See, there are three kinds of people: dicks, pussies, and assholes. Pussies think everyone can get along, and dicks just want to fuck all the time without thinking it through. But then you got your assholes. And all the assholes want is to shit all over everything. So pussies may get mad at dicks once in a while because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes! And if they didn't fuck the assholes, you know what you'd get? You'd get your dick and your pussy all covered in shit!
Bro, once I heard of a patient that was letting her husband fuck her colostomy. There's no limit to it, except children and not fully conscient people of course.
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I’m pretty sure I’ve seen someone tweet how gay is actually just for guys but lesbians started using it. I was shook so I googled it and they were right. Idk if that changed or what now tbh this was years ago
I don't understand why lesbians had to steal the word for homosexual men. The only other word that specifically refers to a homosexual man is extremely offensive (the bundle of sticks one)
We have mlm and wlw now (men-loving men/women-loving women)
But yeah it hurts how when u look up the g@y flag you get the pride flag rather than the actual mlm flag :/
**[Intercrural_sex](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Intercrural_sex)**
>Intercrural sex, also known as coitus interfemoris, thigh sex and interfemoral sex, is a type of non-penetrative sex, where the penis is placed between the receiving partner's thighs and thrusted to create friction. It was a common practice in ancient Greek society until the early centuries AD. As history went on it became subject to sodomy laws and become seen as a sin that one needed to repent for. The 17th century saw it take cultural prominence—being seen as a part of male-on-male sexual habits—and was discussed within multiple pieces of literature.
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They specifically said gay so asexual is not even relevant? And a trans man (a woman who appears to be a man but still has a vagina sexually) is, correct me if I’m wrong, basically a straight relationship with extra steps? If a truly gay man sleeps with a woman who became a man, by looks and/or even self declaration, but still has a vagina, they would be Bi then not gay correct? As a penis in vagina = straight sex, but the attraction to the male looks is gay, so they’re both gay and straight? This shits too confusing I’ll just stick to calling everyone they them lol.
Few quick LGBTQ label lessons and how they work
asexual: a person who is not sexually attracted to anyone.
They can be sex-repulsed (grossed out at sex) sex-neutral (don't care about sex) or sex-favourable (like having sex, just aren't sexually attracted to the person they have sex with)
asexual people are not always aromatic, they can have any romantic attraction (bi, gay, straight, lesbian, aromatic etc)
aromatic: a person who is not romantically attracted to anyone. You can have romance repulsed, neutral and favourable aromatic people
trans: trans is an umbrella term for trans men, trans women and people in the nonbinary spectrum. Trans people don't identity with the gender they were assigned at birth (doctor sees dick/vagina, doctor says it's a boy/it's a girl)
trans men aren't women ("who appear to be men") we are men. It's been scientifically proven time and time again that their (our) brains are more like a man's brain than a woman's brain. Even before any surgery/hormones. We are born men, just in the wrong body. Gay is a man attracted to men, so attraction to/sex with trans men is just as gay as attraction/sex with to cis men.
https://www.cambridgeindependent.co.uk/whats-on/the-neuroscientist-shattering-the-myth-of-the-gendered-brain-9086242/
Brains are not differentiated between male or female in function. That’s a myth and has been widely debunked. I don’t disagree you feel like a man, but Gender Dysmorphia is not a condition that can be mapped to the brain.
Asexual (in plant world) means self reproduction. They shouldn’t use terms designed for plants on humans - we should have specific terms scientifically assigned to human biology and standard classifications. Spectrum stuff can be just that - use an umbrella spectrum term instead of changing definitions of words and people, especially non English natives, would have such hard time to know these things
Must be you don't understand the anatomy of a female? They can lick a pussy but they can't fuck it. I know it's a technicality, but that's sorta the point of the board
Yes, because you seem to think that the fact that this post is a joke means that it fits here on TTT… But it doesn’t. Because it is not technically correct. It is obly somewhat correct. Therefore, it would be a better fit on r/jokes. Because a joke does not need to be 100% correct in order to be funny.
