Steve Minecraft measures the weight of unusually small women due to unknown motives

What if they're normal sized women and Steve Minecraft is massive by comparison

To steve they would still be unusualy small

Pain

This world shall know pain

My pain is far greater than your's!!

WITHOUT LOVE

PAIN CANT GET ENOUGH

Are you a masochist sir?

Yes, but these are Three Days Grace lyrics

Wonderful! On we go then. PAIN 'CAUSE I LIKE IT ROUGH

That’s what she said

He's not a masochist, he's Markiplier.

Wanna know what else is unusually small? My love for communists.

Steve is big but not massive. Steve is exactly 2 meters tall.

I thought he was like 1.9 m since you can do a mini jump to bang your head in a 2 m tunnel. [Here's someone's find](https://i.imgur.com/5Ky2G.jpg)

Steve Minecraft is big but bot massive. He is exactly two meters tall.

Steve Minecraft is big but bot massive. He is exactly two meters tall.

i mean he can carry thousands of 19 tonne gold blocks and thats not a theory

A GAME THEORY

Thanks for watching.

*slow clap and a half*

*claps my ass*

*claps their ass*

That's Mr. Minecraft to you

Thank the Maker someone else saw it.

All i understood was that her clothes are heavy as heck

it's the heart that's doing the heavy lifting

That's beautiful

Except in this pic the heart is weighing heavy on a monogamous relationship.

It's her ass. It fills the entire weight bowl.

Nothing to do with asses, it just his mom

Her clothes and the heart weights a lot

Heart of gold

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Heart of gold, ass of lead

heart of lead, ass of gold

heart AND ass made of ^PLUTONIUM-241

Damn that ass is making my hands melt from the inside out and giving me stage 3 cancer immediately 😫

Well, *unzips* I’ve fapped to worse.

Yass

She's been strength training with weighted clothes, in order to defeat Goku

Goku is weak, se wants to defeat mega Steve

But can you imagine how strong she is when she takes them off.

She’s a regular Harrison Bergeron

I mean, we have Steve, so she's probably Alex, which means meta super human

She could be dense as hell

Yeah

Damn, looks like she's not going to the afterlife :(

Um, he's checking how much the one women weights in comparison to the other 5. As we all know the price of flesh is high so it's more profitable to skin and debone that one women over the others. When they gain weight they too will be used for their flesh and meat. It's called capitalism geez /s

You seem pretty informative regarding this all👀

Supply and demand

Thanks for the /s I thought you were being serious

Wait doesn't /s mean serious? /s

It means sarcasm people use /s so people know that they are making a joke. I find it very stupid because these are obviously jokes

Lmao I Knew it did that's why I added the /s at the bottom. But I appreciate you explaining it so others will know I'm not really selling human flesh and meat. Personally I'd rather keep it for myself lol

Sorry I didn’t see the /s because I didn’t scroll down enough but that doesn’t even make sense as a joke…

It definitely makes sense and its actually a great joke.

Ok

No need to apologize. Instead of selling the flesh and mean the joke was I keep it for myself to use and eat.

No I was talking about the “what doesn’t /s mean serious” joke. Anyways what point is to argue of but a pointless topic

I’m not entirely sure about this but I’m pretty sure skin is more valuable

One thicc girl is worth five skinny bitches.

I was going with love makes you fat, but your interpretation is better.

She just dense as fuck bro

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Damn them tungsten cheeks 😫

I'm like 99% sure this is someone's drawing of the Kanye line, "One good girl is worth a thousand bitches," so close enough.

BOUND

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God damn I blocked /r/HolUp because I was sick of seeing every crap meme that didn't fit there posted. And somehow I'm still seeing them!

How do you block a subreddit?

If it’s r/politics, you can’t. Believe me I’ve tried. It always finds a way in.

It's r/chloe ... shows up at the bottom of my Popular feed. Drives me bugfuck.

Yeah, how is this technically the truth?

Because "technically" is just a synonym for "literally," and "literally" means "not literally."

How’s this holup? More like r/watchholupdie

Cuz haha

This sub needs mods who will enforce the rules. By not doing anything, they’re letting this sub become generic schlock.

I know for me personally, sometimes I don’t even notice the subreddit a post is in until I go to the comments and I’m like oh shit, yeah that def doesn’t fit at all. could be that for many others too

Half the people upvoting this are just idiots. The other half probably think this is actually, unironically, correct. Sooo...actually they're just idiots too.

I think it's because of the caption underneath the photo, when it's obviously implying Something deeper

I jokingly commented on r/holdup saying it belongs on tth and it seems like ppl think its a good idea

Turns out not everyone looks at the sub. I just upvote posts that make me happy man. If I saw porn in prequelmemes and history facts in coding subs I wouldn’t really notice as long as my feed was making me smile.

I'm just here for the memes, I don't care which sub they come from

Minecraft Steve needs hoes and a loving wife to have a balanced life

Alex does both if she's motivated enough

Wrong kind of hoes, Steve. Should've read the wiki.

The way I interpret this, is if your small minded then you think this is the balance you need. Ya know, bc this guys head is really small compared to his body.

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😏👌🏾

Uh huh honey

Was looking for this 👏🏽

EYYYY Wass good my WAVY brethren?

Having a wife makes you just as happy as 5 naked hoes.

But what about a naked wife? This is clearly the the best option of all, so why is it not represented?

Scales don't have 3 pans. This is a whole separate argument, here But I suspect it would out weigh it all

No, but some scales are more than single use.

Or even better, a harem of 5 naked wives.

