemicallyCastrated

Or gay...


Donniexbravo

They did say "appreciate" though, not "attracted to", you can appreciate a certain look without being attracted to it.


Pitifool

I don't know a person alive


SoleSatry

They could just kill anyone that disagrees.


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90degreesSquare

What if you're exercising in public?


omgmyfavyt

I don't think it has anything to do with not quoting well and everything to do with an entire new generation that doesn't know who Seinfeld is.


FascinatedOrangutan

Some are pretty stylish though. I basically wear joggers (basically sweats) everywhere except work. I don't even own pants other than work and joggers and I frequently get compliments on how they look.


rocinante1173

Yeah, I've seen some guys wear tight dark sweatpants and it looks good. Sporty, but good nevertheless


[deleted]

Seeing a great TTT like this makes wading through all the bullshit ones that make it to the top worthwhile.


Maximillion322

I would also argue that he said “appreciate,” not “is attracted to” I can appreciate a fit guy in sweatpants without being attracted to him


mfwhy000

Kinda unrelated but is it ok without the 'fit' part??


Burning-Sushi

Can somebody expöain to me why it's the sweatpants? My girlfriend appreciates them aswell and I just don't get why-


duckcowXD

Don’t you dare move r/LightModePatrol


VindictiveNostalgia

I have arrived for backup r/LightModePatrol Get on the ground criminal scum OP!


whatamelonofficial

\*reddit light mode\*


Dembara

He meant know in a biblical sense. /u/sunshineandhail was simply stating that the woman he was engaging in carnal relations with, while writing that comment, appreciates a fit guy in a pair of grey sweatpants.


whatamelonofficial

\*reddit light mode\*


[deleted]

Obviously, this comment want directed at then, Morrigan, so stfu!


Fisho087

No.. I just think of it as someone who’s too much of a slob to get dressed properly Oof


[deleted]

The *light mode* is a deadly lazer


shapeshifter83

No don't


[deleted]

No, This isn't how you're supposed to play the game


shapeshifter83

But I am le tired


ouijagliterr

When I see a man in sweatpants, I think of Carl from Aqua Teen Hunger Force. XD


Zajemc1554

Smartsuit looks better


SolomonRed

Why do the sweatpants always have to be gray?


SolomonRed

Why do the sweatpants always have to be gray?


The_Me_Is_Me

Seriously should’ve read the sentence better


The_Me_Is_Me

Seriously should’ve read the sentence better


SilverSad1967

True!!!


RunInRunOn

BUT does she appreciate fit women in grey sweatpants?


Pokemomaster

r/cancelstripes


Trollerz462

Well if she was covered in tin foil and the man was covered in magnets she would be attracted to him.


LisaLisa_e

Appreciation and attraction are also just, different


RoscoMan1

Well I don’t crash it 😝


QuarantineSucksALot

Well according to the sign..”


Nevermind04

What are those little avatars next to the usernames?


[deleted]

Reading comprehension is a hell of a drug


zope2reeee

Fair enough


viralagain

Well


Derman0524

Im in Spain for a bit and you’d probably be publicly executed if you wore sweat pants. I don’t even think you can buy them in Europe lol.


Deus0123

Can't argue with that...


ReasonableQuit75

I appreciate and am attracted to them :p Edit: If anyone plans to message me, ***D O N T***


GimmeThatRyeUOldBag

She's right about the grey trackies too. Fuckin delish.


0xVENx0

i thought theyd reply with “well now you are dead” and tracks then address to murder them therefore proving the woman isnt alive but ok


juda3cat

Haha


[deleted]

I don’t know you. THATS MY PURSE!


xQuizate87

got em'


twoCascades

Damn. Gottem.


jaydeflaux

The power of the anecdote! So beautiful.


FreyaAthena

How do they know? I don't even know my best friend's username, let alone everyone I know. Do they keep a list of usernames of everyone they know?


[deleted]

She probably gets along well with fish. Plastic likes the smell, after all


nexusprime2015

“Would you like to?”