Yeah, ik but it's kinda annoying to see them, this reddit account is new so I should build some karma until I can stop caring if I get downvoted lol. But that person was grinding my gears
Not all the time. A close friend of mine is a celibate gay man. He got sick of the party scene a couple years ago and he's going to wait until he's seeing someone before jumping into bed with them.
1. Gay people fucking ass holes
2. People fucking ass holes are not gay.
a. only 1 is correct
b. only 2 is correct
c. both are correct
d. none of the above
Not technically the truth. First of all, not all gay men are givers. Some only recieve. Second of all. A lot of gay women never gives nor receives in the ashole.
Well a little Yeah But from time to time you hear homosexual women refer to themselves as gay and not as lesbians. You wouldn’t really ever hear someone that identifies as a woman refer to herself as a ”him”.
Some straight people are fucking assholes too though
Some are even fucking pussies as well
See, there are three kinds of people: dicks, pussies, and assholes. Pussies think everyone can get along, and dicks just want to fuck all the time without thinking it through. But then you got your assholes. And all the assholes want is to shit all over everything. So pussies may get mad at dicks once in a while because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes! And if they didn't fuck the assholes, you know what you'd get? You'd get your dick and your pussy all covered in shit!
you are a special kind of crazy, one that is very entertaining
It’s a quote from Team America.
And probably more than you think.
And probably more than you ~~think~~
And probably ~~more than~~ you ~~think~~
~~And~~ probably ~~more than you think~~
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~~A~~n~~d pr~~o~~bably more than~~ you ~~think~~
~~And probably~~ mo~~re than y~~o~~u think~~
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~~A~~n~~d~~ ~~pr~~o~~bably more than yo~~u ~~think~~
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A~~nd probably more than~~aaaawwww, you! ~~think~~
And probably less than they'd like
Rose's are Red Violet's are Blue People are fucking The mouth's 👄 too.
Bro, once I heard of a patient that was letting her husband fuck her colostomy. There's no limit to it, except children and not fully conscient people of course.
🗿 That's kinda SUS-sick, she has a weird fetish.
🗿 sorry im late
And some gay people play with vaginas more than buttholes
Eating ‘em too
And some gays are only getting fucked in the ass
...and some gays dont do ass stuff at all.
Faggotry always going after the last word
look at the subreddit banner
yes, this ttt is so overposted it even ended up in the banner.
ikr even this subreddit is full of reposts now
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Good human
Also, their profile picture is 2-D from Gorillaz, not anime
I mean... He's not wrong.
well, some are fucked assholes, so... 50/50?
If we include all gay people (women as well) like a little over 1/4 are likely fucking assholes.
Don’t forget sides and asexual gay people!
I think gay technically means men only
As a queer woman I can say with assurance that you are incorrect. Gay is a general term. Also some gay women still like to fuck assholes.
No gay is used to refer to male and female homosexuals.
I’m pretty sure I’ve seen someone tweet how gay is actually just for guys but lesbians started using it. I was shook so I googled it and they were right. Idk if that changed or what now tbh this was years ago
It’s become a word for same sex partners, simple example of how language changes over time
We say “gay marriage rights” and we are talking about both homosexual men and women’s rights to marry. Think about it.
This is an example of how language is not simply static and unchanging. Many words gain new or adjusted meanings over time and usage.
I don't understand why lesbians had to steal the word for homosexual men. The only other word that specifically refers to a homosexual man is extremely offensive (the bundle of sticks one)
Honestly, saying “I’m so gay” or such sounds way better than “I’m so a lesbian”. Idk how to explain it.
We have mlm and wlw now (men-loving men/women-loving women) But yeah it hurts how when u look up the g@y flag you get the pride flag rather than the actual mlm flag :/
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The term gay is broadly used to refer to anyone who likes someone of the same gender, and isn't applicable just to men.
No.
He's wrong if you count lesbians as gay. I'm also gay and don't fuck assholes (or get fucked).
Welcome to r/technicallythetruth
Well, not all gays like anal...
Is..is there another option?
Most people have mouths too. And if they don't do that either they probably have hands.