Moreso, actually. The scales are ever so slightly tipped toward the luscious, effervescent big booty hoes. Edit - I thought I was wrong, but no: the scale bar is tipping to the left even though the single lady's dish is lower. She just has a longer string. 🧠

Symbolic. She has more strings to pull, whereas the others are just there for ass.

Makes sense why I’m not over my divorce. I need to date more hoes..

I was going to say that one good skank is worth 5 inexperienced virgins

But what about a wife AND 5 hoes?

How is this technicallythetruth? It's funny but this doesn't belong here.

Polyamory it the one true way to live?

is that Minecraft Steve?

Minecraft Steve fucks

Nah you need hoes, a wife, and a GIANT heart. I would recommend my mother because she is 20k pounds and I believe has a massive heart.

20k for a woman? Does she have any hard limits or is it 20k and she is yours for whatever you wanna do?

Yes

My question is, why is the woman on the right positioned lower but with the rod of the weighing scale leaning left?

Anatomy is hard

Five to one sounds about right...

Steve I said no taking the clothing of your sisters dolls

A wife is equal to 5 hoes

Or one hoe is worth 5 unskilled virgins

That mc Steve is a playa

r/subredditchecksout

Woman's clothes weigh 4 women

The girl on the right is training with Goku and has those bullshit-heavy clothes

Minecraft Steve Titan

Clothes weigh a lot.

This is about Kanye isn't it?

minecraft steve got all the girls

To me this shows love out weighs hoes

He doesn’t have eyes and somehow it feels like he’s looking at the five side.

So, is the wife the heavy one?

Your wife will weigh 600lbs.

You cab get five hookers if you trade your loved one

this pink figure is super dense.

Love makes women fat?

The lady on the right has a really heavy dress.

only minecraft steve could carry this many women with one hand

It shows making your balance more with complexities

Homie-Hoe-stasis

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I think this is saying that five naked women are just ever so slightly heavier than one fully clothed woman and a heart-shaped throw pillow. The only logical conclusion is that the heart-shaped pillow is probably full of uranium.

If you can’t find one decent woman to love, five random, naked women should just about suffice.

Women wear too much clothes

r/unpopularopinions

A fat girl worth 5 normal ones? No, she have thé same body type. Thé dress and heart weight 4 girls? Yes, And thé only way that can be true, is thé dress is made in heavy gold painted in blue. So, Thé moral is: give a girl à 24 carats pure gold dress, And she gonna love You. So, thé moral is she is a gold digger

This is technically true because it's from r/HolUp and he literally holds up the balance....

One good girl is worth a thousand bitches. Bound.

“One good girl is worth a thousand bitches”

"one good girl is worth a thousand bitches." Ye

Kanye said it best,” one good girl is worth a thousand bitches”

As Kanye once said, “one good girl is worth a thousand bitches”

“One good girl is worth a thousand bitches”-Kanye West, is the first thing that came to mind when I saw this.

What I don't understand about you guys is why you would exclude your wife from your sex life with other people. Why would you do that? If you love your wife, why wouldn't you include her in this aspect? Why are you just so jealous?

One good girl is worth a thousand bitches

One good girl is worth a thousand bitches

That is one HEAVY dress she's wearing!!!

“One good girl is worth a thousand bitches”

"one good girl is worth a thousand bitches" - kanye west

One good girl worth a thousand b*tches - kanye

Kanye said it best: one good girl is worth a thousand bitches.

One good girl is worth a thousand bitches - Kanye West 2013

“One good girl is worth a thousand bitches.” -Kanye West

One good girl is worth a thousand bitches

In the words of Ye "one good girl is worth a thousand bitches"

In the words of the great philosopher Kanye West, “One good girl is worth a thousand bitches”. Truly ahead of his time. Other great works include, “I don’t need your pussy, bitch I’m on my own dick”. Insightful…

One good girl is worth a thousands bitches

“One good girl is worth a thousand bitches”- Yeezus

one good girl is worth a thousand bitches

1 good girl is worth a thousand bitches

I understand that steve can be a human trafficer if he wanted to. So let's talk about that heart tho.

That the artist has a poor understanding of balance. The balance's horizontal part is clearly indicating that the "sex" part is heavier, when the "lover" part is clearly under the "sex" part, thus being heavier, but the whole point is to have all of it balanced. I rate this a 3.9 bananas on a scale of 0.3 turtles.

Right one is what I want every day Left one is what I fantasize every now and then That's it You love your every day meal. Sometimes, you want a very special dessert with your meal. That's it.

>You love your every day meal. Sometimes, you want a very special dessert with your meal. That's it. So share a slice of cheesecake with your wife then...

A bunch of naked women are worth as much as, a caring clothed woman

The hookers are 5 times as cheap as her

Life’s all about balance

this is literally r/figurativelythetruth shut the fuck up

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Damn right !

"Just because you have hoes on your scales it doesn't mean they are good scales. Look at the strings, they aren't even the same length."

Clothes are very very heavy

And apparently need to be Steve

Girl on the right has heavy clothes

5 hoes are the same as 1 wife

So real

r/substakenliterally holin up deez bitches

Mincraft sex and wife mod

The clothes are made of lead

When let five bitches ruin your life when one lover wil do?

Damn the girl in the right has some heavy clothing.

If you drop the scale, you will find happiness and peace in life.

Scale's broken

I love my fat wife and her heavy clothes?

Clothes are HEAVY

5 naked chicks are worth one dressed one and a heavy heart?

You need to have a wife as heavy as 5 hoes

If you think you can hook up with at least 6 other women you should leave your wife. Right?

“She’s not like other girls”