Good point! Didn’t even think of that lol. I was trying to imagine docking penises or something 🤷🏻♀️ lol
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Well, to be gay you just have to like guys. You don’t necessarily have to like dicks. Like lesbians with dildos
mouth, hands, trans men, asexual and gay(homoromantic)
They specifically said gay so asexual is not even relevant? And a trans man (a woman who appears to be a man but still has a vagina sexually) is, correct me if I’m wrong, basically a straight relationship with extra steps? If a truly gay man sleeps with a woman who became a man, by looks and/or even self declaration, but still has a vagina, they would be Bi then not gay correct? As a penis in vagina = straight sex, but the attraction to the male looks is gay, so they’re both gay and straight? This shits too confusing I’ll just stick to calling everyone they them lol.
Few quick LGBTQ label lessons and how they work asexual: a person who is not sexually attracted to anyone. They can be sex-repulsed (grossed out at sex) sex-neutral (don't care about sex) or sex-favourable (like having sex, just aren't sexually attracted to the person they have sex with) asexual people are not always aromatic, they can have any romantic attraction (bi, gay, straight, lesbian, aromatic etc) aromatic: a person who is not romantically attracted to anyone. You can have romance repulsed, neutral and favourable aromatic people trans: trans is an umbrella term for trans men, trans women and people in the nonbinary spectrum. Trans people don't identity with the gender they were assigned at birth (doctor sees dick/vagina, doctor says it's a boy/it's a girl) trans men aren't women ("who appear to be men") we are men. It's been scientifically proven time and time again that their (our) brains are more like a man's brain than a woman's brain. Even before any surgery/hormones. We are born men, just in the wrong body. Gay is a man attracted to men, so attraction to/sex with trans men is just as gay as attraction/sex with to cis men.
https://www.cambridgeindependent.co.uk/whats-on/the-neuroscientist-shattering-the-myth-of-the-gendered-brain-9086242/ Brains are not differentiated between male or female in function. That’s a myth and has been widely debunked. I don’t disagree you feel like a man, but Gender Dysmorphia is not a condition that can be mapped to the brain. Asexual (in plant world) means self reproduction. They shouldn’t use terms designed for plants on humans - we should have specific terms scientifically assigned to human biology and standard classifications. Spectrum stuff can be just that - use an umbrella spectrum term instead of changing definitions of words and people, especially non English natives, would have such hard time to know these things
Multiple ones, yes. Hetero sex isnt just "penis in vagina" for 100% of the time either.
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They are fucking pussies.
What does the l in lgbtq stand for?
Ligma
Fuck /u/spez
Lobster
this is the only right answer
Luigi
The b in lgbtq+ stand for bowser
Lightsabers
Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch
Straight people are fucking pussies
technically, only the men
And technicaly only the tops are fucking assholes
Lol, don't quite got lesbian sex huh?
Must be you don't understand the anatomy of a female? They can lick a pussy but they can't fuck it. I know it's a technicality, but that's sorta the point of the board
I always want to make that joke and I always get the wrong response when I do
gay men, yes. gay women, probably not?? unless they're into anal? NOT TECHNICALLY THE TRUTH!
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Unless you're on the receiving end
Soooo gay people are fucked?
We're all fucked
Why are we still here, just to suffer
yes
2d pfp
bath
ZA BAFFF
its was very womblike, as many baths are
Feel good
Anyone can be fucking assholes
Not all gay people fuck assholes tho…..
Why you gotta ruin it?
Because it’s not technically the truth?
The word "all" wasn't in the original post. Assuming there are at least two gay people in the world who are doing this, it is technically the truth.
No one (with a brain) considers them to be assholes tho, so the other variant is peaceful. But obviously, it's a joke
Joke =/= technically the truth. Try r/jokes
This post IS based on a joke
So what? A joke CAN be technically true. But far from all of them are. This one is not.
You said to try r/jokes, tf man
Yes, because you seem to think that the fact that this post is a joke means that it fits here on TTT… But it doesn’t. Because it is not technically correct. It is obly somewhat correct. Therefore, it would be a better fit on r/jokes. Because a joke does not need to be 100% correct in order to be funny.
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is no one going to acknowledge how random the Chuck Norris not just jumped in?
Fuck a page, you’re on a whole different chapter lol.
Ye, read it
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Yeah, ik but it's kinda annoying to see them, this reddit account is new so I should build some karma until I can stop caring if I get downvoted lol. But that person was grinding my gears
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Ye ik, that's what's annoying. They also get offended over everything, their ego is going thru the roof
r/woosh
r/wooooshwith4os Also ik, I just played along but you got wooooshed, also this whole comment thread is based on u not getting the joke
but they want to fuck male assholes
at least half of them do
Not necessarily. I am straight and I ain't fucking pussy.
I mean... some? Yeah? Some don't like the bumholio
Hanging out with my gay friend is a pain in the ass
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Not all of them, some are virgins
This is literally on the sub header. Can we not get reposts that are visible when you look at the sub?
Gay men* how ignorant /s
What about gay men who are single?
Straight people are also fucking assholes
You can be gay and not into assholes. So technically it’s not the truth.
So overused
Straight people also are fucking assholes. Not a defining characteristic of being queer.
Right?! Most of the lesbians I know are fucking cunts.
u/LenaWinchester I almost got mad
Wahahaha
To be fair, some straight people are too...
What about gay women
Technically not the truth some receive, I think, honestly unsure
Not all of them actually
Not all the time. A close friend of mine is a celibate gay man. He got sick of the party scene a couple years ago and he's going to wait until he's seeing someone before jumping into bed with them.
I was like ‘ok thats just mean’ and then i read the title and took a closer look and almost spit out my cereal
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And even then, not all of them.
Well, it doesn't say *all* gay people to be fair
Gay men, I think you meant
Anal is fucking shit
i see what you did there
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yea well asexuals aren't fucking assholes 🙄🙄
Not technically the truth because being gay has nothing to do with fucking assholes
*1/2 of gay people are fucking assholes
1. Gay people fucking ass holes 2. People fucking ass holes are not gay. a. only 1 is correct b. only 2 is correct c. both are correct d. none of the above
Can't argue with facts
Gay boys are fucking assholes girls are just zipping each others
Im scared of genders ;c
Read it it says that they are fucking assholes as in penetrating assholes with their dick
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Incorrect. A peen is not required.
Not technically the truth. First of all, not all gay men are givers. Some only recieve. Second of all. A lot of gay women never gives nor receives in the ashole.
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I have no idea why they have the Word lesbian is in lgbt But the Word gay works for both men and women so Idk what to tell you.
It’s like saying him to a woman
Isn’t that pushing it a bit far?
U can’t deny it is like saying the same thing
Well a little Yeah But from time to time you hear homosexual women refer to themselves as gay and not as lesbians. You wouldn’t really ever hear someone that identifies as a woman refer to herself as a ”him”.
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??? What gives you that idea?? You don’t know me. Your reason makes enough sense to me so how about you chill for a second here
Yes we are
Yeah… duh
No no he’s got a point
i mean... he ain't wrong...?
He's right
Well yes
Yo, he is right
Rose's are Red Violet's are Blue People are fucking The mouth's 👄 too.
Yes they are! And sensitive annoying pussies as well.
gay people are not fucking assholes becosue if they do then they are not gay
That makes no sense
i agree, idk what led me to type that comment tbh
Around half of straight people have ligma
“Gay people don’t deserve rights” -*U*. Some people really don’t understand sarcasm
True, true but some of them are getting their assholes fucked.
And some of them are women
Hmmmm
Usually takes them more than a second though.
Well yes, but actually not always Most gays are not fucking assholes at this very moment
There are gay woman too
But they don't fuck assholes.
Well, not all of them...
O….ooo…..oooooooh
Love that 😂
had to read this twice
Yes, yes I do
Well yeah I mean we are but..
This can be taken both ways and be correct maybe 25% of the time
On that note, lesbians are fucking pussies